/mämmi/

eka eestile

muna paska kusi vittu :DDDDD

oispa level 110 death knight-yde

KIVES pussi :DD

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Kohti onnea ja eteenpäin!

>>79089664
MUNA maito :DDDD

>>79089664
xDDDDDDDD

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syön aamupalaa

>>79089757
painu vittuun saatana

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*antaa pusun Leskentekijälle*

Hihi :3

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>>79089775

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>svenska

Hope I can put some effort into working during my time here at uni. I've not been particularly diligent in the past. Gotta lose some of this laziness.

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*tekee lettuja*

>>79089955
smoke weed evry day

>>79089972
*läpsäsee sun pyllyä samalla kun teet lettuja*

>>79089974
That's not even tempting. Unlike alkohol and coffee, weed is something I have no desire to consume again or learn to enjoy.

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>>79089972

>>79089955
Come to Oulu, I want to see your autism face to face.

>>79090025

Vadelmahillo on perempaa

>>79090062
hillahillo on viel parempaa

tunnen afro-amerikkalaisen
ei kyllä saa paljoo ees pillua

Syön karviaisia. :)

>>79090085
juu meemihän se vaan on, itekkin mitä pari heppua tunnen niin monesti niil on ollut päiviä ettei ollut uutta naista panemassa

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Ei vittu tulin pois töistä

>Aamuvuorot seuraava ikuisuus
>Herätys 5 AM

Yähhhhh

>>79090030
No thanks. I can't think of any reason why I'd want to go there.

hauska fakta myös se että tämä afrikkalais amerikkalainen on adoptoitiin hurri perheelle

>>79090183
so progressive

>>79090163
>5 AM

Voisitko kerätä paskasi ja poistua maastani?

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>>79090164
I can come up with a couple

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>>79090164
ryyb&narcs

>>79089972
*sekoittaa lettutaikinaasi peniksellä*

How do I get a Finnish gf?

>>79090107
aika säälittävää kyllä jos jopa päiviä jotuu olemaan ilman

>>79090196
turuus on

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>>79090183
ainoat töissäkäyneet tai opiskelevat neekerit jotka olen tavannut on adoptoitu

merkin listä

Miksi naiset aina rakastuvat miehiin mustiin.
Me halutaan olla neekereitä, halutaan olla.

oispa loli

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>>79090164
You sure?

>>79090331
ei siinä mitää jotkut neekerit on lepposia
en voi hommaksi muuttua tän takia

N-nyymi, ahh.. J-jos sä jatkat tuota, jos, mä en kestä kauaa... Nyymi, Nyymi, ah, mä, mä, MÄ POSTAAN

levitän hiivaa esinahan alle testimielessä

>>79090390
itekkin tapasin kerran mukavan tummaihosen britti opiskelijan ja siksi en ole hommahomo

>>79090392

Ja niin se nyymi postasi ja siitä se alamäki alkoikin.

>>79090361
Jos käyt kosteana muusta kuin hiestä ja haluat saada mustaa miestä
joka aktia ei jätä puolitiehen se viehätys voima on mustan miehen. Mikä
siinä mustassa viehättää, onko mustalla valkoista pidempää? Miten värillä voi olla muka väliä
värisokea ei mitään häviä

>>79090389
I mean, I don't know anything about it. I don't know anybody there, it's not close to anywhere I'd want to visit, and it's monolingually finnish-speaking. It's not a place I think I'd want to go to.

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stap dipörteissöns, nou porders, nou neissöns

>>79090421
mutsilla oli joskus etiooppialainen lääkäri kiikarissa, ihan hyvin olisin voinut olla mulatti just nyt
mielestäni nigerialaiset on hyvää sakkia

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>>79090434
>värisokea ei mitään häviä

Värisokeakin erottaa tummuusasteet.

>>79090390
jtp gas the kikes race war now vaikka maailmassa on muutama mukavakin neekeri, olisivat mieluummin mukavia afrikassa

>>79090448
>Goes to Finland
>Doesnt want to go to real Finland

Tarvitseeteko lisää viinaa?? :D

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>>79090421
jengi kyllä tosiaankin yliarvioi sen foorumin käyttäjämäärän.

