Ask a Mexican anything

>>79099521
Can you send me a poncho?

>>79099614
Ponchos are from Perú.

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>>79099521
are you a Mexican?

Why do you put shoes in the fridge?

>>79099667
I think

>>79099708
>portuhots

>>79099719
do you know what cumbia is this?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JrkmJnepGk

What did you eat for breakfast? What's the murder rate in your region?

>>79099773
Not really, but maybe it's because of the whistling. If I heard the real song, maybe.

>>79099779
Scrambled eggs and milk.
I'm not sure, honestly, last time I checked it was 8 per 100,000. But even so, I live in the safest place of the city, so, meh.

>>79099921
midomi can't find it either. it's the guitar intro

>>79099521
Do you like Speedy Gonzales?

>>79100278
I liked him when I was a kid.

>>79099521
Have you ever killed a person?

what is the best place to get a cold mexican beer in mexico

>>79100402
No, but I've opened human bodies

>>79100441
A good beach

>>79100480
wait you're the morgue mexican?

>>79100579
Nope, but I saw one of his threads one time.

>>79099773
Maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf0gxVJWVJo

>>79101004
maybe that one, but it had an electric guitar looping the intro instead of singing

>>79099655
So is that a yes?

>>79102159
It's was thinly veiled no.

>>79102206
why?

>>79102964
I can't

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>>79099521
Do you think it's stupid to give foods the name Tex-Mex?

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>>79099521
i took the latina pill and I want to hook up more with your women. Some Mexican bitches can be bad, I need them to dance on my cock. Is salsa the best dance to learn? What do you guys dance to?

>>79103276
No, I don't see why I would think that.
>>79103342
Cumbia, salsa, reggaeton, the meme popular song of the week/month

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>>79103471
thank you mexi-bro. I'll remember you when my white ass salsas with thicc latinas

>>79101868
Yo, I think i've found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=107&v=Ku1fWC4YUBk

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>>79103746
THAT ONE!
thanks! i owe you

>>79099521
What's the best mexican food and are you allowed to own a gun?

Why Mexico never break the NAFTA agreement?
There is anything good in the agreement for the Mexican people?

>>79103985
1. For me: pozole, moles in general, squash flower soup / cream / quesadillas, tacos (al pastor, barbacoa, carnitas), huitlacoche, chocolate :^)
2. Technically yes

>>79104132
1. Because it makes our elite and politicians rich
2. Some things (cheap goods, jobs), but mostly no (bad paying jobs, destroyed agriculture).

>>79104241

Why did Mexicans killed the Maximilian I? You guys could be the one building a wall to keep Americans out.

>>79104368
1. Because he was a foreign invader
2. Because he barely had any control of the country or support from any side (including France and the conservatives who first brought him)
3. The only positive thing he ever did was constructing a single street
4. He actually ordered the execution of tens of thousands of Mexicans

>>79104241
Is chocolate much cheaper in Mexico?

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>>79104556
Probably

Also forgot to say: Sopa de Lima, Relleno Negro, Cochinita Pibil, Chiles en Nogada, Rajas con Crema, Pan dulce in general, Huachinango a la Veracruzana / Naranja, Nopal Salad, Corn Cream, Papaya candies, etc.

I don't man, there's too much to make a single list.

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>>79104701
Do you guys have fried squid from these assholes?

Pic related.

>>79105061
I don't know if fried, but I know that people fish them out of the Sea of Cortes. I've never tried them myself.

>>79099521
¿salsa verde o salsa roja?

>>79105312
Depende de para que, chicharrón = verde, tacos al pastor = roja.

what is the most popular anime in mexico

>>79107031
DBZ

>>79099521
Who killed pancho villa?

>>79107226
Possibly Alvaro Obregon

do you like belize

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>>79107418
I don't know much about it, but this place looks cool.

>>79107807
Do you like tequila? Do people still talk about the Cristero War? Ever been to Sahuayo?

>>79108235
1. Yes
2. I mean, they teach about it in schools, but I can't remember anytime where it came into a conversation.
3. No

>>79099521
what is your favorite mexico meme

>>79108690
The American Southwest

Why do you folks racist against your own people? Why do you ripe off people that are White? Why do Trust White people more than your own people?

>>79108995
That's a pretty basic understanding of how things work here, never mind that it is a bit contradictory in itself. But it's a bit understandable considering you have only been in Guadalajara for a couple of weeks, I think.

>>79109100

They were just questions, i certainly don't hate it here though. I guess as time goes on ill learn to understand.

>>79109254
They are a bit hard to explain, specially when I don't know exactly of what kind of bullshit perception you mean, so really, what kind of answer did you expect?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casta
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Class_discrimination
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_in_Mexico

Also
>racist against your own people
>ripe off people that are White
>trust white people more
1. This doesn't make any sense when put together.
2. The first question is already answered with the wiki links
3. The ripping people off is neither exclusive to Mexico (as it happens almost everywhere in the world as a tourist/foreign/immigrant), and it isn't aimed specifically at "white" people, but instead, at foreigners in general (including internal tourism). Never mind that the regular Mexican isn't excluded from this either.
3. What do you mean with "trust more whites than my own"? Are you implying that white Mexicans aren't my own? And again, part of the answer to this question comes in the links above, as well as the fact that we are heavily influenced by your media and it's standards.

Of course, the reality is much more complicated, but hey, I can't answer such vague questions with much detail.