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CIA, it's me, Bane! edition
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>(See Halo)
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Bane, it's me, CIA!
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might start pseudo tripfagging by using a proxy so people can recognise me lol XD I'll be like a celebrity like thailad lmao
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he's furious
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>the irish

https://twitter.com/jonnohopkins/status/905119363061211142?s=09
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>>79151402
hes permabanned tbf
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>>79151351 (You) #
omg I seriously can't believe the amount of racism in these threads. like seriously, what does your mother think? give yourself a good shake, it is disgusting and I won't stand down to this intolerance. ugh disgusting~
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is the multi thread bullshit still occuring?

also should we start backlinking /brit/ I'd like to see what this >>79151398
references for instance, but I can't
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There's a real art to making tea. It's great. Love making tea.
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>>79151402
thailad posted a pic from his house though
he lives in a hotel haha
he's not a proxy is what i'm saying
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>>79151435
there are things he references from months ago
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Beady.
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NyĆ aaa~~~ !!
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>>79151427
not an excuse when british proxies exist. imagine being so sad that you actually pay for a proxy to post on 4chan because you got banned for posting nonce shit, then get ridiculed all day
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>>79151427
How do you know and why? We're all in the bunker tbf
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>>79151435
The Bradley poster is a retard that talks to himself
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>>79148267
just standard fash dress mate, not that great
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>>79151401
I found the flight plan
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>tfw got 6 tinder matches in a row in Poland but have only got 1 in two weeks at home
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>cia it's me bane
newcunt
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>>79151481
be prepared to get quoted with bradley then a bunch of samefag repeats
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any woolies man in?
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>>79151473
how long have you actually been posting here
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>>79151435
The Bradley deano spams shit only he finds funny, often based on posts made months ago
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*sees you on the bus*
*recognises you from /brit/*
*a man of pakistani heritage gets on*
*winks at you with a knowing smile*
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>>79151180
Someone record themselves reading this
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>>79151435
mong that laughs at his own jokes
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the virgin ladies man

the chad monogamist
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bradley spamming twat
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nonce just replied to me
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gat dang Marie dey googuls broken again
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>>79151543
fuck off teenager
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>>79151573
seriously
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>>79151587
Lol om 4chan and he gets offended literally how new
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nonce just repl?ied to me
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>fuck off teenager
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>>79151373
I'm actually surprised that /brit/ is even moderately active at this time
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was about to download a set when I saw somebody in the comments say it was a crossdresser
that was a close one, fucking trannies
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i'm just going to take that as 'not very long at all' yeah
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>>79151644
imagine being that guy in the red letterman jacket and seeing your presidents head explode with your gf
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*passively aggressively still tries to engage in conversation to make myself feel better*
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fat twat
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every day i wake up and thank the heavens that alex jones exists
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Had a nap after work from about 6 to 9.
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>>79151646
/brit/ is the most powerful general on 4chan
also yank refugees from /cum/ prop us up at this time
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not really, i just stopped handing out (You)s for behaving in the typical retarded yankee fashion
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>>79151705
*rapes your wimmins*
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>>79151646
Welcome to TRNH friend
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listening to some Yo-Yo Ma
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They're turning the frog gay.
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>>79151652
link?
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wasn't lying by the way i keep peeing myself
sometimes i don't even notice it's happening

don't really want to go to the doctor, very runtish.
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>>79151680
Bit jealous in all honesty
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>>79151742
just man up and wear a nappy
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why are these nonce posts allowed
@79151470
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anyone here watch american television?
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>>79151644
>virgins on the right crawling to saftey like soaked rats
>chad on the left casually absorbing a historic event and looking good while doing it
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11.22.63 was a top kino series
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>>79151713
Dude spam some more porn that'll make /brit/ call you le based slovakian from now on
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the nonce is still trying to talk to me
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>>79151732
bit bent
http://imgur.com/a/3smSv
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>>79151742
well u probs should because it could be an early symptom of several very serious conditions
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why are the americans so angry at me?
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DAAAAMN

