banter edition
>>0
>>79091614
cool pic
what would you rate this slag out of 10?
>>79091641
thanks im proud of it
oh fuck off
>CDD at A2
actually smart, just not challenged hard enough, simple as really
Post-banterism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDldl1BRK7Q
what is the cambridge people's assembly
it's one of those runt-y hanger-on things for left movements isn't it?
>>79091673
yes
>>79091647
7.75
sick of these modern times lads
immorality everywhere
take me back
does this picture trigger you?
Rorke: Christianity
Brody: Islam
Reasonable Centrist: Atheism
Radical Centrist: Judaism
>>79091706
nah
state of being irish in the high middle ages
actually starving lads
might become anorexic
>>79091718
The kind of person it would trigger wouldn't know what was wrong with it
>>79091718
Yes.
>>79091614
>>79091730
popapo
Might me blow me aul head off
>>79091746
insightful post
day zero
>>79091525
>>79091525
>>79091525
bloody answer me you fool
a girls armpit looks exactly like her fanny so just wank to that
>>79091730
not worth it lad
t. anorexic
black metal lads
>NK preparing to launch another missile
this is it lads, the above ground nuke + ICBM test
Prepare for WW3 boyos, finally I can leave this earth peacefully
>>79091718
Is the red cross fucky there
I could have sworn they were supposed to line up to each other
>>79091647
10 tbqh
>>79091796
have a sandwich then
legit the most beautiful woman I have saw
brexit
>>79091796
what's wrong with it? i want to be pretty
>>79091808
Would quite enjoy putting my willy in their vaginas tbqh
>>79091827
font
>>79091787
but its not you
different flag you dumdum
Newcastle.
>>79091808
is this what the average jap girl looks like? lucky if so
why is she so cute brehs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkTNpzIrWyU
>I have saw
>coal not dol--
>>79091854
he's a rorke using a proxy as a pseudo-tripcode, ignore him
>>79091825
i had a plain cheese sandwich and thats all ill eat today
>>79091836
yeah same but i have a 1500 calorie deficit, a BMI of around 17, can make a circle with my two thumbs and index fingers thats wider than my thigh yet i still hate myself aha
>>79091810
it will be 9th Sep so do something meaningful till that day lad
like say i love you to your mum
wew
>>79091854
i responded asking him a question
>>79091873
did a rorke rail your mum or something?
how often does my britbros go to the gym?
5 times a week here
>>79091808
*casts a thunder spell*
BACK TO JAPAN YOU GO
fuck the sun!
the star, not the newspaper, the newspaper is shite too but don't really have a strong dislike of it
>>79091880
fuck sake lad let me cook for you
>>79091787
it just looks a lot like my godparent's house in Hereford
and my godparents are very Wacky (tm) people, and have won competitions for:
>moustache growing
>dressing like a pirate
>minigolf
before, so entering a shed competition is the kind of thing theyd do
but its not their shed after all
hate american paranoia about communists
i mean, i hate actual communists too, i just hate how americans think there are genuinely KGB sleeper agents walking around subverting them 30 years after the USSR collapsed.
>reading newspapers
ah yes, the ol' "goyim script", good goy
>>79091901
I don't go to the gym because I'm not an insecure twat
history lesson for you lads, some of you desperately need it
>>79091928
alri Ivan
>>79091892
some set of shoulders on her
she'd make a good corner forward desu
>>79091928
there literally is you're retarded if you think countries don't spy on eachother
too young to remember this?
>>79091943
delet this post mate
doing a browse gumtree for cars and boats that i'll never be able to afford and getting depressed that i'm a pathetic shite lads
*Sells state secrets*
https://youtu.be/T62maKYX9tU
>>79091910
ah, yeah the bloke who posted that video is the one featured in it
and i'm a bit of a crazy golf fan myself
Only reliable information about the world is from every third entry in the diaries of schizophrenics. Any other information source is extremely jewish.
>>79091880
get a grip of yourself
how do feminists and other sjws feel about trannies conforming to female stereotypes (pretty clothes, long hair, makeup, feminised behaviour) when they transition?
kinda goes against their preachings, no?
>>79091962
russian agents aren't communist agents. they're driven by national interest, not ideological interest.
>>79091959
think it's the way she's standing lid. some legs on er
>>79091962
forgot link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko
>>79091946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpJ9QYNjOs
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NED
Spies? No such thing, stop being paranoid
>>79091841
>small
no thank you
>>79091867
yes maybe
>>79091862
Why
>>79091899
I just realised who you are. You're the guy who started using a proxy after mummy may brought in that internet surveillance law. bet you think people forgot about that didnt you
>>79091899
are you a real slovak or just proxy as they claim
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>79091989
communist and russian is the same thing you said kgb sleeper agents anyway which actually happens:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko
>>79091999
^
>>79091987
>a man writing a post like this
doubt
>>79091973
sick of freedom hating pinkos posting in this general
will I die from drinking 3 tins of Monster Energy a day lids?
