no surrender the pope's a bender edition
Think people who scorn religion are usually morally empty people
just finished breaking bad for the13th time, it's fucking amazing. The best tv show period. better than the wire and sopranos
>say my name
>you're heisenberg
>you're goddamn right
amazing, shivers down my spine everytime
>>79122900
>>79122937
good start to the thread
Acts 4:34-37
34 that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales 35 and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need.
>>79122938
Yeah how about that
*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
dont murder wow what a profound moral code
ah yes, runts
>>>/ck/9386768
rolling for bible passage
I still can't believe they're actually pushing for ulster scots to be a real meme
Like what the fuck
>>79123024
“‘If any of your fellow Israelites become poor and are unable to support themselves among you, help them as you would a foreigner and stranger, so they can continue to live among you. 36 Do not take interest or any profit from them, but fear your God, so that they may continue to live among you. 37 You must not lend them money at interest or sell them food at a profit. Say unto them "how is babby formed"
>>79122978
>>79123022
/ck/ is such a disgusting mix of actual amateur cooks and literal fast food shills
there's no middle ground it's fucking fascinating
runtoids the both of them still
>>79123029
its just to make the irish butthurt
single greatest moment in TV history
>somebody posts something stupid
>tell them its from reddit
>they ask me how i know its from reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok
>>79123029
No one cares about this medieval-tier squabble outside that blighted island
mcdonalds workers don't need a living wage because the people who do those jobs are young and live with their parents. it's only pocket money they need
>>79123060
i hope they get katy perry in the next one.. boobies hjehe
please take my bait im desperate for attention
>>79122900
>prefers a cult founded by a serial polygamist who murdered his ex-wives
Lmfao
>>79123207
Bippedi boopedi
need an orthodox wife
hahahahaahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>79123059
except we dont actually give a shit
sitting on my porch
>>79123266
haha what the fuck
>>79123060
fucking saddo deleted his twitter because everyone was slagging him after that
why is the thread so slow? im not normally on at this time usually at work, is there usually more posters than 12?
>>79123267
im irish you mong, im just saying what they believe
literally no one cares about sectarianism anymore the younger generation and teenagers are all smoking weed and drinking buckie together
>>79123271
looks comfy
>>79123260
>68 year old man wants to retire
how is this funny?
>>79123301
post anzu
at the opticians
homosexuals should kill themselves
>>79123271
foy
rate the haul lads
>>79123291
irish people don't say mong you west brit
>>79123322
google it.
>>79123328
shant
>>79123339
idiot manchild probably wears hoodies
>>79123340
conditioned due to /brit/ hardly a westbrit I live in Derry and my uncle was ra
crimewatch is like match of the day for black people
there is no such thing as gays and straights . everyone is bi. some people have yet to discover it
>>79123355
wtf is wrong with wearing a hoodie?
would probably push a button that would silence every irish/scot/whatever on the planet tbqh
nothing too harsh just incapacitate their ability to speak
Are there any jobs out there that are more attainable just because you have a degree?
Like, not specific jobs related to a degree like engineering, but just general jobs that are better than wage slave tier.
>>79123355
baited
>>79123378
this, what the fuck? what do you do when it rains?
>>79123385
cannae do that pal
>>79123378
means you arent a mature adult like me
I bet you don't even own a formal hat
>>79123385
OI MAYTE WHOY DO DE IRISH TALK SO FUNNAY??
>>79123386
kek, you paid £27,000 for a piece of paper mate
>amazon pantry
hm will be investigating this post haste
Imagine if the queen just never died.
When would people get suspicuous and start asking questions?
when she turned 120? 150?
>>79123401
can't but wish i could
>>79123386
arrogant redditspacing student BTFO
>>79123321
still see people like this who do this today
>>79123411
ALRI LAV NIPPING DOWN TO THE CHIPPER D'YA WANT ANY CHEEKY 'HIPS
>>79123386
management roles generally
>>79123411
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.
