/carib/ - RIP in peace crib v2

>living in paradise
>drinking cocktails all day
>literally life on easy mode
>still complaining on 4chen

>tropical storm JOSE

GRINGOS BTFO

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>Suddenly no rain
>No wind
>Literally nothing
>Not even the usual bugs and frogs are singing

What the fuck is happening?

>>79152550
It begins...

>>79152550
Guess the storm ended early. Get out and siesta, my friend.

Or it's the eye, take cover, you're gonna die.

>>79152627
Can't be, I'm above the eye.

>>79152627
>>79152645
Err, I meant bellow the eye.

>>79152550
This was in The Day After Tomorrow

Take cover, or you will most definitely die

>>79152654
Hrm. Day After Tomorrow scenario seems unlikely, but don't take any chances. Wrap some blankets around yourself before you go outside.

>tfw gay Costa Rican anon will die before he posts a picture of himself

>>79152848
you are online far too much. Go to bed

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>>79152429
We're gonna get rekt while our overlords are going to sigh in relief because they didn't get hit.

>>79152679
It cool though, but then suddenly everything already leaned over, stressed and damaged one way gets blown full blast in the opposite direction for another however many hours.
I remember my dad opening the door to look out during the eye, he looked few seconds too long and suddenly the door almost got ripped off.

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>>79152550
RUN.

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who /nervous/ here?
t. savannah

>>79152921
Gib taxes if you want help from FEMA

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>Be American
>Build house out of plywood and plaster
>Lose house in storm

>>79152488

its not paradise when you have to actually work, its not a vacation its real life.

>>79153267
To be honest I don't really get how most American can feel secure in those paper wall house.

>>79152429
Reposting for people who still have time to prepare.

You know Costco makes it pretty easy to prepare for Happenings.

https://www.costco.com/emergency-kits-supplies.html

Look how easy Costco makes it to prepare for happenings.

>>79153530
thx senpai.

That's where I got all my shit on sunday. I hope I won't have to eat meat or animal stuff but if I have to Ill do it.

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Barbuda about to get rekt
good luck boys

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>>79153525
This happened not too far from me a few years back. Couple left the gas on to fill the house and rigged a detonator to collect insurance money. Couple people died. Everything here is built to be as cheap as possible to wring out every dollar. Tornadoes tear our shit up on a regular basis. Makes me glad I live in a solid built house from 1957 that's survived everything the world has thrown at it.

>>79153772
What the fuck, it exploded like a matches castle.
Fuck, that's simply scary.

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>>79153750
can't find any barbuda streams, only the larger islands have 'em
disappointing t-b-h

>>79153750
Barbuda has like two people on it

>>79153880
Not for long.

>>79152984
you're a special kind of dumb

>>79153281
you are no fun

>>79153474
wait wtf you go to RUM?

>>79153880
It's like 1600 people, but still they're about to be run over by a cat 5 behemoth

ahahahahaha get fucked

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>fellow anons are most likely dying as we speak

>>79154677
>9152627 >
they'll be alright lad

>>79153610
Buy some Vitamin D3 tablets.

Costco sells like 2000 IU Vitamin D3 tablets. Take it once a day since you won't be getting any sunlight in a long time.

Also, buy some salt and sugar as well to mix with water if you feel like you overdosed on water and get tired of drinking water.

>>79154823
vitamins won't help him now anon

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Is it cringe to use this as a flashlight??

I'm going to bed. Probably gonna lose internet and phone service before i can check in again. I'm kinda scared about what tomorrow holds. Wish me luck

>>79154950
you'll be in the middle of a fucking huricane fish who the fuck gives a shit about how cringy is it

>>79155123
Good luck mate. I went through a category 3 in Florida and had no power for 2 weeks so you'll probably be out for a while.

Are you well prepared mate?

>>79155123
Good luck

>>79152429
What's up with the Gulf that is like a hurricane magnet? Feel bad for the Caribbeans getting hit by them all the time.

>>79155167
Thanks! Plenty of water, ice, food, propane, gasoline. Gonna be in a solid house with concrete over our heads. I feel ok, just uneasy. This is the first real storm I've been through and it all feels so surreal.

>>79155183
Thanks man

>>79155338
You'll be alright man, don't forget to pray my man!

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I can't sleep

>>79156136
Stay up all day, sleep through the storm.

Ayyy they named a storm after me.