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/905110522512764930
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>>79151794
can't see face. not worth risk.
friendly reminder that traps are only gay if they have manly faces .
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>>79151794
sorry how did you not tell it was a tranny?
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big big willy willy
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>willy wanker
how the fuck did they get away with this
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>>79151826
He may be your president but he sure as hell isn't mine and never will be.
#ImpeachTrump
@realDonaldTrump
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>>79151794
>those shoulders
>couldn't tell right away
YOU
MASSIVE
GAY
SHITE
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>>79151846
>>79151869
looking at it a second time and knowing now, it's obvious
if it was on the 'chon i would know in an instant, didnt expect it elsewhere
also it's post-op apparently so the lack of willy bulge drew me in
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>>79151885
what are you on about?
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adolf J hitler is not my precedent
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>>79151906
o shit.
I did myself a confuse, don't worry.
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>>79151920
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found a nice autismo website to indulge in

http://www.gridwatch.templar.co.uk
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>>79151823
praying that the day never comes that anything like this is made in britain
know that some day something will though
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>>79151920
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>>79151961
Not clicking that shit nigga
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>>79151966
oh say
can you see
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>>79151980
*gives gold*
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>>79151373
what is it with british people and having the exact same haircut and fashion.
i swear to god it's the same people every time, they go out clubbing in fucking manchester or some shit, take a shit ton of pictures for Facebook and snapchat.
every fucking time i see pictures like that i swear to god they just took one guy and pasted him fifteen fucking times.
why do we all look the same?
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imagine samefagging a 10 minute old post because no one wants to reply to you
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>>79152009
This you?
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>>79152009
go to London they're more evolved
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trying to talk myself out of getting a cat lads
i really want a cat but i don't think i could take care of it properly
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don't want to carry on
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BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
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>>79152050
don't do it. I was absolutely devastated and still am after I had to put mine down
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>>79152050
You don't have to do anything apart from fill it's food and water bowl every so often
They look after themselves
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>>79152066
Haha you should've gone after
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russia unironically turned the whole Syrian war around and now goldeberg is shitting himself
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just made my second ever post on reddit
got -22 upboats for the first
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the only reason I really disdain yank stuff is because of how badly it leaks into our world
thanks to the language and media and news and internet we're basically getting to a point where ordinary british people think they are americans and think their issues are ours.

You have people spraying blacklivesmatter on walls even though those issues aren't relevant here
you have lefites literally protesting in their city centres against the election of a foreign leader (do they do this for duerte)
you have BBC writing endless articles about trannys and cultural appropriation
I even picked up the news paper today (it was open) first words I see in massive red letters PEOPLE THINK ITS OK TO BE RACIST NOW (ironically this was a tim roth interview where he was talking about living in america
the list goes on..

im just so fucking tired of it all. we're getting more american (and coincidentally more shite) with each passing year.
we're in a state where for some strange reason american issues are poisoning the fabric of our own society and the common folk get confused so when they talk about american problems long enough, they eventually will become real problems.
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post some good gimmicks for me to enjoy
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>>79152050
don't worry about it anon, make an alarm everyday twice a day to feed them and that's fucking it.
first 20 or so weeks are hard cause they're still kittens but after that you literally do nothing, but feed them and make sure you don't lock them in the closet.
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>>79152107
doing a poo
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>>79152107
Having a go
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>>79152103
quite literally all lefties' fault
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>>79152050
lol
just feed it and give it water
cats look after themselves really
and get a cat flap for it if you can
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hankering for a wankering
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>>79152107
dimothy jabes byrne here :D:DDDD
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>>79151470
*dismantles your jaw with a single punch*
*gives her my overcoat*
*call the police and wait for them to arrive and take you both into custody*
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love Love LOVE watching gordon ramsey yell at yanks
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>>79152107
you do it
come on do the thing wacky bruce haha
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>>79152103
but think about all the amazing american cultural output we get like pic related
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>>79152119
cats get lonely though
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>>79152009
sounds like you've only ever met provincial deanos
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on /fringe/ learning how to use Magick
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>>79152058
utterly grim
feel diseased just looking at this image
you just know childrens TV is full of nonces
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quite enjoyable but i shan't be giving any (You)s, must run x
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>>79152107
crisps
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Is there a good website for comparing the value of money in different eras? I'm watching Taboo and I want to know what the sums they're talking about are worth in modern day terms
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You arrive in Milton Keynes
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Who's the best musician of our times
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>>79152138
I'm of the opinion whether intentionally for some cynical reasons or unintentionally lefites constant babbling about non-issues actually makes them into real problems

no one cared about race 15 years ago as much as they do now, nor sexism or any of that crap, but people start whingeing about it, other people get sick of the whinging and bam you've just made yourself a nice little bit of discord in society out of literally nothing

good way to keep the plebs distracted from things that actually matter while they bitch about who uses what toilet
such a cynical world we live in
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>>79152179
at the very least, hollywood is rife with it
you don't want to read what /really/ happened when they were making the wizard of oz

