/asean/

Wakey wakey wagecuckey

woke

Why is /asean/ so ded

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>>79149488
why are you lot ded ?

>>79153300
I blame flips

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daily reminder
only cucks would enjoy a /vn/

How do I get a cute Indonesian Christian gf?

>>79153536
true. you fuckers can't do anything on your own.

heyo heyo frens

>>79155862
hello friend. razing china to the grounds when?

>>79155882
nevah, red china best china

*hears knocking on door*

>>79155940
please blink twice if you're being held hostage by the wumao

Malaysia truly Asia

Everyone else fake Asia

>>79156075
>says the fake asian

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>>79156075
M'laysia™ Truly™ Asia™

INDOMIE

>>79153650
where you at senpai
when we gonna meat up some girl

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>>79156905
bit tired

>>79156953
2 more hour and i'm out of this office

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>>79156965
your boss will see this pic

hello boss

>>79156992
haha
that's cute
but i'm using my own network instead of company

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I had a cheap prostitute come to my house and she pissed on my shower , a week later I decided not cheap out and had meself a cute Thai lady we took a shower together, cuddled, played Blazblue (tho it was me winning) and fucked intensely , best part is that she didn't piss in my shower. Worst part I payed money for that .

>>79157073
hang out when

>>79157124
I'm too busy la, uni, settling bills and shit

Weekend but i can't promise :(

>>79157073
>best part is she didn't piss in my shower
Glowing praise.

>>79157174
i will pass by SP this saturday/sunday
lets grab burger king/mamak

>>79156165
WE

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>>79157011
always assume you're being watched

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>>79157219

>>79157200
BurgerKing is really close to my house unit uwu

>>79157244
your house ontop of those store?
or from skve to the first exit of the roundabout?

>>79157261
N-no comment

>>79157277
meet you at saturday then!

>>79157180
She kept commenting on how small I was compared to average niggers

Told her I'm part Indian descent
>>79157299
Sure

>>79157325
This is why i hate porn

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>>79157242

>>79156165
kek

>>79157344
show her cuck nigger porn
that will show her

>>79157368
i have almost none anime image reaction

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>>79157928
why are you replying to me instead of working?

>>79157987
but im taking a shit right now

>>79157928
But i'm an alpha con artist.

>tfw landlord bugging me about his rent

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>>79156165
Its the 'blame Malaysia for everything' again despite evidence showing the opposite.
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/09/06/twin-terror-attacks-foiled-militants-targeted-national-day-parade-and-sea-games-finale/
>Eight Abu Sayyaf Group (ASG) militants detained in an anti-terror swoop on the eve of National Day were planning attacks on the celebration at Dataran Merdeka and the SEA Games closing ceremony on Aug 30.

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>>79157999
>exerting effort on a shitpost

>>79158800
meant to quote>>79158742

dead general

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>>79159223
waiting for everyone to return from work/school

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>>79159315
Do you know how do I make love with Vietnam ?

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>>79159343
by securing their chinese border

>>79159414
We tried that in 1950, it didn't ended well

That didn't come out right.
I want my women like how I want my coffee.

>>79159223
>>79159548

since ur french, i wanna ask can i know the name of that one movie where a whole incest family relationship tht involves a parents 1 guy and 2 girls one has a short hair (whose preggers) another is a long hair. its posted in /tv/ before but forgot to look it up then i remembered it when i was on flight to london using oman air and this passenger at the front is playing tht movie

>>79160576
Sorry I don't know
Have you tried /tv/ archive ?
Or maybe you can ask here >>79160304

I AM PINOY

>>79157325
>>79157344
Just fuck already you two.

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test

>>79159315
I just wake up for my nightshift wagecucking.
Is it my moral duty to keep the thread alive during the night when all of you ingrateful putos are asleep?
No? I think so too.

>>79160789
There's a sale of toys in Toy Kingdom. I already bought my niece a gift for the Cuckristmas

>>79160960
do you plan on fucking her after you give it?

>>79160996
No. Are you some deranged individual? My niece actually has a mild autism like ours.

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Is this bread dead?

