>American food is ba-

>>79089669
I literally got cancer after watching this video

>>79089669
what is that? is it burnt?

It looks literally shit

>>79089669
i'd eat that

>>79089669
American may have cooked that but that's not American food. Last time I made my own Pad Thai it doesn't suddenly change nationality either.

>>79089669
I like meat well cooked but that's burned

>>79089669
>Food

I would do anything to have sex with Sonic, though im not quite as dedicated as you are Alix, Im not into vomit or urination or any of that kind of stuff, but he can fuck my tailhole anyday. I'd love to make him cum, preferably in my mouth, or all over me. Sonic single-handedly turned me gay.

>>79089669
charred trash, enjoy your stomach cancer

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>that fucking pork that's so soft it falls apart
fuck this video never fails to make my mouth water.

I'd eat the fuck out of it, but it looks like a portion for at least 3-4 people.

>>79089669
>Americans will defend that

>>79089669
I was blown away by how much it looks to be salty and unhealthy

it's just some fucking steak cooking meat wasn't invented by americans

>>79090210
>all these faggots never heard of smoking meat
Why do I live in a world full of peckers and commies?

>>79089669
That's for one personne ? I'm confuse

>>79092426
One American yes, probably 4 regular people

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>>79089669
-d

>>79089669
shit will literally cause cancer

>>79089669
The nauseatingly obscene amount of food aside that doesn't look bad. I'd skip on the BBQ sauce tho

>>79089726
Burnt on the outside, but tender and raw on the inside.

>>79089669
Looks like an average Argentinian asado.

>>79089726
>is it burnt?
not exactly

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>>79089669
-d

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>>79093653

>>79093653
Isn't this Mexican?

>>79093851
What's the difference?

>>79089703
Sure that isn't an effect from the radiation?

>>79093729
>eating hot water melon
Enjoy sharting your pants. Seriously, don't do this. Or do, if you want to discover what you anus look from inside.

>>79089669
>20k calorie meal
no wonder why americunts are so fat

>>79089726
No, it has been smoked for a few hours; it's just seasoning and sugar.

>>79089669
PUT SOME MO' BBQ CORN SYRUP ON DAT MEAT

>>79093558
Is it a spice crust that gets charred?
Is it edible or overdo it and say byeby to your colon within 5 years?

>>79093729
Shart, the meal

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>>79094324
They are fat because they put sugar in literally everything. Eating a lot of protein did not get you morbid obese.

>>79094425
its all about how much calories you take and how much calories you spend daily desu

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>>79094425
>Calories don't make people fat

>>79094489
too much fat. i remember the week i had to visit murcah, couldnt eat anything except salad and broth whole week.

>>79094454
Yes, i know. But if you really look into meat, lets say, 100grams of pork. Its only contain 242 calories. You will need to eat 8kg of pork to get 20kcal.
100grams of sugar has 387 cal...

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I, for one, like to pee out my butt

>>79089669
now this is what i call a beautiful death

>>79094561
i was of course exaggerating, that webum is not 20k calories worth, but its still too much food to eat.

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>>79094294
>>79094403
explain

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uhmm try again sweetie :)

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>>79094630
I think it's a family dish...

I am pretty sure that the American obesity problem is complete related with the huge amounts of sugar they ingest per day.
Everyone serves sugar in their dishes, after all, sugar is addictive...

>>79094057
This is the reason we always get colateral banter in these America hate threads

>>79094651
Once i pick up a water melon in the sun and ate it right away (even mom telling me to not be a retarded and cool it first).
At some point, i run into the bathroom and shart so fucking hard that the shit backslash and hit my back. You don't know the pressure you need to archive this effect...

>>79094489
>cuts an avocado like a retard
>can't cook an egg
>doesn't know how to cook a cheeseburger without the cheesing melting onto the grill/skillet

hope this isn't a professional. Bugmen love to larp as kitchen staff though

>>79094674
wtf.

>>79094715
yes sugar and carbohydrates in general are the main reasons of obesity everywhere on earth. also excess amounts of food, supposedly in the ottoman topkapı palace, sultan and his court ate 2 times a day only for example.

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>mexican ''cuisine''

>>79094917
Weird way to make lasagna.

>>79094356
>vinegar based sauce
>corn syrup
Are you retarded?

>>79094651
What this anon said >>79094784
Dunno how it works but heating watery fruits tends to give me the runs. Adding all that fat on top of it can't be good either.

