>got on the bus this morning to go get my neetbux
>everything starts complaining about a bad smell
>I needed to fart but I shit my pants
>one guy starts pointing and yelling at me
>” IT’S HIM IT’S THIS FAT FUCKER ROIGHT HERE”
>everyone start laughing and makes me go to the back of the bus
>waddle my way to the back and slip in some crusty old yoghurt
>even the retarded guy in the bus laughs at me and moves to the front
>get to my stop and I’m the last one on the bus
>scoot my way off the bus
>scan my gocard it has no money left on
>bus driver makes me stay on the bus with him all day in the back till my mum can come get me
>mum finally arrives and looks at me “did it happen again sweetie”
I’M NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE AGAIN
>>79106127
Story of my life.