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Pain edition
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I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair.
You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution I'm going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB. And I will slaughter every spoiled, stuck-up, blond slut I see inside there. All those girls I've desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes. I'll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you.
You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha male. Yes. After I've annihilated every single girl in the sorority house, I will take to the streets of Isla Vista and slay every single person I see there. All those popular kids who live such lives of hedonistic pleasures while I've had to rot in loneliness for all these years. They've all looked down upon me every time I tried to go out and join them, they've all treated me like a mouse.
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>>79098954
where bouts? down there for work alot maybe we could meet and get a few beers at a gay bar
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>>79098994
im not bent
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Feel a mean poo a-brewin
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>Limmy is in Chuckiedregs Se2Ep3
mad
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99% of stuff on amazon is now weird chinese shit

the weird chinese shit has also started copying the slightly more premium chinese shit that started a while ago
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Wonder if there's a way to predict a specific poster's question and answer it before he ever posts. Hmm...
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>>79099013
me neither
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>>79098873
And wagons would make a return as well if they weren't gimped by the US federal government in competition with SUVs. SUVs get an easier pass at crash safety, at fuel economy and at emissions so that Detroit can keep building them and making dosh.

Here's an AWD, 320 hp Buick Regal wagon from the last gen that North America didn't get, neither the wagon nor the AWD nor the 320 hp (surprisingly the new Regal will be available as a wagon though, but I suspect it to not fare well against larger, cheaper crossovers and SUVs).
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Why. Am I. A. VIIIIIIRGIIIIIN !!
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>>79099014
haha good image
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>>79099014
The "aryan" part of NS is interchangeable with other races

See:baathism
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friendly reminder: Donald trump is a KGB agent, a vote for trump is a vote for russian control over the USA
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think I have food poisoning. feel horrible and cold
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>>79099046
ugly/loser/boring/posting on 4chan
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>>79099038
yeh mate nothing weird about 2 straight blokes frequenting a gay bar.
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>>79099047
good
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... its time...
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>tries to insult Micra Leaf
>posts a Camero
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>>79098973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqn8gTmEQw
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Television presenter Kirsty Gallacher has admitted drink-driving after being caught at more than three times the legal limit.
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>>79099047
i object to the use of briton there.
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decalcifying my pineal gland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80eJwvShspA
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the rents are out for the week, party round mine yeh? klik me for postcode
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had an idea
might try to make a wsg-bump but for brit

i have zero videoediting experience however
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>be american
>can't understand why someone would want a car that's small, agile, and nice to drive, but doesn't cost an arm and a leg
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>>79099098
there is one in london where the bogs have glass urinals against a glass wall facinginto the club so when you are having a piss everyone can see your willy
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>>79098664
get a test kit. sent mine away last week, they take 6 weeks to come tho lol
can't wait going to be interesting, one of my grandparents was a GI that shagged my Scottish Granny in Germany, other two granparents are English and Scottish.
Really hope the American doesn't have non-white genes but he had an anglo-saxon surname and it was in the 1940's so I should be good
>>79099014
'eddit
>>79099047
better map
why are northern ireland such rorkes?
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>>79099081
I feel like that all the time
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>>79099113
Do you have the video of the girl who wore the Rodge T-shirt? I can't find it.
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>>79099098
agreed drinks are cheaper too
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>tries to insult a Camaro
>can't spell it
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>>79098985
Imagine setting the bar so low for yourself that you're interested in a crappy, badly engineered GM plastic tub popular as a 16th birthday gift for spoiled highschoolers obsessed with Transformers.
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Ah yes, the Deanos are talking about cars again
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>>79099177
ok then. meet me on saturday night at OMG
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>>79099156
where? lol that sounds awesome(not gay or anything just like showing off the ol wills)
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>>79099014
croats are not slavs by origin, but only slavicized
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>>79099184
Camaro was always my least favourite common American sports/muscle car. Much prefer the mustang, viper, and corvette.
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Genuinely don't understand the appeal of cum tributes

They just look dirty
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>>79099208
unironically will haha
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>>79099230
WE WUZNT
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>Actor Insists ‘Emoji Movie’ Will Fight Trump, Make Young People ‘Adopt Progressive Values’

>The lead voice actor for The Emoji Movie insisted in an interview Thursday that the movie is a very, very important way of fighting President Donald Trump's administration, rather than just a film about talking faces.

but then

>August attendances have plummeted after a series of high-profile releases were savaged by critics and failed to capture the public’s imagination.

