janny umaru edition
>the weeb club is run by an Asian girl
N-nani!?
misa
https://mobile.twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/905564982800252929/video/1
Can't make fun of japs on /int/
>>79187241
Mashed is easily the best choice
>>79187241
What's a tator tot?
>anything other than hash browns
>>79187241
mashed
>>79187189
wtf i love black girls now...
*stops learning moonspeak*
*starts learning oogabooga*
japan is better than america
>>79187241
Hash browns for me thanks.
>>79187274
Pretty much just tiny hash-browns.
Janny more like jummy hehehehe
>>79187241
That's the worst hash brown I've ever seen.
>>79187293
only waffle house
who wants to be my friend when I move to Orange County?
Have three days worth of homework to do tonight
My mind has been polluted and my energy diluted
>florida man gets angry at increased airfair prices and eats check-in lady's face after being shot 30 times by security guards
How much does Janny get paid
Yellow fever therapy group >>79187305
>>79187472
0.00 USD
>>79187473
>>79187313
But the niggers never had any written languages
Boy, I sure do love living in a swing state during an election year.
>>79187488
wow that's exactly 0.00 AUD
really gets the motorboat sputtering
We need new jannys that ban fake dane.
>>79187526
Fake Dane dindu nuffin.
>>79187514
fdods dsodfoif sifsd
We should give everyone admin privileges and trust the community to self-moderate
losers who complain about dane are way worse
>>79187553
but only if they don't have a 4chan pass
People that like anime and anime posters are the worst.
How can w*men even compete? If every girl(male) looked like this and had a feminine penis there would be no reason for females to exist desu
>>79187601
sorry i dont speak russian
*givs u a hugge*
All Canadians are named Zhang or Ling Ping
>>79187601
What about for making new people to inhabit these threads after we die?
>>79187634
going to smoke.
Don't come back.
>>79187550
>>79187550
Why did niggers not have any written languages?
>>79187686
Don't tho. Your lungs will never forgive you.
*smokes itt*
heh
hope you like pixel cancer
>>79187642
there's a really cute girl in my chemistry class named Ling Ling
My uncle smoked cigars like cigarettes, lived to 90, and only died after he fell off the roof.
Osama Bin Laden was handsome
There is nobody on Earth named Ling Ling.
>>79187642
cool
>>79187741
Do you call her Ling or do you say LingLing like it's one word and call her that?
>there is nobody on Earth named ling ling
我在图书馆
给我一杯茶吧
>>79187795
the cheekbones lmao
>>79187727
hjkjd pqwupa'w jh
>>79187811
(DVSsb)
>>79187781
I've never talked to her
日本語はむずかしいです。。。
>>79187811
Stop using moon runes
>日本語はむずかしいです。。。
>>79187826
How many people are in your class?
我我我我 desu
>im a troll on the internet im so cool
>日本語むず難しい
日本語がとても易しい!
haha heey anon, mind if i come in? i need to speak to you
>>79187865
40ish
Every time you google translate moon runes you disappoint your grandpa that fought the chinks
>>79187875
>wo wo wo wo
ur a helicopter lol
>Every time you google translate moon runes you disappoint your grandpa that fought the chinks
>>79187917
he'll be extra disappointed that I'm a communist
>>79187912
That makes it acceptable. Otherwise I would laugh at you even though I would act literally exactly like you hypothetically did in your hypothetical small class.
>>79187935
>helicopter
baka
>>79187940
Please don't give me (you)s I don't want replies from your kind.
Canadians.
Haha, your reverse psychology won't work on me. I'm not even gonna give you a (you).
anon... please let me in.
Range ban Alaska when?
>I like languages with no phonetic alphabet
syllabaries aren't phonetic
daily reminder
>I dislike challenging writing systems
WHEN?!??!?
Irma makes me want to play Sid Meiers Pirates and visit all those comfy islands
doesnt greentext
>>79188117
Quite literally the worst looking flag I've ever seen.
im tired...
>>79188108
What's wrong with being right wing? I like being right wing...
>>79188117
bit dull innit
>>79188108
t. anime picture
>>79188258
nothing
*jiggles*
Autumn is almost here buds, the comfiest season
>>79188279
Thanks, fren
>>79188315
true
>gook languages
not even once
What are you being for Halloween?
>>79188368
A pile of moss in the forest that jumps out and scares drunk teenagers.
>>79188368
The Chad looking guy from the outsiders
>>79188368
myself
I want to have 8 kids with red head woman
i want to have 0 kids
>>79188496
*eats your children*
>>79188463
same
t. redheaded guy
>>79188521
Do you have sister?
BinBers are subhuman
>>79188544
Yes but she black hair and brown eyes.
*swoods*
want to fap but i won't
*invites you over for brunch*
have a terrible cold
>>79188625
cuck
I'm voting right wing so we can ban anime.
>>79188583
Lame
>>79188639
but they're the biggest supporters of
>>79188625
rip
*tells you i'll be there but never actually come *
Why are autistic people so attracted to extreme politics?
Weebs will not divide us!
I'm non-binary
>>79188690
t. ignorant
>>79188690
one-track minds
I'm a radical centrist.
