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anyone wants to open up a pub with me?

>tfw trans gf

>>79162096
Sore loser tb h

dos secondos

>>79162080
beautiful legs

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hows /gf2017/ going anon

>>79162130
nonce

Love the trolls on the daily mail comment section, have me in tears every time

>>79162130
'

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need a whale gf

>>79162130
you fucking monster

GET'IM JANNYBOY

>>79162131
it was /fiance2017/ for me and I smashed it

>>79162130
you should be locked up

>>79162150
>Disgust

>>79162139
>trolls
no those are their actual opinions, believe it or not

couldn't go to the gym yesterday cause "you need at least one day of rest"

psshhhhht, im back baby

>>79162150
like the chub but stretch marks put me off. you don't just get them on fatties

O-|8---<

business idea: call nonces 'noncester' (nonce + monster)

>>79162183
Injuries are bad for health and progress

8===D~~ ( . Y . )

DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

Keep the kids, deport the racist

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why are yanks so dim

>>79162202
yeah right

*back keeps cracking*

>>79162183
that's only true for the muscles you've worked
if you're just doing full body every time then just keep doing it because you won't have fully fatigued any

got an uncle from noncester
weird one he is

>>79162131
yep got a trans gf.

:O ~~~~C========3

you on the left, me on the right

>>79162241
:)
me afterwards

got a 2:1 from the university of Noncester

>>79162219
they're just richer than you

>>79162229
>yep
>got a trans gf
these don't go together

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

~C=| | | | ==3

avin a wank

>>79162266
THE AUSSIES HAVE GOT TO GO

if us nukes the hurricane, will she die?

>>79162274
thats not even a dick

>>79162259
wrong
she's been on hormones for awhile now and is legally a girl
makes my dick so much harder than a cisgf could :3

>>79162294
bender

WHAT DO WE WANT?

want to have an affair with a married woman or a girl in a relationship

I'm being picked on again ;_;

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>>79162304
you're both mentally ill

>>79162330
ill pick my dick in your bum lol

>>79162331
based

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peng

girl who wanted me to model for her hasn't called

>>79162314
how does not seeing dicks make me gay

>>79162331
>english flag
baste paki man

>>79162331
yes, yes we are
but saving pictures of ribena is a far more serious indicator for disorders imo

haha madting wagwan innit?

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>first day off in months
>overwhelming urge ot turn it into a coke binge like every weekend day is

hello, david? i'm REALLY tempted

the singularity is near

https://youtu.be/FHCYHldJi_g

>>79162355
those are shit. the biscuit part is too hard and dry

Will never have a gf. Simple as, I'm dying a virgin.

>>79162393
manchild vermin

poptards for breakfast lmao

>>79162393
FCUK YOU!!!!!!

>>79162393
baboon nonce

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>girl who wanted me to model for her hasn't called

>>79162393
absolute mong

>>79162411
only kids would eat those without complaint . kids eat anything that's chocolate even if the chocolate is shit
>>79162382
who is david. stop referencing things only you understand

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new girl at work just dragged me into the disabled bogs and shoved her hand down my trousers

feel violated

At night I levitate between the ground and ceiling

>>79162444
David, King of the Jews and ancestor of Yeshua

see what i done

came in a black benz, left in a white one

>>79162444
simpsons references are actually quite well known on the whole
it's david crosby

>>79162418
>>79162419
>>79162441
t. people who like shit biscuits

pengturtle in then?

>>79162471
na just me phimo

>>79162468
>david crosby
Literal who

FOY

oi jordan reply to my message on facebook haha

stop impersonating me

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How bad is it lads?

>>79162470
im a biscuit connoisseur and you're wrong

oi jake stop messaging me haha

Where's Thailad?

>>79162427
I have higher bf% since then
need to lose it again

>>79162524
i only eat tesco finest and you're wrong

>18 years old
Fucking hot!
>17 years old
Fucking gross!

