Snapping the pasta edition
Don't even post on /brit/ normally but here i am stealing first reply
dicky feynman couldnt figure out why pasta breaks into 3 pieces when you snap it in half instead of 3
haha what a brainlet fag
just realized that southerners are High Yanks
>pasta breaks into 3 pieces when you snap it in half instead of 3
oh my days it got deleted
>watching astronaut program on bbc
>uppity feminist with some anecdote about how her teacher said she couldn't be a pilot cos it was a man's job
>>79109613
Insightful post.
>>79109738
hannah diamond is fantastic best thing to come out of PC Music, fade away her best song tho
bizarre jannie
based
lol the other thread got deleted because of OP's pic
need yanks to fuck off and die
>he's here
anime
fucking JANN
>Yank flags
>yeah mate just wack a log and a hand on it
>Creg! you're a genius!
The Janitor
>>79109409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWr6LAX2EUE
>>79109613
whoao.. .
>THE JANITOR
>>79109792
Absolutely uncalled for
Welsh flag is shit this one is better.
*jan in front*
yaydee
>>79109785
I hated her at first but once you get the gimmick it's a literal master-piece
I feel like a poofter for listening to it tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkr_7hpcG-w
>SW London is reported to have a community of 700 North Koreans
cool
challenge anyone to post something more comfy than this song and video combined. also just give it a listen and fullscreen. you owe it to yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg7LDvE5gMM [Embed]
>>79109831
it's called for because you're a yank
I wish you were in the WTC on that fateful day
>>79109827
HAHA
>>79109848
aint no gimmick lad
>>79109856
They work for the Embassy there
if i want to improve the UK and help build up our nation should I go into politics? or is that a waste of time that will doom me to insignificance and compromise?
>>79109486
did a post lads
proud of it
>>79109848
>We look good in pink and blue
>You love me, maybe it's true
>You say, "Baby, how are you?"
>I'm okay, how about you?
>We look good in pink and blue
>You love me, maybe it's true
>You say, "Baby, how are you?"
>I'm okay, how about you?
CUTE! :3
anymore?
>>79109801
IDIOT
>>79109885
the latter
just enjoy the collapse from the sidelines
>>79109887
well done lad
>>79109888
fade away is her best song, every night strong runner up
>>79109881
I mean the post-irony thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVc3Z-bG6Eo
>>79109885
Don't do it mate, you have to nonce a kid to get higher up
anime
>>79109864
You posted it earlier so technically you just played yourself.
Good song though, I completely forgot about it, so thanks for that feel.
Why did the other thread get deleted?
Stupid janny honestly
>>79109920
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVc3Z-bG6Eo [Embed]
>"cant wait to hang myself to this"
In an online platonic friendship with a lass from Leeds and she called me "Treaclecake".
Is this good lads?
that north korea vid is mad lads
>>79109888
>>79109913
this is Hannah's underrated GOAT
https://youtu.be/NoJfEv4eqzs
today's purge count: 2
your rhinestone eyes are like
factories far away
https://youtu.be/6Kc2gGycBXc
Extreme comfy levels
listening to girls generation
will london get nuked?
should it be?
>>79109864
>>79109979
pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flgWCAaq4oI
I wonder what a crazy feminist gf would be like
anyone ever tried getting high on nutmeg?
>>79109802
lol haha
>>79109925
yeah but then janny ruined it. no worries.
move on up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw
Pseudo-"Intellectual" pursuits
>reading fiction
>philosophy
>cuck porn
>history
>smoking weed
>transhumanism
Intellectual pursuits
>stem
>theology
>erotic fiction
>watching rick and morty
>psychedelics
>supporting globalism
I ALWAYS THOUGHT ID BE THE PICTURES SAVED ON YOUR SCREENq
>>79109980
Listening to nice jams from the thread
>>79109994
Would you like me to direct a nuke that way?
never been to leftypol before
lol
>>79110013
took 2c-b wasnt really mind-blowing
>people actually reply to aussies
>>79110002
yeh
gave me a headache and not much else
would not reccomend
>>79109999
>Hovers thumbnail
positively shall not endure your autism tonight
>>79109848
>>79109959
This is too much. I think Kero Kero Bonito is the limit for cuteness
>>79109999
>>79109848
>>79109968
this shit is some good shit, havent heard music that good in years
>>79109994
>will london get nuked?
no
>should it be?
no, it should be bulldozed and used as farmland
lmao hannah diamond is 10x beter than kero kero bonito
anime
>>79110000
probably not that weird because all feminists need is a good dicking
who remembers this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA
>>79109884
actually they're mostly defectors living in new malden
the embassy people are in acton but i think there were some nork insurance scam companies operating in bexley and probably a bunch else where.