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>>79156196
ORLANDO

>>79156194
I will probably be too scared to sleep then.

>>79156247
what if it's Jose?

>>79156247
No you fag, the other one

>>79156268
Stay up all day and become sleep deprived. Stare outside into the wind and watch all the visual hallucinations go by.

Good luck bros.

>pressure is lower than most powerful hurricane in history
rip

>>79154867
Vitamin D3 is a hormone that fights depression and stimulates the immune system.

Those under siege by hurricane will be missing this vital hormone difficult to acquire from diet.

Only few food sources have Vitamin D3 like Sardine but you're going to have to eat a shitload of sardines just to even get 1000 IU.

Buy those fucking Vitamin D3 pills, dude.

>>79155123
>>79155338
You're not sleeping anywhere near heavy things right like book shelves or anything like that?

Don't sleep next to your air conditioner either. It could fall.

>>79156136
>>79156194
Becuase you're stressed.

Do you have time for a warm shower? Maybe take a short warm shower and then after you cool down after a shower, you should start feeling sleepy.

That's what I do to fall asleep sometimes.

stay safe, friends!

Good morning anons, how is it going?

>>79156901
It's dead hour right now, so everyone's either asleep or dead by the hurricane.

Good luck guys
Hope you fags will all make it.

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>tfw no natural disasters in you're county

>>79157273
You mean not in the last couple of months?

>>79157273
Aren't you somewhere in the Caribbean?

>>79157369
I'm Dutch.

>>79157429
No, I switched from caribou to weeboo.

Sint Maarten gonna get it full force.

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This headline, lul

Worst hurricane in the Atlantic Ocean ever. Can obliterate EVERY island

Giving some news from over there.
I think the Hurricane went more North than people expected so we haven't got any wind or so but it's been raining a lot since 2AM
Apparently the northern coast of the island still got some severe storm surge tho

>>79154823
nigga we aint dumb, this isn't our first hurricane
also we'll get like maybe 2 days without sun wtf you talking about vitamin d deficiency

>>79159345
>we
>flag

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>>79158956
>went more North

God fucking damn it. I was really hoping it wouldn't move towards me.

Best part is a water pipe just fucking busted and started spewing water out of the wall. I'm 100% out of a running water now and the stupid fucking storm hasn't even touched Florida yet.

Just get it over with.

>>79159455
>I don't know that people can travel

>Americans telling caribs how 2 prep
lel

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Poor Antigua. Their retarded little brother is ded.

>>79160106
Even I know how to prep and I live roughly 500 miles inland

Wind and rain in usvi. Just lost power too. This is it

>>79161119
I thought you were getting btfo

>>79158189
Oh fuck, I live on an island

>>79161387
2pm the eye will be just north over us

>>79152429
This is the largest hurricane ever recorded over the Atlantic. It's triggering off seismometers in the regions it's passing through. Pretty amazing.

This may legitimately qualify as Category 6.

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F

https://youtu.be/M2Zb2rtuzUY

>>79161755
there's no such thing as a cat 6, there's one storm that's surpassed Irma in terms of sustained wind speed anyways.

>>79153610

Ayyyy my veganbro, you should've seen the vegan aisles on wal mart. Shit was ripe for looting

>tfw surinamese gf

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>>79162410
Even the sound is already spooky, man I'm glad we have our natural typhoon shield.

Shit still clear on my end, helping my old man finish tying down the roof. By noon we shouldn't be doing anything but wait it out.

>>79163231
Good job, anon. Just woke up to good news of Irma going slightly upwards.

>>79163231
not even memeing how do you tie down a roof

Sint Maarten

https://mobile.twitter.com/bienglace/status/905398354275946496

are you guys still alive?

is bahamas ok

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>>79163343
LITERALLY

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>The four "most solid" buildings on the island of Saint Martin have been destroyed, French Interior Minister Gérard Collomb announced.
>There was still no news of casualties and more damage was possible, he said.
>The category five hurricane, the highest possible level, has sustained wind speeds reaching 300km/h (185mph) as it sweeps through the Caribbean.
>>79163561
>that catwalk
Living dangerously I see. Stay safe, lad.

>>79163561
Why is doggo locked up?

>>79163460
Yes we are, our Architecture is top notch.
>>79156136
You'll need your rest for post on storm clean up

>>79163561
Shit nigga, will your house be ok?