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Can't wait to see how 2050 disappoints me

doin a bing bong

>>79162539
sucking off the king

>>79162558
pelesquasia

( ; ) C===8

>>79162557
correct

>>79162557
at your age it would be wrong to be into an 18 yo as well tbf

>>79162557
whats the AOC in straya

>>79162558
Flying cars are pretty shit ayways.

might take up archery again

>>79162644
t. fierce drag queen

>>79162622
I'm only 8 years older.

>>79162627
16

>>79162648
only freaks do archery

>>79162648
Elf.

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>>79162558
A technical theory responded with a social answer.
The tech we have may not be flying vehicles and we may not have advanced medically to cure cancer, however the acceleration of technology from 1965 up until today would absolutely astonish a person from that time period.

>>79162627
16
17 in South Australia
18 in Queensland for anal

>>79162643
I can't, sorry.

>>79162557
But age of consent is 16 here sweaty...

>>79162662
My old friend was national champ at archery and he was a jive ass honky.

>>79162661
'ce

>High Elves, like other elven races, refer to themselves as "Tel'Quessir", which roughly translates as "The People". Non-elves are referred to as "N'Tel'Quessir", which translates as "Not-People". This is not nearly as racist in practice as it first appears, but merely shows the bond that elves feel with members of their own race.

>>79162662
dont care

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

>>79162681
Fitting that you post the worst Hitchens brother

>cure cancer
there's no money in cures. its all about treatment and preventative measures

>>79162662
More enjoyable than kicking a ball.

>>79162710
so why did you reply then :)

>>79162701
't

http://www.strawpoll.me/13872949
http://www.strawpoll.me/13872949
http://www.strawpoll.me/13872949
http://www.strawpoll.me/13872949

>>79162738
cause i love you

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hate when aliens in science fiction speak english and/or have a humanoid appearance

What is deanos political position?

ufuck uau nk ughhhh hnnhnnnnng uuguuuuuguuuuh fuuuaaaaaaak uuuuuughhhhhhhhh yess hhhhhhuuuuuughhhhh

>>79162713
MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO AND THIS I KNOW FOR SURE

>>79162724
Grim but true.

turns out

little monkey fella

>>79162758
octopi are the closest thing to aliens on the planet, discuss

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>121 / 15 / 31 / 1

Choon.
https://youtu.be/tn5YZ2umScM

>>79162761
"fiscally conservative, socially liberal"

ufuck uau nk ughhhh hnnhnnnnng uuguuuuuguuuuh fuuuaaaaaaak uuuuuughhhhhhhhh yess hhhhhhuuuuuughhhhh
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i hate australians

*struts into /brit/*

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>>79162558
these parents are up to something

>>79162761
probably mildly daily mail but generally not that interested

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Ah yes the left.

>>79162777
Octopi are only the tip of the iceberg.

fFuuuughh guuuuuhhh guuuuuuhh fhhhhhhh guuuuuuuuuuughhhhh fuuuuuuuughjk

>>79162761
reads the sun

>>79162825
he had a stroke at the age of 24
it could have been a brilliant career

ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbr

>>79162815
thats not the same guy

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>>79162558
our countries wont be recognisable

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>walking in town centre
>walk past statues of great men from the past
>weep as i'll never go down in the history books

>>79162761
he adopts whatever viewpoint he last saw on tv

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>>79162854
>he

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>ywn be remembered for eternity

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>Ah yes the left.

>>79162868
its the same guy

>"It's all very well to say we live in a multicultural country... until you're a Christian, until you hold the traditional views of the Catholic Church, and that seems to me fundamentally wrong,"

Ever been a more red-pilled comment from an MP since Enoch?

>>79162875
do you want an award for all the wanking you've done

just got remembered for eternity

oi lads haha what's up

>>79162921
Ive beat his wank record. Give me the medal.

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>>79162921
if it makes me immortal, yes.

>>79162928
my willy is up

>>79162909
never understood how his name worked

>>79162761
jezza clarkson for pm

the smelly proxy replied to me

>>79162909
>gay-ass sees her

>>79162948
festy cunt

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>>79162958
gay ass poolius peesar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UodM1ZZmuk0&feature=youtu.be&t=567

>>79162997
why do white men get shamed for this but jew paedos are permitted?

might do some noncehunting in japan

JAV collection is out of control

>>79163078
found one >>79163107

>>79163042
It's a sexual vs cultural thing.

