Culture Pals /cp/ general

>>79124508
First for russkies

Second for qts with long legs

First for interpals is not for sexual

Fourth for qts who say no flirting are just weeding out insecure uggos

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>had a thing with a cutie for a litte more than a year
>had a lot of dumb arguments, I was too clingy
>eventually she started being a little distant which make things worse for me
>we couldn't see each other this year
>she says she don't have feelings anymore
>then she says she wants to try again but I have to help her have feelings again
>feels like I'm the only one trying to fix anything

What can I even do at this point lads

>>79124485

Also there is a serbian chick that posts here sometimes

You can try with her.

But I don't know how she would feel about calling you papa Osman

>>79124748
find another qt

>>79124748
best cure for a qt is another qt

>>79124755
lul. didnt know there were chicks on cp

>>79124797
Plenty lad.

in the past and even now.

Irish gal, egyptian girl, cat girl, another usa girl, alaskan girl, the serb girl, they all visit sometimes

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tfw i will never be able to visit my bhutanese qt

>>79124880
Don't forget about me.

>>79124880
interdasting

looks like we even have moor girls :^) >>79124909

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>>79124950
Funny

see you guys later, dont be dick to girls though.

>>79124895
looks like she is visiting a heathen temple!

>Tfw you start talking to a weeb girl and decide to reveal your power level, but you're too much of a weeb and scare her off.

>>79124797
there aren't :3

Your new qt finally messages back and out of excitement you message back too fast. She sees the message, but doesn't reply back. Is this is when the existential dread sets in boys?

>>79125454
Maybe she was busy with stuff, at least she read it, don't overthink this mang

>>79125548
I heard girls find it creepy if you message back too fast.

>>79125577
It could appear needy, but depends on the flow of conversation. If she replies quickly there's no problem, if she replies after hours of ignoring your ass...ehh

>>79125732
My spirit has been crushed. A normal reply was within like 6 minutes. It's been an hour and she is still online. She is probably messaging Chad right now.

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>>79125796
Did you give her enough material to continue the convo?
If yes, then I'll tell her to reply to you too

>>79125902
I knew the Italians were not to be trusted.

She finally responded. It was short. Not sure if it's since she isn't interested or if she is just awkward and doesn't know how to hold a conversation. She said she was bad at talking in her profile.

>>79126328
They all say that they are bad at talking, but they are not. It's just an excuse to not reply to some people.

>>79126385
I have been fooled yet again. Why do I even try.

>>79126682
You try so you can find a qt eventually. It's all a matter of maximising your efforts

>>79126682
I know that it's hard. But it's life.
I've been there and sometimes it can take one week until I get back at interpals.
Just like Italian guy said to me. Don't get to attached to qts

>>79126799
It's hard not to get attached.

>>79126789
My problem is I want a qt I can talk about my interests with, but no women will ever be as interested in something as a man is.

>>79126682
Just try until you find someone you click with, then you'll be happy you kept on trying instead of giving up

>>79126898
>but no women will ever be as interested in something as a man is.

Lesbihonest, just having that outlook will make it very difficult to find someone that suits you

>>79126898
I know it's hard.
Imagine me 2 years ago when went I sent my first message (to a G*rman).
I got attached without even talking with her because she was rejecting me.
I found her youtube and twitch and was focused on her. But had to let it go.

Try to use a script. Qts will message you first.

>tfw your qt clearly got bored of you
It was fun while it lasted but damn, I feel like I just wasted so much time for nothing.

>>79127028
Tell her that you will contact yakuza and murder her. Just kidding.
It can happen too. There's 2 options. She wanted more than friendship or she found another man

>>79127010

this story, wtf dude ?

>>79126898
>It's hard not to get attached.

Practice, practice, practice.

Don't talk to only one qt.

>My problem is I want a qt I can talk about my interests with, but no women will ever be as interested in something as a man is.

Probably not, but eh, girls don't really care for that. If you're interested in something and passionate about it and good in it, she'll listen and talk.

>>79126980
I have the mega autism that makes me super interested in things. Can't help it desu

>>79127117
It's a true story unfortunately.
It was the first and the last time I did that.

>>79126898
>it's hard not to get attached
They're just girls on the internet, don't let your real life get disturbed by it. Moreover,think of all the cucking that happened in these thread and tell me if they still deserve your commitment.