>he enjoys music
>>79110000
acute
>>79109980
cant believe gee is 8 years old
>>79110002
dont do it. horrible horrible high, feels like you slammed datura and a massive weed high
id rather inject fucking aspartame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmgp7MHzmBM POP DOESNT GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS
still need the full version to this rare Hannah
https://youtu.be/A_Vhq_LWUMc
The Mystery continues
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/904824067827658753
A white woman's mission in life used to be to marry and have children.
Now her mission in life is to please Rabbi Shlomo and show him that she isn't racist by riding as much nonwhite cock as she can find and by making any white men she can find into worthless, cockless sissies. She wants western civilization destroyed. Ask any white woman what she thinks about whites as a race and she will either respond with "race is a social construct," will voice her hatred of whites as a race, or will say something about how whites becoming a minority in their own countries is a good thing. White women will also try to have mulatto children they will look less white than if she mixed with any other race.
Latin American women are, on average, mostly European genetically. That means if you mix with a Mestiza and your children are Castizos, your children will look white. The same goes for mixing with Middle East women, since their features are already very similar to European features. They will look mostly European.
So you need to choose.
Breed with a white woman, which means your sons will be weak sissified men like Rabbi Moshe told her to make her sons, or they will be daughters who will work to further the goals of the Jews and destroy the western world.
Or breed with a Latin American or Middle Eastern woman who will raise your sons to be real men who take pride in their country and heritage instead of hating it and doing anything they can to destroy any trace of it.
this hannah diamond stuff is fucking gay wtf
are you all having me on
uffie was so far ahead of her time it isn't even funny would fit in so well with PC MUSIC
>>79110068
Wrong!
>>79110089
ever seen this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-vitKZWfpk
W-woah... Staggering...
>>79110110
crying to that song
>>79110158
He's like a proto-tim
>>79110167
you know
>>79110130
rare indeed
>>79110064
it's all produced by the mastermind that is AG cook
https://youtu.be/YaV_Z2a_ZLM
>2017 year of christ the cuck
>still believing poseidon could take apollo in a fight
kek
KEK
K E K
some cunt just busted my tail light, lads
not sure who it was, but really disliking the fella
theres nothing wrong with aspartame
grow the FUCK up
>>79110145
No lad I'm 100 percent serious when I say it's utter genius.
It's post-irony like Die Antwoord, music in the future will sound like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0SzCIG2vA
sometimes i forgot how autistic some of you are. then i come back
good morning britainese
i drinking Irish breakfast tea without milk and sugar.
>>79110195
cant believe u actually just compared hannah diamond to die antwoord, who are actually shit
just busted up some dumb ASStralian's tail light. Now he can't drive at night! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GREqb-hubD0
>not liking hannah diamond
leave the thread, now. pleb
>>79110137
scratching my head
>>79110203
wtf is irish tea
>>79110145
it is highly bent yes but listen to it a few times and you'll be hooked
I remember being in your shoes
sniffed a benzo once it was a bad idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFvbc4onks
>>79110181
this song is big too
don't do drugs because im not savvy enough lol
>>79110227
Lukewarm water with potato slices
you arrive in stoke
how does one just "buy" drugs?
Anyone figured out what the 'swiper' is yet?
Just had a near death experience.
Turns out god isn't cool with me stabbing my boss multiple times for being jewish
cant believe we actually got a hannah diamand appreciation thread going, feels like that one time I got someone else in the thread to admit to liking lil peep
>>79110236
Didn't think it was bioavailable through nasal membrane
>>79110211
Fuck me mate they are amazing. But I meant they are the same post-ironic tone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4
>>79110236
Complete waste lad, there's a thing called bio-avalibility and it basically means how much your blood absorbs. Snorting benzos is something like 10 percent. Get an oral syringe and dissolve it in water and squirt it up your arse when lying on your side.
