/brit/

>>79117493
brits are gay LMAO

how we can do planchit withot using luigi board?

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where is the Icelandic poster

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how do i find british gf on 4chan?

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/brit/'s autism is more than likely caused by /brit/ having white mothers who waited until they were in their mid 30s to have children. The older a woman is, the more likely her child is to have a disorders like Autism Spectrum Disorders and Down Syndrome. Not only that, but I am also willing to bet that their mothers did not breastfeed and instead gave them formula or cow's milk. It's also likely that she spent little to no time with them while they were growing up and instead gave them to a nanny. This is why white men are in the pitiful state they are today. It's because their mothers don't want to raise strong, successful white men. They are the fifth column of the Jews and want to destroy white men. They want to turn them into feminine "men" to help them destroy the western way of life.

>>79117523
I turned my proxy off

>>79117523
permabanned for nonce

used to hate democracy and want government by social democratic styled technocrats

after reading non-socdem economists decrying the disadvantages of democracy and how the stupid uneducated voters just don't know what's best for them like their benevolent new neoclassical synthesis overlords, i think i'm slowly being brought back into the democratic fold. The populace must be manipulated, not dictated.

dentist at 11am, do I stay up all night watching The Pacific and play the luigi board after, then pick up my precription at 9 and get high or sleep for 5 hours?

>>79117534
mum was 40
honestly having a ponder whether that has anything to do with my otherworldly assburgers

>>79117493
Congrats on the new baby Britain!

>>79117543
Recently got into Strasserism. Real National Socialism is great

>>79117561
More than likely.
https://www.autismspeaks.org/science/science-news/why-autism-risk-rises-mom%E2%80%99s-age-study-may-shed-light
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/autism-maternal-age/

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>79117543
>The populace must be manipulated, not dictated.
the population needs to be educated and uplifted
>>79117571
national socialism and then a thaw, led by a visionary man that equips the country to maintain his ideals

>>79117543
the answer is heavy restriction on franchisement

>yfw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlet

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>>79117607
cool

How's my get rich quick scheme lads?
>buy tulips in bulk
>sell at farmers and say they are organic vegan fed bulbs imported from africa to raise money for the homeless veterans

HOW DO I GET A GF FROM BRITAIN ON FOURCHAN

i'm enjoying the death of SJW leftism lads
trump saved us from their imperial dogma

>>79117555
get a job

>>79117639
>girls
>4chan
wake up kid

>>79117561
Mine was in her late 30's. Women should be forcibly sterilized at 16.

>>79117654
But tumblr is too hard to use

>>79117650
Im on disability benefit for schizophrenia, aspergers and denationalisation. lost my job for psychotic outbreak

>>79117671
>denationalisation
wtf I did NOT write that
depersonalisation

>>79117671
you're probably not getting enough water and exercise

>>79117671
>denationalisation
get well soon x

It's late, lads.
I hope you're all comfy, but I'm off to sleep.

got an e-gf on another imageboard so you wouldn't know her

L4>>> /brit/ female friend @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

>>79117691
I drink 2l a day, I'm also a powerlifter. Schizophrenia can't be cured with meme self-help

>>79117696
Just got in bed too :3

Might do a little reading before turning off the lights

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>I have schizophrenia

>>79117723
You mentioned getting high. Do you still smoke weed despite your schizophrenia? Are you that stupid?

think tim was watching waynes world today

>>79117741
fuck off tool

Lifes nothing but a larping

Schizophrenia does not exist and doctors that try to get you diagnosed with it only want to do it for money by getting you addicted to big pharma's fat cock.
Stop visiting psychologists or psychiatrists. They're nothing but crooks and flim-flam mans.

>>79117723
how heavy do the voices tell you to lift?

>>79117769
Chortled

any rich piana man in?

>>79117746
I didn't mean abusing. I mean my prescriptions get me high when I take them.
I don't smoke weed or take illegal drugs.
>>79117769
Unironically had voices calling me a pussy when I failed to do 20 pull-ups

why does he posts cara in /lat/
>>79117799

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>I don't smoke weed or take illegal drugs.

>>79117766
So the voices I hear, the delusions I have and the hallucinations I see aren't a mental-illness.
insightful. hope you get schizophrenia, it isn't a meme illness. I've been applying for assisted suicide in Switzerland

Stop taking prescription drugs it's bad for you

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>>79117800
are you in England, Scotland, n.i.? must be nice

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ti's started raining lads, very hard too

*takes benzo*

>>79117823
You have a weak mind. You should do more tai chi to strengthen it.
Stop talking to psychiatrists because they're evil and greedy.

dumb frogposter

>>79117817
Don't need to. I get the finest pharms for free. Valium, temazepam, ambien, lyrica...
>>79117826
I'd go insane
>>79117828
Scotland. Not really but getting 700 odd quid a month is okay I guess.
I have 7k in my bank

Is Tim a schizo

>>79117845
>I'd go insane
stop being weak then and do tai chi.

