MGTOW edition
>>79089802
>>79089792
yea haha x
really can't deny it anymore London looks really cool and I really want to visit it and live there
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
feet
don't like MGTOW as a thing because it spends more time talking about going it's own way than actually doing it.
t. autistic enough to not actually want a gf or sex anyway, since it could never rival the convenience of alt-tabbing and masturbating.
this may sound pathetic but years of arguing on 4chan has actually really honed my debate skill. the normies on social media are literally not prepared for the meticulous exactitude expected on 4chan so they flounder every fucking time i challenge them. try it lads.
>>79089824
london is pretty great
>>79089824
piss off sheed
hang on hang on... haha..ahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
IN YOU
IN YOU
IN YOU
PUT MY TRUST
IN YOU
>>79089861
t. uses meme arrows on facebook and youtube comments
>>79089834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpR1yNytFn0
>>79089793
But their policies revolve around making the lives of Dublin's anglo aristocracy better, because they know whose votes count for the most.
>>79089689
IN GAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERS
WAR WITHOUT TEARS
might take polyjuice potion
>this may sound pathetic but years of arguing on 4chan has actually really honed my debate skill. the normies on social media are literally not prepared for the meticulous exactitude expected on 4chan so they flounder every fucking time i challenge them. try it lads.
>>79089880
wrong
>>79089861
I shut down all my debate opponents with a swift "don't care"
sue
>>79089895
Jeux sans frontières
It's lit!
saw a car with a california plate earlier, still not sure why you would import your car all the way here
going to dublin for college dont know how I'll survive far too many foreners
>>79089910
pædophile
>>79089915
always thought she was saying "she's so funky"
lol
>>79089921
lol you silly you are a foreigner
>>79089921
fuc off were full
listening to love songs thinking of the oneitis and what could have been
>>79089856
I'm not MGTOW, i just don't date because attractive women would never date me.
Have no desire to love and protect an uggo
>>79089929
post youre waifu
>>79089935
every word
>>79089948
im on campus sweetie xx
>>79089921
Accurate.
>>79089962
>>79089935
wording if you think i'm reading every a sentence of this or if you're just yanking my chain here and posting it for a laugh
Life comes at you fast
>>79089996
Blurgh
>>79089959
desu i think i could get along better with an ugly woman
reduced interest from men might have encouraged her to actually develop a personality or interests and should make cheating less likely.
>>79089996
sad!
>>79090034
thats my thinking. just wish my dick would think the same too.
>>79089997
posted it because it's hilariously tl;dr but it's an interesting perspective all the same.
you're all fucking sickos
>Worldwide rates of either HSV-1 or HSV-2 are between 60% and 95% in adults.[4] HSV-1 is usually acquired during childhood.[1] Rates of both increase as people age.[4] Rates of HSV-1 are between 70% and 80% in populations of low socioeconomic status and 40% to 60% in populations of improved socioeconomic status.[4] An estimated 536 million people worldwide (16% of the population) were infected with HSV-2 as of 2003 with greater rates among women and those in the developing world.[10] Most people with HSV-2 do not realize that they are infected.[1]
Imagine at least a half of /brit/ have herpes
>Americans
I'm wearing a Ralph Lauren navy blue jacket. Laura doesn't like it, she says it "reminds her of her grandpa." I just smile at her when she says this, masking the hatred behind my eyes.
Beneath it, I wear a light blue polo. My pants are Central Intelligence Agency issue khakis, ugly, but blood washes off well.
I study the hood, it appears to be black cashmere, very nice. I pull it off to reveal... a bald head? "Very out of style," I mutter under my breath.
He appears to have some sort of Black and Decker food processor on his face or something. I don't recognize it. It reminds me of an episode of The Patty Winters show where she interviewed a man so fat, he needed a mask to help him breathe. I realize that without the mask and with a full head of hair he would look like Jack Johnson. Quietly I am grateful it isn't him.
I look at him and with sarcasm, ask him, "If I pulled that off would you die?"
He looks me dead in the eye and replies in some sort of Kermit-the-frog voice, "It would be extremely painful."
Barely able to contain myself at this, I hold the laughs in, grimacing.
"You're a big guy."
