/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>79119720
Wtf?!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE NEW THREAD!!!!

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Should've used the real Tay desu

>>79119776
Hence the word preemptive

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>>79119776
How about no, though?

79119776
get fucked autism boy
now I can die in my sleep peacefully, thank you based canadian

>>79119800
Fucking idiot, it's supposed to be in 310 posts. Janny ain't gonna be happy, you hear me?!?!

>>79119812
>>79119820
You shut up or i'll have the janny arrest you to

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>>79119789
Arr rook same

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sometimes i wish i woke up inside of the body of a girl

yeah

morning sex must be great

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You fucking dicks

>>79119876
>morning sex must be great
What did he mean by this?

>>79119896
Seems pretty clear.
Morning sex is comfy af.

>>79119896
can't you fucking read you dungus

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>>79119920
You mean you didn't see that the first split second?

>>79119920
She looks hyper asian in the first image, and quite/very asian in the second.

>>79119978
Bitch

>>79119776
I thought you fucked off for the day

>>79119920
>deleting your post out of shame
Silly Mexican, we all saw it.

>>79120014
Gonna go to sleep out of shame, desu.

I bet Cara finally caught a ban for avatar fagging

>>79120006
You can't always get what you want.

>>79120030
We forgive you, indiobro.

>>79120033
Cara already posted before >>79117089
He's probably just not posting as much.

In my defense, though, when I first saw her I just scrolling through YouTube and saw the thumbnail so it's not like it was a big image like in the OP or anything

>>79120061
Nigga, you blind?

>>79120054
that says "cara x" though, and I don't think thats something he'd say

>>79120053
Thanks :3
>>79120067
Rude

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Fucking shit, buds.
Could really go for a burger rn.

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>>79120071
He switched names, probably because of the lack of attention.

>>79120131
>jealousy.thepost

>>79120131
if he wanted attention, he'd be posting more

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Apparently Cara's fan club is ITT

>>79120033
he gets banned all the time. evades it every time

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Still drunk and you've done nothing to amuse me. Try again.

>>79120006
I thought you fucked off to?!

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>>79120207
*gives you a flag*

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>>79120219
*gives you a säätö sauli meme*

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>angry poo anon from the other day has a new Caribbean flag

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh............

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7dzbeqsUk

here we go

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She was murdered.

>>79119720

I'm pretty certain that Taylor Swift is out of her goddamn mind which causes me to lose the attraction.

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>>79120309

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>>79120333
>trip tres of truth

>>79120333
Murdered by black mold and all that heroin she injected

>>79120348
>woman
>attractive
>out of her mind
>news
Anon...

>>79120378
Sure thing, ZOG.

i hate waiting. when are we finally starting the war?

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>>79120433
this. just fucking end this misery of mine with a fuckin NUKE!

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>he thinks russia would waste a nuke on mexico

>>79120433
you already did when you got your candidate elected POTUS

>>79120433
March 3rd 2018 1300 hours

>>79120453
Drumfpthkins BTFO

>>79120348
TayTay has always been out of her mind, that's why we love her

>>79120471
why that date and time specifically?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGYCiriTLeE

6:05

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>>79120503
You'll find out

Bomb Iran! We must defend Israel

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>>79120482
Amen.

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who else here has shitty hair

shitty as in you can't just style it in any possible way to make it look good

wrecks my nerves seeing these guys with beautiful straight hair

re

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>>79120548
Old news brainlet, the greatest threat is back to being North Korea again.

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>>79120578
My hair has been described as "Slavic", I can't imagine that's a good thing.

>>79120591
This.
Iran is nothing compared to best korea.
They should duke it out to determine Top Bad Guy #1.
(though the real bad guy is saud, as we all know)

started smoking a few days ago

not sure i'm liking doing it so far

1. you smell like shit after lighting the first cigarette
2. cancer
3. you smell like shit

probably gonna drop it

>>79120681
The only benefit of smoking is the social aspect

https://mega.nz/#!QJ1UxR5Y!K_b_TLg8Mnkb25s-vm9PSlfmxNIlCIX6ceSJY5wwmsU

>>79120681
Jesus christ, anonimo, I love smoking and tell you, stop now.
Never go back.

Canada sucks the foods so expensive

>>79120726
Are you an American?

>>79120726
>news

>>79120706
how'd u know that was me bud

>>79120735
No

>>79120772
>just realizing food isn't cheap here now
Was today your first day away from home at University?

>>79120691
tru

>>79120793
No, I just didn't realize it

>>79120760
Red man loves his tobacco.
t. adopted uncle is native and have been on a rez many times.
First time was a guess.