>>79090475
Joo, jos viittit ajaa muutaman lavan Ouluun päin.

>>79090470
valkoista ylivaltaa harjoittava on terroristi, vähän samaa sakkia kuin fundamentalisti islamistit

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>>79090475
Best ally.

>>79090517

Paitsi että toinen nauttii humanistipellejen suojelusta ja toinen ei.

>>79090517
>valkoista ylivaltaa
no sieltäpä tulis taas vuoden meemusanat

>>79090517
harjoitan valkoista ja keltaista ylivaltaa joka on täysin eri asia

>>79090473
>Uleåborg is the "real Finland"
Being elitist is ugly. I doubt it's any more Finland there than here in Åbo.

*vetää takaperinvoltin*

>>79090696
vautsi

>>79090567
monet kapitalistiset maat harjoittivat muiden kansojen sortamista kautta aikojen, sää ja poliisit olette rotusotilaita

>>79090712

Suomi ei kyllä tainut ihan ehtiä siirtomaaperseilyyn mukaan, mutta ok.

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>miksi naiset aina rakastuvat renttuihin
>pitkätukkahulttioihin
>unelmoiviin työnvieroksujiin
>nyt kuinka meidän kunnon miesten käy

>>79090712
valkoiset kapitalistit ovat tehneet kaikista vähiten pahaa maailmassa ja ovat tehneet eniten hyvää kuten lopettaneet muiden pahuuden

he ovat pyhimyksiä verrattuna muihin, kommunisteihin ja tummiin ihmisiin

>>79090696
oho, kato! mä vedän kans!
*yrittää vetää takaperinvoltin*
*putoaa niskoilleen ja kuolee*

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*on valkinen ja ylivaltainen*
hähää

>>79090755
Se on ironinen biisi tuo

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>>79090475
kyllä, kiitos paras liittolainen

>>79090666
You just absoletely refuse to use the finnish words, don't you? Seriously fuck off back to svörgeträden, vitun hurri

>>79090811
pliis alista mua mestarini

>>79090475
MUN PERÄMOOTTORI TAKASI JA HETI SAATANAN RYSSÄ

>>79090925
>You just absoletely refuse to use the finnish words, don't you?
What tipped you off? When I called the country finland?

I don't speak finnish. I can't imagine why you'd have a problem with me not using words from a language I don't understand.

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>>79090830

>>79090247
You have to prove your courage by stealing her from her village.

>>79091059
you dont understand which city is Turku?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHAAA

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>79091097
>you dont understand which city is Turku
Sure I do. That's where I live here in Åbo.

>>79091166
then you do understand the language and can use it

>>79091147
Neat. Are saunas uncommon in the UK?

>>79091147
Why did you think there wasnt?
I could have answered that question for you

>>79091147
well, why do you want to know?

>>79091059
Honestly, after 800 years of slavery and white washing Finnish history by the Swedes you should show 1 drop of decency as a human being, but apparently you are a massive bigot, you natzi. Ugh, I just.... can't do this anymore...

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>>79091147
Why wouldn't there be a sauna in finnish embassy?

>>79091147
Tilipitappi-tippi-tappi dilipidabbi-dibbi-dabbi tilipitappi-tippi-dappi dou

>>79091243
do you have a sauna at the post office too

>>79091059
>words from a language I don't understand.
You don't have to understand them, they've no meaning you dumb fuck.

Do you usually go to another country and refuse to speak about city names because you don't understand local language?

>>79091268
I would assume their dressing room has one

>>79091234
Does the swedish language offend you, or something?

>>79091147 (You)

>>79091268
every workplace has a sauna lol? its just as common as restrooms, how else are you supposed to relax?

>>79091268
Yes. There's a sauna everywhere, even in the outhouses.

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>>79091195
We have saunas
but they are only used for casual gay sex and by professional athletes

and only like ~5 of them per city

>>79091305
>>79091303
>>79091288

absurd.

the pub? a petrol station?

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Why do you guys respond to Abul Al Muhammed-Iwon'tdrinkanddon'tlikefinnnsandthelanguage.

