Felicity edition
Am a wizard man.
Hate sorcerers.
wveryone who browses this website is on the autistic spectrum, high functioning or low functioning. we're all autists.
>>79130414
Bane?
might order a gram of coke off the DNMs later
>>79130383
Any wizard men in?
>>79130346
objectively wrong there there is universal standard of beauty that unironically transcends time and culture. There is NOTHING wrong with saying x girl is really beautiful to you even if she isn't conventionally attractive but you can fuck off acting like she is beautiful to everyone else.
dont care
>caitlyn jenner
wtf norm
my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE
me in the video covered in bun buns
>>79130436
I thought he was going to make loads of subtle tranny jokes throughout it but he didn't
>>79130447
based piddle-ass
>>79130433
>>79130474
any man man in?
>>79130474
...no...
>>79130487
When is trump building the wall?
>>79130533
tomorrow
>>79130533
WHEN THE FUCKING DEMOCRATS LET HIM FUCK OBAMA HE IS HOLDING THE COUNTRY TO RANSOME FROM HAWAII
half of britons think islam is a threat to the west.
why was he such a hothead /brit/?
>>79130527
Could you PLEASE stop this while you're ahead.
>>79130567
And the other half are muslims and lefties
>>79130571
>>79130533
Trump can't bend the laws of physics even if he promised to do so in his campaign you know?
>>79130466
very nice bunbuns
will be going here asap
should I watch brazil or 12 monkeys tonight
>>79130554
>>79130552
Is Mexico going to pay for it?
>>79130585
I never...
Would smash any of your heads in and I'm not even joking
>>79130578
Extremely intelligent post.
reckon most people hate muslims
just dont say it for fear of being called racist
>>79130615
meet me by Waitrose at 9pm tonight and we'll see about that
>>79130607
MEXICO SHOULD BE BEGGING US TO PAY FOR IT WHAT WITH US HOUSING ALL DEM ILLEGALS AND GIVIN EM JOBS AND BETTER LIFE THAN THEY HAVE
post a more beautiful car
>>79130615
i'd stab you 6 times in the stomach and leave you bleeding in the street
>>79130624
Fuck off, Nazi.
>>79130614
do you like sue?
>>79130631
ur arm is bigger but ur muscle to arm ratio is smaller than mine, thoughts?
any shia here?
>>79130635
checkmate
>>79130655
no she's a fraud
>>79130666
bet you a shia innit
>>79130655
LIKE SUE [ ]
HATE SUE [X]
>>79130666
alri
he will not divide us 2bh
70mph is too low a limit
remove it and the economy would literally improve as a result
business idea:
make ridiculous fake islamic posters, print them out, and post them on the internet for attention
>>79130710
how often do you even hit 70 in rush hour
pro tip: never
>>79130692
Feel like most "moderate" muslims are just sleeper agents waiting until the Muslim percentage of the population is high enough so they can turn into extremists and launch their takeover
Question-are stamps necessary for sending letters?
>>79130447
very good
>>79130723
not really a business is it though
>>79130710
>his region enforces the 70 limit
lol
>>79130742
some envelopes are postage paid
otherwise yes
>>79130675
*enters the neighbourhood*
Significantly above average height at 6'0 in Amsterdam
Thought every other person was supposed to be a lanklet here? :thinking:
>>79130742
No just pop it in the postbox it will get there
Stamps are just a Jewish conspiracy
>>79130766
idiot
what about franked mail
>when you find a new nonce hunting facebook with fresh videos
>>79130781
really hate this manlet cunt
>>79130734
when you're driving home at night literally only old people and truck drivers stick to 70
>driving over the speed limit
Can't wait until you Deanos write off your Corsas
>>79130675
is fake
>>79130675
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/07/14/4chan_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.jpg?imwidth=1240
*kinkshames you*
>>79130783
i found the same when i was there
take the 45min intercity direct to Rotterdam or Utrecht, theyre much taller there
>>79130824
i have a 1.8 civic, it can do 130 if i tried
why are working class people so obsessed with paedophiles? like why did they need to come up with their own special word for it (nonce)?
