Greentext Generation

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ITT stories about our generation growing up and how things changed since the last generation.
I'll start.

>be me
>100% purebred Romanian dirt farmer
>be born immediately after the fall of communism
>grow up in the 90s
>everyone celebrates "muh freedom" and "muh democracy"
>everyone aged 20-30 does this by emulating American """culture"""
>they're all wearing skin-tight jeans, denim jackets, cowboy boots and cowboy hats
>half of my town looks like the Marlboro man
>every single one of these Romanian cowboys have Native American tattoos and Native American trinkets/accessories
>southern rock and western country music is the new hype
>Confederate and US flags fly everywhere
>Old West themed bars and honky tonks appear all over the place
>joints with names like "Geronimo" and "Gettysburg"
>the 2000s come
>Romanian cowboys start turning 40 and turn into normies
>by 2006 they're a vanishing race
>around the same time my generation takes over
>we discover the internet and see that America is nothing like we imagined it to be
>grow disillusioned and disgusted as we see the true face of America
>everyone is a degenerate liberal or a leftist instead of a cowboy
>our disillusionment turns into disdain and hatred
>in a few years my generation becomes fully anti-American and anti-Western
>we turn to Russia and Balkanistan, our Orthodox brothers
>Adidas tracksuits become the new fashion trend and eventually the norm
>everyone larps being a Balkanite
>Balkan style music replaces rock/metal
>shaorma and kebab replace hamburgers
>everyone squats trying hard to become an "honorary Slav"

I wonder how the next generation will turn out.