>>79091313
sounds awful, Im never going to visit England

http://www.saunaonline.fi/saunatilat/pikaruokasauna-burger-king-helsinki

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surustuttaa

>>79091347
no

>>79091280
>Do you usually go to another country and refuse to speak about city names because you don't understand local language?
No, but if I'm in a country with several languages and I only speak one of them then that's the one I tend to use. I spoke english when I visited Ireland for example, rather than gaelic. And I would speak english if I visited Canada or India and so on.

>>79091348

Because he is autistic and so are we.

>>79091347
A bum could be living in a cardboard box and he'd still have a sauna in it.

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>>79091347
>the pub?
yes

>a petrol station?
depends

>>79091375
English isint one of our languages so why are you using it now?

>>79091348
>anddon'tlikefinnnsandthelanguage
I like finns and the language a lot. That doesn't mean I'll deliberately make myself look stupid by trying to speak it when I know I can't. Several finns have done the same to me, starting to try and speak swedish but then quickly switching to english because they are better or more confident at it.

>>79090811
Jos totta puhutaan antaisin sukkahousuissa olevan natsi-Sapelin käskyttää mua oikein kunnolla.

help what do i say to the Finnish Cultural Attache about why i asked about their saunas

>>79091234
>cant stand racist bullying = bans the word
>normal people being called something everyday
>being this insecure and stupid

>>79091441
Abdul...so you're okay with niggers and muslims and shit not speaking swedish and them actually making arabic an official language in sweden?
Okay, fuck off from Finland or I hope a finn finds you and deletes you from earth.

>>79091268
I serve in Finnish navy and almost every military vessel (including mine) has a sauna

>>79091458
etköhän sä söis kilometrin jonku läskikasan paskaa, että näkisit mistä sitä edes tulee

>>79091461
Tell her that you wanted to bang her in it. That's the truth isn't it?

>>79091408
Because it's what I'm used to on this board, I suppose. I write in english to swedes online as well sometimes. Also I imagine that most people who post in /mämmi/ don't speak swedish.

>>79091461
tell her how you have heard how much finns love sauna and you thought that surely we wouldnt have one in our embassy as well but I guess you now have no other way than to believe that we are indeed in love with saunas

>>79091461
Say you have never seen one in person because you're a poor little refugee from a far away land

>>79091506
Then why not use the english city names since we dont understand swedish very well?

>>79091469
I am not. Sweden has one official language and I'll vote against anybody attempting to change that.

>>79091506
>most people who post in /mämmi/ don't speak swedish
And that goes for the rest of the country too. You're using a language that only small minority uses and understands

Vittu tuota autistia

>>79091506
there are more swedes who understand finnish than finns who understand swedish, so we should be talking finnish to you by your own logic

>>79091487
any good horror stories about people getting locked in?

>>79091461
Finnish people appreciate honesty. Just say that "I think that I've made clear what I'm after, lets fuck". Then you invite that woman to the sauna and give her a good spanking and fuck, while making her give you the suck.

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Tehäänpä pojat silleen että ei vastata tolle hurrijätkälle enää ollenkaan englanniksi olkoot sitten ihmisiksi tai opetelkoon sitä saatanan suomea.

Vitun omahyväinen paska.

>>79091587
saunas dont have locks wtf?

>>79091552
Turku isn't an english name, any more than it is a portugese or an italian name.

>>79091587

Sauna doors don't have locks and open to outside you mongrel.

>>79091612
autismisi näkyy, kantsisko poistaa?

>>79091587
you are so DUMB LMAO

>>79091587
Saunas have no locks and doors always open to outward

>>79091584
>so we should be talking finnish to you by your own logic
That's not my logic. I don't know how you reached that idea.

>>79091500
No nyt oli kyllä rumasti sanottu. Et sä voi sanoo tollee.

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>>79091587
What in the actual fuck?

>>79091664
you said you will use swedish in finland because there are finns who understand swedish so it has to be ok

Kylläpäs ihmisten autismiraivo heräsi siitä ajatuksesta että saunan ovessa olisi lukko.
Vitun tunarit.