got meself jonesing for the day lads and I caught meself drinking coffee directly from the coffee pot! what am I like??!? LMOA
>>79130824
literally nobody follows the limit
>>79130828
business idea: 2 speed limits, one for sober and one for drunk drivers
regularly keep within +/- 5km within the speed limit
not a criminal and don't plan to start now
>>79130798
dang, is that bella
>>79130835
don't have enough time, but I'll put it down to the ''''London effect'''' (too many browns and yellows)
>autobahn has no limits and less crashes
really puts your brain in gear
slow people cause crashes
>>79130862
A lot of them are doing it as a coping mechanism for their own desire to fuck 14 year old girls
The more they try to portray themselves as anti-something the more likely it is they are actually that thing
>>79130894
wouldn't even think of trusting british drivers without a speed limit
>>79130881
is reverse google image search broken?
>>79130894
umm...it has more to do with the temperament of the people driving on it sweaty xx
dont trust eastern european lorry drivers on our roads
>being fat in 2017
Refuse to believe there's any fat people in here
>>79130910
Never been to Germany? They're surprisingly bad drivers. Amusingly despite the number of melts on our roads, we're very good drivers compared to all other countries except maybe finns
quite intelligent
incredibly bored and just biding time before i go to the pub at half six
>>79130939
drank 3 1.75l bottles of pepsi today
>>79130939
was getting a bit fat then i abused stims for a couple of months and got thin again
>>79130913
yeah
SO many dutch/german drivers in cornwall and devon. literally WHAT are they doing there
>quite intelligent
when someone prefaces something they're about to say with 'um sweety' you just know that they're about to pass off some social science/historical revisionist dogma as undisputed fact
Weight loss is literally a YouTube video away, staggering that people manage to hold onto their blubber
>>79130992
probably think it's a good place for a holiday
screeching
>>79130982
hmm
>when someone prefaces something they're about to say with 'um sweety' you just know that they're about to pass off some social science/historical revisionist dogma as undisputed fact
doctors prescribe speed to people to lose weight
the more you know
Are the Irish white or not? Make up your minds
saw a car with a California plate a few days ago
where does lsd come from
not quite intelligent
What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?
Not quite intelligent
doctors ritually sacrifice white babies to heal the sick
the more you know
>>79131055
made in labs
>>79131030
that washboard belly
>>79131046
no-one is white
>>79131046
Irish aren't even human
>>79131059
Be perceived as good
>>79131071
big iron maiden fan?
>>79131059
honorary anglo
>>79131068
but how
stuff like weed i understand can be made my random hippies, and stuff like heroin i understand can be made by dodgy columbians, but LSD is a very advanced research chemical
who is making it for the black market?
The Thorne gf
>>79131122
the CIA
(((divination)))
(((illusion)))
>>79131173
Silly
Any tips on how can I become Welsh (besides romantic relationship with sheep)?
shall be switching to a Panama proxy before i click THAT link methinks
>>79131204
gay marry me?
and i'm sure as is always the case, the acid supply is very centralised and there are very few labs in the world actually producing it
anime
>>79131226
If only in a no homo mod
>>79131185
judaism is black magic
might wank into my bum
Ah yes irma
love it when some cunt tries to overtake you on a sliproad and you floor it and dont give them a chance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0DLuWLGV1Q
want to do a long road trip, like to Norway or somewhere
Just remembered what an awful fucking film godfather 3 was
>>79130383
No fat chicks
Jefrey with one eff, JEFREY!
>>79131185
what is this from?
>>79131367
It's a pleb filter
Based Coppola
Any skipping lads in? Is it worthwhile to keep fit with?
>>79131388
skyrim
am i right or wrong in saying melody is about pitch whereas rhythm is about speed?
Repeat after me:
Cultural marxism does not exist
>>79131439
i skip to and from work
mixed hot chocolate in with me tea simply fucking GRIM
>>79131342
How the hell did you pass your driving test
fuck everyone in this thread
>>79131457
Is Google broken?