>interests
There's so many different girls that you'll eventually find one that suits your hobbies, no matter how autistic they are. In the meanwhile practice and keep an open mind

>>79127010
But scripting is cheating

>>79127138
Here you go
spectrumsingles dot com

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So, who's the girl in the picture lads?

>>79127242
Cheaters always win

>>79127101
I don't think she found another man but I doubt she wanted more than friendship desu. She probably just noticed I'm one of those boring anime MC guys except I don't have a chick magnet.

>>79127250
Not real autism. 4chan autism.

>>79127279
She's a bad girl

>>79127317
How is that?

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How to get a qt to like you

>>79127381
This
>>79122928
Plus when was having multiple relationships.

>>79127400
>tfw my nick is a South Park character

>>79127279
Literally my and another norgebros ex.

>>79127479
She wrote me today threatening to show my ex my own nudes

>>79127514
As if your ex hasn't seen your peepee?

>>79127575
Exactly. That's what I told her.

>>79127514
Lel where did she write you? So she's at least aware of the pics then, aiight

Man I'm hooking these weeb girls ez as hell. I thought they only went for Jap dudes.

>>79127514
>>79127618
Whatsapp. I don't think she knows. Check your fb

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>>79127632
>going for weebs

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GUSTAVO

>>79127695
I blocked her on fb and she blocked me, she has literally no way to contact me now except for old-timey text messages
I'll check within 10 min, almost home

>>79127731
I need conversation that isn't boring as all hell okay. If they can talk about anime maybe I can actually be entertained.

>>79127813

I met a couple that said that watch it.

I said never watched anything like that in my life.

So you can find them

>>79127908
not sure how to take this.

>>79128086

Take is as there are girls who enjoy watching it, go find them.

Usually easy nudes too

mfw im only now finding out how easy tinder is compared to this. I just wish I didnt spoof my location

>>79127749
how do we stop him? has anyone from here messaged him?

>>79128418

I believe the brit girl talked to him.

>>79127028
>tfw you got bored of your qt after finding out they have other qts

Wew

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=751804499108216832

How much younger do women usually go?

>>79128957
my qt is 2 years my senior

>>79128957
i'd prefer older desu, i have an ex i met on interpals who turned 30 this year, while im turning 22 soon

/dodohanloveme

wtf is this shit

>>79128957
Depends, usually not much, but once a ruski went 11 years younger with me :3

>>79129171
This is hipstershit+delusion+broken English

>>79124880
Also Guenter, but I think she isn't that active anymore.

>>79128957
13 years difference here, she messaged me.
But I don't know how far it will go.

how does this shit actually work?

I just make profile and wait that...someone actually would want to make contact with...me?

nevermind....

>>79128957
my qt is 15 years younger than me

>They stomped on my feet with pointed clocks
the fuck does this even mean?

>>79124748
If you honestly feel like that then I say move on.

It's like a car. Do you stick with a car you know has issues or do you ditch it to buy a new one?

>>79130055

How old are you ?

I can't have that much difference since I'm not that old but 8 years was top I think.

>>79130199
35 and she's 20, were both British btw

>>79130408
I was 23 I think, when with my youngest qt.

And hmm grats anon, having a younger chick is always the best.

>>79130117
You can't ditch yourself and buy a new one

>>79129950

People will message you, but you should also message people too

>>79130651
Definitely likes the leather collar

>>79130651
>>79130408
once dated a woman 9 years older than me. i was 26 she was 35 at the time.

>>79130767

Also loves saying

>rape me daddy

?

I know the type, have some like that for myself too ;)

i just got cancer reading that facebook page, do these people not have friends or family in real life? Why would you share these photos over facebook. Pure cringe.

if you let anyone know you post on this shithole please kill yourself.

>>79131144
I agree, it's a cesspool. One more infantile than the other, makes me glad I'm old enough to only use FB for friends and family, not that kind of meme bullshit pages.

seriously Im reading through the reddit facebook page and I have come to the conclusion people on reddit are actually normal and I would chill with.

I want to reach through my computer and punch the edgy looking emo cunts commenting on that facebook page.

Are they really the sort of people I talk to daily? fuck sake

>>79131144

Deactivating Facebook was worth it

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She asked for my Facebook. I told her I got rid of it and she replied

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>Tfw no Russian gf

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>tfw no new massage

is it gay if I met a French dude and we have just once sucked each others dick? Just once i repeat. I mean it cant be gay if you do it with a french person...