>>79163561
Take the poor doggo inside

Netherlands love their islands!

https://mobile.twitter.com/MinPres/status/905344830167023617

Also fun for carib Dutch to read what the average Dutch mainlander thinks about our carib Dutch brethren.

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>>79163624
That was our old entry, haven't used that door in years.
>>79163777
For crimes.
>>79163907
It went through George unscathed, we'll see now.
>>79163962
We aren't going to leave her there are you crazy, it's until we finish.

>>79164226
How tf can a tin roof survive a hurricane? Regardless of ropes

Nigga, you're gonna watch the sky unfold above your head, when the wind has taken roof

>>79163561
1 rope vs 300km/h zinc and tree branches. Cmon now lad
Also take your doggo inside if you want to have said doggo post storm

Wish I could experience a hurricane tbqh.

Nothing exciting ever happens here

>>79164323
Its an ok experience if you are guaranteed a low chance of getting killed

Do most Puerto Ricans want US statehood or no?

>>79164323
Same here. I love to read about earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis and volcanos. I like the devastating forces nature can throw at you, but I have next to no respect for it, as I've never experienced anything

>>79164385
fuck off

>Barbuda ded
F

>>79164471
why so mad?

>>79163561
Shit mate, I'm not sure this wil lbe secure enough...

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>>79164471
How you posting without phone?

>>79164484
I haven't seen any news on Barbuda, except it was visible through the eye a few hours ago, what happened?

>>79164551
same way you are, friendo

>>79164484
>>79164561
Apparently people are posting photos of Barmuda on Whatsapp, I don't use it so I can't say

>>79164561
Radio silence since 2:00a.m by now.

>>79164471
Calm down breh, just asking a simple question. Shouldn't you be at work right now anyway?

>>79164561
Same here. Norwegian media is useless, merely saying "Irma has hit Barbuda". Yeah no shit.

Anyone have any pictures or reports of casualties/destruction?

>>79164776
Our king(prince consort) just got diagnosed with dementia, the media is only focusing on that right now, like anyone cares.

Take a look at Ekstrabladet, it's hilarious

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Saint-Martin

>>79164839
Kek. That layout tho, it's hurting my eyes

>>79165065
fook, they got rekt

>>79165065
This is why I'm glad we aren't anywhere near to the sea.

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>>79164397
Are you me? It's weird to think how so many people have died in a few natural disasters in the past decade or so.

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>>79165065
More from TW

>>79165065

>100% battery

Well prepared

https://twitter.com/kurtsiegelin/status/905403206121005058

You're a big wind

>>79165244
>leaving your car by the shore
Boy that was a good idea

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>>79165294
I have two mobile chargers and two laptops at 100% and since I live near the mountains I'll be safe, but sooner or later I won't have internet or electricity.

https://twitter.com/kwilli1046/status/905404747880046594

>>79164839
>Ekstrabladet
Why does everything on that site look like a malware ad? Is it a Norwegian thing?

>>79165747
Denmark*

>>79165334
Wow, how many hours would this take to pass over a zone like Puerto Rico?
I mean how many hours do you have to "surive it"

>>79165747
It's the worst tabloid paper we have. It used to be a respectable paper, back in the day, with sharp criticism and such, now it's just clickbait and google translate articles.

Astonisingly they still get 18.5m kr in media support every year, the same as the real news sites.

>>79165912
It should hit Vieques and Culebra (outer islands) within two hours to three hours.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG-GpHPkBoM

rich frogs btfo

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Fuck fuck man.
I was at a job interview 2 hours ago and the interviewer said he would call later today.
He still hasn't called and the work day in Denmark is typically 8-16, it's 15:50 now.

Fug

>>79166003
It's time to sign up for NEETbux yo, he isn't calling back

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>>79166003
Maybe it wasn't meant to be for you to land that job.

>>79166003
Now it's 16:00. Did he call back at the last minute?

>>79166125
>>79166153
Can collect NEET moni, as I'm a student

Why would he say he'd call me back, if he ain't?

>>79166202
No, but he might call later.

I was applying for a part time job, which would be 16:30-20:30, so I still have some time.

How bad is it lads?

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>>79166263
I'm shitting myself. It's coming

Man it's only 10am and it feels like much later.

>>79166237
Hope he calls then. Good luck!

>>79166304
You'll be alright. Just put everything breakable on a steady surface and brace the windows.

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>>79166304
when is it supposed to make land fall on PR?