I have a gf, but my twink roommate makes me watch HunterxHunter in his room with him when we're bored.
runt
>>>/ck/9388380
>>79123021
Fucked up didn't ya?
there's no such thing as god and everyone who thinks there is is an idiot
>>79123498
gonna call him a runt
keep thinking energy drinks cause heart failure or something
this is a good tracking system. means you dont have to wait around all day.
Daily reminder that if you're out of track (or better yet in advance) you may as well end your life now. You'll never be remotely happy.
>>79123549
bald cunt LOL
>hes here
>>79123549
i'm not like you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-hampshire-41153292/gamer-leahloveschief-life-on-streaming-site-twitch
>Twenty-four-year-old @leahloveschief from Hampshire says she earns more than the average household income from playing games online and charging people to watch her.
thought this bald manlet said he was leaving /brit/? what a pathetic loser fucking lol
>>79123549
wheres the part where you go to thailand to nonce and be a creepy pervert?
>>79123588
he loves any sort of attention,pathetic cunt
>>79123549
>DUDE ARBITRARY NORMIE GOALS LMAO
only dumb oblivious normie twat- no, CUNTS would look at such an image and think HMM YES THIS IS HOW I SHOULD LIVE MY LIFE
>>79123271
>this porch is bigger than most british homes
top kek
did Lisicki actually get arrested for noncery
>>79123481
is he qt
Imagine posting on /brit/ fucking grim
>he's here
>190kg: barely gets any replies to his boring posts. regularly asks why no one likes him (and gets no responses). Still posts here every day.
>Alan: barely gets any replies and the ones he does get are just people ruthlessly mocking him. Regularly proclaims how shit /brit/ is. Still posts here every day.
doubt you can find more pathetic individuals.
>>79123600
That's what you're supposed to do at 50 once you bought a house, fucked 500 or so women and earn more than 40k.
Champions do it at 32.
>hes here
>>79123549
Aren't you in your 30s, without a wife and children? Do you even own a house?
>>79123636
The attention they get irl doesn't match their inflated egos so they come here to make up for it. But they're so pathetic that negative attention is good enough. Weird cunts really.
>>79123648
sorry mate we're not all nonces like yourself.
>>79123657
howling
>>79123549
>no uni on there
hmmmm
>>79123658
have you seen the room he stays in? looks like a cheapo bedsit lol
>>79123581
ah fuck off
shes not even that good looking
the absolute state
>>79123549
>the uneducated runt life
no thanks mate haha
post more alan, everytime i see his pics i burst into treats
>>79123581
sometimes I feel bad about myself, for not being what I could be if I worked more
but once in a while I get a reminder like this that at least I don't pay to watch girls play videogames.
>he's here
He's here.
>>79123706
are you a piñata?
Whitey at it again
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/05/four-alleged-members-neo-nazi-group-arrested-suspicion-planning/
>>79123716
haha jesus fucking christ the state of him. looks like a cancer patient.
fanny fart
>>79123720
>whitey
nah
just dumb people
This is my gf
say something nice about her
you arrive in London
http://store.steampowered.com/app/467960/Home_Behind/
>In Home Behind, you take on the role of a refugee cast out from your homeland by a band of rebels. Your home and the peace you enjoyed has been destroyed, and your family has disappeared. Can you survive the struggle, famine, and sickness to make it to the safety of Europe?
shall be playing this
Is it true Nassim is very liked on /brit/ ?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
I can't wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9KVw9MZ4-g
don't have any chest hair
ah yes let's post pictures of algerian that we have spent hours doctoring, in order to feel better about ourselves and our lateness on the track of happiness and fulfillment
how do i convince my straight roommate to watch hunterxhunter with me
whats the proceedure
>>79123804
funniest one yet, he looks ridiculous haha nice one anon
>>79123804
I don't think >>79123716 is doctored mate
thailad? never heard of him. oh! you mean NIGGERlad?
