>British "children" entertainment

Better than anything America has produced. Teaches kids what reality is like.

>>79125480
Still better than Disney's sugary sterile shit

Unironically a ripoff of Bug's Bunny

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>>79125480
way better then all disney movies together

>>79125767
he will be ok?

>>79125593
nu pogodi was bretty good

>>79125622
>>79125767
Fuck no
https://youtu.be/4udfZegF4RM

>>79125480
Animals of Farthing Wood was also a classic. I don't know why my country's brief foray into animation was so centered on traumatic events involving woodland animals, but I'm glad.

>>79125537
>Medieval folklore amongst talking bunnies
>Reality
I like the book and the movie but they're not realistic portrayals of leporid behaviour or social structures or even of the nasty ways humans have killed them.

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>>79125480
>British 'children'

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>>79125812
yeah don't worry, dr. dog will help him.

>>79125480
Man, I loved that book, I can't see it being done justice in something aimed at children tho

>>79125480
The book is was good. Never seen a film. What is wrong is it? Why is it meme?

>>79126040
It's pretty dark.

>>79125966
they are ugly/

>>79126008
well the most famous french children's book ends with the suicide of the main hero... like really

i mean the little prince ofc

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>>79126053
no it's not

whats this. just saw a video on yt, looked like something that emboldens furries

>>79126208
>looked like something that emboldens furries
welcome to western european entertainment

>>79125966
Oh wow.
>>79125812
He will. One of the rabbits dig and cut the rope to free him.
By the way this situation happened when protagonistc has got into a sort of decadentic rabbit-society with a very strange vision of life because a farmer feed them, but placed trapes to kill random rabbits. It was considered as rude behaviour to ask any questions with the word "where? there. Sort of creepy.

>>79126124
The Little Prince has never been done justice in adaptations either and they even had Gene Wilder playing the fox, some works really should remain in literary media.

>>79125480
BRIGHT EEYYYEES

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Watership Down is smalltime compared to the Plague Dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_lMZtLWJOs

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>>79126053
It would be good idea to have a remake. Can't to read it again when my daughter grow up .
BTW it's accidentally translated as "The hill dwellers" in Russia.

>>79126254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs4AvN_wJdQ

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>>79126342
They did make it to their island in the end, didn't they?

Let me introduce you soviet "there will come soft rains"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNHYz89sNc

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>>79125480
posting superior british "children" entertainment

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>>79125480
We love qt woodland and small town creatures. Sometimes they go through hardships.

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>>79126601
See also Winnie the Pooh.

>>79126601
Are those squirrels going to kill the owl?

>>79126655
looks like they offered her three little mice as their tribute

she is the local mafia boss there it seems

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>>79126655
They're giving him gifts so he doesn't eat them if I remember. From Squirrel Nutkin.

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>>79126601
Fun fact: Beatrix Potter's children's illustrations derived from her studies of the bodies of dead animals

>>79126837
i think drawing stuffed animals used to be pretty common

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>>79126745
>Squirrels killing mice to feed an owl.
Sort of pragmatic.

>>79126745
did they hunt and kill those mice?

>>79126601
Or they like a good sing song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcDVH8DiBnM

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>>79126837
they're 2qt4me. no wonder the japs are obsessed with peter rabbit with the cuteness.

>>79126442

Fucking this. This is the perfect violence ceiling for child friendly shows. Wish there were any contemporary shows of this caliber.

>>79125537

America produced The Land Before Time, also an excellent "children" animated movie.

>>79127095
The best children's stuff has a bit of darkness to it, that's why Roald Dahl is so good.

>>79126745
fuck red squirrels are such cutie patootie animals

>>79126893
Maybe. I doubt squirrels would find it hard to chase and catch mice if they had to.

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>>79125593
my face when

>>79126431
i loved this regardless of how limited the animation was

>>79126990
>japs are obsessed with peter rabbit with the cuteness.
Didn't know that
but come to think of it I remember it being a little morbid as a kid
I mean the first story where Peter runs away from farmer McGregor and drinks his camomile tea is tame, but then you have stuff like the mother swan having her kids eating by the foxes or something, and the Tom Kitten getting rolled up in dough by the rats to be eaten

>>79127158
>Friends for dinner. We're gonna have friends for dinner!

>>79125946
scousers are Irish

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>>79127321
they built a replica of her house outside tokyo, and the lake district gets so many japanese tourists that they have to have japanese on the road signs lmao.

>>79127348

Disregard the 12 (?) sequels, the original is essentially the only worthwhile movie.

>>79127158
Even more poignant when you find out what happened to the actress that voiced Ducky.

I feel like a loser now because I watched such shit as a kid.
It teaches empathy and shows the end of the cause that is suffering.

Life would be easier without such weaknesses.

>>79125593
>Comparing cartoons with countries
Butthurt belt as it is.

You guys won't believe what Japanese children entertainment looks like.

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>>79125480
It's great though, I really liked it when I was a kid
The most horrific part is probably when they meet the rabbit talking about how they filled their burrow up with earth

>>79126652
And Wind in the Willows

>>79125593
Nu Pagadi! is better than Tom and Jerry

>>79127516
i know how it looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1POqaOi3Vj8
but i had to watch it in japanese so the jokes were lost on me

>>79127516
>You guys won't believe what Japanese children entertainment looks like.
That's why you are going to show us some stuff.

>>79127522
>And Wind in the Willows

Oh yeah I love that.

>>79127574
nah no need to ask him, here i post you another one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8xtOinmByo

>>79127625
We have worse shit like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XJ_uTXcNM

Look at the bitches dancing and the children.

Show us the hard stuff already.

These cartoons/ stories are not for soft city folk.