>>79167259
NOW

>>79166304
Doesn't look that bad.
You are exaggerate.
Not like in muh films.
I am disappointed.
2/10

>>79163376
>eigen volk eerst
Huh. So much for topography lessons.

>>79168477
Stay safe lad

>>79168722
>the motherfucker wants a hurricane 10 to hit us

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>Mexico
>hurricane Patricia
>2nd most intense hurricane EVER in history
>13 deaths
>460 million USD in damages

>US
>hurricane Harvey
>not even as powerful as Patricia, far from it
>66 deaths
>70 billion USD in damages

>>79169157
isn't houston supposed to be one of the most technologically advanced cities there, as well?

>>79166328
He just called, I got the job.
First day at work is on tuesday

>>79165912
since it's so big and it's moving so fucking slowly it'll be about 36 hours or so

>>79163561
What a poor shitty house you have and you are a animal for locking the dog in such small place

When will Irma hit carib, today?

>>79163561
F

>>79166003
Chill out. My last job interview took a week to get back to me saying they want to give me an offer. Just send the guy a nice thank you email and wait.

>>79165065
>me gusta

lol really?

>>79169157
>>79169446
The big problem with Houston is the retarded uban planning. They removed tons of regulations about planning because "muh regulations kill business". Importantly they took away regulations on the amount of impermeable surfaces are allowed. tl;dr they developed over natural drainage pathways and made it so the while city is impermeable to water and can't drain. This is why the flooding is so bad. The hurricane itself did minimal damage to the city, the major cost is from all the flooding.

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Dying might not be so bad.

>>79172350
Nah mate, dying's great.
No more stress, no more worries, never gotta be tired anymore. Get rid of all the bullshit in one fell swoop.
You should try some, give it a go.

>>79163561
that rope isn't going o hold down shit
Did you tie the other side to the fucking satellite dish?

>No one is able to contact Barbuda
>Not even on ham radios
>Morse code contact lost at 4 am

F

>>79163561
>Wooden top house
RIP

>>79164385
We don't know, because political parties get butthurt about it and they tell everyone to boycott it, along with a massive general distrust towards the government and all political parties

Any cute guys in PR want to warm up during the storm?

>>79169157
>implying the areas they made landfall were the same, besides having too many spics.

>>79172752
I rather cool off, it's friggin humid

>>79171849
bump

Hope dominican republic and puerto rico turn out safe after this.

>>79173013
Barbuda might be underwater

>>79164323
this

everything is pretty normal atm moment for me. and I live in the northern part of the island

there were some very heavy winds earlier today though, like around 11:00AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXcyJ6OpjGg

Virgin Isles right now

>>79171849
It has already hit us.

>>79174348
And you are alive, hand have electricity and internet.
Fuck you Irma, what a shitty hurricane you are

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Puerto Rico gonna get the deleto

>>79174337
This looks bad

Rip my former islands

>>79174405
It started to hit us now, at 2:00 PM. Already about 20% of the island are without electricity and that's before Irma came.

>>79174484
At least it will put us out of our misery.

>>79174484
>tfw god erases Puerto Rico before they can pay debts

Irma on St. Marteen
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/905432592329166848

>>79169157
Probably because you guys are too poor to have buildings worth anything. One building in TX is worth more than 460 million.

>>79174592
RIP.
See you in hell sinner

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Antigua and Barbuda reporting zero casualties. Yay!
If they can get through it, then anyone can.

>>79163561
Why the FUCK aren't you using bricks for your houses? You and the burgers, what's with the cardboard houses/plywood houses fad?

>>79175565
dey too poor

>>79172752
i-i do ;-;
but i can't stand you

>>79175565
small island mate, where they get the bricks from?

>>79175565
most houses are made of concrete, only the old and poor houses are made of wood

>>79175416
:-(
Irma is weak, i'm now team José

>>79175815
Not in the US galle

>>79175615
I live in post-commie eastern Europe and 99% of the houses are solid brick.

>>79175769
What about the US? Every single time there is a tornado or a hurricane we have entire neighbourhoods wiped out, literally. Then people are in awe when the church is the only thing standing... yeah, because it's brick!

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>>79175416
>american compares his plywood-shed-land with European Engineering

LMAO, you got fucking rekt by a tropical storm

>>79174610
Based God.

