larpers btfo edition
>up at 05:00 for noseberg
should really have been asleep 49 minutes ago
is it a good idea to throw a cheeky couple hundred bucks into crypto while its value is low?
Too early
>>79102759
>Oven train
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Kike's mind is truely wicked
roosh v really is an awful excuse of a man
>>79102819
brits call speed bumps humps? LOL!
>>79102825
>have to be on the train for 05:00
oh crumbs
what's captcha lids
the janitors fucking crap deletes one thread a day or less despite earlies being spammed 24/7, now thats great work im really impressed
if you cant be bothered to manage the board for more than an hour a day (if that) why the fuck did you put an application in stupid twat
>>79102819
>humps for 180 years
what
>>79102888
it gets worse, why are they such liars?
fuck off
"Crypto trader"
>invest 10,000$ NEET life savings in crypto
>can never relax because my entire future is on the line
>spend 60 hours a week on crypto and still have regrets over all the stuff I missed
>70% = 7000$ profit
"Retard Wagecuck"
>work 20 hours a week at some chill place
>not a care in the world the remaining 148 hours a week
>buy apartment that increases in value 10,000$ a year
>make 20,000$ a year
>put it in normalfag 10% a year indexfund
>32,000$ profit
>>79102918
I would like to kindly remind you that badmouthing janitors is strictly against the rules and uttermost disrespectful.
having a converstation with the so-called "dutch" in /nederdraad/
>>79102895
nah we actually call them rumbly tumbly fumble bumps
what do you guys think about casual sex?
i quite enjoy it in moderation but someone on /tv/ says its causing the downfall of civilisation
opinions?
the holocaust never happened but it should happen again tbqh
HOWLING AT THIS MONG
>>79102815
>>79102976
I'm a virgin.
>>79102918
i agree 10,000%
>>79102976
degenerate
>>79102893
Nah he's based. Redpilled af, racially aware, fucks bitches, just doesn't care.
If only he'd talk less about PUA bullshit and admit it's about looks. He has it easy since he's pretty handsome and a White-passing Iranian.
>>79102951
I'm a millionaire so I really don't care about this post
>>79102759
reminder that jews have always been INNOCENT VICTIMS and have never done any wrong
>>79102895
no we call them speed bumps or sleeping policemen
Reminder that the Anglos are the niggers of the white race.
girl I like talking to at work is going on maternity leave soon and I don't really like anyone else who works with me :c
>>79102967
LOTS of redditflagging in there
>>79102976
>its causing the downfall of civilisation
t. virgin
why do yanks say 'on accident'
>>79103038
ah yes kicked out for centuries, for no reason at all surely they are nice and honest people
>>79103069
Not correct.
>>79103054
ah yes the virgin isolation
>>79102759
Thinking about moving to australia for a year
reckon anal is my most wanked to porn genre
>>79103097
Go for it m80
>>79103080
t. destroyer of civilization
>>79102976
>i quite enjoy it in moderation
Back to /r/humblebrag you go, virgin..
>>79102951
>10% a year indexfund
any fund with that sort of return is going to be extremely high risk, totally negating your point
>>79103080
nice conjecture and strawman also projection
t. whiteknights hoping to get laid
>>79103093
do you want to fucking go?
>>79102951
>10% a year indexfund
where?
>>79103094
>>79103111
new zealand seems better though
never watched anal porn even once
hate the association with poo simple as
just found out im gay lads
Help me lads I spent months shilling and trolling /pol/ but it turned me into a rorke accidentally and now I literally can't see the world any different and it's fucking my life up
Anyone here ever had a fight?
Literally never had a confrontation further than an argument with my parents.
tube kot
>>79103150
honestly, its not.
the climate might more your speed here but that's about it, it'll be much better for you in aus.
business idea: an aquatic country
>>79103166
u gay?
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6xzxn4/my_call_centre_apprenticeship_has_me_working/
>>79103166
opposite. love watching someone struggle to handle the insertion of an exit-chute.