It's akin to injecting
blacks are stup-
>>79110277
its not
just had blue snot for a week
>>79110268
it's the remote control
any hollow man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPjszWcL6no
If you don't rank Oasis you're a limp wristed poof without life experience
looool love EDL rally rorkey pictures
some cunt has oiled himself up and is running outside my FUCKING house naked and laughing about my tail light
>>79110267
Access to other dimensions were drugs are legal.
okay I listened to this hannah diamond shit because of this thread. first thoughts was "this is the gayest shite I have ever heard"
then I went for a smoke and it crept up on me and wouldn't leave my head, it's like an earworm.
genius 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKztreA6e7Y
>almost kills himself from his own stupidity and incompetence while conspiring against a jew
>blames it on the God of the Hebrews
You're just feeding the myth
>>79110196
/brit/'s autism is more than likely caused by /brit/ having white mothers who waited until they were in their mid 30s to have children. The older a woman is, the more likely her child is to have a disorders like Autism Spectrum Disorders and Down Syndrome. Not only that, but I am also willing to bet that their mothers did not breastfeed and instead gave them formula or cow's milk. It's also likely that she spent little to no time with them while they were growing up and instead gave them to a nanny. This is why white men are in the pitiful state they are today. It's because their mothers don't want to raise strong, successful white men. They are the fifth column of the Jews and want to destroy white men. They want to turn them into feminine "men" to help them destroy the western way of life.
>>79110313
GENUINELY hope this is true and you not really a secret fan already
>>79110299
If you don't like Oasis you're not British 2bh
>>79109613
got a feeling i'll end up homeless one day lads
>>79110322
swear lad. attachment is the best song so far. cute as fuck
>>79110313
good lad, it happens to the best of us
If you don't like hannah Diammond you are not /brit/
>>79110299
father frost says you have to come home for you tea immediately
stopped at some shitty service station in the north and there were about 10 tesla superchargers under construction
don't know what Elon Musk was thinking
>>79110279
i dont fuck with benzos anymore 2bh
give this a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqZ5iLOUOGA
>>79110315
Was a deist before through. Though he didn't care.
Tempted to dox a few of you (easily done) and make an appearance at your house for a scrap
>>79110336
We all do. In the end
>>79110343
legiteamittly the only song that has ever tackled online relationships well.
any QT man in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA
>northerners call wetherspoons "wethers"
it's spoons you fucking stupid goblin vermin
listening to EDM
https://youtu.be/RldvptVDjxg
>>79110313
This song makes me want to suck so much dick
>>79110352
Damo knows his stuff
>>79110389
um
no we dont
>>79110305
I wish this was true, nothing interesting happens on 4chan anymore
Listening to aphex twin rn
Boy/girl song is one of the best ever recorded desu
ah yes
autotuned bimbos with chavvy accents
Get to the club at 2am
I'm gonna bang loads of men
Know the bouncer, skip the queue
Fuck the list, it's me and you
The club is banging, so am I
Banging, banging, banging, banging
Banging, banging loads of guys
Unzip the trousers, what a surprise
In the bathroom, sucking dick
Thanks for cumming, that was quick
Quicker than the other guys
Friday night, wet surprise
Leave the club, 2am
Banging banging loads of men
In the Clio, drive me home
Friday night, I'm on my own
>>79110389
Do you actually go in pubs, Abdul?
Rorke: Stormcloak rebellion
Brody: The empire
Reasonable Centrist: Doesn't care
Radical Centrist: Aldmeri dominion
https://youtu.be/ycXvMBsDQ2A
I don't think he's human
>British tax money is being spent on this
Ahh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyq6fTYxztc
*sitting on busy train*
*Hannah Diamond starts playing through earphones*
*quickly change song just in case it's playing out loud*
>>79110444
>hes a pleb
>>79110446
Uffie is amazing and proto-PCMUSIC/Hannah Diamond
listening to nu-metal
>>79110225
brap
wish there were more Hannah interviews out there but we only have this
https://youtu.be/XzpMZUBaavU
>>79110437
I'm upset it took me so long to actually listen to Aphex Twin. His old ambient works were very good.
I didn't need to come out to my parents, I just started playing Hannah Diamond really loud on my speakers
>>79110478
just went on a massive linkin park bender desu
>>79110478
Rip linkon park's
>>79110446
>>79110475
know lyrics from GFOTY but just saying Uffie so great too
>>79110480
dire london pretentious twats
>>79110456
>people thought it was a good idea to make emojis multiracial for whatever reason over the previously racially neutral ones
https://youtu.be/iSekAfajg7c
:)
>>79110372
Try it m8 I live in a complete shithole. I'm a total pussy and miserable as sin but at least if anyone came round here looking for trouble they would get fucking murdered by my neighbours.
