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d-delete this pekka

wtf

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>tfw older than sw*den

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>tfw we were actually fighting ourselves all these years

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>>79136933
>denmark
>fighting

>>79137035
why was germany invading everyone?

>>79137074
autism

>>79137074
bored

They got caught using doping and got all of their existence before 1995 wiped.

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>mfw i see swedes making fun of america for being founded in 1776

>>79137074
They were desperate to show the world that they were relevant.

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>>79137115
S T O P

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>>79137035
>implying fighting an already lost fight against a nation 20 times larger than you is a smart idea

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>anime has a deeper history than Sweden

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>>79137141
It's okay Sweden you're a big boy

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>>79137201
>>79137205
STOOOOOOOOOP

>>79137160
Norway lasted 62 days against the invasion and you lasted <6 hours.

Blücher got BTFO'd

>>79136736
>tfw wasn't recognized as a nation until we joined globalist EU

>>79137224
DES

>>79137274
Norway is such a great country, they stopped the nazis from getting the atomic bomb
thanks :3

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>>79137224
>there are billions of people who are older than sweden living RIGHT NOW

>>79137274
Were you guys trying to hold out for Britain to show up, though? Seems like Denmark had no one, so it would have been a futile fight.

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>>79137274
>norway is 8 times larger than denmark and is almost entirely mountains
hmmm... I wonder what took the germans so long...

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>>79137324

>>79137274
>>79137304
>>79137363
We singlehandedly wrecked one of Kriegsmarine largest ships, we stopped the Germans getting D2O out of Norway for nuclear weapons use, and we let the Russians fuck the Germans up in northern Norway. The biggest point of resisting the invasion was letting the Royal family escape over to Britain, the resistance groups were commanded from there.

>>79137372
They were probably busy fondling danish boobies.

>>79137486
I still don't understand why germany decided to invade the entire continent.
What was the explanation?
They had to sell this to the world, right?

>Portugal
>5 October 1910

wtf is this bullshit?

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>>79137363
We were entirely on our own due to being neutral, that's why it was retarded to even attempt to put up an actual fight, it would have killed hundreds of thousands of civilians.

Pic for comparison, Norway stood a much better chance.

>>79137486
>The biggest point of resisting the invasion was letting the Royal family escape over to Britain, the resistance groups were commanded from there
Ah, ok. I wasn't trying to belittle Norway accomplishments or anything, just figured Norway had a bigger reason for fighting the nazis, which it sounds like Norway did.

>>79137589
Muh lebensraum and Germany was piss poor at the time; they really could not get many of the materials they needed, both for civilians and for the invasion of Poland/CZ
>>79137793
Yeah, the initial resistance was to let the Royal family escape. After that it was about continually ruining as much of the German war effort in Norway by sabotaging ships, convoys, their D2O smuggling and the iron ore that the retarded Swedes were shipping out to them.

>>79137929
Didn't the allies try the appeasement because they thought Germany would go bankrupt in a few years?

>>79138128
Yes, they thought Hitler would shut up and be happy if he got to keep running a country. He just had to waltz into Czechoslovakia and Poland out of spite though.

>>79137160
>im gonna get raped, so I might as well enjoy it

Hahaha wtf nigga you younger than The Lion King

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>>79136933
>Dano-Swedish War may refer to one of many wars between Denmark-Norway and Sweden or just wars between Sweden and Denmark:
>The war against Valdemar Birgersson (1274-1275)
>6000-mark war (1276-1278)
>Dano-Swedish War (1470–1471)
>Dano-Swedish War (1501–1512)
>Swedish War of Secession (1521–23)
>Northern Seven Years' War (1563–70)
>Kalmar War (1611–13)
>Torstenson War (1643–45)
>Parts of the Second Northern War:
>Dano-Swedish War (1657–1658)
>Dano-Swedish War (1658–1660)
>Scanian War (1675–79)
>Great Northern War (1700–21)
>Theater War (1788–89), part of the Russo-Swedish War of 1788–90
>Parts of the Napoleonic Wars:
>Dano-Swedish War (1808-1809)
>German Campaign (1813–1814) during the War of the Sixth Coalition

wew lads

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>His country lost a World War

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>>79137486

>>79137201
Holy kek

>>79141560
Why are Scandis so violent and quarrelsome?

>>79143652
it gets even better if you add all the shit from the viking age

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>>79136736
>tfw many centuries olders than Sweden

>>79136736
>tfw no sexy blond 22 year old country
reeee

by this logic the uk will be founded soon

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>>79143652
>There exists an inherited cultural competition between Sweden and Denmark.
>From 1448 to 1790 the two kingdoms were at war nearly at every chance, in more than one case a new king trying to prove his worth by waging war on the other country for little or no political reason.

>>79145197
Who won the most?

>>79143652
Their far-leftism, especially regarding love for non-European foreigners and homosexuality, is just another manifestation of their urge to cause trouble.

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>>79145778
As far as I know, Scania is swedish, not danish.

>>79146204
Hmm yes very good deduction Sherlock

>>79146204
>conquered by hakkapeliitta

>>79143652
It gets easily boring otherwise
the vikings really just went abroad to kill autism christians because they were tired of doing nothing all day.

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hi is this the ww2 thread?

>>79147873
HAKKAA PÄÄLLE

>>79136736
>A Link to the Past is older than Sweden

FUCKING HELL

>>79137074
autism

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