Really though, don't start. It's finally starting to feel shitty despite the amount of cardio in my routine
Plus money wasted on whitening strips and cigs and shit

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>>79121084

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>>79121084

goodnight doggy

Wake up you stupid dumb ugly sons of bitches

I SAID WAKE UP

holy fuck I'm actually about to die in this hurricane

>>79122227
I can't make the hurricane disappear if you say "dane is a good poster"

>>79122258
*can

rip

I have awoken

I'm 20 mins early for work and I have no privacy for a quick fap.

thought a girl on the train was trying to touch my peen today
kept feeling a tugging on my pant leg and she kept looking up at me but in non descript way

did i get sexually harassed or what

I hate the midwest so fucking much
why do yuros and other cunts obsess with it so much

>>79122227
I've slept through countless hurricanes
Hibernation mode is real. I slept 20 hours once.

>>79120691
>social aspect
>no one wants to stand too close to you
>you interrupt conversations constantly to go have ciggy
>benefit
wdhmbt?

>>79125662
talking to other smokers

>>79125517
haters gonna hate

>>79125716
there's nothing of cultural, economical, or natural significance in the midwest and amounts to essentially nothing but a washed up, boring hellhole with nothing but suburbs, strip malls, and cornfields for miles
t. hoosierfag

>>79125704
nothing special about them

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>>79125716
6:40am and I'm already in school

Why do I arrive so early

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Whoops, didn't mean to quote

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>>79125807
Yeah but we're white

>>79125920
being white doesn't mean shit if it's a lifeless hellhole with an identity crisis

>>79125827
>>79125866
no friends?

>>79125968
t. Nonwhite

>>79126120
depends, are slavs white?

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>>79125975
A few

People are starting to arrive

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おはよう、今日はどうしてる?
ああ、兄。
あなたのズボンからこぼれるのは何ですか?
真剣ですか?
あなたは私を冗談にする必要があります。
さて、そこにいてください。
私は私の牛を食べさせています。

>>79126426
filtered

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>>79126137
No

>>79126426
ありがとう

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Got a qt jap fob's number brehs. How do I impress her with my knowledge of Japan?

>>79127053
Tell her you're an Asian surpremacist

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Ourguy

>>79125662
lol
Spoken like a true virgin.

>>79127053
Subtly show you know a little japanese language and/or culture.
Don't go full davido.
Or maybe do - only ever smashed and dashed.
Just bee yourself desu.

Imagine being attracted to Oriental women

79127446
The boring guy with the shitty dog stop talking to you or what

tfw no asian gf

>>79127937
>not wanting to sample as many flavors this world has to offer as possible
Are you that same virgin?

I unironically enjoy Yung Lean

>tfw no canuck gf

>>79128107
Are you unironically a time traveler?
Shit's pretty wild rn (right now).

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Fuck off, "" dane "" poster.
Bring back lettland on your way out.

>>79119876
But morning sex is also possible for men.

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time to study 日本語

>>79128119
Still no Canadian grills in your city/town?

>>79128035
>He's a race mixing degenerate
Disgusting

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>>79128385
Na klar.
Kein Kaffee noch?
>>79128476
>implying I would impregnate one
You both are like babies.

>>79128595
It's still Gross

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>>79128615
>t. same virgin, mad that I caught him

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i see this s*bforum hasnt changed one bit

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Oh, look.
An errant leaf.
No worries, buds.
I'm on the case.

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>>79128756
WHY DID YOU POSTED THAT??????

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How do you communicate in Japanese with friends? (Choose all that apply) *
speaking
listening
reading
writing
none of the above

>tfw no friends

>>79128663
I am virgin and proud

>>79128433
no canucks here in dk

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>>79128842
ooooo i wouldnt do that if i were you

>>79128107
I almost exclusively listen to bladee and the rest of drain gang

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a back molar is cracked and loose

don't have dental because i never had problems before

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>>79129056
dummy americans haha

>>79129026
I specifically said
>errant
I don't rake leaves that belong here.

>>79129056
Jesus, anon.
Just stop sweets entirely.
Soda, wasn't it?

Watched an Asian girl bump into a black girl and the black girl dropped her phone in-between the crack of the platform and the train

Race riot when

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>>79129056
Get things done the old fashioned way.

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>>79129125
you're right
my apologies anon

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>>79129217
Cheers, bud.