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>>79117845
you've got it made. I hope things turn out well for you

>>79117842
>>79117855
You're retarded.
I do tantric meditation and practice yoga and mindfulness.
Nothing but psychiatric drugs will stop the hallucinations. I have over-active dopamine. Tai-chi isn't going to stop the voices you moron
>>79117856
Cheers mate same to you

>>79117845
>I have 7k in my bank
don't they cut you off if you have over 6k savings?

>>79117845
>lyrica

whoa mate really jealous of that one

>>79117862
Maybe see a priest if tai chi doesn't work then or burn some sage.

>>79117866
Not that I know off.
>>79117869
It's my fav 2bh, really good for depression and anxiety
>>79117875
Lol. I go to church every sunday. Priests are pagan cunts

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>>79117862
slainte

>>79117534
my mum was like 23 when I was born and a stay at home mum

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I just finished setting up my rig. Got 2 a smoking hot pentium 120 with 2, yes you saw that right, diamond monster 3d2 cards with 8 megs of fast EDO ram each. Whats the best coin to mine with this beast?

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maybe if women would stop being shit at politics

>>79117883
it also eliminates all energy and your sex drive. i couldnt get off it quick enough.

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>>79117906
>Brocialism

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>>79117900
Beannachdan
>>79117913
Not for me, gives me a massive sex drive and energy. Trying to get off it though cause it causes balding

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WTF i love jeremy corbyn even more

wew lads aliums are real no joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8mU_g_f2w

>>79117936
is he the PM of wales

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>>79117849
the question you should be asking is, is he not?

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Jeremy "six million more" Corbyn

Nigger, (imitating the brogue.)

>>79117940

TheManorBeast
2 years ago
Guy goes home

Wife 'hi honey you'll never guess what happened to me today'

Guy 'did you get called a shape shifting humanoid in front of the world on YouTube'

Wife 'well, no'

Guy 'Shut the fuck up then'

Racist pics should be banned no matter how hilarious they are.
Racists should be hung no matter how much they contribute to society.
I am not a woman btw

>>79117957
>>79117936
Didn't know you hated jews. starting to grow fond of you

>>79117976
He would literally spam "eww the monkey is talking to the jew" constantly a while ago.

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reminder that devolution is the reason we have brexit

>>79117973
move to a european shithole like germany if you want laws like that

>>79117998
>move to a europe-
No thanks but thanks for the offer.

>>79117997
lel

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thinking cap on

>>79118014
based
>>79117986
who was the monkey?

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Mi comandante Fidel................................

>>79118026
Brazil

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right, no jokes around, who actually masturbated to this?

CUBAN GUSANO PARASITES BEFRIENDED JEWS, ADN THEY BOTH ALWAYS TRIED TO KILL FIDEL CASTRO, THEY DIDN'T SUCCEDED

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT9e41fxpHo

Handel's Messiah is the most sublime piece of music ever crafted. Conducted by Richter, even the hardest built of men are brought to tears in its glory.

Yanks are fucked. I repeat Yanks are fucked

Yesterday it was cat 3, 3 days ago it was Cat 2. Now it's category 4 and still hasn't even hit yet, we could be seeing a possible category 6 hitting the US...
This will make Katrina look like a joke.

Stay strong brehs


http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/04/548496195/puerto-rico-prepares-for-a-strengthening-hurricane-irma

>>79118020
why leftlings always ugly, misshapen little creatures

give me a single reason not to filter the mexican flag

>>79118067
I hope it wipes out half the population of the caribs again.

>>79118054
Max Richter?

give me a single reason not to filter yanks

>>79118084
Karl Richter.

i'll give you reasons to post toot

>>79118090
my outstanding posts

If you want a filter how bout going back to your downvote safe space.

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>>79118090
*heems you with a baguette*

>>79118067
better get my cock back out

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Where does the water go?
Like how do you even clear that?
>>79118082
Did that happen? Link

>>79118122
Masturbation is a mortal sin. I hope you plan on going to confession.

>>79118122
sociopath very paki to hate america did they drone strike your family, haha?

>>79118099
>>79118109
>>79118121
filtered

>>79118125
a big hose pumps it into my gonads
i am then required to slowly drag them down the remains of the highway over the various sharp debris until i reach the coast, at which point the enlarged spheres are burst with the aid of an industrial digger and the excess liquid flows back to the ocean from which it came.

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>79118125
down the drains dummy

>>79118140
not funny people died you fucking cunt!!