>>79163071
DAS RITE

JEWISH NIGGERS

>>79163107
delete them all and start again

going to roll into Akihabara like Attila the Hun and raze every noncey anime shop

want to start having sex. but where do I get condoms? the bathroom machines or at the pharmacy?

>>79162096
Tы єcи нaйбóльший кaнкэp /бpит/aнiї.

>>79163151
Attila would rape little girls though

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/06/jacob-rees-mogg-says-against-gay-marriage-abortion-circumstance/
Fucking hell. Can you imagine the outrage if corbyn said this? Or a Muslim pm? As usual they'll sweep this under the rug

>>79163155
steal them from the bathroom machines.

Severely disappointed by Robocop 2

love japanese ladies because they look excessively young to be easily mistaken with someone below the age of consent.

>>79163155
you need a girl first la

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actually mad how people like julius caesar and alexander will literally be remembered forever

in five thousand years' time, they will still remembered. for as long as the human race lives, their names will never be forgotten

mad

>>79163155
>want to start having sex
Me also.

>>79163175
fucking nonce don't reply to me again

>>79163192
don't know how the fuck they are

>>79163182
do doctors give them for free?

>>79163190
not necessarily

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>>79163192
reckon that in order to be remembered forever these days you would have to be the first lad on Mars or something desu
>captcha: roman optico

>>79163192
hitler will too

I still play Pokemon go lol

>>79163181
What a nazi.

>>79163192
no they wont, the human race will be dead by then

>>79163192
too bad it makes no differences to them now.

love turtlenecks, make you look like a mature adult rather than a child

Can easily be combined with a blazer or sports jacket for a good look

>>79163192
who gives a shit? when you're gone you're gone whether you're remembered forever or your naked corpse is whipped and paraded through the streets is literally irrelevant

>>79163278
pics x

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>women are worth talking t-

>>79163181
they're hardcore christian stances and Britain is a christian country

>>79163278
dont forget the skinny jeans deano

gf just sent me this
https://i.imgur.com/aRGun2F.gifv

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/06/jacob-rees-mogg-says-against-gay-marriage-abortion-circumstance/
Any rorkes in? Care to defend this??

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>>79163278

The chinkposter has convinced me to learn Chinese so I can import cheap chinkshit and sell it on for mad cash

Wish me luck lads, ni hao haha xxx

>>79163278
good post

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>dont forget the skinny jeans deano

>>79163329
>catholic
no

SCREAMING at people who insult turtlemong, bet they wear the virgin fit when(if) they leave the house

>>79163155
get them from your school counsellor

>>79163309
It was recently revealed most of the population are atheists dipshit

is it possible for a man to share a true feeling with a woman?

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>implying the human race won't be around for at least another 20,000 years or so

love triggering autists who think they can dress properly

>>79163389
True hate

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>>79163294
>>79163266
shut the FUCK up

you will never be remembered and no-one will attend your funerals

HA

any cagers in my thread?

>>79163386
You don't currently live in Britain. You live in Labourtopia.

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>>79163377
>go to get some in the UK
>counsellor asks me if I'm sexually active
>say yes because I think she means if I masturbate
>she gives me a massive sack of condoms
>untouched until I threw them out because they LITERALLY expired

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjGdi7z_B4U

hurricane irma happening lads

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>>79163390
not if mr zlumpf has any say in it

>>79163192
Why do people care about being remembered?

Honestly am somewhat right wing but find it hard to defend the Christian saddos lads. Very contradictory bunch of people simple as

julius caesar? more like julias geezer amirite?