>Notable flops include The Emoji Movie, which The Times called “execrable”, “shallow” and “crass” in a rare zero-star review. The Sony film has taken just £6 million in Britain so far.
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>>79099256
8pm?
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>>79099156
I have a small willy though. This wouldn't help me at all.
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>>79099245
I actually respect the fatass Challenger more than the Camaro because at least it's staying true to its landbarge roots and not pretending to be a sports car while actually being a GM trashbin.
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>>79099252
You'll grow up one day
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*pours 15 liquidated seal pups into my ford f650*

HONEY I'M TAKIN THE KIDS TO SCHOOL

hunner, go grab your ammo c'mon we gon be late
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>>79099217
It's that fucking emblem that cracks me up
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>>79099289
I forgot about the challenger, not sure how good of a car it is but I do know what it can do to lefitists in Virginia
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>>79099253
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>>79099080
literally nothing wrong with russia, one of the greatest countries in the world. they listed homosexuals as having a mental illness, pretty based. and puting is a strong leader.
really like their military too; pic related is their new prototype armour
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>>79099324
is this how Albertans live?
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the goal
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>>79099324
t. You left of centre
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I'm so baist
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>Islamitist
First time listening to alex jones this is comedy gold
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sociopaths and psychopaths are the ubermensch, emotions are for brainlets
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>>79099391
yes
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>>79099430
tfw to smart for emotions
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this is a proper motor

Yanks take note
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The Golden One really is the most entertaining rorketuber
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you're an arse man aren't you Raj? you're a massive arse man
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>>79099430
until you murder someone and spend the rest of your life in prison lol
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>>79099464
looks like a fuckin nissan
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the actual goal
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>tfw you will never operate with jonas savimbi on the angolan plains
:(
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>>79099156

my worst nightmare
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>>79099462
>>79099493
>>79099494
these are men baby
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any canadian car man in?
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>>79099253
what a time to be alive
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>>79099542
>gif
fuck off
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>>79099277
frogmore street yeh? i'll be the guy who isn't gay haha
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still have no idea how bitcoin works
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>>79099518
ah yes brainlets that don't know about high-functioning sociopaths. protip: all succesful businessmen, politicians and surgens are sociopaths
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>>79099525
does it fuck you blind spastic
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>>79099563
its only used to buy drugs
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honestly beautiful
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I feel great!
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not sure i can be BOTHERED to watch our pathetic national football team again
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>>79099559
getting a bit ANIMATED there m8
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>>79099566
how do you know?
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>>79099563
have invested £1500 in it and I still don't know

made a bit of money on it though
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>>79099084
all me
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>>79099464
disgusting numale taste
pic related is an alpha males car
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FUCKING HAMMER MY MAN VAG PLEASE
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>>79099398
Good goal. Aussies make (made to be exact) better American cars than Americans.
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>>79098973
>>79099014
>>79099384
>>79099493
>>79099519
*cleanses you of your hate*
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desperately want to leave the country.
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>>79099560
yeh thats the one. ok see u then
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>>79099650
rolling my eyes so much I'm inspecting my frontal lobe

you're trying to hard you fucking gaylord
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79099623
dont care
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any rented flat in High Wycombe on the 4 September 2017 man in
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>>79099671
fuck u tim
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>>79099245
Mustangs are boring without forced induction, viper is the same unicorn I wouldn't want to live with that it was in the 90's, corvettes are alright but everybody has one. Cruise around town for an hour or two and you'll see at least a dozen.
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>>79099650
t. Pavel
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hate trains
love cars

simple as
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>>79099399
france (), germany (objectively the fittest but i like a bit of a meme fuck), america, mexico uk, russia.
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please get me out of this country this is an appeal can somebody in the united states can get me to the united states of america now so i can be a citizen over there i'll never come back to this horrible country again where my pc is attacked like this people are playing with my life like the way they're doing i want to be in the united states of america a us citizen please get me to that country if you can hear me please get me to that...we're watching this film here whats on the telly... please get me to the united states of america so i can get out of this awful country where these disgusting people that mess me around like this the reason they're hacking my pc like this.
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POPSCI IS THE RELIGION OF HIPSTER FAGGOTS AND BILL NYE + nEIL dEGRASSE TySON ARE THEIR [FALSE] GODS
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e30 - nu-male bmw
i3 and 3 series - bugman bmw
1 series - deano bmw
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DR PAVEL