>>79118148
only morons
it's water just swim lol

>>79118125
bush signed a $29bil relief fund for katrina
trump is working on an $8bil relief fund for harvey

drumpf is literally hitler

>>79118140
Exquisite post. God save the Queen

>>79118148
i didn't die, i passed out from an endorphin overload

just started crying to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w08H_C_kTdA

>>79118155
UNDER BUDGET

>>79118155
>>79118165
Katrina was 5 times worse

>>79118155
George Bush hates black people

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>>79118136
this u?

Only hate if been hated upon, simple as

>>79118177
I got that image from /soc/ to bait lol

>>79118177
Is he Australian?

Wish a girl would take a big steamy shit on my chest and piss all over.

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This is me btw

I have returned, next post in this thread is

*Waves wand*

TRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>79118215
Um, that's actually me sweetie

Alright I'm fucking done fucking fuck this

>>79118216
more like a number lizard lol

>>79118225
>implying

>>79118216
God protects me from your abo voodoo.

>>79118209
never understood why yellow and green represent australia

might be schizo might not, not too sure

>>79118246
heard that aussies take sips from the tip, could explain the yellow

Brit changed my life

>>79118249
listen to your heart

>>79118246
GREEN AND GOLD !
GREEN AND GOLD !
GREEN AND GOLD !

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!
OI OI OI!!
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!
OI OI OI!!
AHAHAHAHAHA

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need a gravure idol gf lads

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YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
*obliterates Austrialia*

always wonder if australians would be good natured about my autism or be cruel all the way from arrivals terminal to tasman pedalo rental.

>>79118077
she isnt left wing

Got called a nigger in real life once

>>79118300
are you a nigger

>>79118294
good post

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betwixt the arms - you
was with arms - me

>>79118249
you can have it without voices
do you:
Negative symptoms include blunting of affect, poverty of speech and thought, apathy, anhedonia, reduced social drive, loss of motivation, lack of social interest, and inattention to social or cognitive input

Cringe

>>79118315
No, I'm pale like an Irishman.

My sister and her runty friends keep talking about Overwatch and how much they "love Tracer" even though I know for a fact she's never played it.

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Who SPD gang here?

bit sad this morning

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okay since we're posting pics of ourselves, i'll bite
no bully~

°.°

>>79118337
/here/

>>79118337
Have got every single trait in Schizoid and Shared Traits but zero traits in Autism Spectrum.

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best thread on 4chan>>>/soc/25613277

think I'm just enlightened. No white coat good goy can tell me otherwise

>>79118355
>>79118349
>>79118337
self diagnosis doesn't count, took me three years to get diagnosed it's a lot more than having the symptoms

>>79118362
for a bender perhaps

>>79118380
traps aren't gay, they're female

>>79118378
I actually have autism
when getting assessed i was really paranoid they were going to give me SPD instead.

for autistic reasons i feel autism is better understood for the kind of person i want to be understood as.

>brother is pretty fit
>army vet
>80k education
>has pretty much exclusively been with chubby girls
>ask him if he's a chubby chaser
>says it's just a coincidence

I don't get it, he could be a chad if he wanted to

woah, an icon of the alt-right is actually a buzzfeed fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj9G00pKIjo&t=174s

I built the lock on the door and you haven't even unlocked it yet haha

>>79118362
*initiates wank sequence*

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haven't played oblivion in a while

>>79118378
it's near impossible to get a diagnosis of a personality disorder. at least in the US

i feel like i'm unable to express myself properly

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>traps aren't gay

Futa isn't gay. Chew on that one. I'm off to the pub.

>>79118337
Jokes on you, I don't have SPD I'm just a depressive mild-autist

https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/243501/oiled-domina-ladyboy-assdrilling-lucky-guy/

>>79118387
show me his ovum nibba

have less than a week to construct a personality
it's not going to work

told myself i had a whole year to do it and i slept the whole thing away

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I'm not gay, but I would let a tranny blow me. Hell, if I was drunk, horny, and lonely enough I'd fuck one, if no one ever found out

>>79118441
You should start by adopting a wacky catchphrase.

>>79118444
I have cameras everywhere. I would know.

>>79118441
start with a new walk lad, the rest will fall into place

flat earth is real

Reckon so called odd number is not that odd

is it gay to wank to this?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=710846108

>>79118441
>>79118449
>>79118474
Here's your theme tune too.
https://youtu.be/oQwNN-0AgWc

there you go, wasn't hard was it? /brit/ did all the hard work for you in mere minutes.

>>79118456
you have cameras all over your own house? in every room? for what purpose?

