all memes aside, would you immigrate to Canada? why/why not?

>>79116063
Alberta or rural Ontario maybe. Ontario was nice when I went

>>79116063
No because Canada is for Canadians and Canadians only

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>>79116138
that's a VERY intolerant post full of bigotry

>immigrate
nah
>live for a couple years
Living in The Maritimes for a while would be neat.

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>tfw no asian canadian wife

fuck off we are full

if i had an opportunity for a job or studying why not

>>79116203
is the weed legal yet?

>>79116203
you're even less full than straya

>>79116203
full of snow
now give the gibs

>>79116162
t. buttblasted globalist zionist
>>79116249
>what is canadian tundra?

>>79116203
mate that's my sayin'

>>79116063
yes, probably to get some free gibs

>>79116063
No
I don't care for their politics at the most fundamental level, and I prefer a more arid climate. I live in Vermont, and that's already too Canadian for me.
There is no way in which my daily life would improve in Canada.

>>79116285
>what is canadian tundra?
empty space with room for a lot of people

>>79116063
I like them as people a lot actually, but I don't really see any reason to go there.

>>79116326
There is no welfare offices or hospitals so brown people wont go there anyways

Yeah
Not my first choice but most first world countries are better than the US at this point

>>79116351
what about white, yellow and black people?

>>79116063
i probably (?) would, but i am not sure i have enough money, irregardless what they write it's pretty costly

also albeit i have an uni degree yet again even despite i can speak english not that bad and definitely can reach the spoken fluency if i am immersed but realistically i probably would be forced to take a shitty job. i am thinking to get a some kind of on-line degree in coding though, i already can code a bit, it can solve a few of my problems

then, i am not sure how hard it would be to find a pair in canada... i don't look bad but i will be a shitty emigrant

>>79116326
Nigga do even know what permafrost does to buildings

>>79116063
Yes, why not

Dear God, no.

>>79116063
My life would be the exact same, if I did. I'd move there, though, if given the opportunity because their gov't is less meddlesome with the rest of the world.

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>be an impoverished Romanian child
>win the lottery of life and immigrate to Canada
>discover you are pretty good at autistic theorycrafting and playing video games for days straight
>decide to start streaming on twitch
>find moderate success
>a game called Hearthstone comes out, which becomes immensely popular
>decide to start playing it
>attain internet stardom
>acquire sponsors, get a gf, and basically be set for life

Canada is filled with such immigrant success stories.

Yes, I would move to Victoria

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>>79116547
One day I, too, shall be an impoverished romanian child

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>>79116063
Delet this thread

>>79116203
stfu no we're not. Everybody is welcome.

I don't think so, all the cool areas like Ontario and BC have been taken over by shitskins and the middle of Canada doesn't offer anything, even the UK has more exciting landscape.

Just imagine being a loser in Can't Fail: The Country. It makes me sad.
How exactly does one fuck up on easymode?

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>>79116630
kys
>>79116648
kys

Moving there. you cucks can't stop me.

>>79116681
bring wimmins. Literally my plan to marry a flip.

>>79116648
>even the UK has more exciting landscape
Alberta

>>79116681
>Philippines
You'll fit right in

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>>79116700
Kys outside of Jasper, Alberta is bullshit. Newfoundland is where it's at for scenery.

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>>79116733
>Newfoundland

>>79116063
too many dude weed lmaos

>>79116063
Too cold

Do the White girls there like Latino men?

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>>79116063
*unsheaths rake*

>>79116733
>Kys
This is why leafs are the worst posters, you rude fuck.

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>>79116759
Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXdbRgfz3no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c86HskFE5Wg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p0zQ695agg

>>79116787
Never even met a Mexican here

>>79116775
>Australians hate weed
Yet another benefit of my upcoming move to Colorado

>>79116831
there are two distinct groups of white people in Australia. Descendants of convicts, and descendants of free settlers. Guess which one I am.

>>79116831
>Australians hate weed
We have more potheads than plants.

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>>79116203
this.

>>79116864
A muslim inmigrant?

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>>79116759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lids-ex8uqg

>>79116864
Lebanese.

>>79116864
>Guess which one I am.
The faggot.

>>79116909
didn't you know we don't let boat people in?