>>79103188
this and i'm 30
>>79103188
Had a few spergy freakouts.
>>79103172
please don't kill yourself
>>79102934
Wew
They do not even try to make a bit credible
>>79103188
Fight nearly every month, love a good scrap. I need to because I live in a fucking ghetto and if I didn't fight back I'd be dead. Can't imagine the state of virgins in here that can't defend themselves
>>79103188
yeah, makes you feel alive
>>79103217
made a post
>>79103134
>>79102976
Dunno
Between shagging lots of girls in my prime and then settling down with a girl who also fucked a lot of men before me,
Or if I had to wait until marriage, and finding the woman of my dreams who is also a virgin (yes virgins, beautiful female virgins do exist)
It would be a difficult choice
>>79103038
your list is a little truncated my man
>>79103208
We have "apprentices" at our call centre. They're all under 19, two of them are quite fit girls.
>>79103243
fuck off, bet you live in wiltshire or somewhere
>>79103242
LOL EPIC MORTY WAFFLES XD
>>79103172
Be my bf, get me to bongland
>>79103242
literally never happened. also got is reddit-tier and utterly terrible
>>79103278
londonderry
>>79103242
haha so epic!
advised someone here to put his £300 in ETH and hold for a year just last week
he's probably losing his shit right now but my advice remains the same
>>79102976
29 year old kissless virgin here
>>79103208
>call centre apprenticeship
ahh yes teaching the young the valuable skills they will need to make an honourable living for themselves.
>>79103188
Never been in fight 2bh but plenty of times watched my lads beat some fuckface to a pulp
>>79103202
yeah was mostly thinking about climate
not going to do anything useful prolly just drink beer and stuff and work on farms
>>79103242
>normgroids unironically didn't put two-and-two together that Melissandre, the most demonstrably powerful red priest in the show, would bring Jon back to life
even when they were spoon-fed Thoros being able to do it as well
imagine being that much of a brainlet
>>79102759
How many babies do you think they will make?
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41150171
any gloucester man in? wtf is this?
don't tell DWP but when i was on the dole, i got an interview offer from an insurance call centre and just chose not to reply.
i got myself onto a pretty good financial firm's grad scheme a few days later.
>>79103188
only playing hockey in school so there wasn't any consequences beyond being benched for a game
>>79102951
you're aware that you can both work and invest in crypto right? in fact you can invest a lot more and make a greater return
>put it in normalfag 10% a year indexfund
>10% a year indexfund
>10% a year
of course you're talking out your arse as evidenced by this
why are there so many virgins here? I've been posting since 4chan was a year old and I've still managed to have sex with three people.
>>79103256
posted a reply
>>79103188
have a scrap in work every week or so
>>79103363
wow you're my hero
this cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A
is
this cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJVuTHsCmns
>>79103347
intergalactic teleportation pad
belfast doesnt look that bad always thought it was a slum
https://www.google.co.uk/search?dcr=0&biw=1922&bih=932&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=belfast&oq=belfast&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i67k1j0l2j0i67k1.17190.18976.0.19032.13.9.3.0.0.0.146.621.8j1.9.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..2.11.567.IADlYOSR4h8#imgrc=QmblYcwYGDtyJM:
>a few jews lying means the holocaust didnt happen
wicked sick mind of a rorke
>>79103406
whoa isn't this one of those really expensive french cats
>>79103345
20+ just so that they can get a reality tv show in america
"do you know how many loads ive pumped into my wife?!?!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBZMcTsRHKE
remember that time two Bruce radio presenters prank called the Royal hospital pretending to be the Queen putting on a fake accident, spoke to some depressed paki nurse who promptly gave out private medical information and then she did herself in out of shame
quite mental
>>79103201
tube knot
i bet there's only one, maybe two people in /brit/ who are bigger failures than i am
that's a good feeling desu
feels good to be almost the biggest loser
>>79103417
it happened but it was typhoid and stavation due to supply lines being cut off
Investors are just sugar coated gamblers.