"For you."
don't rate maisie
or cara
you lot have shit taste overall
>>79090114
NEED that picture of a fat criminal nonce or something with maisie's eyebrows
>>79090094
OI MATE WE'RE THE PEEKY FOKING BLOINDERS
Cannot FATHOM how people wagie, would rather be a NEET failure manchild than work 60 hours every week to just be able to afford to live
>>79090147
dumb crossposter
never really understood the point of the political spectrum desu
it all just seems a bit arbitrary
Guten Tag
>on narrow mountain roads going 60, everyone trying to overtake
>literally everyone drives like a maniac at 80 even in corners
>driving the limit would get you shouted at
literally wtf is their problem
>It all began with the filing of the flight plan. Three seats were given to CIA and his men. One seat, to Dr. Pavel, a great doctor and scientist. And four... four seats were gifted to the mercenaries, who above all else, desire power. For within this flight plan was bound the strength and the will to determine why he wears the mask. But they were all of them deceived, for another plan was made. In the middle of the plane,underneath the hood, the masked man Bane forged in secret, a master plan, to control all others. And into this plan he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to crash all planes. One by one, CIA and his men fell to the power of the plan. But there were some who resisted. A last attempt to be in charge against the armies of Bane, and on the very floor of the plane, he spoke. "If I take that off will you die?" Victory was near... but the power of Bane could not be undone. It was in this moment, when CIA said ''you're a big guy,'' that Bane, stared into his eyes and said ''for you.'' And CIA, enemy of the masked man, was defeated.
>>79090191
This, need a system like China, 1 party rules and does the best for the country, can't be bothered thinking for myself, would love a regime where I'm told what I should be thinking
>on narrow mountain roads going 60, everyone trying to overtake
>literally everyone drives like a maniac at 80 even in corners
>driving the limit would get you shouted at
>literally wtf is their problem
>>79090232
this but unironically
>>79090217
people are fucking dicks on the road, always do the speed limit but still BMW and audi drivers get right up your ass
Always go nice and slow to piss them off
cant believe autistic correct germans cheated those pollution tests
>>79090263
SLOW
YOUR
ROLL
Desperately praying for a return to violent nationalism.
used to leave youtube recommended music playlists on in the background while doing other things but can't anymore on account of it always inserting some normoid top 40 rubbish for some reason
>>79090263
>Always go nice and slow to piss them off
do the same haha
>fathom
>>79089996
she's cute
>>79090309
Thats what you get for being into anime.
>Desperately praying for a return to violent nationalism.
need a british gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_2XzfXa2IM
paranoia
>>79090304
cannae wait for the ra to blow up your town square
geroma nantes
NEED to punch a paddy in his stupid face tbqh
>>79090365
I'm actually into Kyary and that sort of just showed up there as a result
>>79090398
Why would the ra blow up Belfast City Centre?
>>79090226
isildur's bane?
>>79090309
Every few years I check the the most watched list on youtube and find these songs with literally hundreds of billions of views by musicians I've never heard of in my fucking life
Literally videos so popular that everyone from international bankers to housewives in tiny African villages must have watched them multiple times and somehow I'm the one out of the fucking loop
Hate this normie planet, hate it
>>79090418
weaboo
why is boston so rich? Large Irish diaspora methinks
http://www.miamiherald.com/latest-news/article164216057.html
ctrl+f "ku klux klan" "nazi" "supremacy/supremacist" "anti-semite"
>they're just rescuing migrants and taking them back to the shores they left
oh dshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35eEljsSQfc
muslims btfo. they really are cunts.
>>79090442
you don't say
>>79090498
thye got rid of them because jews are dangerous
>what's your job?
>"oh i'm a writer :)"
Pcp
A pc police victory
>>79090498
Yeah but Jews are equally bad, if not worse, so Algeria gets the last laugh.
best way to sober up lads?
>>79090469
irish number one!
>210mg codeine down the hatch
>tin of sips
>cigs
bliss
God save the queen!
Ah yes the early 00's
>>79090538
drink water a lot and pee a lot
paki defence force crawling out the woodwork. typical.
>>79090498
fuck Israel
I hope it gets burned to ashes
>>79089996
good lad
>>79090559
the daughter is ugly but the prince is qt
>>79090571
israel, where are your refugees?
>>79090498
they're all here lol
>>79090538
Take a gander at Ireland's latest census and how the native population has nosedived to only 82% in despite the "fuck off anchor babies" amendment in 2004.