>>79175960
Holy fuck I can mobilepost and it's a burger IP.
>tfw PR shitposted too hard and got range banned
They should ban all mobileposting desu.

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>>79175881
Because, non-brick houses are:
>larger for less price
>easier to build
>easier to modify, renovate
If your house gets destroyed, you are covered by tornado insurance anyway

At least we don't live in fucking rocks

>>79176056
That looks neat.

>>79175859
yes in the PR sweetie

>>79176036
nigga this has always been the issue, heck even hotspots give you burger flag, i posted from The Bahamas using my data and still showed up as burger

hope /carib/ bros stay safe

>>79174592
payback for despacito, faggots!

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>>79176056
To be fair that rock house will outlast absolutely anything. Same with our atlantic wall bunkers. They tried to blow them up at the end of the war and just couldn't so they gave up, and now the ground below them erodes before they do.

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>>79176542
>>79176770
>>79176770
>The two faces of Ameriburgers

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>>79176967
I hope you make it through, Puerto Ribro.
All the idiots wishing death on people are just isolated losers who were raised on screens and can't distinguish world events from reality television

>>79177149
Rude....
:(

>>79153209
We're evacuating tonight, packed the cars with the valuables and heading to family out of state. Live on the coast and prepared to come home to nothing.

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>>79177149
Thanks, have this ayylmao gf

>>79177283
He's right you know, btw aren't you that portubro who had a crush on a girl and we gave him advice?

>>79176056
That looks comfy af

>>79177364
Your advice didn't work, so now i want all the carib to be exterminated (except the qts of course)

>>79170582
A little late, but congratulations!

>>79170582
Congrats Danebro!

>>79177926
>Your advice didn't work,
Etheir she wasn't interested or you didn't follow through, don't blame the helpers.

>>79175881
>What about the US? Every single time there is a tornado or a hurricane we have entire neighbourhoods wiped out, literally. Then people are in awe when the church is the only thing standing... yeah, because it's brick!
I've lived in multiple brick places. Hurricanes will still fuck them. Also, flooding doesn't give a shit what your house is made from.

>>79153267
In South Florida most houses are made out of concrete and rebar. Even so I'm still nervous,, my grandparents live on the 8th floor of a condo on the beach and they want to stay.

>>79178851
really cunt? now you come back???

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>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/850844/Hurricane-Irma-deaths-casualties-caribbean-french-territories-emmanuel-macron-irma-path
are you okay, caribs?

>>79154677
Rip crabs bros
May snibidi snabs welcome you with 2d in heaven

rip bermuda

I just woke up, any news from Bermuda or Virgin island Anon?

Are our PRbros ok?

>>79179390
Yeah, I've been busy, on top of dealing with my grandparents I've been volunteering, putting up shutters and plywood and what not.

>>79161755
Nothing unusual

If 1000 people gathered and farted together at the same time, seismometers would break

>>79179915
nibba I left 3 weeks ago

>>79178587
In reality she emigrated, she came here during her vacations and i still think she wants my D

>Over 90% of structures in Barbuda "decimated", flattened or destroyed according to PM
>All forms of communication 100% cut out

F

>>79180364
But no casualties? How come?

Anyway going to bed, stay safe Puerto Ricians, where is the storm now?

>>79180364
Somehow only one fatality, which is pretty incredible

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The day of wrath, that day
will dissolve the Carib in ashes,
David being witness along with the Sibyl.

How great will be the quaking,
when the Judge will come,
investigating everything strictly.

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The trumpet, scattering a wondrous sound
through the sepulchres of the regions,
will summon all before the throne.

Death and nature will marvel,
when the creature will rise again,
to respond to the Judge.

>>79164099
That's just horrible.
Fucking egotistical scumbags complaining about our health insurance is gonna be more expensive as a reaction to our PM saying we're ready to help our islands.

>>79180093
That was three weeks ago? Jesus.

>>79180957
actually, no, it was 16 days ago

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Life will be wiped out of the Caribbean

>>79180364
Fuck me, that's bad. Life is really unfair sometimes, I mean it's fucking Barbuda, what did they ever do to anyone? And now literally everything on the entire fucking island is just gone. I hope they'll manage to rebuild.

At least Miami is about to be btfo as well.