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>>79091587
is this a bait?

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what does this say?

VOI JUMALAUTA TAAS NOI LAITTAA NIGGA RAPIN TÄYSILLE HETI TUVASSA KOHTA SAAN ITEKKIN NIGGA RAIVON, JOKA VITUN PÄIVÄN NE LAITTAA TOLLASTA PASKAA TÄYSILLE

>>79091721
Ite kyllä ihan vitsinä laitoin autismiraivoa, ja uskon että nuo muutkin.

Taitaa sinulla se autismi olla kun et vitsejä tajua kontekstista

>>79091610
they do outside of finland

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/mother-daughter-die-czech-republic-jicin-sauna-trapped-police-a7686791.html

2pac teki aika hyvää musaa =D

>>79091587
The usual horror story isn't someone locking themselves in, it's someone passing out in a sauna and then dying to dehydration/heat stroke. Not very exciting, I know.

>>79091695
Nope. I said that if I speak one of the languages of a country then that's the one I'll speak.

>>79091556
oh so you're not even a swede? here on official refugee business eh? fuck off

>>79091742
Koitahan heviletti autisti kestää

>>79091770
Or falling on the rocks and burning a whole in their stomach

>>79091740
spurdofied song lyrics, something about vegetable juice

>>79091587
i dont know if it really counts as 'locked in' but my uncle's balls got stuck in the seat and he almost died

>>79091775
>oh so you're not even a swede?
What? Yes I am. What gave you that idea.

>>79091771
whats official and what is not doesnt change the amount of how many people understands you

so why are you using language here in finland that we dont understand?

ei oo väliä onko ruskee ruotsalainen vai valkolainen
molemmat sopeutuu suomalaisuuteen hyvin

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>>79091556
I'll fucking find you and dip my mora i got as a gift from a swedish friend in your abdomen you ungrateful little fuck.

Now comes here at our conveniance steals some proper lads place at a uni and acts like a king. Hope to god you drown in the aura river before i find you.

>>79091461
just stick it in the ass, you have such a small dong anyway so it slips right in. Without lubes, they fucking love it man. And remember to do it fast and strangle them

>>79091771
why dont you do more terrorist attacks? people who want you here sincerely needs to die (some normal people could be taken with as a sacrifice, its for the greater good)

>>79091861
Jesus. Calm down, mate. What have I done that made you so upset?

>>79091612
When talked about in english, word turku is used not åbo

>>79091913
Is this an elaborate joke or are you being serious?

>>79091587
i've heard story about sauna benches breaking under the weight of around 10 or so people during midsummer festivities in mid 90's
few of them had to be taken to hospital too

>>79091469
Fuck off.

I know you guys hate my flag but I got my dick sucked by a 56 year old last night and want to talk about it. Yes, I will most pictures of her.

Didn't get any pictures of the blowie unfortunately.

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>>79091913
Exist? Do the things i just listed in the last message. Just fuck off for your own sake. If your attitude is even a 10th of how you act here you'll make no friends at all and before long someone will actually lynch you for just existing here.

>>79091960
Post pics or fuck off then

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>>79091980

MULLA ON HIRVEÄ PASKAHÄTÄ MUTTA MULLA ON VITTU PELI KESKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>79092037
grim

>>79091914
That's true, but that's just using the finnish name. As far as I'm aware Åbo doesn't have an official english name (as in a name that the finnish government has decided it is to be called) and so it's free for anybody speaking english to use what official name they prefer. Obviously anglos use Turku, because it's easier to fit into english phonetics, but everyone is still free to call it whichever one they chose. And thus I call it Åbo when I'm speaking in english. Unless I'm trying to clarify or something.

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>>79091913
And sw*des still wonder here why we hate them

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>>79092037

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>stk tumma

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>>79092048
Pasko sukkaan

>>79092037
Nice tiddays at least

>>79092058
>Åbo doesn't have an official english name
Yes it does and its Turku

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>>79092050
Oh I see. So you wouldn't let her jack it off into her mouth?

vittuako te vastailette sille svedulle rääääää

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>>79092086
Go away, greasy fuck

>>79092037
dude.. milfs huh? They fucking suck, ive tried (not my proudest nights)

>>79091964
>you'll make no friends at all
Too late :)
>and before long someone will actually lynch you for just existing here
Assuming actual real people in Finland are even a 10th as autistic as you act.