>>79131614

Cheekie Breeki iv damke

>>79131723
i can write new message for you...

So had this Korean girl message me 50 times or what asking me to add her on Skype with me telling her no lets get to know each other first. With her telling me I'm lucky and special she messaged me cos she has 800 messages, calls me mean and then she blocks me. The ego on some people seriously. Why I hate Koreans, spoilt brats.

>>79131723
+1
here you go

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>>79131778

thaNKS!

>>79131735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y

>>79124508
this grill from Komi republic btw

>>79131940
I know, she just lives in StP.

>>79131723
Kill yourself, cretin .I told you what to do at least 5 times now

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>>79131995
STOP
BULLYING
FINLAN

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>>79131995
>Kill yourself, cretin


but i dont want to kys my self

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Got a new russkie today

All I've got to say is hmm that figure

and pls no ban me again janitors :( I cut out the nsfw parts

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>>79130117
I don't know man I don't want to give up if I have a chance, but then again I don't know what to do

>>79131144
I only go there to see news desu.

>>79132835
pretty nice tbqh

>>79131518
One time a philippian girl started a message by asking my social profiles. I said that I don't like that and she blocked me.

>>79131723
*messages you*

>>79131821
Post messages and profile

>>79132835
>tfw I had a figure similar to this
>tfw I'm a man
Kill me

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I don't even care about sex..

.. I just want a long hug from a cute girl

>>79133027
Filipinos compared to the rest of SEA tend to be the best I find

>>79133563
I wouldn't mind a hug too
t. Never had a hug in my life

>>79133563
Me too...

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>>79133563
my qt doesn't want me to fugg her even though we have been lewd every day for 5 months.
I really have no idea how this will end, she told me she wants proof that i don't come to have sex but her imagination tells a different story

>>79133633
same portubro
at least i will have hugs and kisses soon

Going to Da Lat too btw, she booked for us :)

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>>79132993

Have an even nicer one I think, especially in the boobs department.

Pic related, from a vid where she's taking off her school uniform for me

>>79133470
>became a trap
>earn money
fuck bitches

>>79133784
should invest in a better camera/webcam

>>79133784
meh i dont really care for boobs actually

>>79133778
Good for you.
Enjoy as much as possible

>>79133633

It feels nice. It's better than sex

>>79133828

Meh it's actually the result of mpv taking crap screenshots and me not looking for a particularly good one.

>>79133834
What do you care for lad ?

To be honest, I prefer small to average tits, but it's nice to enjoy big ones sometimes.

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>sexting with QT
>compliments my dick all the time
>it's tiny but I know the best angles to take pictures from so it looks huge
who else here D E V I L I S H ?

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>>79134071

>hungarian
>small dick

you're an embarassement to your nation

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>>79134154
>tfw the map is right

>>79134071
I have a thick as fuck dick AND I use angles. Looks monstrous

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>>79134328
Who knows anon

Maybe this map is correct.

>>79134401
I don't think this is the right one.
In my honest opinion I think that here 1 in 8 has less than 13.
14.5 is the medium

>>79134517
Did you see a lot of portugese dicks anon ?

>>79134558
Unfortunately yes.
Showing dicks in /luso/ was a thing back then.
Also in sports class, we had to shower all together.

>>79134619
you guys were erect while showering huh

>>79134746
No, but it was visible who had the bigger and the shorter.
There was one guy who people made fun off because he had micropenis

>>79134746
Brings a lot of question to the table regarding tugas to be honest

/irmaangolana
BLACKED)))

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>>79134854

>>79134854
Tell her that Angola still belongs to Portugal.
Her nickname means angolan sister

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I'm like, so deep and stuff. Like... atoms and stuff!

>>79134805
when I was in primary school we went on a school trip. Someone stole my towel and the shower was really cold so my penis was shriveled up, when I got out everyone was comparing penis size. I had one of the smallest (maybe 3rd smallest out of group of 12) and everyone laughed at me. I kept thinking get bigger goddamn. Ive seen you do it before. Looking back the guys with the biggest dicks all had erections (no idea what they were at my age)

probably why im so mentally ill looks wise, fucked me for life, luckily my erection is a nice size.