'avin a sad lads
what do
simply canny stop watching this shes absolutely gorge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qgadSvNyU
>>79110490
Same
Always sort of dismissed him as entry level and whatever but some of his stuff is actually genius
tims not happy with the doctors
>>79110524
how dare you post her in a Hannah Diamond thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IJ3XXomxiM
*posts this on /brit/*
>>79110514
Minecraft was a beautiful game
Great memories
>>79110480
>this bitch claims to be in her mid 20s
Fucking lmao
>>79110456
reckon it was probably cheaper to make that shitty 4 minute long video for like 50 quid than to keep having to damage control against the hordes of whining farleft retards
that will keep them appeased for a while and now the BBC can move on to actual news
>that girl singing in the crowd
HOWLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQz_vZlYt6c
any ASMR man about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kja0XJwD5OM
>>79110521
watch anime
love asian girls with big tits
simple as
https://youtu.be/5K4pwIZskb8
I wonder who could be behind this
>>79110549
CANT BELIEVE i wasn't there why the fuck am I living in London if not to go to HD concerts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPjKs8NuY4s
>North Korea outsources their labour camps to various foreign countries
>including Poland
>tfw there are literally North Korean forced labourers being used in an EU country
the absolute state
>>79110521
watch a film lad
I recommend Repo Man or They Live
my cousin in england is doing five years for using the black praying emoji
>>79110549
why is this fuckwit doing live shows
>>79110571
>why the fuck am I living in London
Because you're a paki
I don't wanna be alone in my bedroom
on the internet
waiting to say
hi
>>79110227
that's a very tasty
i love Black tea
>>79110538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9kGhXOzxts
:'(
Tim doesn't take his meds because he knows they are a tool off (((them)))
>>79110574
fuck off talking about politics in a hannah diamond thread you weapon
https://youtu.be/r5p0gqCIEa8
Had a good laugh at this
The pre eminent artist of our time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1byFK5uwcE
This time next week I'll be in Dubai with my best mates having the time of my life
>>79110514
>>79110538
>>79110590
notch posts on 4chan, he used to ask /v/ for recommendations for minecraft
>>79110585
whats wrong with that? id defo go
>>79110456
BBC needs shutting down.
>>79110617
he has like 2 songs
(8)
Maybe you've given up
Maybe it's just my luck
Wish we could talk things through
Wish I could click undo
Don't know what you've got
'Til it's gone and then you'll see
If it's me you like
Or the way I make you feel
Alive
But so dead inside
Are we just a memory?
Already fading
(8)
>>79110611
hi! oh my god it's so good to see you
this has got to be the worst year of my entire life
ive literally done nothing but work. no holiday. no friends. no dates. no sex. no drugs. no cinema. flatsharing.
don't see what is going to change in the forthcoming years 2bh.
how can i change it lads? i'm thinking of applying for jobs abroad.
>>79110588
thanks for reminding me i need a shave
>>79110637
utter genius
>>79110528
fascinating... some schizos think they're jesus christ or the devil, tim thinks he's an american
>>79110590
Wow it was such a melancholic game now that I think about it
Christ ;'(
society doesn't exist
>>79110636
He has literally the best album of this century
>>79110645
make it the year u discovered hannah diamond at least u will have that going for you
>>79110643
*shuffles away* oh err yeah thats great sorry got to run byeeeee!
>you say you're as real as it gets
what did he mean by this
Dont think there was a more comfy, beautiful game than Minecraft
Takes me back to when I had loads of mates and we'd have comfy nights playing it over Xbox live
>>79110643
h-haha yeah you too
*sits next to you and says nothing for 15 minutes*
>>79110645
have you heard of phenibut
if i was a third worlder i'd be extremely left-wing
the conditions in those countries- social, economic and political are just hellish
still a megarorke in my own country though
social clubs don't exist
https://youtu.be/WNmCm4oyrkY
Classic ;)
>>79110668
yes it does.
i remember watching it when i was young.