>>79131458
vile globulin
>>79131472
i have 4 years no claims
>>79131457
is bing broken?
>>79131471
youre doing it wrong
Doing something you autists can't actually conceive of
BETTERING myself
>Go to doctors appointment
>qt irish nurse
>fall in love
They can't keep getting away with this
>>79131457
melody is about the music rhythm is about the timing of it
>>79131479
>>79131495
i don't trust google or bing the way i trust /brit/
>>79131536
>Le random swearing everywhere
reddit yank cringe
>>79131536
fixed my life by tidying my room
Wow what a bitch https://twitter.com/Butsay_/status/905005666082975745
>Scotland to switch to driving on the right if independence given green light
>>79131597
Same lmao although I actually am doing that
what did MTV mean by this
just found an arse
>>79130383
Bonjour,
I'm making an european sandwich. I made the bread and Spain brought the meat. What do you want to add ?
>>79131666
roast beef
Reminder: virgins always win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHwOndZw7Ak
>>79131666
sausage roll
>>79131666
a cup full of my cum. Or just marmite to fuck with people
>>79131666
piccalilli
Can one of the more intelligent posters on here, ideally one of those with numerous A* GSCEs, tell me why lefties proclaiming to care so much about homelessness are active in trying to get people who hold differing political views sacked from their jobs and thus contributing to the conditions that result in a person being homeless.
need a new tv show to watch. any suggestions?
>>79131666
bio-oil
>>79131745
cause their pakis
>>79131666
Have my Irish butter
new pumas came in today
the lady had to give me the shoebox through the window though as there were no keys in the house at the time
>>79131745
same thing with islam, feminists are pro islamic refugees when islam treats women like dogs
they just like to virtue signal nothing more
>>79131825
I haven't mated in 13 years so the joke's on you
>>79131812
>he wears puma
Virgin
>full of redittors
>is a safespace echochamber
>get downvoted for posting your unpopular opinion
>/pol/
>full of redittors
>is a safespace echochamber
>get called a lib-cuck-shill for posting your unpopular opinion
Whoa...
>>79131825
>>79131839
dogs are treated very nicely for the most part.
>>79131849
hello 100 pound nike/adidas wearing deano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub4qnyDusqU
spencewave
>>79131878
by pakis?
don't think so
>>79131844
alri nonced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbR_cocya4Q
>>79131905
well you didnt stipulate that did thee
>>79131623
no they won't
>>79131904
The power of the white race....
>>79131861
>>79131904
implicit as it gets
>>79131916
Yeah, at least rorkes only make death threats and shoot MPs
a guy from the island of tonga just phoned me
he didn't answer, called him back and he hung up straight away
shame, wanted to ask him about life there
/pol/ and /leftypol/ are just teenagers talking about things they don't fully comprehend and probably will never full comprehend
*supports train rights*
>>79131919
I'm 35
Rorke: Cleric
Brody: Sorcerer
Reasonable Centrist: Wizard
Radical Centrist: Warlock
I have had it up to hear with you people telling me what I can and can't do. If I wana be a liberal and support palestine I DAMN WELL CAN if I wana blame the jews for all the ills in the world I DAMN WELL CAN If I wana cut off my own cock to spite you I DAMN WELL CAN
>/pol/ and /leftypol/ are just teenagers talking about things they don't fully comprehend and probably will never full comprehend
>>79132014
They're just LARP forums for teens, nothing more
Boyfriend called me a faggot degenerate.
went t' t' dentist now cant feel my face
>>79132078
Are you the one taking it up the butt? If so he's right
Listening to The Joe Rogan Experience has inspired me to become a radical centrist
Open your mind lad no need to be small minded and tribal
>>79132094
>bong
>went to dentist
ahh yes... classic
>radical centrism
/brit/ lads world tour when? where could we visit?
