/brit/

first for perfide albion

love nige
love pints
love engerland
hate curry

simple as

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What's this look called?

Love innie vaginas.

SEND THE BUGGERS BACK
SEND THE BUGGERS BACK
THESE ARENT THE ONES I WANTED SON
SO IM SENDING THEM STRAIGHT BACK

>>79121042
mr. worldwide

this is the one
this is the one
this
is
the
one
oh this is the one
this is the one
she's waited for

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>>79121042
What's this look called?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg

Where is the thread theme song lads?

>>79121080
chloe moretz core

nigel thornberry was a unitedstatesian psyop against the harmless english naturalist

>>79121094
https://youtu.be/89jbl0ZuaH4

HIE ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
HIT ME
HIT ME

>>79121142
HIT ME SLOWLY
HIT ME QUICK

Started wanking to really low-quality porn

>>79121094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkGvk1rQBI

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>i am the resurrection and i am the life
>i couldn't bring myself to hate you as i'd like

>>79121170
i still wank to my dad's playboy stash from the 70s

https://youtu.be/tyANFcnrM8I

>>79121193
cool

>>79121170
>full screen mode 144p porn
>imagination blows

cunt of a mood
have to go to the central coast for a week for work
girl who's having an affair with her bf to see me is fucked and i love her but i know it' gotta stop

over it

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssXAkg0bV6o

don't give a fuck. not a single solitary fuck

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwRScXqKoXY
Howdy, Britons.

why does every graham linehen show have a misanthropic irish bloke in it?

>>79121236
>girl who's having an affair with her bf to see me is fucked and i love her but i know it' gotta stop
done this. don't recommend it.

One of the main reasons I will miss the EU - it kept the Tories and their despotism in check.

The Tory Party thrives on low voter turnout, lack of free-speech and lack of education. Their success relies upon a biased media apparatus doing its best to mobilize an uninformed voter base who are interested enough to believe what the Tories SAY, but lazy enough to ignore what the Tories DO.

>>79121307
>redditspacing
>capitalisation
>fullstops
fuck off

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>The Australian man murmurs, "S-She'll be right, mate..." as he gets dragged into a second Vietnam

>>79121307
That's the downside to sovereignty: look who we handed it back to. Letting our government be solely responsible for the laws and rights in this country isn't necessarily a good idea. Having the EU keep them in check is very beneficial to us, despite what some people think.

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do you love SerpentZA?

>>79121288

why does a show written by a misanthropic irish bloke have a misanthropic irish bloke in it?

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Aussies were pretty good in 'Nam.

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504169770724.webm

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commies, what are your thoughts on real national-socialism not Hitler's version? I.e Strasserism?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strasserism

>>79121080
phonebook core
>>79121075
sally cinnamon is their best songs, about his love for heroin. stones on opiates is bliss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYsQcIMPOnQ

>>79121379
Virus.

>>79121370
based aussies

wish Ben Shapiro would debate that wanker Dawkins and slap him around for an hour or 3

>>79121370
>long tan

Considering their climate, it's not surprising they won.

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>/biz/ this week

NazBol tier

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reddit wins again

was always a fedora that thought jesus wasnt real but it turns out a lot of historians; greek and roman ones said he existed. not saying he performed miracles though

>>79121399
if that is a virus you are not a faggot

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hmmmm ah yes, what a surprise Drumpfpfpf won

reference for the uninitiated

>>79121446
what's wrong with jocks? I love england you're my favourite country

>>79121468
thoughts on real national socialism like strasserism?

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The frogs had a tough time in Indochina

why is it so ded

imagine being such a blindly contrarian runt you dont support gay marriage

mad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9dxkKriV0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A

if i never loved i never would have cried

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Fucking hate these wankers, actually sit on your plate laughing at you because your dinners shite

>>79121538
it's against my religion sorry mate, don't mean to offend anyone I just believe marriage is traditionally a religious thing. gays are fine though and I dislike people using the term "faggot"

>>79121538
I'm a devout Christian my fedora friend.