I'M FOUR LIONS
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>trying to stop taking valium but cant sleep without it
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>>79099683
>trying too hard
its literally the car I drive, only numales fawn over overrated jap knock off sportcar shitboxes. literally underage, bet you're too young for a license
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>>79099763
I'm in the same boat only with clonazepam
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>>79099705
I like both, and trucks and tractors and planes as well. All good. Only ships are a bit boring.
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any fashy lads in
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>>79099756
>e30 - nu-male bmw
dont think you know what nu male means
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how am i supposed to feel about north korea lads
on one hand watching a nuclear war from the comfort of my home would be very entertaining, while on the other hand a lot of people would die and it would hurt our economy
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nothing more boring than the england mens football team
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Rorke: Khorne
Brody: Slaanesh
Reasonable Centrist: Tzeentch
Radical Centrist: Malal
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>>79099790
>its literally the car I drive

medal, post

> jap knock off sportcar shitboxes

literally have no idea what you're on about loooool
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Just realised I look like ted bundy
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surely tim could seek asylum in the united states of america.

'being messed around' is a valid reason.
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Just found out I'm gay lads
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>>79099790
It literally isn't
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>>79099756
>e30 - nu-male bmw
dont think so sweetie, best street driver in the world used it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcL1H8t6qTo
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>>79099829
buy bitcoin and precious metals. benefit from the bad economy.
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>>79099650
The Virgin Box
<-----
The Chad Cube
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>>79099819
PRETTY sure I do

it's almost exclusively adored by dickheads who 'slam' their cars and nu-males who read hypebeast magazine. overrated shitheap
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>>79099842
Awful post
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http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/royal-baby-duke-duchess-cambridge-third-baby-child-tax-credits-rape-clause-a7928666.html

leftymongs are VERY angry that the duchess of cambridge is having a third white child...how fucking dare she!
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>>79099813
More of a fishy man myself.
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ahh yes fascist aesthetic... hmm yes i sure do love marble statues and appropriated pagan symbolism and marching in unison and latent homosexuality... oo yea
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>>79099895
had this exact car when i was younger
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Where do I meet cute weird girls?

I'm sick of normal girls. All the girls I've met through bumble and tinder seem too normal for me. Then bars/nightclubs are that taken to an extreme. And then the other end of things (ie. okcupid) is filled with genderqueer porkers.
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bet all these car fags listen to vapourwave and other meme genres
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nothing more boring that people who don't have an interest in football. reckon they're closet poofs
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>>79099872
>>79099844
underage
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Don't hate gays since i'm not a homosexual.
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>>79099929
No you didn't at all
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the e30 is just a poor man's 2002
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how do BMWs of all ages manage to look good yet another car from 2007 already looks awful?
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>>79099929
you fucking did not
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nothing says homosexuality like order and discipline and marble halls
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>>79099949
Paki liar
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any xcom man in
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I need the gays to be put out of business
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>>79099813
who is this qt
>>79099895
chav cube*
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any cosa nostra man in?
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>>79099951
>>79099977
i did. i'd post a pic but it's doxxable
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>>79100002
Stop lying, no one is impressed
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*mutters the n-word under my breath on the bus barely audible but the black woman on the other row may~ have heard me but chose not to react*

*go home and post pictures of greek statues and swastikas**

did my part against white genocide and you?
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>>79099895
Oogled an Audi Coupe for a while until I realized that you can't be seen in an Audi anymore because only complete arses drive them nowadays. Also clean ones are becoming expensive. So I'll keep driving my Toyota.
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>>79099951
its quite cheap and used to be cheaper, seems like you have the case of fox and grapes
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hahahaha
>y-your car's shit I drive a bwm like the best street racer ever!!