>>79092058
>a name that the finnish government has decided it is to be called
http://www.visitturku.fi/en
why isint it called visitabo?
the official name of the city is Turku, every official uses that name when talking to foreigners, its the official name of the city

Miten sellaisen ei-haamun neekerinaisen löytäminen voi olla niin vaikeaa? Eikö niitä ole viime vuosina yritetty roudata tänne muutenkin minkä kerkeää?

>>79092114
Greasy? What are you talking about? Is it because:

a.) You're jealous that you don't get laid.

Or

b.) She's a nasty bitch.

Either response is okay. Also, what's with the ducks you're posting?

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>>79092187
Both

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>>79091313
>tfw all the saunas in my city are just gay bath houses

jumalauta

>>79092166
ne on kaikki aviossa neekerimiesten kanssa

eli neekerimies tulee suomeen, saa rahaa valtiolta, ostaan näillä rahoilla vaimon kotimaasta, valtio kuskaa se suomeen ja ne sit elää meidän rahoilla ja paskoo tusinan neekerilapsia uusiksi suomalaisiksi

>>79092166
Toi vähän riippuu missä asut. Kyl tuolla stadin yössä törmää neekerittäriin, enkä nyt meinaa siis somppuja.

>>79092166
missä perseessä se ettii niitä? Mee helsinkiin tai minne tahansa netti deitti paska sivulle

>>79092166
Tulee perheiden kanssa ja muslimisuvuissa sun muissa lähi-idän ihmeperheissä tosiaankin ymmärretään miten tärkeää on pitää naiset lieassa kunnes saa naitettua hyvälle aviomiehelle.

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>>79092132
That arrogant and egoistic attitude is hard coded into swedes, ain't it?

It really is hard to find more unlikable people than our western neighbours

>>79092166
juu juu mut me ollaankin vasta suunnitelman 1. vaiheessa
2. vaiheeseen liittyy kraanavesi
3. vaiheen voit jo sitten päätellä

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>>79092132
>Too late :)

Your mom doesn't count lad

>Assuming actual real people in Finland are even a 10th as autistic as you act.

Who's the one being autistic? The one who perseveres with his self-righteous attitude even when laid the law in every response just because "you don't feel comfrotable" speaking some fucking town names in their native tongue.

>>79092125
Yyyyeah they're not the best but they're something. A lot of makeup, and you kind of always have to make the long play, even if they're not into anything serious. It's a lot of work for a very fleeting payoff.

I'm horny though, so I do it regardless.

Täällä ovat näköjään taas päässeet valloilleen pelko, viha ja ennakkoluulot.

>>79092220
If you have a backyard, build one there

>>79092251
en nyt puolusta ruotsalaisia millään tavalla mutta luota muhun kun sanon että ranskalaiset (ei se ruoka) ovat ihan vitusti ylimielisempiä paskiaisia

>>79092132
Assuming actual real people in Finland are even a 10th as autistic as you act.
^
HAHAHAHAHA YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE!!! THEY ARE EVEN WORSE!!!!!!

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might send this to the Finnish Cultural Attache in London

its a bit austistic i know, but im genuinely curious to find out what her response will be

(the attachment is >>79092015)

>>79092196
Hahaha I like you man. Why aren't you getting laid? Any prospects?

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>>79092330
>its a bit austistic
>a bit

>>79092312
Ne on kyllä. Ja aivan saatanan lujaäänisiä. Kerran eksyin bussiin jonkun patonkilauman kanssa.

oispa neekeritär

>>79092278
oh well, some change for masturbating thats for sure

>>79092295
Hurrit on valkoisia, jote se on ihan okei olla rasisti niitä kohtaan

>>79092324
Could be. I'm just saying, everyone I've met so far has been really nice. Both finlandswedes and finns.

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>>79092303
I don't.

>>79092330
Go for it. It's probably more interesting than the crap she usually deals with.