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>#NationalCheesePizzaDay

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I ENROLLED FOR MY JAPANESE TEST!
(‾́ ◡ ‾́ ) (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ (b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ
(๑˘︶˘๑) ( ˙꒳˙ ) (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) °˖◝(0▿0)◜˖°

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my moms surgeon called and said her surgery went perfectly

>>79129176
Soon

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>>79129493
Congrats, buddy! Many happys to you.

>>79129632
thanks friend

>>79127053
invite her over to your house,
make a perfect bowl of miso soup
then give her a foot massage with your mouth

Oh my god I'm so fucking sick, and I still have like 6 more hours of this shit
God kill me

>>79129493
>>79129742
you're welcome, i did a pretty good job in the surgery

>>79129942
Probably shouldn't joke around about this, dude. It's serious.

>>79130016
sorry.....

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>>79129942

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>>79130058
>Danes aren't even welcome in demark
>Being called Danish is an insult in Denmark

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>>79130037
Yeah, I'll bet you are.

after irma destroys florida no one will remember tejas

>>79130058
>>79130095
>>79130113
i'm sorry....... stop bullying me.

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im back from work you guys

Fuck lads woke up late and missed my first class, what up?

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>>79130153
NO FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER LEAVE OUR GENERAL AND NEVER COME BACK

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>>79130153
Sorry. It was just bantz, friend.

>>79130208
NOT BULLY DANE

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>>79130208
>>79130258

>>79130275
What kino is this?

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>>79130275
Y-You're coming back, right? Right?

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>>79130334
iron giant

could easily beat up denmark anytime I wanted

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>>79130352
love you.

Asia is 1000x better than europe tee bee eych

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>>79130485
bring it, bring it bitch

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>>79130486
Haha, nice!

you're not worth my time runt

Learning all about Medicaid for my senior project. Obama fucked everything up tb H

Y'all mind if I dissociate?

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>>79130646
no

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poor mexican students

>>79130640
Medicaid is great eat my shit you faggot fucker

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>>79130748
what happened now?

>>79130753
Yea but not when it's changed to cater to poor families with 4-6 kids. Used to be a program that helped truly disadvantaged people and now it only helps poor people that can't stop popping out babies like, plus doctors get paid way less for Medicaid visits

>>79130826
so what do you expect to happen to the 4-6 kids now that they don't have healthcare?

grow up to be upstanding productive citizens?

>>79130883
non-whites should be forced to be sterilized after their 2nd child

>>79130883
I expect their parents to not have 4-6 kids they can't afford. Paying for other people's bad choices doesn't teach them to stop making bad choices.

It's like giving the homeless guy a buck every week. Sure it makes you feel good knowing that he can buy a coffee, but you're just prolonging a problem that shouldn't be there in the first place.

>>79130952
it's too late you can't put the kids back inside and pretend they never happened. and now you have 4-6 poor dumb fuck kids who will learn from their poor dumb fuck parents and have kids too.

your expectations are pointless because poor people who have children that can't take care of don't give a shit about what you expect. that's the problem. you can't just expect people to stop being stupid, that's impossible. the best you can do is contain their stupidity and stop it from spreading. to do that you need to educate the 4-6 kids that popped out and turn them into productive citizens instead of punishing them for their parents fuckups.

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How new are you fags?
He's not danish.

>>79131089
Exactly, it's too late. It should be too late to help those types of people. I don't think society should be held back by the lowest denominators. But it's still important to give them access to tools for upward mobility, like the internet where people can learn about literally anything.

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>>79130883
I really enjoyed your reddit-spacing - so much easier to read.
(Subtext: rake yourself, underage, newfag leaf)

>>79131158
Yeah, I think we all know that. We just call him Dane 'cause that's the best name we have right now. There's also a real Dane that drops in every now and then too.

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>florida Hurricane.

sink that whole place into the sea.

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>"email me back so we can set up an interview"
>do it
>no response

Welp guess this means no tax reform.

As I said USELESS.

>>79131415
t. Boomer

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just told a guy to email me when he wants an interview..
never opened his email

>>79131331
Don't make me tap the sign.

>>79131415
No. This is how the Republicans pass tax reform. They can't stop DACA from passing at the next possible opportunity because it's so popular and it's probably the best middle ground you'll be able to get between full amnesty and full deportation. You attach tax reform to it, and get the best of both worlds.

If they are smart they will capitalize

>>79131415
t. Sucker

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>>79131460
I'll reply to whoever I jolly well want to, you limey.

