/brit/

>>79156492
but you are not even brit

terrible posts so far this thread

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The collapse of the USSR was a mistake.........

babestation

1st for we won't be seeing /carib/ posters for months

grim thread don't bother posting (from the future)

the next post wont be doubles

>>79156498
How are you sure

>>79156541
>>79156556
holy shit.

thoughts on these leaked immigration plans, lads?

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where is my ak-47

SUCKERS ON THE LEFT
I KNOW YOU HATE
MY 98

st.barths is getting absolutely shmammered by this storm lads

quite like the word smithereens lads

needed a poo this morning but deliberately waited until I got to work so I don't have to use my own loo roll

>loli is illegal in the UK
AHAHAHAHAHA

WAHEY LADS

>>79156690
Its also illegal here tho
Well any kind of porn is illegal

are you a legit korean?

>>79156736
Yes
Are you a legit mexican?

Posting anime should be a bannable offense.

I am a legit brit

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>>79156763
Damn right

>>79156763
I wouldn't mind if 4chan was cleansed of weebs tbqh

yeah, but am asking because i've never seen real asian posters here, they are either proxies, or western people

i am a gay bong

I'm a yank. AMA

>>79156771
Sure you are

>>79156807
you gay?

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>ywn get to put down the boers

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I can't stop listening to wire

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POSTING FROM BED LADS

>>79156814
No, but I've never had a gf either

>Laser today, not so great, especially since I didn’t have any clean clothes and forgot to brush my teeth and apply deodorant. Also had to run a little to get there in time so sweated

screeching and retching in equal measure
such a pongy paki stinking out the laser clinic with his samosa breath and pooey pissypants and sweaty vindaloo B.O.

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>>79156492
Animé is not Britannic culture, and the other thread had seven posts remaining before it no longer took bumps. When all things floating in the psychic mush:
a new outlander making early news (issues),
not a tolerable situs.

>>79156850
HI vlad

>>79156850
Improve your English and try again

>>79156850
Brilliant post

>>79156847
do you ever wonder what pakipoo would call you in his blog if he met you? like "tall guy", "quirky guy", etc.

>>79156850
I post this here to come for this bro. I think Anime is for Japan culture for more than it to be for it on British people.

>>79156839
Do a cheeky sleep

>>79156896
i dont think hed ever notice me, im about 4 inches tall after all

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>>79156929
>a cheeky sleep
(Tы)

>>79156931
yeah but dat booty doe

watching anime is only one sign of homosexuality

Are you a legit russian

Got too much attention today. Hate going outside

^poo in loo

Thinking of adding this girl I used to like in school on fagbook but I don't have a good reason to do it so it might be a little weird what do you reckon fellas?

^shart in mart

>>79156582
People who think they're blue are purple.
People who think they're purple are green.
People who think they're green are red.
People who think they're red are blue.

Are you a legit indian

>>79156998
do it

IS IT GAY TO WANT A DAUGHTER LADS?

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Last days of Summer boys

>>79157034
no it just makes you a nonce, nonce

>>79156999
Denied.

>>79157034
No
But its lesbian

Nah I'm a Rohingya refugee

>>79157034
Literally gayer than licking the cum from your boyfriends beard

>>79157036
Do you have a webm of those kids playing with fireworks in oregon?

>>79157043
do you like sue

watching ed edd n eddy in bed

>>79157089
no, as im not a nonce

whats the most expensive thing you own?

>>79157078
No bud. Lurk out and pol for those

morning lads

>>79157109
house

>>79157103
what about now
do you like her

>>79156492
South Koreans dislike Japan, but why do you like Japanese animation, manga and video games?
Please fight against North Korea before seeing Japanese anime

>>79157123
still not a nonce, so no

>>79157109
a freddo

>>79157109
PROBABLY MY 'TORBIKE 2bh

>>79157138
fukcign bitch di

>>79157123
changed my mind actually i am a massive catshagging nonce and i quite fancy sues sticky caramel folds

>>79157131
お前本当に日本人なの?
それとも串weeb?