>>79163390
we'll all be a BEAUTIFUL brown by then inshallah

>>79163411
cock cage haha

isn't it mental how people who were 24 3 years ago are 27 now

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>>79163430
kinda makes you feel like an insignificant runt when you realize what some people have achieved in their lives

pic related, had his own fucking ARMY by my age

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the problem with heavily using hard drugs regularly is not necessarily that you have to use them but that normal life just seems so fucking boring

tried to watch a sandi toksvig qi episode
can't do it

>>79163468
because you've fucked your brain

Someone sing me a lullaby

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chmmm.

used to think that x was y but it turns out it was z

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>not happy to live an average life
>no money to live a better life
>too stupid to make good money

anyone else know this feel

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>Honestly am somewhat right wing but find it hard to defend the Christian saddos lads. Very contradictory bunch of people simple as

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want to see sue's sticky caramel flaps

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>>79163482
let it be e e e e e e e e e e e

>>79163463
People aim to achieve completely different things. Being remembered for it is a by product. Why aim to be remembered?

>>79163491
yeah
want off this fucking rock of an island but realistically will be stuck here for the rest of my miserable "life"

kev pictures
NOW!!!!

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ah yes, another day of doing nothing but browsing the chon and playing vidya
god my life is boring

>>79163491
yea, just be a neet until thats financially impossible then do the ol' 'cide

>>79163507
genuinely don't get the obsession with K/J-pop idols, like I get you enjoying the music, but people who autistically obsess over it and send death threats if they have a BF

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>the word for "find out what somethings gender is" is sex

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>yeah
>want off this fucking rock of an island but realistically will be stuck here for the rest of my miserable "life"

>>79163516
:'^)
*yawn*
Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>79163531

>>79163530
where would you go lad?

>>79163537
that's more active than me. replace video games with just watching friends

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>>79163516
When I find myse-helf in times of trouble mot-her mary comes to me-e-e

>>79163545
sue is probably getting railed every night by some chad

>>79163537
summer is truly the worst

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summer look lads

>>79162724
Stop lying, Silent Ben.

There has never been a 90 year old on their deathbed saying "I'm glad I ate all those salads". Have yourself a kebab and chips today guys

>>79163491
Yeah but replace the last one with too lazy

>>79163537
get a job. i'm starting to genuinely wish i was at work right now instead of being off because i don't even think about cocaine when i'm at work because i'm too busy btu when i'm sat here it's all i can think of

>>79163587
the viet cong look

>>79163519
idk, just want to be remembered, it's a basic human emotion

fuck wypeoop!

>>79163600
just buy some coke

ordered a gram off the onion earlier

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>>79163531

>>79163600
i had one. Finished at the end of august and im back in college in week or two. Literally do nothing in my time off

>>79163468
>life just seems so fucking boring
That's anhedonia, it's caused by dopamine downregulation. Stopping drugs and then waiting it out will fix it. then you having to find something other than drugs to kill time or the cycle continues.

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>>79163574
if i had superpowers i'd probably just fuck off from this galaxy desu
settle down will some blue alien slag and live the rest of my life away from here. comfy comfu comfy.

>>79163612
don't think remembrance is an emotion

>>79163545
i dont particularly like the music
its all about The Girls
>>79163582
i think shes single at the moment but thats very difficult to say they have to be extremely secretive about relationships

>>79163655
don't get technical with me lad, I'll knock you in to next week

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>High Elves prefer the freedom of the individual over the good of society, and their rulers are respected and obeyed by choice. These rulers invariably choose not to practice their power unless the need is great.

>>79163595
There has never been a 90 year old saying "I'm glad I ate all those kebabs and chips".
nor an 80 year old, nor a 70 year old

>>79163575
so no one told you life was gonna be this way...

>>79163637
i spent 400 quid on it last weekend alone though. it's just fucking silly at times

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I swear
after this song
after this song
I'll make it up to you
I'll make it up to you

I MMMIIIISSSSSSS YYYYOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I MIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Woah......

who else was absolutely devastated about grenfell towers

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>>79163704
looks like you're addicted lad

JUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ON BOAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THEEEEEE HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!

>>79163666
she's not an a-list idol like AKB48 so it's probably a lot easier for her to get dicked. also she openly drinks alcohol as well which is no-no for most idols

>>79163612
No it's not. Joyful, mutually beneficial relations/connections with people that are important to you is more to do with basic human emotions.

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Well?