>>79121564
they tasted like plastic too

600mg codeine, 2 grams of gabepentin straight up the shitter

>>79121580
>>79121582
>2017
>believing in bronze age fairy tales
oh my dayzzzzz

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I've got this urge to drop tonnes of explosive ordnance on gooks in rice paddies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8F7LtzeQEE

don't

>>79121582
religious people are the edgy fedoras these days mate.

>>79121595
>2017
>being a bigot

>>79121615
not bigoted. just hold myself and others to a higher standard.

do

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>religious people are the edgy fedoras these days mate.

do not engage

>>79121628
hopefully

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jus oot tha post office n tha ask ma auntie if she had anae other id wae her n she went "av got this keying that says karen oan it"

>>79121643
they are. most people are non-believers. christcucks are on the way out.

>>79121609
my mum never bought them because we dont eat shit food in my family but I'd have them when i went around friends houses

>bigot definition
>a person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions.

okay, bigot. praying for you lad, said a little blessing for you, unironically

>32 leg
>too long

howling, guarantee they're at least a 34 waist

>>79121666
thanks. im sure thats the one prayer god will listen to. lol.

>>79121580
>>79121582
Marriage Act 2013
Section 1
>Makes same-sex marriage legal.
>Preserves the Canon law of the Church of England which states that marriage is between opposite-sex couples only.
>States that the common law duty on members of the clergy to solemnise marriages does not extend to same-sex marriages.

not seeing the conflict here
no christians are being forced to do anything, so i dont see why youd have a problem with non-christians not sticking to christian rules

if you want christianity to apply to EVERYONE in the uk no matter their religion, youre just as bad as a sharia mong

if i had a mental condition that led me to get my body hair burned off with lasers and pretend i don't have a willy i would probably want to go to the psychiatrist first

honestly could myself doing something incredibly genius in the next few years

just have to wait for it

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUIDE TO COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND

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did a huge poo in the bath then I started eating it and now my willy is really hard

Sad that the world was split in two for half a century all because of Stalin and the invention of nuclear weapons. Allies and friends on day suddenly found themselves to be hated enemies the next.

>>79121703
just a typical day as an irishman then

>>79121713
Churchill knew Stalin was bad news from day 1. He just realised Hitler was a more pressing issue.

>>79121693
pretty sure to qualify for NHS sex change you have to see a psychologist for at least a year

its just poley is dumb and selfmedding

>>79121658
they were literal GOAT for when you rant out of money.
smiley faces with chicken supernoodles is still my fav meal in the world
>>79121656
>they are. most people are non-believer
Nope 59.5% of people in the UK are christian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_Kingdom
>>79121683
I live in LondonDerry. Same-sex marriage is illegal here. Modern marriage was a christian tradition.

if a 34 leg is too long for you, you're a manlet and need to fuck off

>>79121696
>honestly could myself
did a stupid idiot dumbhead write this?

>>79121460
That one muslim dude that was on that Fox interview where he made an idiot of them talks about how the evidence for Jaysus being real is fairly good.

But yeah he wasn't the son of God, maybe a nephew or something (ebin Live at the Apollo level joke)

I met a Scouser in Aus that didn't believe Jesus existed, alright fair enouhg. He also didn't believe Muhammed existed. Wtf.

imagine legalising the slippery slope that is gay marriage

mad.

>>79121735
good lad

t. 32 leg jeans are literal ankle swingers on me

>>79121733
youre out of date, my fine feathered friend
didnt you see the news yesterday?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41150792

UK belongs to France

wear 28 leg

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>>79121733
out of date data pal

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/more-than-half-of-britons-have-no-religion-survey-reveals-a3626896.html

business idea : haplogroup R

not religious but still gonna get married in a church

>>79121772
bit late in the year to be wearing shorts mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C82G-lmsCI

by and large the best rod stewart song, he hasn't got many good ones

picked me up after a shitty day

>hurrr i hate gays because theyre all peverted and promiscious and full of STDS
>no i do NOT want to let gays marry into chaste monogamous long term relationships because i am a fucking mong durr