>>79116902
ice addict

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>>79116799
>>79116912
I won't argue it's a pretty cool place, it's the name what makes me kek everytime
>Newfoundland

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come for a jig er two

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owy0__HhQ3U

>>79116063
I'm not gay or transgender, so no.

I mean, it's a much better county than Brazil but they have even more sjws and leftism than us

>>79116063
I did, canadian girls are really cute and have nice titties

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>>79116990
>>79117055
I don't like our liberal government either and they are definitely ringing a bell that can't be unrung but at the moment there is still comfyness here. I feel bad for my children though.

>>79116970
rude

>>79116970
It's pronounced like nufoundland , we can them newfies

>>79116138
https://youtu.be/ulDYH87K_VU?t=5m44s

>>79117177
>It's pronounced like nufoundland
More like "noofinlind"

>>79117194
The (((CBC))) deletes comments by the shitload

If they provided me with gibs for dundunaffin.

>>79116063
On one hand, Canada (alongside Russia) has the most to gain from global warming in the long term. Opened sea routes, thawed farmland, more oil, etc. etc.

On the other hand Canada is doomed to border 300+ million Americans to the south, who currently have the strongest military potential on the earth, and would probably use it if push came to shove for resources. So even if I relocated to Canada for the long term potential, I'd (or my crotchspawn) probably end up becoming American anyway down the line.

>>79117457
You won't do shit faggot. The chinks will want our fresh water though pls help

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>>79117503
>You won't do shit faggot.
We invaded you in 1812 when you were firmly under the aegis of the strongest empire on the planet.

We didn't succeed but don't pretend for a split second that we won't, or can't, do it again. Especially now that Britain's power has reached sunset.

Resources are resources

no
cold climates are for subhumans

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>>79117553
aww it's being serious. You're our bitch DON'T forget that.

>>79117200
Found the newfie

>>79117776
nope

>>79116817
>Never even met a Mexican here
brb jumping the ice wall

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>>79117889
You know nothing Juan snow

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>>79116788
Now take it easy there Aussie friend, no reason this has to end in violence

>>79116063
I will think about it. What do I need to do and where's the best place to stay?

If you aren't white FUCK OFF AND STAY AWAY

>>79117902
Juan Nieve*

(it gets translated)

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>>79116063
>>79116203
Filling up an application right now

>>79116249
You know 90% of our land is always at least -20?

No
I'm already in South Canada

>>79118180
Stay in Vietnam, its way better.

>hotter girls
>better weather
>everything is inexpensive
>great food

Canada has nothing to boast about. -30C winters unless you live in Cuckcouver where rent starts at 1000$/month for a shithole. Government fucks with everything. PC bullshit everywhere. No jobs. From Calgary to Toronto and all the way north its a flat wasteland of drunken Indians.

I'm seriously considering moving to Saigon and opening a business. Canada has become a welfare state with crippling taxes and a wealthy immigrant class running the show.

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>>79116787
CHI here
Ive dated 3 white girls, a black girl and and a brown girl
All found me exotic since there are barely any latinos here.Added plus if you speak Spanish too. Man I miss that black girl's ass tho...

>>79118283
I'm yellow mate, I will enjoy affirmative action just like black and arab.
That said mom and dad will look at me in disgust if they know I'm a leech so I will need an okayish job if I want to stay. Otherwise I will live a shameful life.

>>79116115
B E R T A B O I S

>>79118363
>I'm yellow
>Affirmative action

I'm fairly certain yellow Asians are discriminated against in AA because they are actually able to contribute to society. See: Ivy League university admission AA

>>79118283
>vietnam
>hotter chicks
i wonder if that's true tho

>>79118363
I dont know. I thought Vietnamese people were extremely industrious and hard-working when I was there. Way better than chinese.

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>>79116063
>immigrate to Canada
no thanks

>>79118932
Um sweetie you better shut your fucking kraut german fucking face before you regret it

>>79116063
Yeah why not

I love the cold

>>79119430
No you don't. You just don't know that yet.

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>>79118932

i'd immigrate to Banff

>>79118932
just out of curiosity, how do they choose who goes at the very head of a gay parade?

>>79116970
its slightly better in french ''Terre-neuve''

>>79119510
that would be the gayest person of course..wait.