>>79092035
probs a ftm
>>79092018
giving women the vote was a mistake
>>79092029
The FSB is not the KGB.
The KGB is gone.
5KM TO 137TH BASE LADS
LETS GO LETS GO
>>79091928
i absolutely love those hollywood films from the mid to late 90s following the collapse of the USSR about ex-soviet generals and soldiers becoming rogues and terrorists and badass yank special forces have to take them out.
really need to stop waking up at 4pm haha x
no i'm actually glad you remembered
better than people assuming i'm some northern irish junkie nutcase
>>79092064
>Alexander Litvinenko was a former officer of the Russian Federal Security Service (FSB) and KGB,
>and kgb
Should we go to war with China I would NOT hesitate to send them confidential information about British munitions factory locations and the like
Just looking out for my best interests tbqh
>>79092066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuuXgsjLj6k
>>79092096
Why deprive me of a (You) if you're glad?
>>79092104
t. wang
>>79092104
traitor, why don't you fuck off to china if you love it so much, oh because it's a shithole, larping cunt
Rorke's here don't attend any nationalist gatherings because they know they will be made fun off for being ugly.
>>79092104
hope you enjoy looking at black sackcloth for the rest of your short life
BLETCHLEY PARK IS BRITISH CODE BREAKING FACILITY EVERYONE!
NOT A RADIO FACTORY!
>>79091987
when will they learn
SURIYA
>>79092103
don't see the relevance.
>>79092104
cringy teenage larper, off yourself
>>79092104
munitions factories in this country are quite well hidden.
Should we go to war with China I would NOT hesitate to form a militia to round up the Chinese ethnics in my country.
Just looking out for my best interests tbqh
thoughts?
>>79092104
enjoy being spied on, commie
Donald Duck is a fanny
zoe
wish there was a war on
>>79092200
Good luck following me, I never leave the house
>>79092212
hmmm
>>79092149
least funny human being in britain
>>79092174
are they separate things? i guessed they would just be any heavy industry pace that could be adapted . especially going to war that you can't plan much for
>communism is ba-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB4Vkvceo0
>war with NK and America breaks out
>it aint me starts playing
should we go to war with China I would NOT hesitate to grab myself a case of 333 beer and enjoy the fun from couch here while you nerds slaughter each other
>>79092237
don't need to they'll just tap into your PC, better watch what you say
fun fact : all skyscrapers in Seoul have anti-air battery to be against north korean air raid
>>79092282
cringe
>>79092260
the UK produces a lot of weapons and ammo. Usually from hidden sites. You can drive past them but you wont see the main building as they're all up long roads in the middle of nowhere.
paki paki paki paki paki
>>79092275
communism is still bad
>>79092275
ah yes, larpers
>>>/pol/
>>79092279
cringe
>>79092256
me not on the pic because i'm a bard getting pissed
>>79092282
hope they lob a nuke at england and miss and hit dublin
preferably by next week because I don't want to go back to college
>>79092104
fun fact : no commercial airliner can fly the nothern half of seoul, or it will get shot down
>>79092282
I imagine SEA will be a huge battleground. It will be a staging ground for allied forces.
>>79092255
>>79092336
Is there an online version of this app?
>>79092336
>you want big egg rorr?
>>79092358
yeh
>>79092298
>>79092343
these facts aren't very fun kim
>>79092320
ideologues out
>cringe
Really not a fan of sub-100 iq Britons who think they're superior to me exclusively because of their shitty accent.
>>79092375
war isnt fun?
>>79092256
rolling
UKIP?????
too tired to go to the gym after uni, lads
need inspiration
>>79092358
>>79092372
it got removed because lefties said it was racist, not even memeing
umm cultural appropriation sweetie??