>>79121725
just imagine Hitler never broke his alliance with Stalin and betrayed him. the world would be half natsoc half commie
>>79121746
>e evidence for Jaysus being real is fairly good.
it is. historical data almost always relies on anecdotes, journals and memos
>>79121761
>>79121774
doesn't tell you the max statistics for christianity, 10 percent catholic, 15 percent anglican, scots are Presbyterian then there is methodist, lutherism and orthodoxy
I don't really care where I live everyone goes to church

applying for a bartender job and they want me to write a COVERING LETTER
what do they even expect me to say

>>79121785
we gave them chaste monogamous long term relationships, they were called civil partnerships

if you think the form then you'd hardly condone being gay by advocating the latter

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Why is this Australian so mild-mannered compared to the others?
Business idea: chemically sterilize all Australianons except for the nice ones

been reading about this 'God' character. Doesn't seem like a nice bloke really. Slavery, genocide, human sacrifice, corporal punishment. And people worship this tyrant? Bit weird 2bh. Im morally superior to that monster.

>>79121785
No one said this though you're just making shit up they only said they don't want them marry because it's against their religion. One anon even said he has no problem with gays and doesn't like using the term faggot

>>79121350
unironically yes, great channel

>>79121799
love pints
simple as

>>79121799
love pints
simple as

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>doesn't tell you the max statistics for christianity, 10 percent catholic, 15 percent anglican, scots are Presbyterian then there is methodist, lutherism and orthodoxy
>I don't really care where I live everyone goes to church
You think that even though 53% of people are nonreligious that it might still be possible for 59% of the population to be Christian?

good film?

>>79121812
>except for the nice ones
no such thing sweety x

Beard is growing out nicely, lads.
Cheers for the interest.

>>79121817
>Slavery, genocide, human sacrifice, corporal punishment
that's the Jewish God. called christianity because we follow the word of Christ. list me one passage where Jesus advocates for slavery, genocide, human sacrifice or corporal punishment

>>79121835
I dont expect intelligence from religious people 2bh.

>>79121808
theyre not quite legally identical though i think
theres some stuff like hospital visitng rights and tax gubbins that wasnt quite the same until proper marriage was introduced

>>79121828
>>79121832
waaheeeeey

Hate benders
need them all slashed

>>79121835
>that it might still be possible for 59% of the population to be Christian?
ah yes putting words in my mouth, I never said that
>>79121853
i'll pray for you to be kinder don't worry I forgive you <3

>>79121799
just copy and paste some shit off one of those CV template sites and edit it a bit to relate to the job in question

>>79121866
Rasheed

>>79121851
Well Jesus is also God (he said that)
Sooooo......anywhere God does it, I guess?

I'm culturally christian

>>79121857
Japan seems cool

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>>79121857
Pripara is airing soon, I will be sure to watch

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>I dont expect intelligence from religious people 2bh.
you don't expect intelligence from nikola tesla?
>>79121883
torah isn't scripture in Lutherism

>>79121891
how do you watch?
stream?

clogged the bog again, mums gonna go mental aha

>>79121903
>My mother taught me to seek all truth in the bible
so he was brainwashed. good one.

>>79121903
>liking nikola tesla
HellooOOOOOOooo reddit!

>>79121534
Little-known fact: when the artillery officer found that his artillery couldn't conduct counter-battery fire due to the Viet Minh having a reverse slope to cover them, he killed himself.

>During the first four months of the French occupation of the valley, Piroth's optimism appeared justified. However the Viet Minh made use of this quiet interlude to concentrate large quantities of artillery on the high ground dominating the French garrison by transporting the weapons along jungle pathways. Piroth's deployment of the outnumbered defending artillery proved inadequate to provide mutually supporting fire for the widely dispersed French strongpoints.

>The opening phases of the battle began with three days of heavy bombardment by the Viet Minh forces led by General Giap. The outmatched defending artillery was unable to adequately assist besieged French forces on two outlying hills, Gabrielle and Beatrice. Both these fortresses fell quickly to the Viet Minh. Piroth fell into heavy depression due to the failure of his artillery to support the defenders and to nullify the Viet Minh artillery before the battle began, as he had promised.

>On 15 March 1954, having circled the camp to apologize to various fellow officers, Piroth returned to his bunker and removed the pin from a grenade clutched to his chest, blowing himself up..