>>79103431
lol what kind of gay nerd listens to shit like this
will I get kicked out of university for a train fare evasion crime?
help please.
>>79103320
>not going to do anything useful prolly just drink beer and stuff and work on farms
Yeah you can go either way then, here or aus would be good for you.
>>79103445
any reputable source about this
>>79103462
white people mate.
always doing cringewrothy shit like this.
>>79103417
>>79103483
>(((reputable)))
Self Control - Just A Feeling (Just Your Mix) - enjoy lads
>>79103462
get out of my safe space
don't want that icelandic creature in my country
will i get kicked out of uni after being caught by nonce hunters on facebook?
>>79103444
what makes you such a failure? what are your life stats right now? GFs per year %age, what assets do you have, whats your credit score, how healthy are you?
>>79103476
no.
but you're probably going to have to tell every single potential employer about it for the next few years lol.
Can't wait to leave this shithole country, NEED to get to based china ASAP
>>79103445
that first one is bullshit
the left is photoshopped while the right is the original and in fact there are photos from other angles of that body being dragged in there and put into the oven
>>79103500
don't think i should trust an infographic made by a random nerd
cant even imagine being such a loser u proud of being a big loser
t. biggest loser
>>79103536
it'll be spent within a years time so that's not much of a problem.
Life will go on nicely provided I stay in uni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdHJw0veVNY
>>79103541
would love to move to asia. preferably somewhere really weird like cambodia or kyrgyzstan or something.
>>79103514
I'll buy the beer lad
had enough of you angry bitter cunts drowning in negativity. literally full of nothing but hatred and vitriol. sort your lives out you sorry sacks of shit
HOWLING
https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/904442267502612480
>/pol/ showed me a few images so the holocaust clearly didn't happen
rorke, ladies and gentlemen
>>79103579
who's beer lad and why are you entering the slavery business
>>79103574
why would that barbarian throw the baby in there like that
>>79103483
They're famous holocaust pics, but you can find the originals non-doctored images online
https://prezi.com/edgibifnmnps/diseases-in-concentration-camps/
>>79103551
why did they fake images?
why is it illegal to investigate the holocaust?
yanks insist on rambling about the shit going on in their country
sort of want to shag chelsea manning
>WHITE GENOCIDE IS REAL! look I even have a black neighbour!
>Holocaust? no that's simply a holiday camp
>>79103642
bit gay
the angry little frog man is back lol
>>79103650
kek
>>79103605
cheapest beer over 5% at the liquor store in australia
dunno, change things a bit
you can stop answering my posts now i dont really care
>The white race is superior
>WE NEED TO STOP THE JEWS, THEY ARE CONTROLLING US
>based china
state of larpers
is there any way to make 4chan look like a different website so i feel safer with it on my pc?
like skins or something?
Bane?
rubbing my bell
>>79103687
not an interesting argument
>>79103541
Why? You have no rights, can't do anything, and will forever be seen as a dumb tourist. Plus they will probably spy on you.
>>79103658
she has a girly voice and a nice tummy
>>79103702
fucking weirdo
>>79103702
look in the settings
newtwat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5GCetbP7Fg
>>79103578
Ah yes shitty corrupt countries rife with disease and pollution with nothing of worth
Less intelligent beings can still control more intelligent beings, mind control doesn't work that way.