>>79090559
hope she dies in labour
>>79090571
chuckled @ this post
>>79090595
pædophile
>Jordan Henderson named as captain for England
we literally live in a madhouse
post world class british cuisine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>>79090624
who grill here?
>>79090595
i guess for you it's
me on the left
business idea: give palestine exactly enough missiles to leave israel a smoking pile of ash where no jew can ever live again but also give israel the exact amount of missiles needed to also wipe palestinians off the face of the earth as well
>>79090609
this. The amount of jews in Europe calling for the intake of more and more refugees yet they expect their special little homeland to be protected from criticism
>>79090309
jesus its not even the worse thing on your recommended. Sort yourself out.
>>79090568
>A class
hello deano
>>79090650
i said the opposite
>>79090646
how is that illegal
>>79090559
hope she dies in tories
>>79090648
>No other sizes of this image found.
hmmm
>>79090309
No matter what songs I listen to on youtube the autoplay will return to the same 5 songs every time
fucking shitty system
>>79090629
clown world mate
clown world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssywKrybUVo
daily dose
>>79090685
oh
*alerts the authorities anyway*
>>79090672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HvqkKU2bNk
Labour is a very bad name for a party desu
SICK of seeing comments on decent albums saying inane shite like 'omg thank youuu YouTube recommendations!!!' 'heh who here from YouTube algorithm?!?!'
should be gassed the lot of em
- It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and. become one with all the people.
might get a kfc
waheyyyy
my uncle is the zodiac killer
Reckon the average Dutch person should be blindfolded with a piece of black or purple cloth before being ritually killed with an obsidian dagger.
Naked cultists should then dance around the body to a drumbeat while a priest chants the blessings of the Lower Gods.
Finally serpents should be brought to the location of the body by another priest and be allowed to devour its remains as the cultists dancing grows ever more erratic and the music more disorientating.
This is my opinion don't take it to seriously.
my uncle is bob
>>79090648
reporting in!
my name jeff
do young british people actually go around thinking "yeah i'm going to get a good career and someday buy a house and raise a family here"
because if i was british i'd be constantly looking forward to moving to a better country that has a future
Literally everyone in my life is a cynical negative bastard
>>79090789
post decent albums
post your willies lol
>>79090860
im very cynical but im the only one of my friends that is
they all call me a negative nelly
>>79090860
That's what all Irish people are like.
>>79090675
normoid runtling
>>79090860
>>79090890
>>79090893
is this the west brit battalion
ALEX
any big lads here?
reckon i could knock out any one of you
>>79090842
this is 9-year-old-tier humour and anyone who ever unironically thought it was funny is either 9 or a mentally challenged spaz
>>79090856
gonna get me some farmland and shipping containers to convert
>>79090856
I'm a young British people with a good career and a house and a fiance
getting my daily dose of the joe rogan podcast lads
there is literally nothing wrong with being a west brit
>>79090816
>cultist dancing
>>79090930
literally the biggest lad in /brit/. 6'8" 258lbs of sheer muscle. Could wipe any of your lads bums with ease.
>>79090943
Are you alri with you great grandchildren being brown Muslims?
the smiths are /brit/s official band
>>79090856
yeah
>>79090957
Already actively working on doxxing you to send your details to the bhoys.
Swore I had half a pizza leftover.
why does listening to kate bush make me gay?
im not gay but i really like kate bush... :/
>>79090933
always hated the idea of having a house out in the middle of the woods like that, especially one woth huge windows
who knows who could be lurking in the bushes watching me shag my realdoll?
>>79090979
no, so luckily I'm not a townie, I live in actual England
We in the Alt-Right are trying to make our people beautiful again
city slickers are NOT welcome in brit
>>79090981
King Crimson
Imagine not being gay. Absolute state.
*smiles*
>>79090933
probably should've looked at that pic before i uploaded it
the fuck is going on in there
>>79091011
most of the countryside is farmland but if it concerns you that much, it wouldn't be hard to put up a fence or some blinds/curtains
>I have a house and a good career
t. some codemonkey living in a 1960 2 bed terrace
>>79091048
1985 actually
thread's a bit slow for 3:29PM
sent this yesterday
and today...