>>79091880
wtf cant even fit both hands around my thigh
>>79092399
nerd
purposely misspelled ye again lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQjsAJhsSw8
>>79092399
rollan
will send this to the Finnish Attache after supper i think
(attached is this: http://i.4cdn.org/int/1504537471412.jpg )
>>79092410
what
>>79092410
don't get this post at all, how?
all cookies are biscuits
but not all biscuits are cookies
>>79092435
cringe
>>79092399
cat burglar i want
>>79092435
dont care
>>79092435
send her apu and ask her if they supple apu apustaja to feed you
>>79092429
>>79092435
do they do birthday parties
>>79092346
why would it be?
most of the region would likely stay neutral
and China wouldn't go to war with the US, let alone some dinky winky island
>>79092399
>pure Wiz
>>79092435
kek
>>79092387
fuck off you cringy teenage avatarfagging larper
shouldn't you be preparing for your A level retakes?
cringe is a very teenage insult
who cares if others think what you do is cool
you arrive in sheffield
>>79092410
haha what the fuck?
why have they done this???
what is it with british towns and huge fucking motorways going right through them
stupid country
>>79092435
whos pelinen pirio
love a bit of scottish folk, why can't we make folk music like this lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKvB3g3HEPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tul6zYBp9tA
really want to go to london
>fuck off you cringy teenage avatarfagging larper
>shouldn't you be preparing for your A level retakes?
wheres the easiest place to get my head smashed in and my car keyed?
bootle? NI?
>you're in bed asleep
>woken up at 6am by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LGopSVju4
wat do lads, it's begun and you're not ready
>>79092551
clacton
the age of sails was fucking mental lids, our lads were very brave to just get on a fucking wooden ship and pop over to india across vast oceans, bloody mental
>>79092551
jobstown
>>79092519
the Finnish Cultural Attache to London
also my gf
found a munitions factory.
will send this to Xi Jinping's email in the morning
cringe
>>79092551
shit like that doesnt happen in NI they have right wing death squad paramilitaries that keep the populace in line, chavs get their knees shot off for anti-social activity
t. family over there
Are you paying attention?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_FXnSjBLY
>>79092600
kneecapping doesn't maim you for life lad
they use a 22 and shoot you in the back of knee so it hurts like a cunt but you can still walk in the future
got kicked out again lads
Good. If you are not listening carefully, you will miss things.
hate the word cringe, makes me cringe
any good synonyms?
got kicked in again lads
>>79092551
southampton
Important things.
did any of you actually use any of the high way code books or CD roms before your test?
>>79092645
timothy james byrne
Wtf Harrogate looks like Oxford
Didn't know northerners were capable of this
doing a half arsed job application
Got another good end on my Japanese dating sim lads, feeling quite accomplished right about now
I will not pause, I will not repeat myself, and you will not interrupt me.
>>79092638
they shoot major offenders in both ankles because it's worse and they never walk properly again
>>79092645
vicarious embarrassment
>>79092682
I recommend it, literally 70% of the questions were on the DVD I used
If you're not an absolute spacker, it's not necessary to be able to pass though, it just guarantees it
You think that because you're sitting where you are, and I am sitting where I am, that you are in control of what is about to happen.
doing a fully arsed job application
>>79092706
read this in Paul Keating's voice
>>79092600
>its true
Based 2bh
>tfw no right wing death squads
>A clergyman is reported in the papers to have been caught importing homoerotic pornography.
>The UVF see him, absurdly, as a danger to children, decide that he hasn't been punished enough and beat him with nail-studded clubs for being gay
>John Collet in Derry, a known sex offender who had already been prosecuted, is kneecapped in his home by Provisionals using a .38 Magnum, a larger-than-customary pistol, and he dies five days later.
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/columnists/punishment-attacks-the-fear-of-irrelevancy-drives-paramilitary-vigilantism-30714459.html
You're mistaken.
>>79092645
grimace
I am in control, because I know things that you do not know.
>>79092768
>The UVF see him, absurdly, as a danger to children, decide that he hasn't been punished enough and beat him with nail-studded clubs for being gay
>for being gay
howling
just applied for 4 jobs without reading more than the title lmao
Really hope arya dies
toil is over for 3 days in one bong and 30 bings lads
wish I could make money off sitting in my room doing Xanax and listening to chill choons
I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery,
I don't want to live my life again
>>79092689
>>79092717
>>79092811
thank x
>>79092824
timothy james byrneing at this post
>>79092832
2 minutes later: why can't i get a job
>>79092877
choon
What I will need from you now is a commitment.
>>79091614
Tell me something about Received Pronunciation please
>>79092840
Really hope she gets BLACKED
>>79092840
She goes to Essos with Nymeria
>>79092768
nice redditspacing bro!
have spent the last week drinking heavily gonna start again
You will listen closely, and you will not judge me until I am finished.
>>79092904
it's use by poof Tarquins who die from ONE PUNCH
daily reminder than your licence fee goes towards making these videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvBwWeG4Rpc
If you cannot commit to this, then please leave the room.
>>79092904
i have it
love german rap ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMILH6UEfPA
Is S.Korea coming out?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1171
Howling
But if you choose to stay, remember you chose to be here.
Sansa is an ugly cretin hope she dies
>>79092916
>checks flag
yup
everything in order here
>>79093016
fuck off bender
What happens from this moment forward is not my responsibility.
