>Step into your room see this >your cunt >what to do

>>79143455
flag
*uzinp*

feed her eggs

>>79143455
carefully place my face on her ass

fertilize her eggs

fertilize her ass

fertilize her feet

>>79143455
wonder why does my reflection show a blonde girl with a big ass

>>79143455
tell her to get out of my room because I'm tired of work and want to sleep

>>79143455
judging by her body posture and shininess it seems pretty hot in that room

in which case i exit immediately

kick her out

>>79143455
Call animal control.

>>79143455
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>79143455
>haven't ejaculated in 2 weeks
>see this post
fuck lads, i'm not going to make it

>>79145101
But dude you would just face the same way again !!!!

>>79145101
>>79145280
kek... Egyptian "education"

>>79145174
>haven't ejaculated in 2 hours
>see this post
fuck lads, i'm not going to make it

>>79145381
>>79145280
hmm...

>>79145470
>haven't ejaculated in 2 minutes
>see this green text
fuck lads, i'm not going to make it

>>79145101
top kek

Tell her to turn the tv off if she isn't watching it. It's a waste of electricity.

Read her verses of the Bible

check for a dick

if there isn't a dick run away

Piss on her until she comes! :3

>>79143455
Wake up and cry.

fuck her until she calls my name, im izem btw

>>79143455
I-is that you?
I would do naughty things desu.

>>79143455
Get my stuff back

I fuck up, like I've always done

>>79145574
>haven't ejaculated in 2 seconds
>see this green text
fuck lads, i'm not going to make it

Call the police