>>79132140
have you ever like looked up at he stars man and thought like wooow eggs are an amazing source of nutrition
centrism isn't radical
just took a mock theory test for fun, never driven or considered driving in my life and got 38 correct of 43
not a pass but literally how do people fail?
about to start eating my 2nd pizza hut deep pan large pizza of the day
in russia dentist visit you!
>>79132179
Eggs are the perfect food
>>79132179
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
Sex secx se x fuck girl pussu ass sex dick in ass hott 100
>>79132140
and yet you still have to listen to silly internet men instead of making your own mind up through logic and reason examining the world un-narrated. what a funny boy you are.
>>79132191
I failed the first time I went because I got a bunch of questions about trams and motorways
/brit/'s autism is more than likely caused by /brit/ having white mothers who waited until they were in their mid 30s to have children. The older a woman is, the more likely her child is to have a disorders like Autism Spectrum Disorders and Down Syndrome. Not only that, but I am also willing to bet that their mothers did not breastfeed and instead gave them formula or cow's milk. It's also likely that she spent little to no time with them while they were growing up and instead gave them to a nanny. This is why white men are in the pitiful state they are today. It's because their mothers don't want to raise strong, successful white men. They are the fifth column of the Jews and want to destroy white men. They want to turn them into feminine "men" to help them destroy the western way of life.
*enters thread*
>>79132240
shut it
>>79132240
Feel sorry for her, she's built like a fridge freezer
>>79131666
updated version
NEW combat video from Raqqa lads
This one's 37 minutes long
The longest once since the last Mosul video "One of the two best outcomes".
This one is called "Verily, they are drowning under the flood".
Its fucking 1 am and fucking uncultured swine in upstairs pounding the floor
>>79132254
Why do working class people look so funny?
>>79132240
mommy breast fed me till i was 5
>>79132228
But through listening to him and listening to all sides of the political spectrum and what they have to offer led me to this decision
Not a fan of him letting Jews shill unashamedly on his show though
>sitting on the bus
>girl is sitting by herself
>guy comes on and sits next to her
>they start talking
>bus is approaching my stop
>leave the bus
>the girl gets off as well
>the guy that she was talking to jumps off the last second
>he runs up to her
>"Uhm, you're so beautiful, can I have your number?"
>she stops
>i keep walking but start to look at them
>"Oh, ehh, I don't know... Eh, my phone is broken"
>the guy starts nodding
>"Ah, I understand!" he says to promptly exit the awkward situation
>he goes back to the bus spot and has to wait 30 minutes for another bus
>mfw
he looked like he probably hangs in the swedish general as well
Why do yanks call burgers sandwiches?
>>79132291
nah, you like the video men because it means you dont have to read anything.
>>79132191
some of the question you have to know the answer to like what does this sign mean. but some of the answers are literally shit like 'if you see old people walking across the road should you A. run them over or B. wait for them to cross' type stuff. so i guess people fail if they get more of the questions that you actually need to learn
>not a pass but literally how do people fail?
>>79132317
Why do you care so much?
>>79132317
they also broil them, a bizarre people.
>>79132317
because they are
For me, it's McChicken Sandwich®
i'm a genius
>>79132325
I like listening to his podcast because I have a job you neet scum
>>79131894
i wear the same pair of black converse 70's until they're dead and then buy a new pair thank you very much
>>79132292
he's probably commit suicide by now
>>79132292
youre mocking him but at least he tried
and if he keeps trying it will pay off eventually
30 minute bus wait is nothing at all, hell have forgotten about it in a week
>>79132271
Magnifique, you're the best. I'm saving it.
Merci, anon :3
I will now continue my journey on /int/
>>79132377
Unironically the best thing you can buy there
>>79132387
ok, please explain whether in quantum entanglement the particles really do react faster than the speed of light or whether it's some kind of illusion
thanks,
the physics community
>>79130783
well, their average height isnt THAT much higher so it's not going to be that noticable
plus amsterdam specifically will have a lot of people from elsewhere
don't see how listening to something is less valuable than reading something
fucking LOVE aphex twin
he's a genius i reckon
>>79132420
gay
>>79132388
i read books on the train to work, 4 hours worth a day sometimes. Read new biography of Augustine of Hippo last week, now i'm onto a book on the silk roads during roman tmies. dont have time for podcasts, too much learning to do.