>>79094917
>>79094674
I bet there are people who actually eat that stuff.

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>mexican cuisine is god tier
almost as overrated as italian

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reminder to all Americans and American-apologists.

>>79095224
The mix of flavors seems just awful, I don't get how someone can find pleasure to eat this, especially that the main ingredient is just fucking chips

>>79093653
>xicano food

>>79095422
Well, thats depend on the meat source.
Americans enjoy hire unskilled Mexicans to butcher their cows. And a "small" dosage of fecal coliform are common when the people cutting the meat don't know exactly what he is doing.
TL;DR
Some people dust cut too deep and shit come out in the meat...

>>79095450
jack isnt the prime example of american cooks though

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>>79095422
But in Europe at least in France, we eat rare steak also, it's a common dishes here.

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>>79095568

>>79095517
Could use a little more cheese and sauce and cheese sauce.

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>>79095615
It's good. All kinds of hunting meat taste different.

Also, this is a "Capivara". Pretty good in a barbecue.

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>>79095719
>eating capis
How can one country be so barbaric?

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>>79095615
>>79095719
Repeat with me.
CHURRASCO DE CAPIVARA, UMA DELICIA.

>>79095771
We used to eat armadillo too. But after some cases of leprosy, we stop it.

>>79095851
>love food

>>79089669
why hit the knife on the table before starting?, I've seen several americans that do this.

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>>79095588
not only rare desu, we literally eat raw meat too

>>79094357
I don't know exactly how to answer your question but the black layer on the outside is called the bark, and it's pretty much universally agreed that it's delicious. Like if you have a big pork shoulder or beef brisket that you're cutting into slices, people love to get one of the end bits with plenty of that on it.

>>79095922
It's to imitate the chinese chefs who do those kind of things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAUU2G_g3Y

>>79095719
That's literally a fucking rodent

>>79096119
First thing that comes into my mind when a French talk about culinary, is snails...
Nothing personal, i just watched too much American movies.

>>79096203
>That's literally a fucking rodent
Yes. Very close to a American beaver.
Trust me, it's delicious. The adult can reach up to 70kg.

What is wrong with you Argentina

>>79096323
I'm not normally one of these people, but a capybara is almost too cute to eat, senpai.

>>79089669
You can talk shit all you want about american food but they know how to prepare their meat (not south america #overcooked as fuck)

>>79096285
AHAHAHHHJVAVHVDJSDJHSA

>>79095224
>>79093653
What part of the country is this from?, I've never eaten or seen this kind of food, and I've gone to concerts and football matches so is not from lack of going out.

>>79096433
Thanks Jacques. :^)

>>79096285
really nice looking chick though. name?

>>79096400
>too cute to eat
All mammals are cute. But meat is meat.

>>79096285
kek

>>79096500
Those fruits look fake...

>>79096444
oh man, you've gone to BOTH concerts AND football matches?

>>79096127
Is it the animal's skin or some thin fat layer?

>>79096444
>I've gone to concerts and football matches
fuck off normie

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>>79089669
>undercooked in the inside
>burnt in the outside
>appropiating tapas culture with that thing in 0:30

>>79096601
its fat layer covered with insane amounts of peppers, salt and several sauces, all grilled or smoked to the point of being burnt or whatever it is called.

>>79096601
It's not skin. I think it's a combination of fat and seasoning that gets charred.

>>79092341
pork is haram in Europistan

>>79089857

As a Russian I wouldn't expect you to know anything other then stale bread.

>>79096576
Don't be "that kid" in class anon, it was meant for the"you haven't seen it because you don't leave the house" reply.

>>79094489
Must be hell to chew.

>>79089669
>genetically engineered cancer inducing meat
>cooked in the greasiest, most disgusting way possible because it'd be tasteless otherwise
>good
stick to stealing from other cultures, fatty

>>79089669
Why is all the meat burnt and charred like that? wtf is going on disgusting americans

>>79096285
>argentina reclaims the falklands.webm

>>79097466
http://www.bbqgeeks.com/food/what-is-bark-and-how-does-it-form-on-smoked-meat/

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>>79094489
This make no sense

>>79097549
>he doesn't want his burgers to be disgusting and fucking impossible to eat

>>79096729
Don't tell me that thing is considered attractive in the US of A.

>>79094674
Actually of all horrible things I saw in this thread that could be worth trying.
I'm not saying I'm convinced, just try.