Please fight against North Korea before seeing Japanese anime

>>79157170
韓国国旗表示のお前こそ日本人なのかw

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Heкoтopыє из вac, peбятa, хopoшo, нe пpихoди́тe зaвтpa нa Cтaлинґpaдa.

>>79157170
>>79157194
>>79157198
look at this nonsense

>>79157166
then we have a lot in common :))))))00000000090

>>79157225
wer flag

>>79157194
日本旗で書き込むと最近なんだか反応がイマイチでね

>>79157246
just woke up doing lying down in bed Sent from my iPad

>>79157282
ha, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

日本の帝国は戻ります

>>79157017
>>79156998
maybe if i add a few other people i used to know from school it will seem not so weird ay

>>79157298
add me to x

>>79156998
JUST DO IT YOU POOFTA

thailad have you ever seen a car accident tin thairand?

>>79157282
lying upside down in bed?
that is thailad btw you can reply to him

>>79157319
Saw one last week
>>79157328
fake news

>>79157336
nuts that

>>79157347
init

dont rate thailad
rate pogba

simple as

saw a motorbike drive into a car in India

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Щo блядь?!
Get a load of this, comrades under Conservative oppression.
>>79153335 >>79153377 >>79153478

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Thailad
Guess why /brit/ loves you

>>79157371
literally a daily occurrence there

>>79157308
Ok my name is Wayne Kerr in Wooloomooloo

>>79157382
tell me

>>79157371
Saw a car ram into a still bus from behind December 2005

>>79157394
call the king a bender you bent pussy nonce twat

SAW A WILLY COLLIDE INTO A BUM ON THE INTERNET ONCE

>>79157394
Well
I can smell a hint of money from you

(Might be wrong please dont take seriously)

But then they buried her alive
One evening 1945

dont care

do care

>EU court rejects migrant quota challenge
>Top EU court upholds Brussels' right to force member states to take quota of asylum seekers

And they called us crazy

cared

>>79157440
Hmmm.. I see, well.. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

>>79157509
call the king a bender you nonce twat

business idea: mega fish farms to solve world hunger.

theres shit-tones of ocean. so lets use it to farm fish.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504674753006.webm

GET FUCKED 4CHAN AHAHAHA

>>79157503
glad we left that totalitarian 4th reich

>>79157545
with sealions as sheepdogs

Business idea : giga fish farm that could beat anons mega fish farm

imagine how brutal being killed by a shark must be. proper nasty death

Business idea: keep small European countries separated and not federated in any way so that they can compete with much larger countries like China, Russia and the US.

>>79157604
worked for decades before the EU

lived in japan for a year, absolutely hated it, cannot FATHOM when weebs hype on about it

business idea: toss everyone called james into a pool full of hungry sharks

kil thailad di

Bristol might be getting an underground network. Pretty cool.

>>79157616
>ww2 is literally the decade precefing the eus foundation

>>79157628
That'll be well handy for your grandchildren.

>>79157616
Europe has been a divided, infighting shadow of its former self for the last 70 years

NOW YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST

>>79157654
Wonder if he posts here

>>79157604
>>79157645
The US has always been aggressively pro-EU. For a long time being pro-European was seen as an Atlanticist position because you were aligning with NATO against the Gommies.

>>79157644
>>79157662
call the king a bender you bent nonce

Just say it, say the 5 words and prove you aren't a pussy

>>79157638
nothing wrong with a bit of friendly rivalry.

>>79157678
oh come off it will you
worse than a jeyehadist you are

>>79157678
i would argue that it takes more courage to resist your autism instead of relenting. plus its funny seeing you rattle the bars of your runt-cage every day.

>rattle the bars of your runt-cage every day.
enjoyed this image.

>>79157684
>>79157696
thainonce internet defence force out in full force today I see

>>79157696
>>79157684
Ahh yes the thaibender defense force. Whiteknighting a literal stranger on /brit/ is pqathetic

post it

you know the one

>>79157721
>>79157723
any more of this and i shall get the fivenoughts on your botties

>>79157730
call the king a bender you bent nonce ponce shirt-lifting faggot twat

just say it, simple as

>>79157730
I wish the custodian would ban you for avatarfagging

just bummed the king of thailand

>>79157779
nonce
ponce
shirtlifting faggot twat

>>79157765
You don't know what avatarfagging is

>>79157779
poz?