>>79180951
Yet another display of the famed Germanic compassion and altruism

>>79181075
>At least Miami is about to be btfo as well.
>inb4 Irma dies a sudden dead after leaving islands

>>79181030
At least we will have a chance to start it all over again.
Give your suggestions for Caribbean 2.0

>>79180951
>choose most expensive options
>WAAHHHHHHH WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE OUR GOVERNMENT SUX RUTTE IS A FAGGOT

>>79181103
If it just misses Florida and wrecks Cuba instead, I'll be legitimately pissed.

>>79181113
Keep the Spanish and Poortuguese out.

>>79181029
Oh, sorry dude, I started a new job as a pharmacy technician about that time They'll be other chances for some cheap motel room frotting

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>>79180951
It's nice to know what our countrymen living in the mainland think of us.

>>79179847
Yeah, a few damage properties and shit. About 90% of the island is without electricity and water. At least the phone companies have maintained their service up even through its slow.

>>79174337
damn, that door is strong

>>79180722
It's already near Culebra and Vieques, should hit the main island in one hour or less.

>>79152429
Any news about Barbuda?

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>>79181113
I will start:

1 - Colonize it with only whites with University degrees
2 - No niggs or 3º worlders
3 - Low population to keep it environmentally clean
5 - Only 5 stars hotels, we don't want poor people there
6 - Planned cities with european architecture
7 - All the unqualified work will be done by robots

Welcome to my Caribbean Utopia.
I shall be the ruler of New Carib

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>>79174337
>"My shed is famous!"

>>79181223
>>79181289
Stay safe man

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stay safe caribros
i'll be watching

>>79181206
It's horrible mate.

Don't take it personally, they think like that about everybody outside of their little bubble.

Found this, it's live

https://earth.nullschool.net/

>>79174337
YES, FUCK YOU STUPID SHED

>>79181446
>>79181387
This is not live, I watched it hours ago
Spoiler: the shed gets completely btfo

>>79174337
>dont be a retard read below
kek this is some HWNDU-level livestream

>>79181496
welp, was fun

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>>79181358

Hurricane Irma will increase in strength and size when she hits the warmer water around Cuba

Jose follows after Irma like a beta orbiter

Katia is now officially confirmed hurricane

Man, this shit is exciting as fuck

>>79181414
>>79181426

Thanks caribro!

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God does not like Caribbean niggers

>>79181553
fuck

oosh

hang in there lads

>>79181652
You suck

Is it possible to filter posters by flags? I tried, but I can't get it to work.

>>79181757
Don't blame me, blame the racist God

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>>79181738
Yup, I feels bad for our Carib cousins.

>>79181652
Hope Portugal gets another massive earthquake ya cunt

>>79181439
Wait, you mean that we aren't banaan republieken who should be sold to Venezuela?

>>79181854
Portufreak is to be ignored. Please do not engage.

>>79170582
Congratulations senpai!

>>79181854
post menu > filter > flag

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>>79181933
What the fuck 1000+ casualties?

>>79182010
>Wait, you mean that we aren't banaan republieken who should be sold to Venezuela?

Fuck no, we have the marine near you to protect you against Venezuela.
We want to keep our tropical paradises.

>>79181933
1k dead? really? holy shit man.

>Barbuda has a population of 1600
>1000 have died in the hurricane


Holy fucking shit

So boring hurricane

Zero casulaties, few mini floodes

FAKE NEWS

>>79182163
the wifu market is going to crash

>>79181933
guardian reports 90% of structures demolished but only one unconfirmed death

Sounds like hyperbole honestly. I'd reckon it's nowhere near as bad as that in terms of casualties, just some destruction.

>>79182163
Do you have a cource?
All I read just said 5 house ceilings flew away.

>>79182163
Fake news

2 casulties

Just another overhyped hurricane

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:O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBDheVyH8SM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoMRueJ17Rc

>>79182274
See
>>79181933

>>79182292
That's not a source that's twitter.

>emergency teams barely touched shore
>people already saying fake news

>>79182105
>paradise
This meem again.

>>79181933
I need confirmation. Is she a valid source?

>>79182328
>This meem again.
For the continental Dutch it is, we come it with lots of money to relax on a tropical island.
I'm not saying your life is sunshine and happiness.

>>79182320
Twitter is a source, it's just not reliable

feels for /carib/
especially for Barbuda and Our Fellow Countrymen in Sint Maarten.
Hang on there guys, I wish you all the best.

