Why do Americans dress like such slobs?

>>79095122
you are the burger, you tell us

>>79095190
We don't want to look like metrosexuals, I suppose.

>>79098712
This. Who gives a fuck what people think? I just wear whatever. Better than looking like some /fa/ggot that takes themselves very seriously.

>>79098712
you cant look like metrosexual if your weight is around 120 kg

trully thing is america is a totally
unsightly nation. their cities, their dress, their women...all things are ugly as fuck there desu

Society dictates that I need to wear something to cover my body in public. On different days and at different times of the year, the amount that I wear and the material that it consists of should vary to offer the appropriate comfort and protection. Those are the only constraints that apply to my clothing, and the only factors on how "well" I'm dressed have to do with the utility of the clothing itself. Anything beyond that is corporations trying to sell you shit you don't need.

"Fashion" is the most retarded shit in the world.

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>>79099073
Tell me more.

No gay here, but I think well-dressed Mediterraneans are the most attractive men in the world.

>>79099379

>fashion is the most retarded shit in the world

Typical American. You're making us look bad.

>>79099379
This. Don't fall for jewish memes

>>79095122
>Grown men weren't walking around with baggy basketball shorts, a graphic t-shirt, baseball cap, and flip flops like they do in the land of freedom
Some of us do.

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>>79099073
>all things are ugly as fuck there desu
Their nature is gorgeous, though.

>>79099609
then why won't you just try to talk to one mediterranean? Slide your penis into his a-hole?

You know what europeans say? One time in the ass doesn't make you gay, right? Everyone makes mistakes...

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>>79098913
> Who gives a fuck what people think? I just wear whatever.
oh... right

i dress for maximum comfy because I have nowhere to go. Like why get all dressed up to go to the grocery store or gas station? I own some nice clothes but never get to wear them. I'm either in my work clothes. gym clothes or comfy clothes. I live in Florida so usually I go full brazilian mode. Tank top, basketball shorts or swimmy trunks, and sandals.

mantitties need room to breathe