Which one is at least better?

bald

>>79129455
It's such an easy one
Bald is by far the least fucked up feature (for a man obviously)
Power gap
then being small
then having disgusting skin
Power gap
then being a dicklet
Power gap
then being ugly as fuck

>>79129691
>>79129880
Only remain side hair. It looks like fucking disgusting

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>>79129970
Like this right?

>>79129455
If you are bald or have bad skin, people will repect you, if you're ugly or small dick, people will still respect you but you won't get laid, now if you're a manlet (5'10 or less) people will see you as garbage, bottom of the bottom, you will never be respected, will never have friends, and strangers will act aggressively towards you because they secretly want you to suicide in order to better the gene pool.

>>79129455
dicklet is by far the worse and the one medical science can't help you with. Women will put up with ugly guys, some even specifically like them because they're manly (think Danny Trejo) but a guy who can't satisfy a woman is an automatic divorce or cuckold.

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>>79130031
>>79129880
>>79129691
Like this but can't shave. Would you still pick up bald??

>>79130056
All aboard the meme wagon!
Tchou-tchou!

>>79130089
Yes, then shave
>can't shave
what does that mean?

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>>79130056
In pic manlet looks like more alpha to me

>>79130147
You can't cut your hair and always remain like this

>>79130193
Eventually it will all fall out, so I'm still picking bald.

>>79130193
Yes I can cut my hair faggot

>>79130214
No it's remaining forever even if you're dead

>>79130056
saved

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>>79130164
LMAO, he trying a chad look while lacking a man's height makes it even more pathetic

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>>79130164
Thats fake

>>79129455
bald, think about the brazzers guy, all the rest are irremediables

>>79130089
You have the hair.
Let it grow and become a >>79130031
Moa Imitator.
You will make people happy and earn well.
Asian bitches love dudes that earn well no matter how ugly they might be.

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>>79130279

Manlets, accept the fact that you're below dicklets, skinlets, facelets, and even hairlets.
You're genetic trash. You look like kids.

>>79130416
It's impossible to become like that because he has a half curly hair

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>>79129455
>>bald(almost fucked up but can't fully shave)
>>manlet(165, 5ft 5inch
>>dicklet which is 3 inch when erect
>>disgusting skin(like volcanic rock)
>>ugly as a sin
i think you describe purely happy man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIkoyi6w-HI

>>79130706
catchy tune