>>79131474
keep hoping bud

>>79131474
i dont think support for daca is actually that strong

the people who are citizens here since birth will turn on them as the news coverage continues to show whining illegal babbies crying about being in America illegally and wanting to stay

anyone who immigrates leagally ought to feel absolutely sick at them for gaming the system
no free passes

>>79131292

and what do you think will happen to these people? they just quietly die off without effecting the people around them? you literally can't kill them and they spread their stupidity around them by having kids. your government has to support them with social security and other welfare programs that are ingrained into your government. you aren't getting rid of them.


not doing anything to contain them or at least give their children a chance doesn't solve the problem, it's just ignoring it and hoping that all of them will somehow kill themselves in the future while not creating replacements for themselves in the meantime.

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>>79131517
>limey
lolwut

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>>79131603
You. Limey.

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honestly can't express how happy I am that everything ended up okay with my moms surgery. life has been punching me in the dick for so long I'm going to enjoy these 5 minutes of not feeling like the sky is falling

>>79131517
>whoever
>not whomever
>accusation of lime
Weak bait, even for a pea-soup-eater.

>>79131565
Its gonna cost billions of dollars to deport all of them. 9 I heard.

Texas got hit hard and florida is next.

Congress doens't have the luxury to throw around money when the goal of tax reform is lowering taxes.

I feel like this would have been the greatest chance to get tax reform passed

I am the most woke itt

>>79131635
lolk, chang.

>>79131755
How woke are ya?

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>>79131738

Or maybe you could just pay taxes.

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.........*stares at you*........

>>79131738
If this has to go through Congress by March it seems tax reform had zero chance now

Give it up.

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>>79131714
'Whoever' is grammatically accurate and my accusation is legitimate.

>>79131759
Sounds like something a limey would say.

>>79131738
Fuck back off to r/4chan/ with your spacing

>>79131568
>and what do you think will happen to these people? they just quietly die off
Actually yeah. Not like eugenics or anything but stop fucking giving them government subsidies. They can't feed their 4-6 kids if they actually have to pay for the stuff they have. The biggest populations of Medicaid users and providers are all inside large cities. Most of those same cities have their own programs to help pay for bills, housing and food for the same demographics covered under Medicaid.

It's one thing to make social nets that help people when they're down on their luck but it's another thing entirely to set up a massive network of different subsidy programs that completely pay for everything for large families riding the poverty line.

Hello

guys

how

are

you?

>>79131912
Good.


How about you?

>>79131774
like, a lot

>>79131864
>whoever is grammatically accurate
>accusation is legitimate
I don't think this is you, anonimo, unless you're on the firewater.
Chang, go home!

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I dont like this conscription thing

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>>79131713
Happy for you, bud. Have a random image from my phone folder

>>79132042
rolling to see which cow i am

>>79132042
specialist pplz

>>79131879
well, good luck with that, i'm sure this vicious cycle of poverty, crime and children will fix itself in America by doing nothing, i mean it's working out so well for you now right?

>>79132136
>>79132042
ugh, i'm a fucking healslut

lots of stuff going on today buds

>live in miami
>not evacuating
who /devilish/ here

>>79132474
Hopefully you die

>>79132474
youre going to lose everything bud

Well I guess half the municipality of Salem is going to disappear one way or another pretty soon

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>>79132474
looking forward to attending my first and probably last hurricane party

>>79132494
>>79132498
pussies

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love me some big ol tiddies

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Be it motel six to vogue vino trash
Local Comcast to shit Vevo ads
From upper mid to been repossessed
Face down, trash begets trash
We know trash, we know clean don’t last
Never last when we load trash
We upload trash
Face down, trash begets trash

[Verse 3]
This side of my machete
Fall out mercury confetti
Ebony skies, I died already
Liquor store counting pennies
I’m in motion, do you savvy?
I exhume ‘cause it relax me
Watch you think ‘bout that? Don’t fight it
Smell me though, fucker quiet

>>79132582
>category 5 hurricane is nothing
>3 inches of snow is a death sentence
https://youtu.be/lqfExHpvLRY

stay safe bub

>sore on lip

Wow, great. Have not even fucked or kissed a girl and still managed to get herpes. Might as well kms.

>>79132474
>Irma is now one of the strongest hurricanes ever recorded in the Atlantic

Don't be an idiot

>>79132793
over half the planet has herpes

>tfw finally got a gf

>>79132793
how do you even know is herpes? is it not a zit?

>>79132878
*steals your gf*

>>79132962
Sorry I don't think she likes Canadians

>>79132843

Still feels shitty, all i can hope for is that it is not a bad strain. Probably got it from my parents or some dirty glass idk.

>>79132923

It doesn't look like a zit or feel like one. It started out feeling like one but it looks different. Could be one really, but it is in the generic spot for herpes too.