>>79103650
>holodomor never happened it was simply stavation
>all of the communist genocides weren't real, it was starvation
>holocaust? no it couldn't have been starvation or disease
screaming and howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBdk5hDadYE
everyone under this line has to suck my cock
-------------------------------------------------------------
i know that you think it's fake
maybe fakes what i like
>>79103745
its sort of refreshing in a way living in a country where your expectations are next to nil can only serve to imrpess you.
beats the london commuter drone life at least
>>79103745
>rife with disease and pollution with nothing of worth
sounds like brum
>>79103695
*looks at London's air pollution*
hmmm
>>79103715
unironically more free in Beijing than in the UK
>>79103745
not talking about the UK
>>79103687
nepotism doesn't make you superior despite this 52 percent of billionaires are white >>79103765
:)
>>79103580
>projecting
----------------------------
everyone above this line is a cocksucker
>>79103260
>yes virgins, beautiful female virgins do exist
>>79103765
>putting arguments i never made into my mouth
not a commie lad, communists are also blood thirsty.
white genocide is a joke though.
>>79103740
giz a tldr la
really fancy a cold tin of irn bru lads
>>79103820
thanks for the (you)
>>79103799
Literally not an argument, one city with minamal pollution compared to every major city in China being polluted
>more free
ah yes government agents snatching your whole family because you spoke up about goverment corruption
>larping
please don't do this
>>79103840
you're white
>>79103799
Doesn't take much to have more freedom than here.
>>79103578
>kyrgyzstan
really don't think you want to move somewhere where the locals desperately want to escape to fucking Russia
what unis we at lads and what are your thoughts on them
would rather live in india than in china.
seems like more of a laugh.
>yes virgins, beautiful female virgins do exist
>>79103837
>white genocide is a joke though.
>>79103866
not an INCH of proof other than a smoggy photo(ps London is smoggy too)
Hmm yes, very convincing
anime
listening to the audio version of elliot rodgers manifesto
>>79103908
wow, epic. empirical. amazing. it's all over for whites
dont they have 3 day long traffic jams in china?
mad place
>>79103913
>not an INCH of proof other than a smoggy photo(ps London is smoggy too)
hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
http://aqicn.org/city/beijing/
how do londoners with anxiety survive
>>79103877
something draws me into the region. something magical about riding horses through the valleys and mountains and steppe, watching the starlit skies whilst sitting around the fire.
the problem is the other countries are all a bit weird politically, whereas kyrgyzstan seems to be a bit calmer on that front.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4
Look at this development, China has laid the London Underground in high speed rail train track every 3 years for the past 12 years.
Meanwhile, HS2 has been planned for a decade and hasn't even BEGUN construction yet.
They do and all
>>79102934
>>79102759
people here don't really believe the holocaust was a hoax because of a couple nutjobs right
>>79103837
what do you mean it's a joke you fucking retard
they are losing power in their countries and being replaced. wish that paki cunt sadiq would just send someone to throw acid in your face right now you useless shit
going to impress women by reading Carl Jung books in a local independent coffee retailer
>>79103962
benzos
>>79103973
ah yes slave labour and a population over 1bil, I wonder why
>>79103908
kind of curious about why that woman is being sent to jail
>>79103962
how is the tube stressful
>>79103935
thoughts?
https://youtu.be/PY4sShDt9to
leftypol btfo
*enters the thread on a motorbike and mows you all down*
>See a Guardian headline in my news app that says "Half of UK population have no religion"
>tap on it
>the little summary says "53% of adults have no religious affiliation"
Why do lefties lie so much?
>>79103978
what a sneering, elitist prick
I hope none of you scabs ate at McDonald's today.
hol up... how duh fu?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504552456516.webm
>>79103995
ahh yes the ritalin-addled kekistani is here to share his big old yankeedoodledandy opinions.
white genocide is real you muppet, its the laziest conspiracy theory going.
>>79103962
Everyone feels uneasy from time to time. Just need to learn how to DEAL WITH IT.
>>79103978
probably make more money doing a trade than the dickhead taking the photo 2bh
whats this thing about ricky berwicks arsehole?