I was like 12-13 maybe. Im going to rub DHT cream into my penis so it gets big as fuck flacid though.

>>79135155
looks like what a turkish girl would write on her wall

>>79135285
actually I was 10, because I hadnt even done my stats yet.

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Post 'em, lads. No cheating

howlongismyschlong.com

>>79135285

The absolute state of this post, jesus. I really doubt you are mentally ill because people laughed at your cold sized dick. Rubbing dht cream on your dick probably is not going to do shit but give you health problems.

Can we get a day of not biting the bait of the Britanon

bump for all fallen comrades

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>>79135802
Bump for we are all having a loved one. And most important, we being the first and only choice.

>>79135329
your queer as fuck

>>79136078
Excuse me?

>>79136208
>Excuse me?
Who the fuck posts about dicks unless your a fag.

>>79136456
There is nothing wrong with enjoying a good cock, anon

>>79136078
I see somebody insecure about his dick and sexuality :^)

>>79136626
I'm on here for bants and pussy mate, the autism in you seriously.

>>79136656
I don't understand. Are you saying you don't like cock, anon?

>>79136966
Dude your mad

>>79137142
My mad?

>>79137342
You can't let it go

>>79137445
I am afraid not, anon.

>>79134154
Originally from the US, only half Hungarian. Got all the bad Hungarian traits and bad burger traits 2bh

>>79135609
If I wrote a book, do you think people would buy it.?

Just a diary of my day to day life with my outlook on life and writing style.

>>79125049
Where in Portugal are you from?

>>79132835
Dayum, that easy?

>tfw no gf

>>79139230
Porto, why?

>>79134071
What exactly is tiny to you?

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>no gf
>no messages
>no (you)s

What are you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKb34Ij2_A
/emoe/ feels here

>>79139365
seconding

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>>79139532
Look at my Siberian N-haplogroup cat (you)

>>79139414
Just wondered if you were from the north or the south.
Porto is great, was there like two weeks ago. Enjoyed the city as much as the portwine, kek

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>>79139532
(you)
When I come back to interpals, I'll message you "how are you"

>>79139414
c-claudia?

>>79139535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh_248-FFN0

>>79131890
More music like this pls? Names of artists would be great.
Or Russian hip hop if you know some.

>>79139779
XS Project for hardbass
PHARAOH for that sweet Russian trap

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>>79139532
take an youu

>>79139779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avKB0CgQy4k

>>79139597
Portwine is great desu.
Do you remember the brand?
They're not all the same.

>>79139668
no

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>>79139428
Last I measured, very slightly over 4 inches. Don't even want to measure flaccid, not like I'll ever get laid anyway

>>79139839
Oy, thanks, I'll pass on the trap tho, kek

>>79139899
>implying someone wouldn't know tri poloski
Thanks anyways

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>>79140049
>Do you remember the brand?
Not the one I had at the bars (café candelabro for example, do you happen to know it?), brougth like four bottles to Germany tho.
Pic related.

>>79140052
That really is not much. Bad attitude nevertheless.

>>79140363
I only drank "Ferreira" and "Porto Cruz".
Never heard of that café desu

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>>79140579
The one on the right corner, pretty comfy. Near Igreja da Santíssima Trindade.

using this website is pointless if you are ugly

living and breathing is pointless if you are ugly

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>>79142539
just stop being ugly

>>79130697
Yeah but that relationship seems one sided. She's basically like
>sell me on the idea that we should be together

If the relationship didn't go soomthly before and she acts like this now, is there a point? IDK, it's that anon's call at the end of the day >>79132879

>>79142627
i thought surgery would fix my face but it didnt do shit.

I need a lot more. Im not even sure there is any surgery that can help me.

Im just too ugly. Fuck this isnt fair.

also people tell me to seek threapy, what am I meant to say "hello doctor, im ugly"

>>79142765
you really should try to find a way to change your attitude. you dont need surgeon, you need psychologist desu

>>79142914
This. Also psychiatrist

>>79142914
>>79142945

I have a feeling a whore could help more.

Just pretend we didn't order it for him.

>>79142765

Lmao at your repressed maxilla

>>79142765
>cosmetic surgery
Definitly won't help you.
>>79142914
>>79142945
These desu.
You "just" need to strengthen your confidence.