>>79132997
well good thing i'm not

>>79133031
do you smoke?

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My sister is turning into quite the young woman. So proud of her.

shut the frick up denmark holy crap

>>79133094
Gonna jerk off to your sister

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>>79133105
Pls don't be mean to Dane.

>>79133083

I do not smoke or drink.

>>79133159
You sound like a blast at parties

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>>79133151

>>79133212
dumb cat girl poster

>>79133194

I never said i would not drink at a party, i am not totally against alcohol. Just do not drink it on the reg.

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genocide discord users (*≧ω≦*)

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>>79133212
...Pls.

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>>79133094
>wh*te women

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>>79133309
get in my way and youll get it too

>>79133386
how did a cat carry a little rifle up there?

>"parties" with drinking and smoking
degenerate

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>>79119720
I hereby banish the slattern depicted in OP's picture.
BE GONE SLATT

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>degenerate

>>79133502
That guy looks so much better with a beard. His face is weirdly effeminate without one if that makes any sense.

>>79133540
Drinking and smoking is bad, Dane. Do you want to be called bad? Is that what you want?

>>79133498
yeah fuck those
i only go to parties with drinking and NO smoking

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>>79133414
hes very well trained in the art of killing

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>>79133594
>Do you want to be called bad? Is that what you want?
n-n-no.....

can't believe the dane is bad
very sad
poor lad

>>79133670
Then be a good boi and abstain. Drinking is probably okay in moderation tho.

Irma keeps moving west
I might need to leave

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
And then you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!"

PAY FEES. REMOVE DANES.

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FRICK

OFF

DANE

>>79133953
ANGLO PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

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once you have paid him the Danegeld/ You never get rid of the Dane

dorly dorly dane

pay dane(You)

>>79134123
>>79134165
*pays 1 danegeld*
HAHA, NOW YOU'RE HERE FOREVER

*evacuates /cum/*

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is the rest of the world even trying

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looks like I have to go buds, hurricane dane is threatening my home

looks like I need to get out of Florida

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when will whites stop oppressing black people

Wish I served in Nam and got a chance to shoot gooks 2bh

>>79134347
the day after they blacks finish killing each other

>>79134228
BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH BEE DOUGH

Business idea: Move to the Pacific Northwest after the entire west coast of North America gets obliterated by North Korean nukes, and rebuild it as a British-ruled left-libertarian utopia.

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>>79134347

>>79134347
kek

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>>79134412
>left-libertarian
You had me until this

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>>79134412
as long as you hold back the cal*Ifornian hordes

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>>79134240

>>79134412
only if the east coast is a britishruledrightfascist utopia

hi /cum/

AFAIK, international labor day is May 1st.

How come "Labor day weekend" is in September in the USA ?
Last weekend was a normal weekend here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgyb8dH5vFQ&feature=youtu.be&t=5m5s

What the fuck, this is actually a thing? If I paid thousands of dollars to go to uni and then some fucking cunt kids went and "protested" in my classes I would legitimately be fighting some people right fucking there. What the fuck is wrong with these spoiled pieces of shit

>>79134677
>>79134677
>>79134677

Wtf do I do with a 5 hour gap in-between lab and class

>>79134631
calm down hot shot, no one is questioning your masculinity.
i'm sure you could beat up a crowd of "spoiled shits"
why don't you go to one of these universities and try it?

>>79134742
Because they aren't wasting my money, if they genuinely wasted thousands of my dollars because their parents never taught them how the world works I would lose it on them.

>>79134799
>paying for college
no, john. YOU are wasting your money

>>79134837
I'm not in college though, I have my own business with zero debt.

google the word "if"

>>79134551
well, I found the answer...
I was really puzzled because Labour Day on May the 1st is actually inspired by the labor history of the USA...
But still, everyone commemorates on May 1st, but not the usa or canada.

>In the late 19th century, May Day was chosen as the date for International Workers' Day by the Socialists and Communists of the Second International to commemorate the Haymarket affair in Chicago.[2] International Workers' Day may also be referred to as "May Day", but it is a different celebration from the traditional May Day.

>>79134909
>>79134909
>>79134909
>>79134909
>>79134909
>>79134909

>>79134885
Also, how come "May Day" means SOS ?

305

>>79134462
Literally the patrician ideology desu. It would be an ethnostate too, Europeans and Native Americans only.

>>79134469
Kim will deal with them

>>79134490
That can be arranged

DOUBLE JANNY'D

get fucking RAILED denmark

>>79134981
>natives
what the fucc

>>79135057
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>>79135057
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