Fug forgot pic :-D
been having 3 shits a day or diarrhea for the last week
>>79132391
don't like converses personally, any sort of high tops don't really go well on my massive feet
they are good shoes though
and those pumas are really just for everyday uni use, they're good for that sort of thing
Any good deals on PS4 consoles?
How much is a second hand old one worth?
>>79132455
>born in Ireland
>parents are Welsh
>raised in Cornwall
>lives in Scotland
is he /Celt/'s guy
>>79132472
Such a cuck
>>79132463
i was just joking lad it wasnt me you replied to initially
dont wear pumas but they're VERY comfy
>>79132472
reckon we should adopt the peregrine falcon as our national bird and start putting it on things
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/mp-clashes-hollywood-actor-over-13574427
>In an interview with the Daily Telegraph, Mr McDiarmid said he initially thought Powell was “a horrible racist” but told his interviewer: “I no longer think so. He was certainly stirring things up in a way, which we would now describe as incitement because of the impact of its language.
>“He was surprised by that impact, but he wasn’t totally naive about it. He wanted to make his mark and knew how to speak to an England that was as divided then as it is now.”
>>79132472
screeching
An Ameribro and Canadabro gave me advice on coffee here about 2 hours ago. Got some Lavazza coffee, store only had ground for now, just used it on the second hand coffee machine my friend gave me.
Tasted glorious compared to instant. Good show thanks lads. Will try freshly ground beans next.
>>79132425
the reaction takes time in another dimensional space but the "time" does not occur in ours because its outside our existence so it seems subjectively instant.
>>79132472
lmao
>it's a black goes for the lowest offer on the chase episode again
>>79132501
I wear Vans, Converse and Sketchers like most women
>>79132520
so your "explanation" is infinitely more complicated than the problem itself, ok then lad good job
@79132425
>why yes, i believe in physics
>>79132501
oh okay sweaty xxx
and yeah they're really comfy like
>>79132542
where are these photos you promised?
>>79132511
Always knew our Ian was a good lad
>>79132542
VIRGIN
hate slavs even more than niggers and pakis if i'm honest
>>79132546
the smoothbrain post
>>79132542
Are you in jail yet?
>>79132546
not complicated at all, you asked the question and i made up a one sentence answer. didnt write you a paper for peer review. if once sentence if difficult, try /cum/ i here they have a maximum word length rule.
>>79132511
>But Mr Austin (Lab Dudley North) responded on Twitter by saying Mr McDiarmid was “wrong to claim he wasn’t a racist. Completely wrong”.
>The MP added: “I think Enoch Powell was completely wrong and knew exactly what he was doing.”
Great argument. So glad we have so many thoughtful people in parliament.
>>79132577
Hold on, I'll get dressed now
But I had laser today so my skin is messed, just going to be a below neck pic
>>79132610
Pakis are worst
Slavs aren't far behind
Nigs are pretty cool
>>79132419
>hell have forgotten about it in a week
Wrong. This is probably the first time he's tried and he'll remember it forever.
>>79132643
post them in the new thread
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-41160914
>>79132511
based sheev
Where is the /Brit/ drug man
Benzos, what's the point? They just make me feel tired. I don't hear the xannies calling at all.
>>79132908
do most people speak cantonese or mandarin or a canto-english mix in hk?
the linguistic papers ive read suggest different things
>>79133038
Cantonese with about a dozen or so English wordss sprinkled in
One or two English phrases
This might be social class related though, I Don't love in a well off part of town
Zero Mandarin, outside of business
English proficiency is a joke, makes the news. Though a lot of things are dual language, I wonder how that increases costs. And that little footnote you see In Dual Language documents, always defers to English first, yet people speak it so poorly.
Are you knowledgeable on benzos my friend