>>79143018
Kek, I doubt it.

>>79143018
i d literally order a whore for him if he lived in turkey lol.

>>79142812
Tell him/her you have issues with your self image and you feel a need to improve your looks. That's literally it.

>>79142812
Yes. You can literally tell them anything.

Also, which city are you from?

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>Trying to move on from a constantly negative qt
>Trying to get off this sinking ship before she submerges my life
>She still thinks I'm making plans to visit her during Christmas

I just want to put this relationship to bed and move on, but I'll destroy her mental well being if I do

>>79143192
Maybe do it step by step and show less interest so that it's not a "shock" for her.

Where's she from btw?

>>79143145
Get a hooker for him.

[spoiler]>>79142812
never accept pill solution though, depression pills are scam, they are very addictive and pretty much never solve your problems. worse, you get very bad when you try to quit them, you get even more depressed etc.

there are shit load of methods to get confidence though, you can try to lose weight, get buffed muscular, you can try to get good grades at school, try to earn a lot of money etc. its all about starting it from somewhere because success breeds success, as time passes you will feel much more confident with yourself. for example lose weight, become a bit muscular with nice body, you will feel like "i mastered my body", i am a master of myself" and alike.

>>79143061

Same here lad.

Even if I didn't eat later, just to stop him bitching desu.

But the key thing is he doesn't find out she's a hooker.

>>79143192
Let me take her off your shoulders, mate

>>79143238
I've been doing that, telling her that work is getting in the way. I used to speak to her on a regular basis throughout the day but now I send her a message every 2nd day or so. Her constant negativity just wears me down and it frustrates to me. She's from Sweden

>>79143192
tfw talked to a russian qt and all she had in her profile was

>Russia is for sad people

>>79143192
easiest way to cut a relation is to cut all ties, stop talking for couple of days, then come online suddenly and tell you have some irl issues that you need to deal with and then cut again for couple of weeks. she ll move on and you ll be free.

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>>79143278
This to be honest.

Brit needs to go the way of his ancestors.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46473/if---

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/51642/invictus

Sad to see brits like him

Also lol that captcha

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The absolute chad.

>>79143330
She's not on IP anymore, but if you're the Brit with self confidence issues then the last thing you need is a girl who's just as insecure about herself

>>79143750
Issue-Brit wouldn't even have asked.

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>>79143655

>>79143655
>>79144098
main reason why i dont get on interpals at all, its so cringy i feel like i am about to crush all my teeth

Can someone give the interpals of our depressed Brit friend?

>>79143192
never get invested in negative mentally ill girls, you can't help them and they will spread their misery to you

>>79141226

https://my.mixtape.moe/aozphz.mp4

Which is the best MENA country for muslim qts?

>>79145243
tunisia, morocco imho. or iran if you count them as mena

>>79143655
>>79144098
Where's the art of a dick. It these exist then the dick must.

>>79145243
Your a Muslim?

>>79145243
>muslim qts

God damn it. Will the surgery anon EVER respond to me?

/MarsInAries
Message me on IP please

>>79146126
>/MarsInAries
No, your a troll.

>>79146205
*y'ur

>>79146116
God no but I like a challenge

>>79146396
you mean **y'all

>>79146205
A troll? In what way?

I'm the anon searching for a place

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LMAO

This is a girl btw

>>79146566
dayum, shes pretty hardcore. she ll want to peg you.

>>79146487
Actually I prefer youse guys.
>>79146566
Wanna sit on my lap instead, little lad? ;^)

>>79146566
>tfw no foreign mommydom

>>79146621
>>79146608
Is this one of you fags?

>>79146507
I saw the messages you posted, spamlord on the previous thread

>>79146658
i am not. though i had my fair share of dominant women.

>>79144098
A large ascii art piece of a benis would compliment that autism well.

>>79146658
Not me, but I wish it was.

>>79146666
I was keeping the thread alive, broski

>>79146709
Ah right Kommissar

>>79146763
Are you surgery-anon or not?

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Lol

>>79146960
wew

>>79146566
Gib name

>>79146960
I can't tell if it's a good thing she believes you could be an albino Ethiopian due to nose or a bad thing.

>>79146205
that other guy wasnt me. Im looking into other places, I just got a email saying the property I was going to buy is no longer available.

Why are the girls that message you first never the ones you actually want to talk to?