>>79127705
AAAAH SO THAT'S THE ORIGIN
why are germans so memeable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA4ENDwGyj0

>>79127727
They are the reason why you are a soft city folk.

tom definitely wants to eat jerry, but what does wolf want to do to hare? it doesn't look like he wants to eat him... not to forget wolf dressed as a girl on one or two occasions :3

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qU44b9zk4FQ

wolf sings there that the dreams come true and his best gift it is hare

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>>79127705
I'm neither Japanese nor children so I don't really know that much. There's this children picture book about bathhouse that has naked lolis in them. Could be a problem in USA but probably tame as fuck for Germans.

>>79127500
and the semi lewds drawn of her

>>79127793
You are a sick man

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>>79127793
is hare even a girl or a boy?
if Orthodox Chuch and bishop Putin condemn homosexuality how come they allow that cartoon?

>>79127839
it is tame as fuck for everyone except anglo puritans

>>79127793
This is a funky tune.

>>79127852
not even my idea :3

>>79127839
The guy in the bottom right panel appears to be jerking it

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>>79127859
Told you I don't really know. I was absolutely, totally just memeing around. They also have tons of children book about scat but of course this is even tamer.

>>79127359
he looks british

>>79128043
kek you made me remember of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sakN2hSVxA
has it really been 6 years from that already? damn

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>>79125480
Americans love British children's literature m8. See also Peter Pan and the Jungle Book, among others.

>>79128168
You just know...

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>>79128168
Did Moscow get its way?

>>79128043
Ah cmon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBe1KgrRYmU

It's a Mole that searches the one who shat on his head. Children learn to distinguish animals by their shit.

https://youtu.be/c8F8_6N8Zt8
This was one of the major horrors of my childhood - 1989's Delusion

>>79128413
Not very useful nowadays. Don't you have a cartoon to teach children to distinguish human races by their shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmB4DfG-3K4
Try this. Not very creepy, but animation is epic.

>>79128487
Please Muscovit man.
Don't be rude in a sentimental and nostalgic thread as this one.

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>that scene where bunnies got buried alive

>>79126342
It really takes a lot of skill to make Geordie sound so sinister.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxwCU_pD5ME

>>79128531
I prefer this. Armenians knew how to make cartoons.
https://youtu.be/p6eVWwPSRKA

>>79128456
i saw that as a teen
and this one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hz3QB31K_c
kinda sad when you arrive late to the movie hypes but that's the life of a cable tv-dependant person

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>>79128738
That glamourous fishgirl.

speaking of soviet trippiness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTHGebUh14I

>>79128572
The Geordie accent suits a fox.

>>79128971
It already a post-soviet production. When they still had some money

>>79128738
Why is it always fishing. I thought Armenia is landlocked.

>>79128971
that was good, but more Russia's 90th than Soviet.

BUMP with soviet-essti fairy tales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0mTEVlJgC8&feature=youtu.be

>>79128738
good shit

>>79129109
No ideas, honestly. May be saying "he was fisherman" for armenians is kind of a way to say "far far ago in a distant galaxy"?

>>79129109
Those are folklore fairytales, they can originate from the ancient times.

>>79129064
oh oops
i thought it was from the pre-Gorbachev era

https://youtu.be/E-X1Lli62Nw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXg9gUWS20

This also contains harsh life lesson, but without any bloodshed.

>>79129975
Is Vandulka a common name in Czechia?

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>French "children" entertainment

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>>79127839
Why are there even children in bath houses? In Mexico these places are basically themed brothels

>>79130303
Because in most developed countries, Bath Houses are where you go to take a bath and not where you go to fucky fucky

is getting shot an entertainment?

>>79130523
We both know that isn't true.
Public baths and swimming pools aren't the same as bathhouses.

>>79130553
yeh lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hknJkYN5dqQ

>>79129975
Same here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmZIgVoQw4

The lesson here is don't trust penguins.

>>79127321

Love that show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPkH8gPDps

>>79130845
great post
Wallace and Gromit is better than Jesus, The Beatles and Mr. Bean put together

>>79130845
The lesson here is that Michael Palin should narrate more stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOY1IzVmTm0

>>79130845
How can he have a gun at home in England?
And that's not a hunting rifle it's a clear revolver.
How is this possible with that perfidious british law?

>>79128168
fug she's purdy.
i hope the old man got his stick wet

>>79128971
>omsk
obligatory listen

https://youtu.be/2x7OBm0DJQI

>>79131215
Don't you dare call us perfidious you loathsome German cockroach.

>>79131241
>the old man

That's Walt Disney, he hand picked her I believe.

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>>79131321
>he hand picked her
I bet he did.

>>79131215
Wallace is an upstanding member of the community and is obviously allowed to have a gun licence.

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>>79131321
>he hand picked her I believe.
did it even fit in there?

>>79131397
So it is allowed to have handguns under special circumstances?
Why?

>>79131276
>all thoise -itsya endings

Rhiming must be really easy in slav.

>>79131505
The handgun ban is quite recent and almost certainly dates after that Wallace clip.

>>79131505
I don't fucking know m8, the gun could be the fucking penguin's for all I know.

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>>79131377
>>79131463
delet

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>>79126652
Hey thats our story
Winnie is short for Winnipeg

>>79131610
I think they banned handguns in Britain after that Massacre at a Primary School in Scotland

>>79125480
At least it isn't Rolf Harris

>>79131769
Yes, it was basically a moral panic.

>>79131542
that's a reflexive pronoun. In polish it's a separate word usually following a verb (się) but in Russian and most likely Ukrainian and Belarussian as well it becomes a suffix -cя or -cь depending on the last letter of the verb.

>>79131740
Yes us non plebs know where Milne got his inspiration from m8.

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This was great shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4_mrdCI6Rw

Had nightmares of that bear for few years at least. I wounder who came with idea to make that children's show.

>>79130239
haha, this is great.