>>79110550
your pineal gland is so calcified that it vibrates when a girl smacks her lips
WELCOME TO MY MINE WE ARE MINING DIAMONDS =SDDASASWFEHGFBOER WNVOG
Where did you and your mates go on holiday this summer anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG0ggHM1PLM
>>79110699
Kenya is slowly coming out of being third world due to deregulation from the capitalist government though.
Angola, in contrast, have had the same socialist leader since the 1970s (who oddly enough is stepping down this month) and they're still a shithole despite being blessed with acres of oil fields.
Capitalism wins.
Every time you see me
I'm on my own
need a simpsons episode to watch
anything up to and including season 8 is fine
ngl there has been some absolute bangers in the top 40 recently
or maybe im just growing up and respecting music more instead of just disregarding it because it's popular
https://youtu.be/DHh-SJC9L0c
Lel
>>79110723
>mates
good one
anyone here wanna be my friend?
>>79110742
homer goes to college is my personal favourite
Ah yes /brit/ has rediscovered PC music
comfiest thread we've had, based hannah diamond
>>79110743
havent listened to the radio since i got sacked in june
what's /brit/s coffee brand of choice?
i'm a lavazza man
>>79110723
went to greece with my grandparents
>>79110747
*accidentally bumps her bum with my willy*
>>79110743
this is a 190kg post
>>79110756
>irish
No thanks. I suspect you might want to actually blow up my local
https://youtu.be/sqmcAZpvclY
Aaaahahahahaa
play
with
my
hair
on
a
t
v
>>79110705
Maybe if you worked as hard as the Boomers we wouldn't be in this mess
>>79110772
I drink Folgers, the runt coffee
>>79110699
but their countries have no money to spread around lol
genuinely think Black Star was Bowie's best album
>>79110742
Homer's Odyssey
You say, "Baby, how are you?"
I'm okay, how about you?
is the original Twin Peaks any good?
>>79110686
Many comfier games m8
https://youtu.be/aRsWk4JZa5k
Kek
bought a shirt from zara the other day
expecting a pair of puma shoes in the mail soon, on top of that I'm going to buy some office shoes tomorrow for more formal stuff xx
>>79110723
Croatia
>>79110742
Bart vs Australia
>>79110812
going for this because i havent watched the first series in ages
>>79110757
this was a very good choice too
ANOTHER CLASSIC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2haRSNr08M
>>79110756
M8s are over rated unless you're the alpha of the group. That's why I befriended a couple of mentally retarded weak little manlets runts and I lord it over them like I'm a proper Chad. It's great.
>>79110792
>>79110839
alri psycho
>>79110772
Nespresso
AND SUDDENLY, AMERICA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
>>79110818
yes im watching it now nearly finished absolute classic kino in its purest form WATCH IT
less politics
more pc music
>>79110822
>turkish culture
>>79110772
>drugs
No thanks
>>79110822
What's the thinking behind this?
torquay is actually an alright place
Anyone else here find the obsession with colour and race in the media is really going over the top?
my mood goes from being fine to feeling very hopeless and depressed a lot
must have a fucked up brain desu
>>79109204
>>79109613
shall heem you desu
>>79110879
dont let them know
'ere we go 'ere we go 'ere we gooo
w a h e y
>>79110884
all part of the plan
tummy is all over the place after that kfc alabama cheese meal
>Alri Nige what ya reckon then a new royal baby
>THE BLOODY REMOANERS MATE
Cringe
>>79110899
more like jack nonce
>>79110899
RIP Jack Nancy
;(
Honestly miss him so much
>>79110884
if anything it is not going far enough
>>79110885
did you fry your serotonin receptors with illegal substances
so why did lisicki turn off his trip?
bit disconcerting knowing that instead of filtering him, I just have to enjoy some more atrocious anonymous posts
>>79110913
*Nance not nancy
>>79110912
*punches you*
>>79110927
he got bullied
>12:30
>shall be waking up at 7:30 feeling like if only i had gotten another hours sleep.
>>79110905
>alri paddy nice weather out today innit?
>THE BLOODY BRITS OPPRESSION REEEEEE
Cringe
>>79110818
brilliant. comfy beyond measure and nowhere near the same amount of superfluous sub-plots that went nowhere and added nothing to the show (but Lynch insisted on adding cause he's in the early stages of dementia) as the recent season
Jazz is only good to listen to past midnight desu
>>79111326
chebs