>>79152206
looks like ciara
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>>79152206
http://www.in2013dollars.com/1850-GBP-in-2017?amount=1
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>>79152229
varg vikernes
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is Google broke?
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>>79152229
varg vikernes
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>>79152176
train it to lie around your neck and walk around with it everywhere.
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>>79152240
>>79152235
Literally who
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>>79152233
oh thanks
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Why does the BBC write like some fucking 13yo London nigger?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/1137925c-1a55-4344-9b41-864e6cbd6c72
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>>79152229
damon albarn
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>>79152249
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>>79152229
my favorite, varg vikernes
hands down
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>>79152249
some mentally ill person who murdered someone
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>>79152229
ignore the other answers they know nothing
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>>79152237
no but I am
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>>79152249
louis cachet
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>>79152229
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>>79152229
in all seriousness
ed sheeran
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>>79152253
been the standard in journalism for a few years
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>>79152229
DJ seinfeld
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>>79152253
>bbc three
didn't you hear?
that's where the cool hip kids like to get their news
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>>79152271
2bh the first 3 releases were fantastic but she's been slowly declining since marry me
still hype for the new one though
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>>79152301
Her last album is literally her best
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feet
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>>79152310
what of it
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>>79152253
>just shut down the internet
What does this even mean fucking hell?

Sometimes I wish I had cancer so I wouldn't have to stay around much longer surrounded by this fucking toxic cunts
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>>79152310
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playing with the chastity cage again
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>>79152300
Kinda funny that the Heads at BBC 3 are middle-aged folk. lmao
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>>79152324
not while you still have strength to fight them
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>>79152253
wish i could shut down the internet desu
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>>79152333
stop right there criminal scum
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>Varg Vikernes talks about killing Euronymous

googled this varg vikernes guy and found this interview. he keeps talking about a sick plan that some guy in his band had to kill him and torture him but im really getting the feeling that varg tortured and killed the other guy for fun and part of his gimmick is that he pretends the other guy was going to kill him and that he was only defending himself. satanists like him love to deceive, everything is backwards for them.
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>>79152309
as much as i love it nothing on the s/t can even hold a candle to the arrangements or songwriting of MM
i still did consider buying it before all of the ltd versions were snatched up and people started reselling them at abhorrent jew prices, mind
but since 2012 joanna has easily been outdoing her work
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>>79152357
the court found otherwise, and I'm guessing the court knows more about it than some autist on an anime imageboard who spend 3 minutes googling it
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>>79152350
Do you think it'd ever be possible, to just "kill" the internet?
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>>79152107
Mr spider man tear down this thread
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>>79152377
the perfect crime
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how do you lads like my row of plants?
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almost forgot to tell you lads
i saw a bear today whilst on my weekly hike
it was a big one
i saw it before it saw me. it was about 200ft away and i just started slowly walking backwards away from it until it was out of view. it just stood there and stared at me, then i ran back two my car which was about two miles away haha
twas a bit scary. will definitely think twice about hiking up there from now on. it's the same mountain i got stuck in a nasty thunderstorm on top of and almost got struck by lightning. that mountain is a dangerous place
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Opinions on lasagna pie?
I think it's great
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Anime
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>>79152432
I think you need to fuck off
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'30
don't give a fuck

>>79152432
lasanga pie??
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>>79152430
Are you literally 6 years old
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>>79152416
mr potato head
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>>79152430
I remember you posting about getting stuck on a mountain in a storm and almost dying
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>>79152394
theoretically yes
in reality no
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How long before the lefties blame these hurricanes on Trump?
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>theoretically yes
>in reality no
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ooooOOOOOOOooooohh, YANKY boy here lives on a FUCKING MOUNTAIN!
did you hear lads? a bloody MOUNTAIN he lives on! GET HIM!
*slaps the yank on the back so hard he spills his drink*
really fucking PROUD for you mate, you hear me? good FUCKING job!
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Is it true that you need a license to own a spork in the UK?
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>>79152430
you actual wimp
don't ever go outdoors again you clearly aren't cut out for it