Ah yes the scots.
>>79123720
national action dindu nuffin
political policing by the uk
>he's here
>>79123755
>tfw recognise the website
>>79123804
whats wrong with your head?
alan would heem me if I'm honest
>>79123760
skeppy is in america doing coke though
>>79123803
I have enough for two :3
>>79123853
he's like 5'6. just step on him lol
>>79123804
>we have spent hours doctoring
Literally 30 seconds on paint.
Grains are literally the best thing ever, they're in everything!
hmmmm yes quite
>>79123885
alri marge
>>79123889
Gosh that's a rather large vagina she has there
business idea: fly 1000 planes into a hurricane from all direction and seed the atmosphere with anti hurricane stuff
>>79123804
Christ is that the sun perched on your head?
>>79123853
>The legendary irish honesty and regard for truth
If by "heem" you mean give you a brotherly hug, then yes <3
>>79123879
Sheep are ugly and disgusting animals and the welsh flag has the worst dragon i have every seen.
>>79123889
very puffy vulva
>hes here
>>79123889
but he has asiatic eyes
Just got called marge in /brit/
>>79123918
steady on bruce
>>79123928
you didn't mean to say 'but'
>>79123934
e,embarrassing
>>79123934
fuck off marge your hair looks like a cigarette that hasn't been flicked
>>79123755
>penis size: medium
>medium
no thanks
This scares the rorke
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u8LPD6W0PZw
>>79122937
Morally superior actually.
>>79123934
tell us what happened lad
>>79123889
SOURCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOURCE
anime
would love to suck a willy but don't want to be seen as gay so would only do it if there was a fanny right next to it
>>79123962
the fuck is this
Just woken up lol
>>79123968
He called me Marge!
>>79124000
>but don't want to be seen as gay
suck one when no one's looking
can't be seen as gay when you're not seen at all
who else takes their shirt off at festivals and clubs?
>>79124031
in /brit/?
>>79124044
In /brit/! Just showing my honest appreciation for the grains that form a bedrock for our society.
>>79124037
what about the guy whose dick it is
>>79124060
if you do it will enough, he'll close his eyes
>hes here
Protip : nassim has a French vpn. Don't be fooled by the samefagging.
>>79124060
blindfold or gloryhole
been sucking cocks for years now and still haven't become gay
got close a few times though
bigmouth strikes again
can safely say I'm not a crypto faggot who has urges to suck cocks
>>79124143
do u take ur shirt off in clubs tho?
>>79124059
wtf are you smoking?
fuck off
would not mind at all a willy
>How much depends whereabouts in China, but yeah. When I went people did look and even ask for pictures of me and this was Beijing and Hong Kong (but I think the people in HK were mainland tourists). My sister lives in some unheard of city and apparently men chase her down the street sometimes.
still howling at this post from last year
lol at the replies
>>>/ck/9388380
>>79124168
hmm not sure I like you
can u get perganate with precum?
haha they said a /brit/ word outside of /brit
heckin epic xDDD
>>79124216
permanganate?
algerian is a HELL of a lot better than 190kg
>>79124218
ah yes autistic people with no sense of humour
pomegranate
>>79124239
this
drink too much, eat too much
I have no arse and I must poo
>>79124218
sad little man
>>>/sci/9150264
ok, which of you did this
the time has come lads
>>79124271
you lad
it was you
>>79124296
umm..no sweaty xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQK13IAJi54
love this channel
>In a 2015 study from the University of Leipzig, researchers found firstborns tended to be slightly more intelligent than their younger siblings, who are in turn slightly more intelligent than their younger siblings.
>The study of 20,000 people also found the youngest are healthier and more likely to be gay.
so which one are you
new gimmick: post /brit/ outside of /brit/
>>79124325
do NOT
>>79124325
already been done
see: /cric/, /britfeel/, so on
>>79124332
>>79124333
wtf what fucking retard thought this was a good idea
>>79124346
Nassim. He is the heart of /int/ and rules with a benevolent hand over /brit/ and /fr/.