>>79188711
should be non-living
*kills you all*
*survives and avenges everyone's death*
Listening to eleven pond, post 80's synth pop/ Post punk
>>79188713
it's possible to have opinions that lie in between gassing the kikes and abolishing private property
I don't want you avenging my death
>should be non-living
>>79188785
it's possible to have "extreme politics" without being an autist, sperg
why? i love you
gas the jews tho for real
>>79188819
t. 4chan poster
MONEY IS A SPOOK EVERYTHING IS MY PROPERTY
Why are people into politics so autistic?
without me you're nothing
>>79188711
What are your pronouns?
>>79188916
nigger!!!
PPPhpHPHHPpphphhhhphhphhhfffffhahhahahahahaHahhahahahahahahHAaAa
Why is denmark so mean!?
Is reddit better than /cum/?
i like japanese culture
>>79188943
Yes
>>79188861
WEAPONIZED AUTISM PRAISE KEK MAGAPEDES
>>79188861
I don't know, I just like calling people on the internet nigger a lot
Did you create a drawing to justify yourself watching cartoons?
can't stand female political pundits for some reason
>nobody checks the get i got
>>79189037
>implying you wouldn't rail Lauren Southern
>79189043
nothin personnel
i've only ever watched となりのトトロ。
>>79188955
nice dubs
Can't stand weebs for some reason
>>79189077
Checked
>79189092
>79189059
fuck u
discuss
This dog has a job and you don't.
SAD!
>>79189140
homo
>>79189162
dogs aren't people
>random minority starts talking to you at walmart
>Implying Lauren Southern isn't a respected journalist
>>79189181
He can be a people if he choose to you transhumanphobic bigot.
>his favourite season is spring
>>79189200
id put my respect into her journalist if you catch my drift
When I was a kid I thought that everyone had a penis and that women just used their vagina flaps to hide their dicks
Lauren Southern's sister is still better than her.
thinking of stealing a beer from my brothers room 2bh
>His favourite season isn't winter
>>79189277
pics?
>>79189199
Better than the white people.
>>79189291
I like summer because women dress slutty and post bikini pics, but yeah winter is comfy
i couldn't make any friends on the first day of college today
When do we start laughing at everyone in Florida?
>>79189313
What college, bud? I'll be your friend
>>79189291
bundling up and getting comfy in the winter is the BEST thign
whats the best alcohol that can be found in random liquor stores and gas stations
I've had sporadic erections all day
>>79189299
https://www.instagram.com/psykiten/?hl=en
>>79189333
>alcohol at gas stations
Wtf I HATE Canada now
>>79189307
I dislike summer for the sole reason that I can hardly handle heat at all. I'm much more comfy in -30 than +25.
>>79189345
She's cute, I wonder if she shares the same views as Lauren
>>79189333
Natty Daddies
>>79189369
Lauren described her as a "hippie", so probably not.
>>79189390
whats that
What level of autism is this on?
https://rateyourmusic.com/list/cyan/album-covers-1/1/
Found this in the bathroom drawer, what the FUCK is this? Can someone explain?
>>79189471
eat it
>>79189451
>rym
>>79189319
saskatchewan. the free food was good though
>>79189500
Never reply to me again please thank you.
>>79189471
probably old potpourri
mom's making me a cup of tea lads
living alone is so comfortable but my autism levels go wild
guys join my /cum/ elite discord
i want more people
ill be nice
https://discord.gg/2tBWmF
tons of qt asians on campus, dunno why I was so reluctant about moving to Toronto
>>79189579
My sister says she talks to inanimate objects when nobody's around. Kinda spooky tbqh.
>discord
Hope Florida gets utterly annihilated tbqh buds
Tea is shit and so is discord.
And so are asian girls
>>79189575
gimme
So this crush I haven't talked to in months has her birthday today. She posted a cake with snapchat "happy birthday" written on it at some restaurant.
She definitely knows I saw it and vice versa. Thing is I didn't say anything since I didn't want to bother her during her lunch.
Will it be weird if I go back to her message and wish her a happy birthday even though she hasn't posted anything on her story since? It will be really weird, right?
>>79189632
I agree with this post
>>79188576
What did he mean by this?
>>79189678
Think he wants you to fuck his women.
>>79189697
But why tho. Are Finnish women broken?
you guys are so mean to me
>>79189678
why are finns so cute
>>79189029
>>79189624
I talk to myself a lot when i'm alone....
>see undergrads running around campus rushing to classes and stressing about starting the school year
>I'm just here eating free food provided by the department
Lmao
Bully yourself so I don't have to have to waste my post on you.
>>79189049
but i wouldn't listen to her
i miss my ex
>>79189786
Not even her cries of ecstasy?
R8 my dinner
>>79189819
jesus you fat?
>>79189819
*devours garlic bread*
10/10, looks like a fine establishment.
>>79189757
I don't know, but I really want to be able to post in /mämmi/. I just feel bad barging in there and speaking brainlet tier English.
>>79189840
It's the only thing I plan on eating today
>>79189819
Would kiss on the first date/10.