>>79104018
>slave labour
wrong
>population
When scaled down, it's 1000% times more efficient than the UK, you're still arguing over how many brown people to let in to the country
equality idea: rename "isle of man" to "isle of woman"
>>79104054
why would a mcdonalds worker deserve 10 bong dollars an hour? they're flipping hamburgers. they should be happy they don't have a robot to do that already
>>79103978
hettydouglas needs a slap.
yummy
>>79104105
yeah its a joke 2bh
its a low skilled min wage job. fucking deal with it
>>79103973
bit easier to build railway lines when the state just turfs people out of their houses and demolishes them with 24hrs notice
>>79103921
dont post boring kons
now the second time ive told you
>>79104059
love africans
they're like the dim witted but loveable comic relief in the sitcom of mankind
>>79104105
why does sargon deserve 80k a year for making shitty youtube videos.
>china
>first world
http://aqicn.org/city/beijing/
>>79104091
>wrong
Brainlet
https://www.globalslaveryindex.org/country/china/
>When scaled down, it's 1000% times more efficient than the UK, you're still arguing over how many brown people to let in to the country
nice conjecture
french girl asked me how to say " make love" in english
>>79104117
grim
>>79104117
looks like hungover liquid poo
>>79104100
>Indirect (you)
Umm sweaty gonna need you to reply to me
>>79104117
looks fucking delicious
>>79104054
>i fucked up my life and work a crap job PLEASE GIB MONEYS
hope they all get sacked
>>79102976
It literally did. Past tense. The popularisation of contraception (by a Jew no less) led to massive increase in sexual infidelity, sexually transmitted disease, the sexual revolution, which led to homos and trannies becoming a notable evil lobby of people actively working to mutilate and corrupt children to make it easier and more socially acceptable to be in a relationship with children.
diversity idea: rename "isle of man" to "isle of mandem"
>>79104162
ask the people who fun him
>>79104163
commies utterly btfo
>>79104162
because he's earning that in a free market, not trying to get legislation forcing him to be paid that much
>>79104186
alri tarqs
don't even mind paying maccyD workers more, because fastfood should be more expensive.
>>79104162
because he gives the people what they want
fastfood should be more expensive while fresh veggies should be the cheapest possible
>>79104158
if you've got a problem with keions you've got a problem with me
>>79104062
doesn't matter what you call it retarded fucking mong. the governments and the media are clearly favoring outsiders at the expense of whites
>>79104117
>sausage not battered
>>79104248
good post
>>79104212
these guys are also using their rights as workers to strike.
they're not lobbying government, they're lobbying their employer my man.
>>79104207
runtoid yanks who post in /brit/ seem like the kind
>>79104188
yeah heheh...ok mate
*goes and talks to someone else*
>>79103973
Autism
http://www.strawpoll.me/13861550
>>79104140
Any patriot would willingly hand their property over to the party if they trusted them, nobody has trusted the UK government for decades now, not really hard to see why. The Communist Party works hard for the people.
>>79104163
>slavery exists so they're obviously building railways and working on gubmint construction projects
brainlet
>>79104163
have you got one of these for ulanbaatar?
beijing was bad but UB was catastrophically polluted
>>79104158
k-on makes up about 13% of all my anime pics so its gonna keep happening
>>79104249
theyre boring and not even that hot
>>79103894
durham
decent
imagine being so deluded that you can't see that you're being replaced in your own countries
hahaha mad people
>>79104270
*notices you going over and trying to "stand up" for a girl who was getting playfully teased by her boyfriend and they both look at you weird so you just go home*
weird lad
>>79104269
oh i didn't even know. well they should still realize that they're not going to be competing with a robot that can do what they do in 5 years
>>79104275
better question:
universal basic income?