>>79160862
I don't swing that way

>>79161169
>My niece actually has a mild autism like ours.
what does that have to do with anything? you bought her toys, it's your God-Given Right to feel the insides of that pussy.

>>79161234
It's okay if you say no homo before, during and after the sex. Also your balls can't touch his or else it's gay.

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>"Heh, lights out cunt.."

>>79161234
its alright SEA is accepting of gays

>>79161447
B-but I do my living at night ;)

>>79161271
TANGINA MO. Don't ever reply to my posts again. Manyak na buang.

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tfw /r/PH is prodrug use

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>>79161174
I know what will make it alive. :3

>>79161675
that's just reddit

>>79159343
Duma

>>79161316
>>79161471
Uwu
i want to dominate a cute malay halal boii with my 6 inch mega buster

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soon

Hello SEA let's talk about whose country is less shit until the thread is gone.
Where are my Thai bros at.

>>79162307
no,we love each other

>>79162008
Spend it on whores?

>>79161868
mean

>>79162307
All SEA are shitholes but in different ways:

Poor shitholes:
Laos
Cambodia
Indonesia
Vietnam
Philippines

Poor and unstable shithole:
Myanmar

Degenerate shithole:
Thailand

Boring shithole:
Brunei

Boring and souless shithole:
Singapore

Fake "multiculti"/progressive shithole:
Malaysia

>>79162750
wonderful post

>>79162625
I'm unironically too scared to hire women. I don't know what to do with it, maybe get into some hobby? Airsoft looks fun.

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>>79161174
You have to trigger them to tirade

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>>79161675
I guess depends on which one involved

>>79162750
100% accurate. I'm sure I'm a fucking degenerate myself.

But isn't SIngapore at least a rich shithole?

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>>79161675
There's nothing wrong with recreational drug use once in awhile.

>>79162911
He didn't say it was poor though, just that it was boring and souless, which it is.

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>>79162750
>Fake "multiculti"
What do you mean by that?
If anything we are true multiculti since there is no assimilation policy and every race are free to pursue their own race based education,politics,interest,etc
Chinese even have their own version of education ministry outside the govt using their own syllabus and stuff.
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ms&u=https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Jiao_Zong&prev=search

>>79162901
Lol they will let him speak in the senate but will not ask about the drug invovment.

Basically a reverse delima treatment

Only pro dutsate allowed to do drugs now

Is it true that if you're Vietnamese and you can speak Chinese you can be abducted when you travel to China and forced to be a spy against Vietnam by the Chinese gov't?

>>79163258
Counter spy in Vietnam is crazy burger, you never know who's with the government

>>79162307
Ola mi amigo :DDD

>>79164147
Is Thailand more influenced by the Brits or Frenchies?
Don't tell its murica
Considering you are not a sexpat.

>>79164147
Buenos dias

>>79164297
Probably brits mainly because Anglo domination and language. Tons of my friend studied oversea in UK too. I'm an outcast.

>>79161675
Nothing wrong with it unless you use it i excess

Is it hard to get a chink gf in SEA?

>>79164542
no

>>79162750
I thought Indonesia was pretty rich.

>>79164963
The country yes, the people not so much.

>>79162750
>Fake "multiculti"/progressive shithole
Singapore applies to this category too

>>79165158
But they are an actual police state.

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Why are flips so alpha compared to other beta Asians such as Malays?

>>79165213
How?

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Masc posting?

Let's do this

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>>79165253
>Christian nation
>alpha
Is that why the chinks have been raping you in the ass?

>>79162750
Based on what I read Malaysia is this somewhat soft apartheid country with Muslims in power
Chinks are chinks
Indians are Indians
And no mixing.

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How in the fuck is this solved?

>>79165255
https://www.wired.com/1993/04/gibson-2/
DISNEYLAND WITH THE DEATH PENALTY
>>79165660
There is affirmative action but the community self segregates by race and stuff like race based party,vernacular education is protected under the constitution.
You can live in a village of pinoys, demand education ministry to build pinoy school that teach in tagalog ,form pinoy only party and demand pinoy public holidays if you choose to do so.
What happens here is tolerance but acceptance is an entirely different matter, without high degree of tolerance we would be Myanmar on crack.