go play with your fucking hotwheels mate loooooool
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thoughts?
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the 'I'm middle aged and overweight and take 2 """business""" trips to Thailand every year' car
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>>>/lit/9979287

>>>/lit/9979287

>>>/lit/9979287 NEW
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>>79100031
i'm not lying
>>79100033
had one of these too except it was black
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*Cars*

guess i'm going to have to put my posting in R and get out of this deano thread.
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imagine not wanting to sit on a nice big hairy cock
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>>79099902
The author says she's happy for them :]
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>>79100054
Would love it up my arse
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>>79099902
Can't find anything about race you mong its about some law which requires women to prove their third baby is theirs or something.
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OH SHIT THEY KILLED CIA
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laughing at these hairdresser and deano cars
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The left fails to understand nuance in argument against their position.

Either you're with them, or you're a nazi.

If you so much as try to argue against tertiary genders or mass immigration, you're an Enemy, a Wrong Person, equal to David Duke.
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>talking about cars
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any cheeky spliff man in
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>>79100039
Seems like you're full of shit
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>>79100054
the chad transmission
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>>79100119
Have you ever noticed that political posters tend to refutations of posts that were not made. For example: a post like 'Leftists always say X, but let me show you why its really Y', when in fact no one had argued X prior to that post?

The reason is the influx of ideas into the mind favours ideas of contention and anger, because in nature such ideas have kept humans from rotting in situations dangerous to them. Anger is a visceral sensation and anger-inducing ideas take first place in the mind's hierarchy of what to consider.

Politics is a great thing to anger people over, and that is why the daily mail and express always go on about 'FURY' and 'DESTROYED', whilst the guardian and independent go for hyperbolic articles 'Theresa may ends everything good for ever, to scratch her friends back'.

The thing is that usually the opposition is not that anger inducing. if i listen to a corbyn speech as a rorke, i may disagree, but if i listen to the entire speech and hear it all in context, i probably won't get as angry if i just listen to soundbites of it. and so that is what the politically-minded (non-centrist) seeks, sound bites that they can get angry at. in fact they do not even need to have an actual quote, if someone else tells them second hand that the opposite side was saying something they disagree with it works far more efficiently.

And thus, for sake of feeding the anger in the mind (just as the wanker feeds his urge to masturbate or the fatty feeds his urge to eat), the poltically minded constantly contemplates what his opposition might be thinking or arguing, not in its entirety, but just enough to make them angry.

Its a sorrowful addiction of sorts.
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>>79099992
Alri jelly povvo
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*leans out the window*

GET YOUR RAT OUT
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>>79100060
>What kinda car you want, lad? - Like an MR2, only slower and less reliable. - No worries, I've got just the wheels for you!
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>>79100074
You are lying
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>>79100125
yeah that'll be good for one or two tokes
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Just copped this vinyl
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>>79100158
australian subhuman
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>>79100032
>not living in a country where everyone is racist
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>>79100158
do a wheelie
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anus absolutely soaking in blood.

dunno why
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>>79100187
it's hash sweaty you toke it slow x
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>>79100214
Stop having sex with multiple other men.
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>>79100238
>>79100125
>not rolling with baccy so you can roll a bigger joint and it burns even slower
>>
have almost no interest in and know virtually nothing about cars

I just need mine to be a corolla and get me from A to B. nothing more really
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Thoughts on this motor?
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wtf isn't the new rick and morty episode just fanfiction of what happened in fusionfall?
>>
when's tim gonna buy a guitar tuner or learn how to play guitar
>>
>>79100256
it's baccy and hash
>>
>>79100158
>lifts pic off pistonheads
>thinks he's wealthy because he claims to have a old fucking banger