I'm going to kill a bear with a sword before I hit the age of 30 or die in the attempt
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secretary of defense a few days ago slips this in quickly at the end of a press conference: "... because we are not looking for the total annihilation of a country, in this case north korea"


its finally escalating lads
we will get to see thermonuclear war, maybe even crazier weapons than nuclear weapons
i love a good war.
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nadular evisceration
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want to get into some really weird sexual shit but nothing out there is weird enough
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>>79152513
*laughs as you get vapourised in a thermonuclear explosion only seconds after the outbreak, missing all the bants*
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As well lasagna pie, the bakery I've started going to has curry pie and macaroni and cheese pie. They're very tasty
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saved this frog months ago and only now noticed that there's a swastika in its eye
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LOL
>Putin on US administration: 'Itā€™s difficult to talk with people who confuse Austria and Australia'
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>>79152487
How long till the trumptards blame it on obstructionist dems
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>>79152555
creasing
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>>79152503
you need two actually since its a weird legal grey area cuz u need both the spoon license which you can get at the age of 3, and the fork license which you have to wait until you're 9 and do test to get because they are more dangerous

there was this case about 2 years ago where some parents got their 8 year old taken off them because he was using a spork on a public campsite
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Steinbeck is the greatest author of the last hundred years
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want to be an alcoholic in the cool sexy way but not the sad vomit-y spend-all-your-money-and-kill-yourself way
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Why can't we just nuke this fucking hurricane?
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hahahahaha Putin implied that americans are really stupid
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>>79152555
is he wrong though
I say nothing for the soviet union, but russian federation might be the good guys
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applying for a temporary disability this week lads
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>>79152576
Wrong
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>>79152587
I think you watch too many movies
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Putin is still butthurt because the USSR collapsed
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-41108616
>Displaying the UK's diversity
ah ye we dont have enough of that
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>>79152587
the first way doesn't exist in reality
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I'm a radical centrist but I'm also a radical racist
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I had a terrible day lads
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https://twitter.com/BlackBlocBoi/status/903804861644513280
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>>79152576
Steinbeck's absolute shite you pleb
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>>79152618
but are you a racy radicalist
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americans r a bit dumb
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crying
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eating some crackers as a late night snack before bed :3
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>>79152602
>>79152613
yeah.
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Dad told me that the Soviet Union was the good guy
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flat earth is real
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>bought some Medium shorts from H&M
>they're too big
>have to buy a belt now
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become very racist recently
think just seeing muslims and fat 'groids on the street has pissed me off
just want a 100% white britain simple as
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>>79152676
move out of the city
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>>79152611
Do you think the BBC fucking hates the fact that the UK isn't as ethnically mixed as London?
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>>79152655
In WW2 yeah, after that they became the bad guys
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>>79152676
i'll settle for 95% tbqh
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>>79152675
lmao fucking manlet skinny fuck
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>>79152626
Name five better than him while I sit here and howl
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>>79152676
Need a 'sheed gf
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If a North Korean nuclear missile was headed our way and I could choose whether it destroyed Britain or the whole of the rest of Europe. I would save Britain.
Love you guys x
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>after that they became the bad guys
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>>79152676
>>79152690
this tbf
dreading the next census where it turns out we're 72% white
imagine /int/
>>
>>79152676
Yeah me too. Starting to realise some folk just aren't meant to be neighbours
>>
>>79152693
I'm a 5'11 skeleton
>>
Really hoping for a war in NK desu need some excitement in my dreadfully boring life
>>
post good music for us
>>
popping a clomid
>>
Haircut after work lads. 2 on back and sides
>>
>>79152724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
>>
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>
>>79152698
in the last hundred years?
hmm
well I don't think I can name any in the last hundred years

if you had said last 200 years I could've given you dozens of answers
>>
fuck off mexico you useless moron

>>79152698
Collins
James
Rowling
Woolf
Christie
>>
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>
>>79152723
Are you in the military?
>>
wish summer would hurry up so i can see flume lads
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>>79152723
Why don't you enlist then?
Once in a life chance tho
Pic related
>>
>>79152684
i live on the outskirts of a city . it's like 96% white here
still, i sometimes venture into the darker areas and hate it
the swarthy faces, the dirty streets, the strange languages in their loud voices, the horrible clothing
horrendous

>>79152690
that still means 3 million rasheeds, jamals, wangs and poo in loos
>>
pirate scumbag
>>
might unironically get the himmler cut, a clean shave, a full body wax, and move across the country