>>79120182
there is no terre-neuve dog breed, indeed

>>79116063
ye i actually applied to a company with their offices in vancouver in the hopes of being transferred there. i know it's expensive, but it's honestly the most stunning city in the world in the most hospitable country int he world <3

>>79120237
well.... the full name is actually ''Terre-neuve et labrador'' so the dog is still there

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>>79120329
aww

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>>79116063
>would you immigrate to Canada?

If you also give me a time machine, gladly.

Now that globalists are going full replacement migration on the place I don't know if I would. It's still a beautiful country, but I believe it is highly doubtful that it will be abel to reproduce itself as a 'cultural entity' with its new demographics, i.e. in a sense Canada is basically gone and we can't tell yet if the thing replacing it will be of equal quality.

>>79120917
germany is probably better than canada anyway except for the nature

>>79120950

Germany is messed up in similar ways as well. The country just has a lot of substance so we can afford to make a lot of stupid decisions without immediately crashing, but our stance on immigration is also catastrophic. We are exporting many good people and importing the dregs of the world and once our welfare state becomes unsustainable we're going to have a lot of fun over here.

>>79116063
I already did, Edmonton is my home :3 Vancouver soon.

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>>79116063
We need to build a wall to keep americans out

Only if they abolish the use of GMO's.

Canada is expensive as fuck to live in. Hope you like taxes. It's good to visit BC, Quebec and the Maritimes but that's about it. If you like nature and outdoor activities and cute asian girls visit BC, if you like culture and cuisine and sex visit Quebec, if you like quaintness and friendly people visit the Maritimes but I wouldn't stay long. Also its pretty cold and misreable at times. Less sunlight here and the taxes don't forgot about the taxes.

>>79119502
It and Whistler are basically Australian FOB's. I wouldn't be surprised if you annexed them soon and told all the cunts to bugger off.

>>79116063
Would. Actually I am planning to. It seems like a very safe and prosperous place, plus people are probably generally nice.>>79116063

No.
There are places on the planet where both the scenery, the people and the climate is much superior to canada's

like fucking new zealand

>>79116063
no

I've already graduated, I have my entire life, friends and family here. I won't uproot everything and move to Canada just for the better healthcare.

>>79125314
We're working in the opposite direction. Our government has a policy of replacement. I'm surprised how lenient our border policy is. They ask almost no questions at the border. Go the opposite direction into the US and see how the American border security work. Holy fuck, might as well call yourself Ahmed Sheikh Al Shabari and say you're coming from Saudi Arabia via Iraq.

>>79126003
>better healthcare
lmoa if by better healthcare you mean sitting in a waiting room for 8 hours that looks and smells like a refugee camp just to get an xray then yeah its better

>>79125944
People are cunts but polite ones except for the Asians. Who are rude as fuck and growing as a % exponentially.

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all memes aside, would you immigrate to Cuba?
why/why not?

>>79126090
Same thing here in Norway, the """free""" healthcare is so full of waiting times it's not even funny

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>>79116970
>>79117177
>>79117200
The endless battle on how to pronounce Newfoundland rages on.

>>79127714
I say New-found-land because I'm not white trash.

>>79127759
As long as you don't say New-fin-land you won't piss off any newfs.

>>79127714
>>79127759
>>79127823
I didn't know this was a thing tbqh

>>79127714
srs business

>>79125963
Yeah but do they have a sex tourism industry like Quebec's?

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>>79128008
This is a 10/10 in New Zealand

Hell no, it's the American Sweden (Canada YES)
I'd rather move to Texas or Mexico

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daily reminder that the vast majority of this board will NEVER experience plunging themselves balls deep into a squealing 3rd-generation anglicized Chinese-Canadian girl

success breeds jealousy

>>79128196
Barren dry wastelands full of smelly brown people. You'll fit right in Pedro.

>>79128068
she is cute

>>79128008
but prostitution is forbidden to buy in canada

why not

>>79128370
It's technically illegal to publically solicit (private sociliting through email and telephone is not) and its not enforced like it is in America. The only stings I've heard of are on brothels and when its known human smuggling or underage activity. If you've visited a Quebec strip club they pretty much have sex on display and its easy to take a stripper into a back room and fuck them.

>>79116063
>would you immigrate to Canada?
Yes, but i can"t
>why/why not?
i'm white

What good Canadian cities are 67° north or more?

>>79128598
None unless you like drunk natives and 23 hours of darkness or sunlight.