>>79163763
'bout tree fiddy

>>79163726
did a gram of coke nearly every day for 2 months once. gave it up relatively easily. dont think you can get addicted just snorting it

life goal: fuck a lesbian

wish I could understand how to do all the darknet stuff
all the legal warnings on the guides just put me off, doesnt seem worth getting into trouble over
and yes I am quite dim when it comes to this kind of stuff so feel free to tell me i'm being stupid

>>79163752
see >>79163675
leading gistlstr

life goal: fuck drumpf

MAN I JUST WANNA GO FLEX

GOLD ON MY TEETH AND ON MY NE-HE-EEEEEEEECK

>>79163812
CONGRATULATIONS

>>79163793
the risks as a buyer are quite small. police only care about big time sellers. no one is going to down your door for a gram of coke, and if you order from domestic vendors, the risk is miniscule anyway since there are no customs involved

life goal : prove P=NP

>>79163854
I just dont trust myself to do all the concealing steps properly

life goal: prove P =/= NP

>>79163737
if you think im one of those who gets upset if he thinks his waifu isnt ""pure"" then youre barking up the wrong tree
however shes not particularly slutty for how fit she is, nor does she make a false pretence at being innocent, which is one of the things i like about her

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Feel like in a few years i will look back at this particular moment in life and know it was a waste of time.
Yet despite knowing this, i do nowt to change my current situation, as if im just waiting a few more years untill that day.

love: drow
hate: high elfs
indifferent to: wood elves

THEIR TALKING ABOUT YOU BOY

BUT YOU'RE STILL THE SAME

THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU

ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN

THEIR TALKING ABOUT YOU BOY

BUT YOU'RE STILL THE SAME

just dreamt of a great joke in my sleep lads. all OC.

so WW1 is about to break out. My greatgrandparents are a young couple, living together and listening to the wireless and hearing the news.

"Oh my gosh!" exclaims my greatgrandma. "I must rush to the shops and buy as much German food as I can before it all runs out!"

"Oh no," says my greatgrandpa. "You've got it all wrong. We must rush to the shops and buy as much english food as possible before it all runs out and we are forced to eat German food instead!"

>>79163879
i dont even tumble my bitcoins and no one has kicked in my door yet. never had a package not arrive. just use tails and 2 bitcoin wallets.

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And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us, so what
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine

>>79163879
Go and find a dealer then. Network.

>>79163903
this except with my whole life

>>79163925
I know a couple
just not any that can get me acid or DMT

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got a third class degree lads hahahah xxx

wish you didnt wake up

>The drow are usually known among the other races as vicious and evil. It would be easiest to describe the drow as elitists and racial supremacists, believing the world should belong to them alone.

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>>79163790
>spent 4800 quid on coke in two months
>but its not actually addictive though lol

>>79163879
Nobody cares if its small amounts and far as I know only authorities who can properly track bitcoin are CIA/FBI and europol doubt youre on any list

>>79163942
literally a waste of 3 years congratulations

>>79163953
was doing it work every day, was a laugh

oi la oi lalala

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>>79163998
HOLY FUCK

Hell, that was quick succession postov.

>>79163942
proud of you x

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feel a bit upset nobody laughed at my dreamjoke

i thought it was funny

>>79162355
needs to be dark choccy

>>79163913
what a terrible joke

>>79164050
fuck off dickhead

I wonder why nobody is posting
*Looks at post count*
Ah yes

>>79163913
this is stupid

>>79163940
Sympathise with this desu. Also too wary to use dark web.

>>79163913
IDIOT!!!!

niggers and women are inferior to me
the jews are the reason i'm a neet

>>79163998
>>79164006
why are aussies such shit posters

non-risky idea: don't be a degenerate druggy twat

how do people buy LSD anyway?
its a class A drug, id be too scared of being caught to buy it.

howling at how all the lefties are triggered that moggy is a christian who actually upholds christian values

don't see them complaining about muzzies cutting of young girls vaginas do you?

>>79164102
hehheheh\ u are sutu p ruboie

>>79164102
brainlet

>>79164109
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