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>thainonce will REFUSE to call this crop-top wearing, dog fucking faggot a bender

now why could that be? Anyone with common sense can see that he's clearly a bender

>>79157795
maybe its rude to show your nipples in thailand but its also really hot?

>>79157787
call the king a bender you bent twat nonce

want burger king
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeee
re
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>people that talk on the train

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the gothic gf

>>79157834
Isn't it Hungry Jacks or something there?

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>piss and moan and stamp our feet to get into europe
>vote to leave a few years later for a laugh

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Here he is again with a DIFFERENT crop top

Why won't thailad just say the 5 words? all he has to do, simple as

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>>79157845

>>79157848
nope just done a burger king ad on the idiot box
all the fast food places are same as brittin

based thailad our guy

>>79157866
Oh, just Bruce being wacky then.

>>79157857
>>79157877
call the king a bender you bent ponce faggot

>>79157621
hated what

>>79157891
living in Japan

>>79157891
drumpf

>>79157922
wacky bruce lad
wacky bruce lad
show us your deodorant

>>79157909
have you found any reason?

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>>79157849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYuoWyk8iU
>>79150863
I think the Mexi-muchacho has lost the Elgin Marbles from his nut.

>>79157952
yeh

>>79157952
japs in general are just shitty people

>le Japanese are so polite!

is a meme, working there is low pay/high workload, mentally ill people roam the streets, so many more things but I'm not writing an essay on it

>https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6ya8b8/tifu_by_trying_to_help_someone_on_the_london/

ah yes, the London experience

looks weird but interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gug_0mNhg4k

could someone define some words for me x
>deano
>peng
>ponce

>>79158066
yeh i could

>>79158066
>Deano

The stereotype of a normie working class/lower middle class 25-35 year old british guy, pretty much everyone knows a deano in the UK

>peng

slang for "good", only used by underage runts and Londoners

>ponce

a soft, pussy, crybaby

It's fucking over

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

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>>79158095
thanks.

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they are bullying us again

>>>/pol/140470765

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>>79158117
creasing

>>79158132
call the king a bender you bent twat

>>79158128
i mean, he's not wrong but it's not like /brit/pol is the cream of crop

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>>79156791

does anyone know any music that's like lemon jelly
like upbeat instrumental that's a bit psychedelic with odd samples

deoderent? gotta be david beckham: instinct

>>79158169
What's the name of the artist who did these paintings

Its Lynx Africa for me

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>>79158169
honestly fucking with the janny and the 'HE'S HERE' type posts is one of my favourite aspects of /brit/

dont have any games to play or shows to watch

>>79158195
My favourite aspect is that fact that you cancerous faggots will likely be all dead within the next decade or two.

>>79158190
for me it's mitchum ice fresh roll-on
nice scent and unmatched sweat control

>>79158161
https://youtu.be/894FK7YPWTQ

>>79158177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg7LDvE5gMM

>>79158205
that's not actually particularly funny and I think you should take it back.

>>79158216
just say "the king is a bender" simple as, just do it, 5 magic words, say them and it will all be over

>>79158237
You have to watch the video

>>79158186
Zdzisław Beksiński.

>>79157621

I like their games and cartoons but I have no desire to live there.
Everything I've heard about the east Asian work culture is revolting.

i'm an aquarius through and through

>>79158248
not watching anything you post you fucking nonce, now call the king a bender

>>79158315
did you watch it though?

>>79158322
no, now call the king a bender you fucking poncey twat

>>79158359
why not?

>>79158322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu_LChBQt3E

u down with opp?

>>79157981
Sounds like this general.

might wank today, thoughts?

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Life's good when you got that papa slaton hogleg in your trousers

>>79158371
not a big rap/hiphop sorta guy t?bh

I find it difficult to believe that somebody would be so naïve as to make it easy for a tank to comprehend british slang. Idi na khujov, homoseke. İdı v Reddıtu.