Having a tick next to your name makes things more believeable. Read the posts on that Twitter account, literally tumblr tier feminism who couldn't handle the heat

What the fuck do you expect after claiming that >50% of the population died

>>79182386
damn I forgot I am in France again.
Paris, especially Villejuif / Jew Town was a mess today.
It was nothing compared to Irma's territory though.

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Pls something like this

This is baby hurricane

Still strong, solid and stable czech building would surive without scratch

>living in hurricane area, build wooden shack

They deserve it imho

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If i lives in the Caribbean, right after the hurricane i would go out and murder people i don't like, i'm sure with the anarchy and lots of death people i would not get caught.

>>79182386
Your fellow countrymen in Saint-Martin you mean?
Sint Maarten is our half.

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>>79182368
You all cozy up in Curaçao and Bonaire anyways. Boo.

>>79182530
Because we don't want to be on an island with single mums maybe.
Aruban guys have the worst reputation.

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oh boy

So many wood houses in Antigua and Barbuda. They're so fucked

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>>79182528
>>79182462
Ja ik ben Nederlands maar op het moment in Parijs om dodelijke happenings mee te maken.

>>79182530
Inderdaad. Geen enkele Nederlander stapt uit op Sint Maarten. Iedereen vliegt door naar Curaçao

>>79182462
Sint Maarten is not yours

>>79182585
Is this how hurricane is formed

>>79182699
If a mummy hurricane and a daddy hurricane love each other very much a baby hurricane gets born

>>79182572
Touché.
Going to import my future husbando.

>>79182660
Ik zou Sint Maarten wel bezoeken.

>>79181933
It's not funny anymore
Stay Safe Pc. It's past USVI and Guadeloupe now?

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>>79182585
Oh shit

Puerto Rican bro....you're my guy, you need an island to crash on, hmu

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will the dominicans be save

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Just thinking about all the treasure washing up on the beaches is making me get my own diamond treasure in my pants. Assuming my place isn't buttfucked too hard I may just go out and search.

>>79182837
fuk its near yurop

not a far-from-my-bed show anymore XDDDD

>>79182779
Yep, we have been extremely lucky that it took that sharp north turn during the night, we only got storm surge and rain off it

Barbuda is completely finished

>>79182986
Fuck...

>>79182986
Lauren Dobson-Hughes pls

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>>79182986
They were all sinners, God made them pay

>In Puerto Rico, the electric company warned the island could be without power for four to six months while the government prepared to open 456 shelters capable of housing more than 62,000 people. The Turks and Caicos has ordered Salt Cay, its southernmost inhabited island, evacuated beginning Wednesday. In Cuba, where Matthew razed some neighborhoods last year, officials urged caution, but took a more notable low-key approach

PRbros please be safe...

http://google.org/crisismap/2017-irma?hl=en&llbox=35.46%2C11.66%2C-40.38%2C-100.41&t=TERRAIN&layers=3%2C1340721332252%2C30%2C1%2C31%2C32%2C5%2C49%2C15%2C11%2C20%2C12%2Clayer9%2Clayer8

Still unconfirmed death toll, but it's going to be high, with 90% of houses demolished

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RIp my caribbean friends

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>>79183420
>god is finally putting an end to Americas faggotry

>>79183420
The image makes it look worse than it is. Yes, Irma might stay a cat 5 on landfall but Jose stays a cat 2. Katia is even weaker.

Does anyone have a RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE on Barbuda? It's not unbelievable that 1k died, but I want it from something other than Twitter.

Anyway, I feel bad for you guys ;_;

>>79183478
I guess he wants the snowbirds to get the fuck out.

>>79183513
All forms if communication have been cut off since 4am.

>>79183552
Damn... They should send a boat or something over there, the storm has passed, right?

>>79183619
the eye did, the rest of the storm hasn't, you misjudge how big Irma really is

>"Some of the (Bahamian) islands aren't more than 9 feet (above sea level). Storm surges there may be 20 feet. You get the idea what's going to happen to those islands," CNN meteorologist Chad Myers said.

Nice summary of what has happened and what is (most likely) going to happen.

>https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/09/06/us/hurricane-irma-puerto-rico-florida/index.html

>>79183727
You're right. Christ, I just hope the 1k dead story is fake...

>This is to notify media members that Prime Minister Gaston Browne, who is already in Barbuda has reported to the NEOC that there has been one fatality so far in Barbuda.

>https://antiguaobserver.com/barbuda-update/

>>79183751

>CNN

There's still hope then