LMAO. fucking state of pakis
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>tfw a cyclist who uses trains (finessing cheap ticket tricks)

cagers will never.
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>any cheeky spliff man in
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LITTLE FINGERS DEAD HAHAHAHA
>>
wypipo nazi
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>>79095111
so, is received pronunciation good or bad in your opinion?
>>
AND THE TING GOES...
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>>79100261
single dad who won't come indoors to his ex-wife's house and instead honks the horn to let his kids know he's outside core
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>>79100261
It's a Ford Contour!
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>>79100275
>>
>englel
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>>79100283
Would do this too but theyre making it harder to bring bikes on
reservations and shit
you also have to shove your bike in some awkward position blocking everyones path all the time
>>
>>79100184
nah. was big into audis when i was a teenager. loved watching class b rally. fell in love with the S1 quattro. wanted it for myself, so i bought a ur-quattro with 330k miles on it which i only had for a year before trading it for a 1991 coupe quattro which i was planning on putting an S4(AAN) engine into and upgrading the turbo, but that never happened.

drove a 1991 90 quattro 20v for over 3 years. would probably still be driving it if i hadn't hit some black ice and wrecked it into a ditch, totaling it

i'd post pics of my old cars but they are reverse searchable to the forums i used to post on where you can see my username/real name
>>
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>>79100316
>>
I'm an unreasonable man get on my case
>>
>>79100158
very very jealous, what's your job?
>>
>Englel
>>
>>79100285
thanks for spoiling it for me dickface
>>
>>79100331
usually don't take my bike on the train but a brampton would be a solution.

only problem with my cycling trick is that you can't do it in a hilly city like sheff or 0121 or wherever else has hills. for london and manchester works welll though.
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>>79100261
rorkemobile
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the goal
>>
>>79100370
Selling things on Amazon and buying and selling crypto-currency
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>why yes, i insist you are envious of my 30 year shit mobile that i bought for £1k
>>
Weed gives me temporary psychosis then after I'm no longer high i have weird derealisation for weeks after
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The whip
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>>79100189
>I'll make it up to you
>I swear, I'll make it up to you
>I MISS YOU
>>
>it's a Sinead tries to join in with the lads episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5czKg_1ks
>>
>>79100158
http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/bmw/e30/221365

dickhead
>>
>>79100405
This makes about as much sense as having a Cadillac Seville goal car in Europe. Exotic AND unreliable.
>>
>>79100308
>>79100404
both accurate

you left out the working class part, night shift worker or retail manager.
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>>79099046
You're not confident enough mate
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>>11358484
The gf
>>
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flux before 8
>>
>>79100454
won't be hovering the cursor within 500 pixels of this link
>>
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>>79100443
love old rovers

hate non-british cars

simple as
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the goal
>>
>flux

Lol
>>
>>79100464
baited
7 (you)s
>>
>>79099650
>pic related is an alpha males car
It's a chavs car, you utter manlet.
>>
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I have a confession to make. I don't hate all American cars. Some look pretty sharp, and some of the older ones are actually no bigger than modern European shitbarge SUVs.
>>
*turns on windows 10 night mode*
>>
>>79100508
why would you drive a 60 year piece of junk you stupid burger.
If you got the money might as well buy something impressive
>>
>>79100454
literally, LITERALLY a mossad agent
>>79100533
chavs can't afford cars that are 12k
>>
sargon makes $8,570 a month through patreon. probably more through other means
>>
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>>79100464
Paki fucking rekt lmao
>>
>>79100298
It's seen as a neutral accent. It's very useful and respected in most of the good professions - basically anything that involves talking (law, academia, broadcasting, etc), because it's easy to understand. It's also associated with highly educated people. Posh people speak with heightened versions of RP
Many people use RP in their professional lives buy then relax and use their local dialects in private. There's less snobbery about regional accents than there used to be, but it's still there
>>
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love 70s british car aesthetics
>>
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dreamcar, fuck all your overpriced shitboxes
>>79100593
he baited you lot good tbf, quite a lot of replies you dun goof'd falling for it
>>
>>79100571
t. Ahmed 'WE GETTIN ARAB MONEY' Al-Sheikh
>>
>>79100601
>tfw speak a softened version of my dialect professionally
>>
did the screen go orange?
>>
>>79100540
you'd change your mind immediately if you ever had to drive that. it's a piece of shit
>>
/brit/ is a general for everyone.
>>
>>79100626
I know which one would make the ladies wet.
>>
>>79100571
this is bait
>>
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the goal
>>
>>79100636
How bad can it be? I mean, what is there to driving anyway? As long as it goes around corners as well as a Toyota Corolla and is more comfortable and similarly reliable, it's already better than a Toyota Corolla.
>>
>I drive a hatchback

you might as well hang a sign around your neck that says "I'm a povvo runt" on it too
>>
ah yes carl of swindon
>>
When he wakes up he has a surprise lol
>>
>Cars