It's yours.
Is this the future of England? The chav underclass and other white proles on welfare or scrubbing toilets while the blacks, pakis and whites of nobler blood work as clerks for their new rulers, the asian and indian elites?
fuck off chinks
>>79093095
yeah haha
Pay attention.
might moved to ni it seems pretty based, how do they take english people?
half past 4 and i still have no trousers on
limey fucks
>>79093095
>asian and indian
FOY
>>79093133
I hear they prefer oral but they might bugger you if you bring a condom.
we lost the right to call ourselves 'Great' Britain when we voted for brexit.
wouldnt last 5 minutes in NI desu
very straight, i just dont look it haha
carbon-based monkeys go home
In 1985 this pimply manlet got so fed up with people calling him "The Pizza Dwarf" that he hijacked a Trans World Airlines 707 airliner and demanded a $500,000 ransom so he could have surgery to remove the contentious comedo.
Due to his appearance he was forced to appropriate an air-sickness bag to get passengers to stop shouting "Sit down Pizza Dwarf!" as he tried to give his virgin demands.
Eventually police raided the aircraft and cooked Pizza Dwarf in the plane's galley. The flight arrived at Newark Airport in New York just 15 minutes late.
nothing I hate more than royal haters
especially the ones who write vile things about the royal children
If you listen to what I say you'll try strychnine
pirate scumbags
poo
not a royal hater just wish charlotte and george would get molested and burn up in a mid air collision. simple as
>>79093243
hello bootlicker
>>79093243
couldn't give less of a damn about the royal children either way.
Queen and jugears are the only important royals.
>>79093095
it is notable that there is no meaningful difference free meal eligible chinese kids and not eligible kids while white british kids have the biggest difference
>>79093243
they usually look like this too
Wow khaleesi is becoming a real bitch
>>79093236
Haha! What a sad loser! *walks away and talks to someone else*
business idea: post-Brexit Britain is transformed into a giant pirate ship and raids mainland Europe consistently
>>79093280
What about the new kid?
reported to gchq you disgusting fuck
>>79093328
hope it's stillborn and kate kills herself
home from work lads
but im so fucking exhausted i cant relax and enjoy myself
lol
>>79093349
Lefties are so much more fashionable then Righties.
>>79093302
hm yes
the so called "mummy"
>>79093327
Black Ark Corsairs?
>>79093348
fuck off rorke. your police state isn't fully implemented yet
>>79093375
objectively false
>>79093302
who's this please lads
>>79093375
fashion is objective
*ominous whooshing*
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKabNfVkTo
>>79093375
quite like jackboots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ERIWr4uUk
Woah, did anyone hear that?!
FUCK WHITE MALES
>>79093400
not sure if i'd like the one on the right if i was assured it was a man.
know for certain i hate women, but that's gay enough to be ironically appealing.
>>79093095
My dad was brought up in an Indian family and went to a shitty comp (he was the only Indian there)
Despite his family being much poorer than most of the white kids at the school he worked hard, got into Oxford (the first kid from that school to go to Oxbridge in nearly 100 years), and is now a barrister
Whereas all the other kids at the school are now fixing drainpipes, painting buildings, or at best have become Deanos working at estate agents
Why are white working class ''people'' so fucking lazy and stupid? Is being a loser part of their culture or something? Got no respect for them at all
FUCK WHITE FEMALES
>>79093302
>saves this to the "boobies" folder
>>79093469
white people should be wiped out
right?
>>79093095
how fucking stupid do you have to be to not get 5 A*s at GSCE
where are all these retarded idiots hiding? i've never met one.
fuck loads of jfs in this thread, might have to abandon ship
>>79093529
No just w*rking class 'people'
Posh whites are fine
Brexit will result in the complete collapse of British society to the point that nobody will recognize its inhabitants as having dominated the world more then a century ago. Open violence, homophobia, sexism and intolerance will pervade all aspects of society while at the same time brutish rituals to long forgotten deities will be regularly carried out. Scotland will attempt to join the EU through it will most likely be unsuccessful and suffer a similar collapse as that of England and Wales. Northern Ireland on the other hand will be taken over by the Irish.
>>79093469
Did he work in 'bucks or 'sta?
>>79093557
should we wipe out brown working class people too?
>>79093243
royal family are pedos
>Tfw on £10 an hour now
Happy
Spotted autismo
>>79093545
>>79093545
This
Even more baffling when you consider that most state schools let their pupils do shitty meme GCSEs like PE
>>79093590
Yes, especially the rural ones
>>79093599
fuck off trillionaire
>>79093375
completely wrong, hugo boss designed nazi uniforms.
not even right-wing just find them aesthetically pleasing