>Be American >Get hurricane'd

>Tejanos
>American

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>be american
>survive the hurricane
>leave the storm shelter
>witness billions of dollars in damage
>get shot

>twice

>be American
>have enough money to afford repairs after a devastating hurricane
>be Norwegian
>can't afford a single natural disaster or economy will collapse and country will need to be purchased by Sweden

>>79112473
That was really weak dude

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>be Norwegian
>get TAXED
ahahahahahaa

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>>79112801
>be american
>get taxed
>instead of spending it on americans your government spends it on bombs and bailing out failed multinationals

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>>79112801
>Be American
>Get taxed
>All of your money goes to America's greatest ally

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>>79112910
>be Canadian
>get TAXED
>instead of spending it on productive members of society your government spends it on reparations to "First Nations people" who are white passing and whose tribal elders live in McMansions

>>79112978
I would do one for Spain, but no one in Southern Europe actually pays taxes.

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>>79112999
>his best comeback still results in the money being spent on actual Canadians

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>>79113078
>this is what Canadians actually look like

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>Be American
>Build house made out of wood instead of concrete
>House gets blown away during hurricane