>>79091009
but do you like kate's bush
>>79091073
not that bothered she's fat and old now
can't stop shitting
>>79091048
being a codemonkey is a decent career no matter how you paint it
>>79091072
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>79091072
send them
>SUOMI ON PARAS :-DDDDDDDDDDDD
don't see the appeal of vore
another break from toil wasted
>>79091093
the absolute madmen
>>79091083
let's say prime kate
i've lived on bennies for the last 6 years and have no intention of ever getting a job
thoughts?
>>79091031
although this song is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNumV2ZyQ4
/brit/ is an alt general
>>79091093
https://twitter.com/Pirpelli
DOXED
Can drive but am literally unable to park lads, practiced for hours but cannot get in to a bay, any tips?
boobies are all over the place today lads
unironically going to buy a small bit of land in the countryside and build a dwelling purely from reclaimed wood and shipping containers
not a grand designs tarquin, just a povvo simple as
>>79091093
ask if they do birthday parties
>>79091120
honestly can't see the point, get a job and meet a girl so we can have kids and struggle to afford to live?
No thanks I'm perfectly comfortable being a NEET manchild, MUCH less stress
The idea that you should "like" people simply doesn't make sense. People are tools to further your own agenda, any other opinion is born of ignorance and naivity.
fat mate got prescribed a gym membership on the nhs
>>79091119
sure then
hate lefties to my very core
I'll die lodging a steel sword in the skulls of a loudmouth lefty no doubt about it
>>79091090
this
>>79091139
MUMMY
>>79091093
>>79091174
forget to take your pills today bruce?
>>79091161
why are rich people now called tarquin? isn't tarquin a black name and therefore poor?
>>79091140
do you mean parallel parking or you literally can't even pull into a space/park on the road with loads of room?
if it's the first one just park further away where there's more room like i do haha still can't parallel park (not a woman)
>>79091133
looks really nice :)
>>79090568
[left] cute egg car
[right] over stylised runt mobile
>>79091172
>and have kids
remove that and you're happy and fine
>farted in public
>twice
>once again as i wrote this
Death can't come quick enough
https://twitter.com/Pirpelli/status/875639385982619649
lewd
>>79091174
autism
get a job, stop taking our taxes. ta
>>79091199
some leftypol retard kept spamming it to try and sound smart and the sheep here copied him
>>79091133
grimmest of the grim
>>79091140
>
then you can't drive
you can essentially do what any toddler can do which is make the car move
>>79091199
tarquin is a rich name you mong, every poncey white boy at eton is called tarquin
>>79091199
>tarquin a black name
literally what, are you getting confused with tyrone
>>79091133
could do with some roast potatoes 7/10
>hate lefties to my very core
>I'll die lodging a steel sword in the skulls of a loudmouth lefty no doubt about it
>>79091133
horrendous, makes me sick
>>79091133
not nearly enough meat in this
>>79090856
i'm a young scot and i only have two aspirations
1. a career in politics because it seems the only way a talentless runt like me could get cash
2. to emigrate to australia/new zealand before 30 and never look back.
not sure how to mediate between the two given that you hardly ever get MPs under 30, except maybe with regular foreign travel.
cant think of a single person called Tarquin. famous or otherwise.
>>79091285
sounds like a cleaning product desu
the rich wouldn't be daft enough to name their children that
>>79091258
>>79091261
not nearly common enough to be stereotype.
>>79091138
for how much Poseidon basically copied the formula of crimson king it turned out pretty solid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmRbSFvh_90
(I wanted pictures of a city but no decent version exists on youtube)
>>79091138
>implying KC isn't
I just hate how they take down ALL of their songs everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEGSY-0TQR0
>>79091285
because you don't mix in the right circles
>>79091285
>famous or otherwise.
Last king of Rome you dope.
>>79091226
Without sounding like a sperg, Finland has done more of the world than any Scandinavian country. And Finland only makes shitty mobile games, so that's saying something.
>>79091261
tyrone is a district in northern ireland you twat
>>79091309
>>79091285
literally got a mate called tarquin lol
did everyone in /brit/ go to a northern comprehensive and then on to an ex-poly or something?
>>79091072
>>79091093
nice
very impressive
>>79091285
knew a chinese guy called tarquin once
*squirms*
>>79091309
t. boarding school tarquin
get out of here before I beat your face in and steal the £500 your daddy gave you for your lunch(organic salmon with couscous)
>>79091354
weak posh twat
>>79091227
nah i have autism and i'm always devastated by how manipulative other people are
normalfags think that because i'm a sperg i can't see them going through social niceties with people they loathe just to get ahead, when the reality is i can't see anything but that, even though my own niceties are either genuine or absent.
help lads what should i say to the Finnish Cultural Attache about why i wanted to know about their sauna
>>79091322
Tarquinius.