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>>79118449
Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen pictures of Kev. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

>>79118444
strange choice of jewelry

>>79118487
The other numbers are even weirder

>>79118493
>wanking before work

unorthodox

>>79118406
looks like a pathologic character

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the gf

>>79118510
i used to wank every day before school

sometimes i'd leave it too late and i'd miss the bus wanking, so i'd decide to go in at first break, but usually i'd overshoot that two while wanking, and then after another wank it'd be lunch time so it's too late to even bother, so i'd usually have a nap and then another wank at 4pm and one at 11pm-1am, another sleep and the cycle reset

>>79118510
A wank in the morning usually reduces my anxiety throughout the day

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>>79118501
take it, it's all I've got, I swear.

>>79118530
She's pretty in the face but she's too skinny.

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off to work lads

what happened with him

>>79118530
She forgot to eat for a decade or what?

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>>79118548
Well now, what do we have here? Caught in the act and no gold to pay your fine? I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now it's off to jail with ya!

>>79118564
>>79118554
she's a lanklet

You forgot to post it

Got the anxiety shits

Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

you're talking gibberish again beto maybe get some sleep

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>>79118572
Do you accept Ethereum?

>>79118557
You're really consistent with your timing, wonder if this is a bot

Share your /brit/ bot ideas:
me: one that posts "not without my pudding" to every reply that ends with "want to?"

>right-swipe everyone on tinder
>tinder thinks I'm a bot and reduces my visibility

:(

Me dodging social interaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSxT5RWaZQ0

Once went on a date with a 5/10 and she had, no joke, 760 matches on tinder

TOO MUCH FUCKING COMPETITION FUCK OFF EVERYONE

20 y/o neet
ama

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>>79118598

ama means mom here in mexico LOL

people that use black slang should be obliterated

>>79118656
Go away imperial watchman, I have no quarrel with thee

>>79118661
Need an ama FWB

>>79118651
what do you plan on doing in 10 years

finna stay up late yo

>>79118679
kms

>>79118670
He doesn't have any quarrel either, he's a swordsman

>>79118687
How do I make him go away?

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/o/ is convincing me to buy a miata lads haha

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>>79118670
If you've got to travel, by the Nine Divines, stay on the roads. The wilderness just isn't safe anymore. We've had sightings, you see. The Daedra...

hey ho it is I, the Australian

>>79118710
*downvotes*

My loubotins new so my bottoms they be redder

writing a book about an Australian
it's called "the Australian"

>>79118704
Fuck up him the arse uhh~

She wants a swarthy nigger from sub-saharan africa.

>>79118709
Thank you I will surely do so, good day to you sir.

>>79118728
but that's gay

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Morrowind > oblivion

who?

(쫑끗) 스토리-아이믄말공

>(쫑끗) 스토리-아이믄말공
what does it mean

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Antifa have made it to Darlington lads

>>79118722

prineners?

gum trees are the worst trees on earth

>>79118705
hands down most fun for the price
bit impractical but much better than a sportbike

>>79118786
want to pussy heem her

>>79118786
Bet she loves a nice fuck up the arse

>>79118786
can you tell her my bollocks are fash and in need of a good bashing?

근데 요즘 죄수들 잘 지내세나?ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

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>>79118786
>covering your face
>when your hair is bright green

someone tell turtle I need to ask him sumowt

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>>79118752
morrowind was better because the enemies don't scale with your level, loot is entirely random(save for a few lore pieces) so you can find a godly enchanted glass axe in someone's dirty basement, it was much more difficult in general(both gameplay and understanding everything), the story was a lot more epic(skyrim relies on 'dude epic dragons lmao' to tell a compelling story; morrowind didn't have amazing graphics to carry it. becoming the neravarine was awesome), the replay value was amazing.

oblivion was so bad i shan't even grace it with criticism. if you started the main story hellgates spawned every 10 feet which made exploring/enjoying the game impossible, and the main story was boring and forgettable anyway. the only memorable part was the expansions, which only had about 5 hours of content.

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>>79118812
say it to my face you runt

>>79118820
oblivion was far and away better than skyrim

morrowind is a diamond, oblivion is a very flawed gem, skyrim is a glass trinket.

>>79118831
what was she trying to achieve with that post

decided im going to become gay lads

>>79118844
the boobies

>>79118846
hello gay lads

>>79118859
>>79118859
>>79118859

New

>>79118859
>>79118859
>>79118859

>>79118844
She achieved something with my post if you know what I mean

>>79118842
i played a lot of morrowind, ignored oblivion after playing it for about 10 hours, and logged about 200 hours playing skyrim(my saves kept corrupting, thanks steam)

skyrim is alri. i hated the ui and the main story was pretty boring too. the graphics(for its time) were pretty amazing and that's what made it memorable

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Hey UK, wanna split france?

We can take southern parts ja you the north.

>>79118872
please tell me you at least did oblivion's thieves guild and dark brotherhood
sidequests are what make oblivion worthwhile. skyrim's are dire by comparison.

>>79118884
can't remember desu. that was over ten years ago

>tfw no jock bf