>>79189819
throw some chili flakes on teh chicken and you're a winner dinner / 10
If you think about it white people are niggers but white
weebs aren't real
>>79189875
>>79189874
It's cabbage rolls actually, but I did do that
Weebs are real and they smell.
sex isn't real
Soccer is dumb.
Contact sports > poverty ball
im a well read weeb.
alright fine you win
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
go ahead
>>79189654
I don't think she'll care
it's not like everybody revolves around her birthday
Lets nuke the hurricane to kill it
>>79189938
Hockey and soccer are the best sports. American football is shit, it's 90% advertisements and 10% sports.
*listens to Japanese pop music*
>>79190028
Shut up loser
>>79189987
Agreed zipperhead.
im inspired by pussy
*rails ketamine off of a male crack whore's taint*
My name is Ezequiel.
this is the only music i have on my computer
like my dinner
>god said no gays
>gays decided to be gay anyway
>now we the LGBT community has a high percentage of people with AIDS/HIV
Proof that god is real
imagine being such a pleb that you can't appreciate both American football and Futbol for their differences.
>weebs still infesting the general
Wish girls had dicks desu
Your name is Pablo.
dis was gud gam
>>79190155
but then they'd be boys
>>79190135
>Jesus says to love your fellow men
>love my fellow men
>"WTF HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY JESUS"
>>79190135
god is the collective wisdom of tens of thousands of years of a human civilization
do people just think it's a coincidence religious wisdom is materially beneficial?
>>79190190
that isn't the definition of god
>1.11 g/cm^3
>using the metric system
alright so how the FUCK is it 3.7 L?
>>79190135
AIDS also pre-dominately punishes Slavs and blacks so it really is DEUS VULT
>>79190184
No because they'd be girls
Dummy
*filters alaska*
>>79190028
Agreed. Handegg is inferior.
Masturbated without using porn.
Wanna know what I was imagining?
>>79190190
*blocks your path*
>>79190252
this is a no fap general.
>>79190252
M-me?
>>79190220
All America will know the Metric system. The filthy papists have killed the Anglo man.
>>79190218
it's better than the definition
Thank God no more replies from Cara
me on the right
you on the left
>>79190252
Chicken-chan?
god is dead.
learn japanese.
live a lil.
>>79190263
thats a lie
>>79190220
4100 / 1.1 = 3700
A liter is a dm3, a dm3 = 1000 cm3
so 3700/1000 = 3.7
>>79190314
ignorance of our own weaknesses blinds us from looking for His help, and so we remain weak.
I voted Liberal last election
>>79190286
wow
>>79190321
good post
>>79190220
>1000 cm^3 / L
>1000 g / kg
4100 g / (1.11 g/cm^3) = 3693 cm^3 ~ 3.7L
you're a brainlet. drop out of college
>>79190321
not a fan of this cat
This is a no weeb zone and a no fap zone.
>>79190349
I already knew you were a brainlet, you didn't need to tell me
You people don't actually believe in "God" right?
>>79190321
best gimmick
>>79190313
No
I self inserted as my waifu and pretended she had daddy issues
>>79190365
Not a fan of that attitude, soldier.
>>79190263
can you guess what the distinction between "fap" and "masturbate" is?
When was the first /cum/ thread made?
Am I a weeb? Anime and manga have never been within 100 feet of my eyes.
I'm not a weeb I'm an Asian supremacist
>>79190394
>fap
>fap/Submit
>verbvulgar slang
>(of a man) masturbate.
or are you gonna make an ebin le reddit xD comment?
>>79190405
July 7th 2009, back then it was about ejaculations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3nYm6oVFag
love this meme 2bh
>>79190429
"fap" has only existed in parallel with internet porn. people have only said it in the context of consuming internet porn
just because brainlets like yourself fail to make the connection that most people in the world don't masturbate to internet porn, and you do exclusively, that doesn't mean "fap" simply means "to masturbate"
>>79190378
And what if I do?
>>79190481
Well you're dumber than a nigger desu
>>79190405
this is a cap of it
>canada gets flooded with asians
>america gets flooded with mexicans
it's not fair
>>79190457
were you there? The archive doesn't go back that far
>>79190423
even worse
pussaaayyyy
>>79190478
retard
>why yes, I am an unironically racist atheist m'lady
>>79190513
>Believing Asian are God's chosen people is worse than loving Japan
No
>i'm not a weeb i'm an inferiority supremacist
????
>>79190503
Y-Yeah, they totally aren't mostly poo-in-loos and islamic poo-in-loos now. haha, we all have qt chink gfs.
>>79190503
we get asians too though
but, I do think asians are scared of guns, I remember reading that japanese exchange students don't want to go to america because of that.
what does holding a girl's hand look like.
>>79190478
slang invented during the internet era != slang that only pertains to the internet
very poor thinking on your part. go study.
>why yes i use the word racist unironically
>>79190545
One of them is black so it's easy to see why he would prefer others over his own kind.
>>79190564
not what i said, brainlet.
>>79190561
bendy dicks
*feel like.
New
>>79190595
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKHEADS
>>79190498
I've got personal experiences that have led me to where I am. You do you and I'll do me, brother.
>not what i said, brainlet.