I want to marry an european, how do I make an european person

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>an european

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cook them some homemade sopa de macaco

>>79155072
I hope you avoid marrying a wh*Toid subhuman.

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>>79155072
Be a girl (female)

>>79155072
dance, date and say nice things
basically be the opposite from the average european

>>79155072
Win the Brazilian league and go to the Primera Liga

>>79155110
>>79155118
no bully :(

>>79155126
I wish I was a grill, things would be easier

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>>79155194
Get a gun and go bully some tourists then mate

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>>79155072
marry what?

A Male European ?

>>79155072
Get American citizenship

>>79155135
lmao

>>79155217
but bullying is morally wrong

>>79155280
either gender is fine, but if I married a man I would prefer playing the passive role

>>79155305
but why?

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>>79155378
I think so too. But idk if there's really much to do in Brazil man. Kinda sad

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>>79155391
well, technically I'm European because I have citizenship, but I've never lived there in my other country

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>>79155512
Well go on then mate. Tell me your story. Got about 25 minutes to kill

>>79155534
nothing much to tell anon, my great-grandparents were italians, them i send italy some documents and they were like "congratz m8, ur italian now". i guess this could help my quest of marrying an european, but i really don't know anybody there, so not much reason for me to go live there

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>>79155680
Might as well go live in Milan or something mate. Might be nice

No extended family?

>>79155736
>Might as well go live in Milan or something mate. Might be nice
It might be, but it's probably expensive...

>No extended family?
No.

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>>79155072
Do Brazilians have nice asses?

Asking for a horny friend.

Me too.

Would you take an American?

>>79155194
only if you were a pretty girl and for as long as your prettiness lasts... and even then there would be catches

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>>79155680
Do you like girls*? If so you can marry me!

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>>79159664
Only if you fly me over

>>79159867
>bruce trying to steal brazil-anon's potential gf
How opportunistic and evil.

>>79159928
She's my gf already

Piedmont belongs to Australia

>>79159664
post pics with timestamp

>>79159664
What's the catch here?

>>79155072
reincarnation

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>>79160634
Mental instability, low life expectancy and inability to pass on your genes to a new generation. On the upside you'd have a lifetime supply of cuddles!

I really wish foreigners would learn when to us "an" and when to use "a" correctly.

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>>79161648
>low life expectancy and inability to pass on your genes to a new generation.
Wait wtf. You ok man?

pic is inb4

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>>79161648
Do you mind me asking what you have?

>>79155072
i would suck 10000 unwashed albanian cocks for a citizenship of ANY EU country

>>79161768
Try Albania :^)

>>79161781
it's not a EU member state though

>>79161648
sounds qt desu, perfect specimen for all kinds of abuse.

>>79161824
Just charge 1 euro

10000 Euros and you can just disappear in a EU cunt

>>79161648
I would marry a mentally unstable Italian girl. Would you go for an Anglo boy?

>>79161746
Probably a dick.

>>79155072
Be Neymar