>>79091285
https://youtu.be/eKFjWR7X5dU
>>79091354
>did everyone in /brit/ go to a northern comprehensive and then on to an ex-poly or something?
yes
>>79091334
sweden made dynamite
can't think of something from finland as significant as this
tarquin for boys
jemima for girls
simple as
>>79091354
people on here are generally the offspring of the lower class, if you're the offspring of a wealthy couple and frequent /brit/ you've played life on easy mode and lost
hang your head in shame
>>79091393
Don't gays love saunas.
tarquin = posh bender who loves cricket
rupert = posh chad who loves rugby
>>79091378
>beat your face in
t.middle class rodent trying to emulate a working class man such as myself
Try that again and I'll kick your teeth in
>>79091161
ever watch amazing spaces? it's peak comfy architectural viewing
what do u do when things go wrong?
don't usually have sweetcorn with a roast
whats with all the chavs calling the bairns noah
what do you call it when a British girl gets fucked by an American dude?
>>79091400
Who gives a fuck about gaynomite? Britain and America made nukes.
is it better to:
-go to a shite university for a worthless degree that will never be glanced at beyond the uni
-not go to uni at all
>>79091427
No one in Ireland is working class.
>>79091429
looks jewish
>>79091431
paki
would say im lower middle class desu
parents own their house, both have degrees (dad at a rustlers group) but earn like £50k between them. I did fuck all because my parents are 'free will, make your own choices' arty types so i chose to do absolutely nothing haha
sick of living in this socialist hellhole
need to move somewhere with a small government and free market right this instant
>>79091440
yanked maybe?
idk good question
>>79091470
>parents own their house, both have degrees (dad at a rustlers group) but earn like £50k between them. I did fuck all because my parents are 'free will, make your own choices' arty types so i chose to do absolutely nothing haha
are you actually me
>>79091454
the former because nearly all jobs treat degrees as a technical necessity regardless
unless you're going to some top tier uni and make loads of connections there for work afterwards, absolutely no one will give a shit no matter what.
>>79091454
definitely the second one
Likewise. Im the kind of player that reads everything that gets thrown in my way and not only the plot is downright predictable and laidback, decisions hardly matter at all and even if they do it always doesn't goes the way you planned especially if you play as the type of person who is like Bronn (amoral and pragmatic) in Game of thrones you'll gonna be so disappointed
>>79091459
where you from lad? Everyone is where I live
>>79091454
worthless degree
iirc to emigrate to new zealand or australia you basically require a degree, even if it's a toiletpaper in hauntology from grimshire poly.
>>79091429
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
WHERE IS THIS IMAGE FROM
URGENT
Socratic questionings works well with leftists. I suggest you try it out and see for yourself. Really gets them thinking about their mindless rhetoric.
>>79091510
lagos
>>79091109
Denise confirmed for Certified Banter Distribution Executive
>>79091525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXic1Q-4tFQ
good show
listening to social distortion
>>79091530
not a leftist but i find it's easy to just say "because fuck you, that's what i want to do" in such situations.
the right decision is not always reducible to first principles. sometimes it arises from mediation of competing interests.
knock knock
havent eaten all day
too lazy
think i might cook up an entire ribcage of BBQ ribs for 3 people and just eat it all myself tbqh
>>79091530
even if they "know" they're spouting bullshit they don't care because they are too consumed by ideology
this is why i can only take the post-left seriously
>>79091592
whos there?
>>79091582
I'd beat you into a pulp if you said that to me
need some good porn rn
any links
>>79091525
why were you so curious btw
>>79091582
>because fuck you, that's what i want to do
*sniffs*
what the fuck is a rustlers uni
HATE being a jf, don't get any of these silly english memes
>>79091595
can't tell if the post left are fags or not
post-keynesians are like keynesians but even better, but most of the people i've seen promoting post-left ideas have been anarchist runts, which makes me doubt the post-left is like the left but even better.
>>79091093
lmao
>>79091354
Yes, /brit/ is common as fuck
graduating hauntology from grimshire poly this year lads
mum's so proud
>dads at rustlers group
>>79091713
racist