The Virgin Thread

Vroom, vroom VROOOM!!!!
>>
>>79100666
not the kind im interested in
>>
>>79099790
>>79100158
>>79100464
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>
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i will continue to post old british cars
>>
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>>79100716
Hmm yes indeed
>>
>>79100703
im not fussed about cars really. i just see them as devices to get from point A to point B. and on weekends point C.
>>
>>79100723
all revved up
>>
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>paki samefag trying to claim he baited people after losing his rag when he was called a liar.

Fucking kek
>>
>>79100723
Here comes the sophisticated bus rider crowd, feeling smug and superior because they don't give in to material symbols and will instead read Sartre on the bus.
>>
>>79100540
Problem with american cars is that they're extremely unreliable, prone to breaking and will never last more than 5 years without having to spend some serious cash in fixing it, at which point it's better to just buy a new car. The benefit is that they're made so cheap and depreciate really hard that if you need a car you can probably buy some 20 year old shitbox for $800.
>>
If England don't win tonight, I'm going to head outside and smash some Slovak heads

Brick some Polish shops too for good measure
>>
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>>79100723
This

Cringe when my mates start talking about cars, especially when birds are with us.
>>
might stick a cheeky finger up the bum, just see what I find up there
>>
>>79100803
kys instead lad
>>
>sargon of Akkad patreon

imagine how calcified your pineal must be to donate to that pseudo-intellectual runt
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>>79100803
just reported this post to the rochdale constabulary.
>>
>>79100803
Post your boipucci
>>
>>79100724
lol edgy af

>>79100686
no you just want to be a edgy retard by saying "durr the ol' good times" when you know that old garbage is maybe a once good fun drive but not an every day drive car. It's old as shit, slow as shit (compared to the supercars today) and unsafe as shit.

Basically it's shit.
>>
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*PLOUGHS THROUGH YOUR SHITBOX*
>>
>>79100803
Typical paki
>>
>>79100762
what does it mean
>>
>>79100848
how is that edgy? i dont want shallow gold diggers around me.
>>
>>79100762
Britain's greatest mind.
definitely worth £6.7k a month.

imagine that. being a fat neckbeard gamer who gets 80 grand a year for skim reading articles and pretending to be an intellectual.

kudos to him, but god help those who actually fund this loon.
>>
>>79100801
From what I've heard everything on an American car will fall off or break, including stuff you didn't even think could break, but the engine will keep on going for hundreds of thousands of miles because it's oversized and understressed.
>>
>>79100675
>>79100675
>>79100675


new


>>79100675
>>79100675
>>79100675
>>
So weird to think that of all the places to hang out online a paki tranny chooses a mainly right wing general
>>
>>79100803
Greater Manchester Police HAVE been informed
>>
>>79100899
Golddiggers are a good once-fuck-and-dump material. And you don't only attract golddiggers, it's a 400.000 dollar supercar for fuck's sake.

Any sane woman would be attracted to it.
>>
>>79100922
Premature Thread
>>
Sargon is 1/4th black yet is totally incapable of higher order reasoning. This is what racemixing does to the white race. Not only will your children be retarded but their children will be retarded as well.
>>
>>79100859
Proud of my country?

>>79100846
Posting pics tomorrow morning
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>>79100964
Give us an exclusive look now
>>
>>79100940
GMP fucking HATE eastern Euros

They smash more heads than anyone

>>79100934
Funny where you find friends
>>
janny on form tonight
>>
Hate the following
-lefties
-ice cream sandwiches
-black coffee
-full cream milk
-chaotic neutral types
-blacks
Need something else to hate lads what should i?
>>
>>79102723
-your own continued existence
>>
I feel like I'm very baist
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