need to reinvent myself desu
>>
>>79152769
i'm too autistic for the military
>>
>>79152706
they can't even reach britain with their missiles
not even close
and be that as it is, I couldn't care less about this so-called "crisis", they either need to start bombing eachother or STFU
>>
BEETTTOOOOOO
>>
durrr join da milutaruy
>>
*synth*
*lightning zap*
*synth crackling*
*thunderbolts*
*rain SFX*
*wind SFX*
...hullow.
>>
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>>79152764
>Rowling
>>
>>79152722
lmao manlet
>>
>>79152776
what reason could you have for going there? is it a major city?
>>
>>79152800
2 of the authoresses on that list are much worse than rowling
>>
>>79152781
>full body wax
bender
also himmler was a weird looking autist
>>
>>79152780
beto post a pic of yourself lol
>>
>>79152797
moozlims
>>
i would never post a pic of myself here
>>
>>79152813
just sometimes have to pass through
>>
Quite like the Discworld novels.
>>
>>79152828
why
>>
anime is real in our hearts
>>
>$40 for 5mins with a trimmer
I should become a barber
>>
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>i would never post a pic of myself here
>>
>>79152842
romance of the three kingdoms was the anime that started it all
>>
>>79152815
not gay just extremely hairy

himmler was a weird looking autist but his haircut would look good on someone with a big head and good jawline
>>
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off early lads
perfect day to exact some vengeance
>>
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Go to sleep.
>>
oh goodie the yanks are going to get an nice big hurricane
all america needs now is for yellowstone to erupt and for california to have a giant earthquake
>>
>>79152724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pirgE5ei8-c
>>
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MENTIONED
>>
>>79152872
I'm in alaska so I'll always be here to shitpost and annoy you lmao
>>
>>79152884
oh that's fine, you guys are basically canadians
>>
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>>79152875
>>
aaaaaaaa
>>
hope california falls into the pacific desu
>>
did u know /cum/ has an actual discord
imagine being so spongly
>>
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hope the US enters civil war
>>
>>79152906
>california
which one? be more pacific :)
>>
Hello lads
>>
>>79152913
based irishman
>>
>>79152864
>>79152864
best of luck
>>
remember right after Charlottesville, there were 5 Islamist terror attacks in Europe in the space of one week?

i literally forgot about them.
>>
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>>79152911
The autism is weapon-grade holy shit
>>
>>79152915
who dis
I am intimidated by the godliness
>>
https://twitter.com/noaa_hurrhunter/status/905184657431506945

a weather plane flying through a hurricane lads
>>
why did norwegian black metal artists hate anton lavey?
>>
>>79152941
so is your weapons-grade bentitude, bender
>>
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>>79152932
barcelona was the only one wasn't it?
>>
>>79152941
Fuck off bender
>>
>>79152941
you're a weapons grade bender, you fucking bender.
>>
>>79152943
Saint Olga of Kiev, the princess who brought christianism into Eastern Europe
>>
dumb pirate frogposter
>>
>>79152955
crashing this plane
>>
mmmm lovely chicken kiev
>>
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>>79152955
>youre in that plane
>start to smell sulfur
>a demonic gremlin jumps on the wing of the plane, points at you, and laughs
>>
>>79152932
you don't hear about them because they didn't happen in america
>>
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hate having to shave
why isn't there some way that men can not shave but still be clean shaven, or at least maintain some stubble
>>
>>79152967
the others only had a few deaths max so they didn't get the coverage
>>
>>79152967
Two attacks in Spain, one in Finland, one in Germany, one in Russia.
>>
I wish i had the luck of the irish
*gets invaded by vikings*
>>
making booby traps
>>
>>79153005
>one in Russia.
Putin's sharia zones in action
>>
>>79153024
elaborate
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>>79152955
Irmane?
>>
>>79153024
for whose boobies
>>
>>79153003
I'll start working on something
maybe nanobots that live on your face and shave your face intermittently
>>
Auckland
>>
want a gf with a big fat cellulite arse
>>
>>79153054
hmu
>>
>>79153038
actually google are releasing something like this, except they hang on to the data which keeps track of every action your face makes just for analysis purposes you know
>>
I would rather live as a tranny in a world without Americans than live in my current state with Americans
>>
I think we should have a special tax for everyone who has more than three kids. This could be put towards a space prgram to establish colonies on mars and the moon to ultimately deal with the population crisis which will soon engulf us all.
>>
i don't want a gf
>>
>>79153074
not true
>>
>>79153032
laying caltrops and levering the bottom off the knife drawer

>>79153037
ms. A.M.B.
>>
people don't realise just how cucked russia is because they want it to be some sort of great white hope when in reality it's a complete shithole that's teeming with muslims and browns from the world over
>>
>>79153038
yeah like that
sounds perfect
>>
>>79153097
>>79153097
>>79153097
NEW
>>79153097
>>79153097
>>79153097
>>
>>79153079
Don't fall for the lies mate. We'll be fine
>>
>>79153088
>laying caltrops and levering the bottom off the knife drawer
why?
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