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>>79121884
same I admire it for bringing about civilisation to the west and the aesthetics but I would never, ever read the bible or go to church utter cringe for people that do that

>>79121908
torrent it after

>>79121933
>einstein
>christian
absolute retard spastic

>>79121950
didn't say that.
absolute illiterate spastic

name a more normie program than computer science

pro-tip: you cannot

is it weird to see a female gp for a willy-related issue?

wasnt that God is all same figure in christianity, islam, and judaism?

>>79121987
feel like I'd rather a female but would feel weird asking for it

I don't expect morals or empathy from non-religious people. Examples:
>>79121950

>>79121987
would be creepy if you asked specifically for a woman to touch your weewee

are you some kind of perv

*gets my kit out*

>>79121993
non-canon. they couldn't be islam contradicts christianity which contradicts judaism

>>79122007
>>79121995
Imagine asking a female doctor about a a willy issue and you get hard when you show her and it's awkward.
Now imagine the same thing happens but the doctor is male.

I'm gonna ask for a female doctor I think...

>>79121983
Arts
Business

kys

For the LOVE of god if you live in shared accommodation learn what a courtesy flush is, for those who cba reading :

>When you take a shit, IMMEDIATELY flush the toilet, instead of letting it fester and stink up the place

sick and tired and runts leaving a nasty shit to fester before flushing and stinking up the place

I wonder what type of kit he's referring to?

>>79122007
well obviously

>>79122046
please dont use the Lord's name in vain

>>79122044
maybe you should ask for a head doctor so they can find out why you can't stop fucking redditspacing, capitalising and fullstopping

>>79122017
That's not how it works - it's 3 different takes on the same God.

dont like you lads

your probably all posh bullies and dont like the common folk

>>79121987
lol back then when i was at school and we had a kind of penis checking day one of the junior classes rioted because the doctors were female. it was in a local hospital and they even broke some furniture

>>79122053
god isn't real and if he was he wouldn't give a fuck

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>>79122054
all that has been on 4chan longer than you have

>>79122054
sorry i shud type like this

shagged a yank bird in the york uni library yesterday

she was proper filth

>>79122068
baited

I WANT MY ANGLO BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW!

>phimosislad is going to the doctor
just realised this

Any BBC 4 podcast man in?

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woah

now why'd you wanna go put stars in their eyes?

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>That's not how it works - it's 3 different takes on the same God.

I 'redditspace' all of my posts and there's nothing you can do about it

>>79122100
i happen to have phimosis too but i'm not phimolad

phimosis is an epidemic among australian men

>>79122076
All expatriate women are whores

>>79122076
Shagged two yanks in the last year (after a 3 year dry spell) and they were both dirty as fuck in bed and all cute and shit not in bed. Kinda into Yank bitches now

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CREEPING UP INTO THE SSSSKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYY
STOPPING AT THE STOP AND THEN, STARTING DOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN

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>>79122076
>>79122128

tell me in what way is the name "allah" the same as the name "YHWH" (peace be upon him)

>>79122128
FUCK OFF BRITS!

meryl streep has always been rubbish, like all women

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>>79122139

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imajun mah showck when the person that hates reddit-spacing is the most reddit poster here

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I'm hopelessly ugly lads

how do you cope with it?

>>79122183
by not being ugly haha

>>79122183
drugs

>>79122183
try not to think about it

*rocks your body*

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>cute girl calls you ugly

woat feel

Is tea with milk but no sugars ideal?

dad's being a cunt

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any army man in?
>>79122198
mic check one two

>>79122139
It's my only story/two stories (except a weird drug deal situation in NZ) that I can be Jay-posted for telling but it kinda makes me happy to think I have a Jay story

>>79122225
yes

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don stepped outside

lads what it called when you have a sudden urge to throw your empty glass at the wall after consuming the liquid inside?