>>79158411
so what you're trying to say is, that you aren't down with opp?

>>79158426
fuck off rooskie

>>79158442
im down with the sickness

we don't love these hoes

just got a 10k pay rise.

why do ded today? are we using the discord instead?

>>79158522
its 10am on a wednesday mate

>>79158442
I suppose I am

>>79158522
these are comfy hours

Pay just got decreased by 10,000 pounds, very odd seeing as we don't use that currency here

>sleep
>wake up
>thread still alive
wtf is wrong with you?

>>79158362
see >>79158315

now call the king a bender you ponce

>>79158548
So you slept for two hours?

Don't you dare judge me.

>>79158553
yeh but why?

>>79158560
ever heard of a nap you inquisitive fuckwit?

*judges you*

>>79158530
ah yes, school holiday is over, I see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VwfYCFYZws

this is how we chill from 93 'til

>>79158577
What kind of spastic has a nap at 5pm lmao

>>79158577
Very aggressive post for a NAP advocate.

even the autistic shit-posting chameleon aussie has stopped demanding thailad call the king a bender.

>>79158596
>>79158590
BACK THE FUCK OFF

>>79158601
Call the queen a bender

>>79158619
bit disrespectful

>>79158571
Because I don't want to, you literally CAN'T, you're literally TERRIFIED

fucking SCREECHING

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2011/02/07/unleash-the-power-of-the-nap/
If you don't nap you ain't crap.

>>79158613
*rhythmically snaps fingers*

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>>79158596
the NAP doesn't require you to be nice

>>79158649
Nice leather jacket fagboy

>>79158649
call the king a bender you bent twat

>>79158644
>artofmanliness
hm

these niggas lives so gum they got to nap to escape it lmfao

the neighbours chickens are making noises again

>>79158643
Is there a hidden message in this post?
>>79158653
Thank you ancap flog
>>79158659
Good, you got the right image in your mind.
Good.

>>79158677
Article co-written by a woman.

Don't you dare call me a bender

>>79158696
call the king a bender

>>79158708
moon-jae in is a kim-dick sucking bender faggot

See thainonce, that's me exercising my right to free speech, your turn

>>79158708
Bender fag fuckboy

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alri

thailad
opinions on opiates?

the king of spain is a strict heterosexual

got a post to make but i just KNOW some absolute runt, some absolute misarrangement of genes, some indeniably twatty cuntbugger of a human, is going to post an early any moment now

bad to have a bad uncle

got 3 good posts in the pipeline waiting for the new

could sleep another two hours at this rate

>>79158727
The right to openly discuss ideas must be defended beyond and above people's subjective opinions.
>>79158753
Never done any

does thailad lean the other way?

>>79158821
he leans over the fence into school playgrounds

>>79158821
>>79158832
yank """"humor""""

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Not so sure about this one, I'm sure she's a nice girl

you must respond to this post if you DON'T think the king of thailand is a bender

>>79158840
not joking

might go back to uni. what are my chances of scoring some prime undergrad pussy

>>79158814
you realize by saying that and NOT calling the king a bender you're directly contradicting yourself right

Stick to coding, monkey, it's all your 80 IQ brain can handle

>he knows the name of SK president
hmmmm unexpected

>>79158848
Arisha

NEW

>>79154755
>>79154755
>>79154755

>>79158848
>i'm not so sure
>I'm sure

use your brain moron

>>79158868
Freedom of speech is the freedom to choose what you want to say.

>>79158865
depends on your major

>>79158869
is google broken?

>>79158883
fuck off mong, too early, kys

>>79158883
ah here comes the runt patrol, right on time (which is to say early)

>>79158883
Doing it wrong lad, best to mix in a few other generals with the real next general.

>>79158889
*without fear of persecution

Just admit you're afraid to say it and you win, simple as, by refusing you're being muzzled by the government because you're afraid to say it, it's literal terrorism, and you support it

wishing death upon the sister

The yank accent has to be the most dire in the world
Every time I see a really shit post I just imagine it being read out in that nasal twang and it's like nails on a blackboard

shan't be entering any NEW until we reach at least 305

shan't be entering any NEW until we reach at least 310

>>79158930
go bump limit or bust

>>79158919
I don't actually want to say it though.

