1607: Americans begin to grow tobacco for the British. Making them an economic superpower for the first time and fucking over the Spanish
1754: The British force americans to die for them, over Canada.
1764: British force americans to house their troops, pay higher taxes, and can't settle certain lands
Petition of Rights is a meme anyways
1776: America Rightfully revolt.
1783: America win.
1807: America embargos both France and the U.K. because of Napoleon
1810: British fund Indians in the Tecumseh War, against the Americans
1812: America declare war because they keep trying to undermine us.
1860: British almost begin to fund the CSA, Russia stopped them from doing so however. Muh cotton
1898: British support America in the Spanish-American war because they could see that we were a superpower.
1917: First World War. America and Britain fight together for first real time.
1939: America has to fund the British to keep them from collapsing from the Nazi's
1944: America and Britain invade France and rape the Nazis
1946: Manhattan project finishes, thanks to British physicists help
1950: British physicist sells nuclear information to the Soviets
2009: Stupid Brit claims we have a """""""special"""""" relationship
>>79100690
>1860: British almost begin to fund the CSA, Russia stopped them from doing so however
>>79100929
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_diplomacy
http://knowledgenuts.com/2015/02/01/how-the-russian-navy-saved-the-union-in-the-civil-war/
>>79101119
There's no evidence Britain was ever going to intervene in the Civil War, let alone on the side of the South. I've no idea where Americans get this entire idea from. Britain had been a staunch abolitionist country for almost a hundred years by the time of the ACW, tens of thousands of British people volunteered and served in the Union Army. I'm convinced all this nonsense is because of those stupid raiders.