HURRICANE IRMA

>>79147449
this won't directly hit miami right?

>>79147490
it's not going to turn and it's going to hit texa again

>>79147490
It's hitting us directly.

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>>79147537
>>79147535
>>79147490
How fucked am I?

>>79147950
It looks like a giant asshole.

>>79147449
Rare

>>79147950
I got a buddy who lives in st. croix. He says the whole island is fugged

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>>79147449
What's it like living on one of those islands? Must be surreal residing on a landmass that's like 1/20 the size of any storm rolling into it.

>>79148438
St. Croix will have it a lot better than St. Thomas, but yea.
>>79148454
THE EYE OF THIS STORM IS LITERALLY LARGER THAN THE ENTIRE ISLAND I LIVE ON BRUH

but it's pretty tight. so many sluts here (especially the ones here on vaca), so much sex, beach/sun is cool too

>>79147950
have fun dying a Virgin

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God fucking damn it Jose

>>79148604
so this is the power of climate change... woah

>>79149158
Are you genuinely asking that?

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Nice country amerimutts

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>>79149205
Educate thineself.

>>79148604
What island my brotha? Sitting tight in STJ

>>79149158
Africa is God's continent

>>79149158
"Lenny formed on November 13 in the western Caribbean Sea and maintained an unprecedented west-to-east track for its entire duration. It attained hurricane status south of Jamaica on November 15 and passed south of Hispaniola and Puerto Rico over the next few days. Lenny rapidly intensified over the northeastern Caribbean on November 17, attaining peak winds of 155 mph (249 km/h) about 21 mi (34 km) south of Saint Croix in the United States Virgin Islands. It gradually weakened while moving through the Leeward Islands, eventually dissipating on November 23 over the open Atlantic Ocean."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Lenny

>>79147449
these Cape Verde hurricanes are usually the strongest and last the longest. but they usually divert south or north depending on the prevalent pull.

>>79149258
I'm in St Thomas homey. Hoping you're on the south/West or somewhere thereabouts. I have a bad feeling about Coral Bay/Skinny Legs man

Do people ask if you're friends with Kenny Chesney a lot?

>>79147490
fellow miamifag here, we're probably going to get slammed
hope you got your shutters up, boy

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>>79148604
hopefully this is correct

>>79148991
no such thing

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Does God hate us

>>79149474
if she does she will hit houston again

>>79149381
Heh, I've been asked by tourists, yeah. I'm in coral bay but the place I'm in is solid concrete. Full house though with family, friends, dogs, cats, and tortoises. I think skinny's is fucked. Irma's gonna tear the roof off that place so quick.

Did I hear correctly that the curfew starts tomorrow morning at 6?

>>79149559
yessir. 6am for 36 hours (Thurs 6pm) or until further notice

>>79149474
i hope so

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I pray for all Caribbean and Bahamas they will survive, except Haiti. Haiti can go to the deepest hole of hell.

is st. kitts kill?

>>79150016
aren't you supposed to be kill?

>>79150016
>>79149982
>>79149559
Also I genuinely think Anegada might not fucking exist after this

>>79147449
>Virgin Islands
>gets fucked raw by mother nature

what's gonna happen to haiti?

>>79150123
pls no ;_; I only came here a month ago

>>79150277
they will hait it

>>79150297
lol

seriously though, they don't have the infrastructure to endure this shit.

>>79150014
but why

>>79150344
bruh neither do we

we might not have electricity for months

parts of the St Thomas didn't have electricity for over 8 months when we got hit by a cat3 back in '95

same goes for St Croix when they got hit in '89

This shit's a Cat5

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>>79150454
are you scared? i'm scared for you and everyone else in the hurricane's path. I hope you pull through alright. And order a solar-powered charger for your phone

>>79150545
>scared
>not being H Y P E D

Rip

U will live in my mamry

>>79150454
You better dip fast my dude

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>>79150454
Press F to pay your respects

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>>79150563
It's times like these that serve as a sobering reminder that I'm not the protagonist of reality ad could just as easily drown in a flood or get crushed by a collapsing building as anyone else. Plus the Caribbean nations don't have the resources necessary to minimize the impact of the hurricane like Floridians can; the casualty count and level devastation is going to be much higher.

Please just kill a bunch of Haitians. They're ducking terrible people even other American blacks, African blacks hate them.

RIP my dudes
it was really nice talking you all these years

If doubles over 10,000 casualties and damage over $500 billion USD

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>>79147537
>you will have to become the US Islands after the storm

>>79150811
took me a second kek

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>>79150811

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I get to die as a virgin :(

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>>79150576
>>79150571
>>79150563
>>79150545
>>79150643
>>79150656
thx luv u 2

when we lose power, we lose internet, then eventually we lose cell service. probably going out tomorrow morning.

>>79150971
Sorry anon :(

My coworker from waaay back was an old man from the Virgin Islands with a thick patois and a really nice guy

Fucking Florida gets plenty of warning before getting slammed by a Hurticane.

Texas had to deal with a Hurricane that went from a tropical storm to a cat4 in half an hour.

>>79151127
> from a tropical storm to a cat4 in half an hour.
lol, no way. maybe you are just slow in general?

>>79149474

>Elect Trump
>God fucking destroys the US

Ouch

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Why haven't we build a Hurricane destroying nuke yet? What the fuck am I paying taxes for?

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I think I'm going to need to evacuate soon. I have to work through Thursday so going to get absolutely fucked. Don't really have any place to go, going to try to find a hotel around Orlando tomorrow but probably not going to happen. Or maybe a plane ticket someplace.

>>79150971
stay safe, friend

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>>79150811
>Become american
>get shot

>>79151414
Why isn't your work closing for the hurricane? What if there's a forced evacuation?

>>79151492
We're closing Thursday/after Thursday. So Friday is off.

But I live in Miami Beach, so we have the earliest evacuations generally. I live in a B zone or whatever it is called. They put up the bridges when hurricanes come to my island so you can't even get in and out. The mayor of Miami Beach was talking about evacuations as early as tomorrow night, and the Keys I think start evacuations tomorrow.

>>79151676
Good luck man. Hopefully you can get out of there in time. Sounds like this is going to be a doozy of a storm.

>>79151798
Thanks. Hopefully it weakens when it hits the mountains. A category 2-3 I can hang out for in my concrete + hurricane glass + natural gas generator, but a CAT5 is basically a tornado so nothing will withstand that.

>americans are scared by a bit of wind and rain

>>79151354
I'm not gonaa lie, but I always wondered what would happen if a sufficiently large blast was achieved in any kind of twister, starting from smaller tornadoes, all thee way to the hurricane.

>>79149474
You didn't have time to think twice before voting for Trump, right? Man up and face the consequences you faggot. At least is not an earthquake.

>>79147490
Wew looks like Palm Beach dodges another storm.

Go Miami bro.

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>>79147449
>west africa sends wave after wave of hurricanes smashing into the south to punish it for slavery
kek

772 am I safe?

>>79151354
because it would have to be powerful enough to cause a worldwide apocalypse on the order of a K-T meteor strike.

>>79150811
jejd

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Fuckin rip