>>79158951
because you're afraid, you can keep pretending all you want but I've got you in a corner here

Now fuck off and "go for lunch" like you usually do when you've lost an argument

>>79158927
prossie sister?

>>79158962
Do you not think I know how to use a proxy or something?

My lunch time was hours ago

>>79158974
ex-prozzie sis lad

thaibender BTFO again, don't know how he can ever recover, reputation is in tatters

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Goodbye my country, hello vietnam

do not bully thailad you hopeless scum

>>79158982
then do it, use a proxy and prove us ALL wrong, we'll be here waiting for it

>>79158998
nonce

>>79158984
could i still theoretically rent her fanny out for a generous enough offer?

>>79158982
afternoon tea then?

>>79159006
My point being I'm fully aware I could say it without repercussion if I wanted to. So it's obviously not a matter of fear.

>>79159034
then do it, if you're not afraid, you'll do it, simple as. I'm calling your bluff right now, bet you won't though.

You CANNOT argue your way out of this now, if you don't do it, you're afraid.

leave thailad alone you fucking leftypol cretin

>>79159055
I don't want to. >>79158643

i am not afraid to say i am gay but i wont because i aint a gay

simple as

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>I can do X, I'm not afraid
>Okay then do it
>n-no, b-but I-i'm not afraid to!

friendly reminder that /brit/ was once an antifa stronghold.

>>79159081
I don't WANT to, you literally CAN'T(you talk big, but refuse to prove otherwise), that's the difference here, you bent twat nonce

>>79159095
where have all the antifas gone

>>79159095
your mom was once an antifa stronghold dude!!!

friendly reminder that /brit/ was once an antifa stronghold.

>>79159082
i wank to fannies 1 week, cocks the next and this week I'm not in the mood for any wanks . not sure how that works

there is no new. it's a cum thread you idiots

>>79159109
Any new arguments I haven't already addressed or nah?

>>79159144
thank you for clearing that up for us all brainiac

>>79159024
Dinner? Supper?

do you prefer to be flipped or to be flopped?

>>79159152
be quiet you wretched little cretin

>>79159148
There's no argument, you full well know I could watch your little poncey video, I don't believe you are ABLE to call the king a bender

Le """""burden of proof""" lies with you, ponce

reminder that thailad has publically declared his position and nothing will change his mind
he's still a weak bender nonce though

>>79159165
come to missouri and say that

>>79159168
What makes you think I have to prove anything to you?

will make an anime new if theres none until 320

>>79159186
>I ask to do something
>you say you can
>I challenge you to do it
>n-no I d-don't want to(i.e I literally can't)

There is no argument here, no debate here, just a simple challenge that you're failing miserably, now call the king a bender you bent nonce twat

>>79159179
redneck hick

i'm sorry i made fun of people who post early news, hurry uppppp

>>79159212
I'll point you back to your own point and remind you that just because someone "can" do something doesn't necessarily mean they "want" to. >>79159109

>>79159248
and I point you back to my earlier point of you KNOWING I can, but not the opposite

It's up to you to prove otherwise.

You have no argument

>trying to learn high valyrian
>this language has 4 grammatical numbers, 4 grammatical genders and 8 cases for nouns
>verb endings change depending on tense, mood, quantity and person

What the fuck is the point of making a fantasy language for nerds to learn so difficult ahhhh

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>>79159279
new

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>>79159265
So you're doubting my ability to use a proxy or what?

>>79159277
to distract virgins of the utter STATE of their miserable lives

>>79159297
Yes, plain and simple, you talk the talk, but I HIGHLY doubt you'll walk the walk.

You'll just attempt to worm your way out of it like you always do.

You could attempt to prove me wrong in the next minute if you felt like it, but you literally won't, simple because you're afraid.

You know it, I know it. You are too scared to call the king a bender.

omg what thread