Like whenever I finish my drink I just think "I'd love to smash this glass off the wall right now" and have to nervously place it back down

haha

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witness the thickness

>>79122146
Arabic speaking Christians use the word for God (as opposed to god, that's a different word)

>>79122167
Quite the reference. Saving that for future use

>>79122247
autism

>>79122228
you are but a pawn the elites game

>>79122228
literally a piece of shit they cobbled together in 5 minutes with Word lol

>>79122183
im not, i get rated 9/10 on /soc/ and tinder
>>79122247
mania

bossman isnt replying
think hes been arrested

>>79122251
ugly bitch wouldnt shag

30 leg

>>79122251
Her knees are going past her toes. Shit form.

>>79122251
>60 kg

oh yeah wow

>>79122251
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP

>>79122183
there is so much ore to life than bints la

if you disagree just make some cash and you'll be shagging fitter birds than most other men

im moderately attractive but am quite shy, quiet and introverted. Plus i lack confidence with women. Also im a bit of a sperg at times.

results in a very lonely life haha (fucking kill me)

>>79122247
Being a black

watching zulu

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>>79122260
Okay you're right. Can we stop arguing it's autistic and it's making the friend uncomfy. <3

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there isnt enough cereal in ceral boxes

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on the train

Think I'm an alcoholic lads.

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Me and the lads

>>79122265
not really we fight for the queen, the government doesnt control the army. the queen does. government need her permission to use us and if the government gets too corrupt and tyrannical she is allowed to call on the army to overthrow them.
>>79122266
clearly not look at the bottom left can't do that in word.

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me on the right

is there any thing worse to be called than a creep?

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>>79122326
um, you're not buying the right cereal then sweetie x

>>79122337
me on the far left

>>79122327
fucking gipsy showing off with the stolen phone

>>79122359
getting your hands cut off

>>79122290
60kg is impressive mate. it took me three months to work myself up to 60kg
>>79122359
autistic

>>79122349
mate the queen has fuck all say in anything really. she's pretty much just a formality at this point. of the government tells her its good to go to war she'll sign off on it.

morning x

>>79122333
Buy a different bottle every time and pretend you're training your palate.
Not a drunkard, a connoisseur.

>>79122358
So the ugly one then

>>79122313
*puts your buddy on the cross and stabs him in the tummy*

*rapes that one woman from Bethany that put expensive shit on your buddy*

>>79122379
>>79122359
oops, I misread the question
yes, being called a paedo is worse

>>79122358
Is he drinking piss?

>>79122333
How many standard drinks a week are you having?

>>79122403
yeh. recycling all the tranny hormones

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Anyone live in or close to Cheadle?

6 armed jets just flew really low in formation over me followed by 3 military helicopters, bit scared lads

>>79122359
racist

>>79122385
but we're still technically serving her. and she vetoed a bill they tried to implement that would pass her powers to her. i don't care if im serving the elite anyway. Jews are God's chosen people and we should be doing everything we can to protect Israel
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/15/queen-veto-war-powers_n_2477422.html

Target has spotted the assets, move in go go go go!

just flew 6 armed jets and 3 military helicopters over some nigel's houses hahaha awesome

>>79122412
That's a lie.
On the internet.

Have some self respect mate

>>79122359
racist autistic paedo

am convinced i was audrey hepburn in my previous life

and then I said "Thats not a barmcake, thats my wife!"

>>79122399
*hires satan to kill your whole family to teach you lesson*

*heh nothen personel job*

>>79122434
>>>/r/eddit

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sue

what is the best Oasis song and why is it Songbird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KJgBkreAuw

so I says to mabel I says

Need an Aussie gf, or as they say in their language: a sheila

>>79122464
'once, simple as.

why is it so ded

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the gf...

>>79122488
look at this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

in the times before i was born, was i dead?

Any Catholic lads in?

I'm not religious but I'm going to start going to church and basically fake it till I make it

got a painful lump in my scrot
got cancer of the bollock by the looks of it

>>79122529
wish you were dead now

>>79122445
*laughs at your version of the Bible*

>>79122543
OI KEEP IT CIVIL

>>79122542
unlucky, mine are just fine

its been 5 days since i had The Argument with my sister

we havent exchanged a single word since then. I stay in my basement, and she stays in her room. Just had an awkward experience where I washed up some dishes and she walked in to start cooking, and we stood sidebyside for like 5 minutes without saying a single word or even looking at each other.