>>79104217
hmm yes let's force them to raise the price so the volume of sales drop and they have to sack half the workforce anyway
>>79104252
give me some examples as to how. im not sure it is so clear.
come on you slags
>>79103970
radio show I listen to during the week does a weekly segment about weird stories from around the world and every week they have a bunch of stories from central asian countries and you wouldn't believe how troublingly strange and downright horrifying they are
>govt literally sending entire classrooms of children to work as slaves in cotton fields for instance
nothing remotely romantic about the place. theres a very good reason no-one goes there or even knows they exist ftmp
>>79104117
looks like something some sort of deep sea invertebrate would eat
>>79103445
>>79103547
knew I had this saved somewhere
The PLA would HEEM the british armed forces, literally wouldn't even be a challenge
>>79104275
My mum seemed a bit miffed about this earlier. She doesn't get paid much. But I've never had a job and am looking for one now, so I was tempted to ask her how she'd feel if I ended up at McDonald's.
>>79104248
Poor people still wouldn't eat healthy. they eat shit because they're lazy genetic filth with low IQs who can't think beyond tomorrow.
>>79104392
think you're a bit mean lad
>>79104341
its fine because the workers will have earned some money which they can invest in capital for when they're unemployed.
workers bargain with employers, i'm not sure why tarquins and yanks are so offended by this.
i negotiated a higher wage at the start of my job. i'd also strike if i wanted to demand something off my employer.
>>79104314
>For one Iraqi man in Sweden that encounter was with a man called Abu Kevin - and Arab social media have fallen in love with him.
>Abu Kevin is a Swedish security guard who happens to speak fluent Arabic and was filmed speaking with an Iraqi driver at an unidentified checkpoint in Sweden.
>The driver started speaking with the security guard , known also as Kalle, in Arabic, asking "You're Swedish? Are you really Swedish, originally?"
>"Yes I'm originally Swedish," Abu Kevin confirmed.
>"How did this happen? How did you learn Arabic?," the driver asked.
>Abu Kevin, which means father of Kevin in English according to a patronymic naming convention traditional in the Middle East, explained that he is married to a Syrian woman and has two children, Kevin and Sandy.
>"I love speaking Arabic, I learned from watching TV," he continued, mentioning a famous Syrian TV series "Ghawwar Toshe".
>He also showed the driver the names in Arabic of his children tattooed on his arm.
>Some took the opportunity to reflect on their own language skills.
>"Swedes learn Arabic, and all we know are 10 words of Swedish," said Aziz Ali.
>While Mohammad Nour Nour joked: "They lost hope in us learning Swedish so they learned Arabic!"
>Fadi Anser congratulated Abu Kevin's wife: "Good on her, instead of learning Swedish she taught him Arabic!"
>>79104334
there's already food stamps and subsidized housing, so UBI's kind of pointless
>>79104205
literal best post in this thread
Did the gorta mor happen lads or was it an Irish trick?
>>79104392
alri tarquin
video chat didn't go well
>>79104059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajLzAuyHHp0
>>79104366
Subverting the social order is a good thing
>>79104422
thanks la
put footballers on mcdonalds wages and see how fast things change
>>79104281
>strawman
lol
i'm the most baist person itt
>>79104415
delete this mate
>Mao kicked all of the Opiate-pushing runt british degenerates out of China
based Mao, meanwhile Pakistan are literally invading the UK
just found out i'm transgendered lads
>>79104364
sounds more like turkmenistan or uzbekistan.
kyrgyzstan is relatively democratic and free (for the region) its just poor as fuck (but those countries are strangely sort of developed for how poor it is because the soviets put in the key infrastructure which places like india or africa are still devloping).
>>79104454
yaaaaaaaasssssssssss baaaaiiiiiiiiisssstttttttttttt
Gutted that I'll never see that qt from the flight ever again
>>79104454
le BASED black man
how do people even get fat
just do drugs lol
>>79104460
Fucking move to china then you twat
Sick of your shite posts mate
>>79104282
http://aqicn.org/city/ulaanbaatar/mongol-gazar/
>>79104054
>Being an adult and earning minimum wage
give the bankers bonuses to binmen
>>79104457
Don't worry lad. Your government will detect it soon and delete it for me.
evening fellas
>>79104460
Mao was a good lad. Most Chinese still like him. Despite the best efforts of the capitalist roaders to bury him.