>>79124346
sounds pathetic and gay can't imagine spending your free time doing that
>>79124346
a cabal of shadowy puppet masters pulling the strings behind the scenes
>feel a bit like my eyes are getting worse
>call up my GP
>get an eye appointment scheduled for 3 days time
>turn up, get seen immediately
>friendly youg indian doctor banters me about my haircut and i banter him about his beard
>quick eye test with 4-5 high tech machines
>discover my left eye is 20/20 and my right is actually better than 20/20, causing the percieved imbalance
>say thank you
>walk out, all worries dispelled
>all 100% free
love free healthcare, i do
currently: running the inner-circle of /brit/
>>79124395
never understood why normingtons think 20/20 is the gold standard
drive me up the wall they do
>>79124346
I run the offical /brit/ going out crew and the offical /BRITneyspears/ fan club
>>79124377
>>79124346
>>79124324
im the midborn
and im the most intelligent, healthiest and gayest of my siblings
might be something in this tbqh
>>79124395
go fuxn urself eye normie
ANY FOUR-EYED FUCK IN MY THREAD?
>>79124437
is startpage broken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLHpXRjNU-w
5 hours of toil left lads
cant be arsed just want a zoot
>>79124395
>indian doctor
>>79124467
love black science man
>gotta love
FUCK OFF
ha ha
my optiticians signature looks like "pee pee" followed by a drawing of a willy
ha ha
>>79124467
hmm
>>79124500
doxxing you as we speak
>>79124467
???
>>79124500
unironically know this optomitrist and have dated the receptionist, don't worry tho lad i won't say who you are
>>79124500
A few years ago he was crapping indian streets and now he heals chavs in a muslim country.
>>79124563
nice
whens the next /brit/ meet, i missed the last one
>>79124581
don't think there's been one since the 2014 debacle
>>79124324
first born
>>79124591
bender
No surrender the thai king's a bender
>>79124571
>>79124484
hes one of the attractive metrosexual third/fourth generation indian lads who work out and have heavy stubble
not the fat mustachioed Proto-Indian doctor type
>>79123979
wouldnt mind escaping up her tunnel
The time is up for thots.
>>79124563
Didn't know there was a Welsh brothel in Wagga
can't imagine what form of deranged noncery thailad is up to at this very second
gives me the fear
>>79124324
I'm first born but gay and stupid
wish hippies never existed
>>79124612
I wouldn't let a brown person be my doctor. But that's my personal opinion, and I can chose my doctor anyway so I don't really care.
>>79124603
illiterate brainlet
>>79124638
reposting this on facebook
>>79124644
just testing you lad well done you passed
are we human
or are we dancer
England
>conquered the whole world
>shakespeare
>isaac newton
Ireland
>james joyce
>bastion of christianity during the dark ages
>guiness beer
Scotland
>adam smith
>dolly the sheep
Wales
>irrelevant shithole
>shag sheep
someone redpill me on the crypto crash
is this finally my time to buy?
>>79124663
t. the youngest of 9 children
>>79124676
trick question
Summer has well and truly fucked off
Here's to 6 months of darkness lads
>>79124677
Australia
>wrapped a piece of bread round a sausage
quite simply do not care
>>79124680
yes
>>79124677
tom jones
invented the longbow
was the backbone of the industrial revolution
>indian
>asian
>white
*all male of course*
Good to meet you doctor, I trust you completely!
>Latino
>Asian woman
I'll take your thoughts into consideration
>any other woman
I'd like a second opinion
>black
*leaves the room*
>>79124680
you need 3400£ just to get 1 bitcoin now
think I could do well as a criminal
>scotland
>wales
celtic shitheaps
>>79124677
wales only started doing worthwhile things after cardiff and swansea essentially became english cities
free bird just came on the radio lads
VERY tempted to leave the toil and go wherever the road takes me
>>79124722
the brainlet discrimination
the REAL process should be like this:
>upper class male
Good to meet you doctor, I trust you completely!