FFS.

gf showed me her fanny today

>>79122540
what the hell lad.

why do you want to go to church if you don't really feel like it?

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>>79122540
Don't go catholic. It's a cult and they're basically pagans. Priests are supposedly messengers of God when the Bible disallows that. They pray to Mary, idolatry
Presbyterian is the best

>>79122542
if you said
"got cancer of them old bollocks by the looks of it"
i think it would have made the post more amusing
bear this in mind for the repost

>>79122581
probably spent too much time on /pol/ and fancies himself a traditionalist

>>79122552
That's not on mate I thought we were being nice.

>>79122586
all religions are a cult

>>79122591
makes no sense at all

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work

wəːk/

noun

activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a result.

"he was tired after a day's work in the fields"

synonyms:labour,toil,exertion,effort,slog,drudgery,the sweat of one's brow

>>79122599
I don't browse /pol/. Wouldn't say I'm traditionalist either, I vote Labour.

>>79122609
Sorry lad....can you forgive a sinner?

>>79122581
Church is an institution that offers spiritual and moral advice, a sense of community, and adds structure to an unstructured life like mine

>>79122586
I was baptised Catholic, and all of my family on both sides are culturally Catholic. I want to practice the religion of my fathers

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>all religions are a cult

>>79122628
its just funnier wordplay
also dont answer back its very unbecoming

>>79122654
seems like you can achieve all that without praying to a fictional character.

>>79122654
>fathers
Your mums such a whore when she anointed the feet of Jesus and when the others decried her for wasting expensive ointment Jesus defended her.

Heh, that told him.

>>79122466
https://youtu.be/ecoRhlaL3S0

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>>79122586
Fish imagery is pretty common in the Bible

>>79122654
Sounds like you'd be better off in some sort of free church, but do whatever feels best for you lad.

>>79122745
>but do whatever feels best for you lad.
Not very christian of you mate

>>79122707
yeah well my bible doesn't have pictures, you literal child

>>79122652
Of-course, Brother.

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Only faggots hate religion
>muh free will
you are a nigger

>>79122691
Post-modernist thought has enabled me to conceive God in my own way- either my own perception of him, my own idea of what he represents, even an abstract being, force or idea that could represent God

It's not really the straight beliefs that interest me, more the lessons that can be learned, the community that can be shared, and the learning of accepting a higher being than I

Christianity is communist, Jesus was the first communist. Jesus is /ourguy/ comrades

>>79122771
Heh I'm not even repentant

>>79122786
>>79122654
You should unironically try freemasonry it sounds perfect for you

>>79122786
reads like the musings of a schizophrenic. give your head a wobble you fucking weirdo.

>>79122765
haven't actually read the Bible yet, just know about the fish symbolism

>>79122745
I'll have to see what works for me

>>79122806
Have a nice day, blessings on you. Sincerely

>>79122786
>the learning of accepting a higher being than I
five minutes locked in a room with me, mate
you'll learn alright

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*blocks your path*

I sexually Identify as an unoriginal joke. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of surfing reddit dropping shitposts and derailing actual conversation on 4chan. People say to me that this has been really going on for far too long and and it trivialises gender identity but I don’t care, I'm a massive asshole. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a mountain dew dispenser, a catheter and and a poop shoot on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Logical Gamer” and respect my right to freeze peach. If you can’t accept me you’re a god damn tumblirina sjw cultural marxist liberal and you triggered lol?. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>79122765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichthys

>>79122786
>and the learning of accepting a higher being than I
wont happen though. you'll still be a clueless as everyone else.

>>79122797
it really is
Acts 4:34-37
34 that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales 35 and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need.

>>79122815
kek maybe. I'll start with church first though

>>79122821
I just find secularism hollow and nihilistic at this point tbqh. I'm bored of the abyss of nothingness. I just want some metaphysical purpose and meaning in my life.

>>79122846
you're so unfunny it hurts shitizen

>>79122900
>>79122900
>>79122900

just finished breaking bad for 13th time, it's fucking amazing. The best tv show period.
>say my name
>you're heisenberg
>you're goddamn right
amazing