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>>79128598
there's nothing except welfare nations and a few research bases. Alert is permanently inhabited at like 82°

>>79128598
The closest you could get would probably be Yellowknife, though we barely even have any good cities down south tbqh. Your best option for nice communities up north would be smallish towns in the Yukon.

>>79116817
Where you from?

>>79118297
Is there honestly people who consider themselves Latino but dont speak Spanish?

>>79116970
it's pronounced "new-finland"

>>79116063
I would immigrate ANYWHERE from my country

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>>79116203
This
>>79116275
Usually foreigners are pretty psyched for the snow, but then when winter hits; they stay inside as much as possible
>>79116630
Go back to Quebec, trudeau
>>79116297
Ours now cunt

how do I move to Canada

>>79132775
ask the queen of canada

>>79132775
>convert to Islam
>change your name to Ahmed Sheikh Al Islam

We'll give you $25000 signing bonus and you can stay at one of our abandoned military barracks until you find a job as a taxi driver or wait until the welfare kicks in.

>>79116063
No, majority of Canadians I've met hate Americans. I also don't like Canadians because most of the time they're autistic and only brag about how cold their weather is like its a medal of honor.

>>79127759
White trash pronounce it correctly you nigger trash

>>79129134
>Where you from?
Just outside of Toronto

>>79133459
Not true. I consider USA and Canada as one super-empire. We live at the same high standard of living, speak the same language, have similar consumer / sports / media culture.

Yes, we know that nobody can fuck with us as long we we're allied to the United States.

>>79127759
>I pronounce it like an American because pronouncing it correctly the way Canadians do is for white trash
Kys zhang

>>79129134
>Is there honestly people who consider themselves Latino but dont speak Spanish?
yes, CHIs

>>79133459
I hate you and I'll kick your ass because I'm a winter lord

No. This country sucks ass

>>79133716
Speak american. I fucking hate that pleb tier newfie inbred accent garbage

>>79134037
Literally the only good part of Canada you disgusting shitskin lovers

>>79134126
The only good part of Canada is glorious British Columbia. The rest is a frozen wasteland.

>>79134037
>Gooks the authority on accents
Gook accent= Literally the virgin accent

>>79134176
Newfoundland is a land of inbred <89 IQ unemployed savages.

>>79134176
>not Quebec

Even as an Anglo I can admit it bests the rest of the country in most categories
outside of maybe climate. Only place where it is enshrined in it's constitution to protect it's culture.

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>>79132775

Fly to Haiti

Flee to the US

Walk into Quebec

Welcome to Canada

>>79116063
Fuck no.

>>79134176
Also newfies are the niggers of alberta fucking hate those inbred fucks so much.

>>79134973
>Even as an Anglo I can admit it bests the rest of the country
Hello Pierre, I assume these >>79134835
>>79135050 are you as well?

Would take citizenship just in case. Would stay in St Petersburg. Friends and mentality.

>>79116063
I wouldn't immigrate there at the moment, but if the western provinces either joined the US or declared independence I would move to Alberta or BC in a heartbeat.

>>79116799
The first time I saw a Newfoundland dog I thought someone was walking a black bear. Cool af.

Yes, it's a lovely country.

>>79116063
Yes it's pretty nice, it's like America-lite

>>79117553
>Be Britain
>Have hardly any troops stationed in Canada because you're fighting one of the most important wars in Europe
>Still fail

>>79116547
PoE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HS

>>79142039
>>79117553
Not to mention in almost every battle you outnumbered us:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Queenston_Heights
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stoney_Creek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Chateauguay

Also, when looking up list of battles it came up with a British 'failed' defeat but on closer inspection it was a victory. Wikipedia seems to love spreading lies to support America.

For work I'd move 1-2 years to almost any country tbhdesu

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Immigrated from USA to Canada.
WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE

>>79116063
>BEST HEALTHCARE
>CANADA

AYYYYY

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http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/J3hRWv_V5R8PpGVRAoLk4g/

Starting to think he runs that site or makes shekels off of promoting it.

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>>79142275
>Stoney Creek
Holy shit i'm posting from there right now

>>79144086
>living in steel town
Ew

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>>79148050
we're on the comfy edge of Hamilton. Mostly just fruit farms and small shops here

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>best healthcare system in the world

>>79116063
yes
because i don't like living in scotland and don't want to learn a new language. also because canada is pretty and has an acceptable climate.