>>79166054
>1993

That is like looking at predictions from 1998 that Malaysia would be a first world country by 2020

>>79165730
Is it trying to say difference between two months? Because if you calculate the difference in billing (12.6kl diff) it's 12.6*20+23 which is 275

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looool xD

>>79165730
I'd assume it's 23+20x(430.4-417.8)

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>Thailand no longer a rare flag.

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>>79165730
Bonus question

>>79166127
They can be friend with Papuan and Timor Leste

>>79166101
But Amos Yee ran to America for political asylum and escaping oppression.
>>79166171
Good for you, now you can form /indochina/ that last 3-4 hours.

>>79166112
Well the only way to find out is on Sat. but I'm just gonna follow yours.
Thanks.

>>79165253
small weewees

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>>79166127
haha very funny

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>>79166127

Without Singapore (and maybe Brunei), ASEAN would be a bigger shithole economically wise.

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>>79166305
Cheer up kid.

>>79164297
I'd say Brits, just like this guy said>>79164370

also we drive on the right side like the Brits

>>79166464
nah a lot of asean trade elsewhere

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>captcha
>select vehicles
>there's only a sign
>select sign
>completed

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>>79166701

>tfw my fav authentic sushi moved to another location and increased their price
;_;

>>79166751
Will China ever lessen its aggressive political stance in ASEAN and especially in regards to territorial disputes in South China Sea.

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Guys please theres no need to fight in this thread. i know you all love me but theres plenty of malayanons to go around

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>>79167088
fave Shaomai stall closed months ago
welcome to the club

I want to eat so bad

>>79167101
when the US goes away or when everyone else is a client state

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>>79167059

>>79167221
try this
a bag of 1kg/500g minced meat
potatoes
mixed vege(corn,carrot,green peas)
salt and pepper

cut the minced meat to 5 stack so can cooked the other 4 later when you're hungry
cut potato into bite size chunks

cooked the potato by frying it in a pan with the lid on
throw some mix vege
put butter if you love fat
cooked mince meat in other frying pan
once the mince meat is done mix it with potato and vege
throw some stale yesterday rice/new rice and stir fried it
seasoned
done

less than 15 min
you can skip rice if you're on budget
it's delicious and cheap af

>>79167502
stirred fried the rice with cooked minced meat and vege
the potato doesnt have to be crunchy since you cut it into bite size and will require more time if you want it to be crunchy

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Why are tagalogs so poor hungry all the time?

Case in point this fag>>79167221

>>79167404
How? I think it will make things worse even without USA.

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>>79167502
but that was the ultimate shaomai
nothing will ever compare to it

>>79167992
with the west gone,china wouldn't even need weapons to negotiate

everyone will fold

>>79168016
well i know where you can get one for free!

>>79168048
You imply as if you hate the West.
China still acts like an aggressive dog no matter the situation.

>>79168138
I don't hate the west,I'm just saying they won't relax if another superpower is nearby

>China still acts like an aggressive dog no matter the situation.
but this time with no guns

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Go to sleep now babes.

>>79168246
How will ASEAN reacts to Korean reunification assuming it'll go peacefully?

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>>79168110
you offering?

>>79168398
yeah
my balls is like those dumpling you love
only meant for sucking though

>>79168309
with caution
there's bound to be something boiling underneath

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>>79162841
>>79167221
Poor?
Lol pinks ones probably dont even know what a Somai ooks like

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>>79168048
They are already doing it even with the west
With their proxies of course

>>79168309
Depends on how it will go down if South Korea wins and in association the west wins. That's another bordering land that they will associate with the west.
I'd imagine China and Russia will do something apeshitty.

>>79168309
average guy will probably go "well that happened"

>>79168309
Depends on how Kpop and Kdramas will change.

>>79168309
not my country not my problem

>>79168887
They will panic and take more islands.
If this is still our gov admin by that time, they will just deny it again

>>79165730
nigger are you fucking serious?

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How do i join the death squad bois? I want to kill druggies too.

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Will you kill these druggies too?

>>79170227
start with yourself

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>>79170391
Stellar humor anon.

>>79170357
I heard they are the big time sourcea of it