>middle class male
>upper class female
I'll take your thoughts into consideration
>middle class female
I'd like a second opinion
>lower class male or female
*leaves the room*
>>79124763
its a good song to lift to as well
AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAYAYAYAYAANGE
>>79124796
civic nationalist runt
>>79124751
>celtic shitheaps
Fuck off back to 'stan
>>79124722
>>asian
i assume you mean east asians not pakis or arabs
>>79124842
my teas gone gold i wonder why
>>79124871
smirking
AH HUH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
EVERY SPLIFF I ROLL, I ROLL IT BIG
AH HUH, SCREAMING THAT'S SKUNK
WHEN I ROLL UP THE BLUNT, THAT'S SKUNK
SEE ME IN YOUR TOWN WITH THE POUNDS OF THE HAZE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
IF YOU SMOKE THIS SHIT YOU'LL BE HIGH FOR DAYS
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
YEA WE SMOKING DIESEL, YEA WE SMOKING KUSH
I JUST SMOKED SOME SHIT I THINK THEY CALL IT GEORGE BUSH
IT GOT ME FEELING DUMB, GOT ME FEELING NUMB
I'M HIGH, HOW MUCH LOWER CAN THE CEILING COME
ABOVE THE CLOUDS, FLYING NEXT TO PLANES
I GOT SOUR, YOU GOT LEMON HAZE? LET'S EXCHANGE
MY MONEY LIKE MY WEED, YEA I MAKE IT GROW
I GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED, CALL ME TRADER JOE
I'M MAKING DOUGH SO I SMOKE THE FINER TREES
IT GOT ME SEEING DOUBLE SO I CALL IT SIAMESE
MY LIGHTER BROKE I NEED SOME FIRE PLEASE
I GOT THE MUNCHIES, LET ME GET A CHICKEN GYRO & SOME FRIES WITH CHEESE
AH HUH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
EVERY SPLIFF I ROLL, I ROLL IT BIG
AH HUH, SCREAMING THAT'S SKUNK
WHEN I ROLL UP THE BLUNT, THAT'S SKUNK
SEE ME IN YOUR TOWN WITH THE POUNDS OF THE HAZE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
IF YOU SMOKE THIS SHIT YOU'LL BE HIGH FOR DAYS
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
KRITIKAL'S THE NAME, KRT'S THE MONIKER
CATCH ME BLOWING ON SOME CHRONIC LIKE IT'S A HARMONICA
CHRIST-MAHANA-KWANZUKAH YOUR BOY HAS GOT THE GIFT
I NEED SOME DIESEL FUEL TO GIVE MY ROCKET SHIP A LIFT
SOME PEOPLE CALL IT PIFF, SOME PEOPLE CALL IT WEED
SOME PEOPLE CALL IT DANK, SOME PEOPLE JUST CALL IT TREES
SOME PEOPLE CALL IT BUD, SOME PEOPLE CALL IT SKUNK
SOME PEOPLE CALL IT, "SIR CAN YOU OPEN UP THE TRUNK?"
AH HUH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
EVERY SPLIFF I ROLL, I ROLL IT BIG
AH HUH, SCREAMING THAT'S SKUNK
WHEN I ROLL UP THE BLUNT, THAT'S SKUNK
SEE ME IN YOUR TOWN WITH THE POUNDS OF THE HAZE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
>>79124871
what?
>>79124871
>>79124886
>>79124842
don't get this exchange
>>79124900
>>79124907
Brainlets
>i enjoy faust
>>79124907
>>79124900
underage get out
>>79124900
push the door
got a funny joke for you guys.
first guy says "Fuck off back to 'stan"
the second guy responds "my tea has gone gold i wonder why"