>>79147110
Aye. Just message me and keep me updated.
I would like us to be the first /cp/ BRO powercouple. No homo.

Thus I have to make plans

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>>79124508
tfw i can't get a qt to reply to more than a couple of messages

who want to be my friend

>>79147765
Post convos.

>>79147445
yeah, I will tomorrow. right now im going to bed.

>>79147930
Aye. Sleep well, anon.
>>79147838
helou

>>79147989
helo brit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Od5DcqvWXs

Rate tonights music lad.

>>79148490
helo iran

/Anechka94

if anyone was able to get nudes from this girl i would pay them.

i want to fugg her so bad.

>>79148891
how are u tonight

>>79149046
i am looking on computer girls hehe very sexy some but not reply whyy???

>>79140052
teach me your angles senpai

>>79149184
There used to be a pic where it was teaching us how to take pics

>>79147838
Can I be your friend? :3

>>79149042
looks weird.

>>79149374
dont care.

want to fuck her.

>>79149042
Her selfies and far away photos look like different people

>>79150474
its the same person i assure you.

/int/ is the best penpal site

What is the point of interpals?
what do i do now

>>79150704
Fap

I did it lads, got my first lewd today.

Feels really good.

>>79125211
>tfw you start talking about weeb shit and her power level is stronger than yours

>>79151097
which country?

>>79151097
what country?

Will you share?

Wish I had someone to hold me right now lads.

>>79149042
I have her in my Fb seen her in bra and underwear

>>79151392
ive seen them too....im friends with her on fb and instagram too lol

she was in my beach town i go to a couple years back.

god i woulda gave anything to fuck her if i knew back then.

>>79151214
polan
>>79151261
they were on snapchat, she was smart and set it to only be openable once so I couldn't screen it. Even if I did I wouldn't.

>>79151392
do you still have them btw?

>>79151386
I'm here for you, bro

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>tfw like my 4th year on IP
>still no nudes

Something always comes up IRL and I don't feel like going for nudes, then it usually falls apart and I kick myself in the ass for not going for the noodies.

>>79151555
Probs somewhere aye. I saved them on a usb or ext HDD somewhere lol

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>>79151457
>not having a screen recorder

>>79151595
is it something she only sent you or was just on her fb and could still be there?

>>79151625
Sent on WhatsApp

>>79151569
Thanks babe. *huggles*

>>79151666
damn...did u send her a dick pic or something and she sent something in return?

Im actually jealous. you should dig up that usb

>>79151694
Nah just talked to her lol.

Eh I'm not home (I live in two cities) so wouldn't be home to dig it up for a couple of days

>>79151800

oh thats a shame. i guess u dont keep in contact much

I want to message her but it would seem weird since i havent talked to her in years.

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>when you get your asian qt to say "I love big white dick much more than little asian dick"

>>79151834
Why are you so obsessed with penises?

>>79151834
That's racist, anon. Please do not do this again.

>>79151834
tfw did this to 3 QTs as well
then I feel like a weird cunt after jerking off desu.

>>79151817
Nah we did kind of drift apart, she's pretty busy so was hard to keep in contact. I might talk to her see what's up.

Go talk nothing to lose

>>79151909
good luck man.

maybe youll get lucky

How can I convince a Euro qt to start a new life with me in the USA?

>>79152198
I'm always lucky ;) lost count of qts I got lewds from

>>79151834
That's weird bro. you know the chart was disproved
They have the same avg 5 inch dicks as us surprisingly

>>79147240

They got distracted by chads

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>chink girl messaged me about 4 weeks ago
>I naturally ignored her
>she has literally viewed my profile every day since

>>79152404
Just give her what she wants anon.

>>79152509
But she looks like a squat-faced frog.

>>79152519
lol, give profile and I will talk to her for bants, maybe she will leave you alone

>>79152519
That's even more reason to give her a pity dick pic.

>>79151834
t. Muhammad Fahrad

>>79152581
t. wang ching chong small dong

>>79152605
t. Chen Zhang with a cuckold fetish

>>79152581
>>79152605
>>79152621
Children, please play nice.

New

>>79152677
>>79152677

I'm fucking drunk and horny

here's an album of my dick: http://imgur.com/a/KZ5hz

I don't care who views it. Maybe one girl will, and tha'ts already hot