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porco dio chicos

mama mia!

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thanks for ruining porto you stupid anglos, it used to be a nice city to visit in the past.

>>79099415
Lmao, this curse always cracks me up

>>79099509

In my city I have English and Germans moving in.

I thought we were complete shitholes and the north is far superior ? What is making them immigrate here then.

>>79099415
does this mean girls are pigs?

>>79099594
i had never been in germany , but UK is a trully shithole, worst that spain or portugal in all aspects.

trust me, be happy to born in moortugal, central europe is a shit

>>79099732
pero jorge si tu nunca sales de casa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BK4wy_q7hY


Italians attempt to show culture to barbarians but fail to do so. 2016.

>>79099594
>What is making them immigrate here then.
Good weather? Low prices? Both?

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E AÍ TOPS
TUDO SHOW?

>>79099337
If Romanians are romans why they have slavic names?

>>79100458

I'm half Brit myself, not judging.

But it used to be the other way around. I just don't understand what has changed.

Mind you these are not old people, but young people.

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Portugal is best girl

>>79100671
No, Vikings have best girls.

>>79100591
You mean South Europeans people leaving their country? It still happens.
https://elpais.com/elpais/2017/08/29/inenglish/1504002024_219101.html

>>79100788

Would.

If they could.

>>79100876
Yeah that's about the ones that would. I'm one of those that moved.

>>79100958
Really ?

Where are you from ?

Why Sweden though.

>>79100671
>Romania has no arms
Are they in a Muslim country?

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>>79100573
ya mean greek?

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So today a Brit on vacation thought I was British and approached me in English asking me where I'm from and I'm enjoying my vacations.

How do I wash the shame /int/?

>>79101021
Spain, and because I like Sweden, the language, the culture etc. I lived in Denmark too.

>>79101240
How does someone look british nowadays?

just stand in the sun til you look like a prawn

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>>79101240
a new zealander once thought i was from the usa
he said that i looked like the average statian

>>79100591
>In my city I have English and Germans moving in.
>Mind you these are not old people, but young people.
How? I hope it ain't the New British and New Germans.

can one of you guys understand romanian? ive heard friends talking it but i couldn't understand shit. is it even a romance language?

>>79101308
mostly middle eastern, south asian, and african features
so a random Portuguese is a good approximation

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>>79101240
>he turns pink under the sun
how can you stand the summer cumskin?

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>>79099337
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

>>79105680
Of course I fucked it up, meant for >>79099509

>>79099337
Eu desiero foder a Rumania

>>79099337
wtf italy is nordic, delet this!

>>79104428
este
in unele cazuri mai mult decat italiana

>>79101290
snowburner

>>79102798
kek

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>>79100671
Yes indeed

>>79102798
>>79106293
top 10 anime reveals

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Ok lads, let's talk about what we all have in common : saint seiya.
Who is the best gold saint and why it is Camus ?

>>79106928
>Camus
What a weird way of spelling "Aries"

>>79105406
They played right into that one.

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>>79105414
I-I-I-I'm a Northern Tuga.

>>79107341
Nah,you just don't get out of the house

Why are we so superior lads?
Is it the north african admixture?

>>79107537
I can't without sunscreen if it's during the summer.

>>79107582
>Is it the north african admixture?
Barbarians simply CANNOT compete

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>>79107582
>>79107641

They can't compete, and they know it.

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>>79107582
cold weather all year round and lack of sunlight fucks your mind up

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M É M É
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>>79107582
You are North Africa

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>>79107582
They can't compete

>>79111041
I have el loro, do you want it?

We should bring the Latin language back

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>>79111133
>tfw no greater romance co-prosperity sphere with a modernised version of latin as its official language
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

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>>79111114
dehuelbelo

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>>79111173
OOPS

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>>79111209
jej

>>79111393
DELET

>>79111434
This is what happens when you rape people

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>>79111552
>rape
>implying they didn't want the BCC

>>79108041
wtf? son. south europeans are white, in fact the core of white european identity it was defined by us.

>>79113207
>this new

>Tu esti roman?
>DA!

:>

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>rodrigo janot
why is this guy trending on twatter?

>>79113841
As always, dad is best girl