>>79092366
Exactly. Cumming with only half the sadness is vaguely worth it.

>>79092330
She will not understand the picture tbqh

>>79092396
insist calling Turku Åbo next to them and see the disgust in their face

>>79092330
Yeah that's autistic.

Play it a little cooler m8.

>>79092338
im a socially retarded loner

>>79092403
Well if you ever have one, it can't be too expensive to build a small one

>>79092461
>insist
I don't have to. Nobody has mentioned it, because everybody knows what I mean, and doesn't care which name I use.

>>79092506
They are trying to be nice because they just met you.
If you keep using it around same persons, they will call you out on it

>>79092232
>>79092225
>>79092227
>>79092228
Joudunko tosiaan odottamaan kokonaan uutta sukupolvea tai muuttamaan tsadiin oman viidakkokuningattaren perässä? Kyllä elämä on perseestä

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>>79092483
Okay well you're gonna stay one if you talk like that. Is there any way that you can see yourself getting out there? There's gotta be something that can gib you some confidence.

>>79092506
they are just being nice to you since you are new here and think you just dont know the real name yet, if they ever hear you say you know the real name but dont want to use it they will start to hate you and rightfully so

>>79092565
Im fit, highly educated with a good engineering job.

It's just who I am and i am ok with it.
I will settle with a throughly banged single mother in a few years.

Dont pity me, this is the life god saw fit for me

>>79092553
Call me out on what? I'm speaking in swedish to them. I don't talk to them in english. The only people I talk to in english are people in shops, or people who I only meet once. All the people who I encounter repeatedly or who congregate in the same social circles as me speak swedish.

>>79092555
et muuttamaan... huoh eiköhä se oo ihan perkeleen onnellinen, että sen joku noukkii

>>79092555
ne toisen sukupolven tytytkin menee muille perhetutuille, kyl sun pitää lähtee ite hakemaan jostain jamaicalta se nainen itselles

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>>79092565
>There's gotta be something that can gib you some confidence
Don't you know which general you're in m8

>>79092624
you should have a wild but shortlived secret homosexual romance at work before you settle down tbqh

>>79092624
I don't pity you man. That's not how it is.

I also have a nice Engineering job.. electrical. You probably make decent money. Coincidentally I work for Kone Escalator. It's a Finnish company as you already know.

Where do you live at? South or north? I might be in Espoo in October and I need a FUCKING TOUR GUIDE.

I can't poke your language with a 10-foot pole, so I have to rely on the fact that you guys generally speak English. I wish it wasn't that way.

Ollu gänäs jo viis päivää. Olo on jo nyt paska vaik promillet ei oo ees nollis.

>>79092685
>>79092743
i doubt hes goodlooking at all, "fit" yeah right..slim skeleton manlet

>>79092819
Juuh painuppa psykoosisepari vaihteeksi vaikka vittuun.

bini gänä kössi pöde voi vittu nyt taas

>>79092819
Onko sulla tökkökävely jo päällä?

https://youtu.be/IzIvJT-vyOA

>>79092819
onks näitä vitun spurguja täälläkin? ahaha, joka vitun juna-asemalla

>>79092846
Didnt say I was good looking.
Im little below average with a good build.

>>79092743
>I work for Kone Escalator
Based.
I live somewhat north.

Dont feel bad talking english, loads of people love to get the opportunity to speak english.

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KUINKA VITUSSA TÄÄLTÄ PÄÄSEE POIS?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>79092743
I'd at least know how to say "Puhutko englantia?" which means "Do you speak English?" In my experience in Finland, people appreciate it when I've spoken what little finnish I know but have had no issues going to English.

>>79092866
Miks oon muka "psykoosisepari"? Ikinä en oo paskapostannu tms.

Onko savolaiset aina kännipsykoosissa?
Taas saa itä-suomalaisia hävetä.

>>79092897
Tämäkin herra on diplomi-insinööri

Huutista

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>>79092846
What's your problem?

>>79092921
I'm gonna be honest I love Kone. There are some good looking women there, too.

Unfortunately I had to go to St Louis, Missouri recently to speak to one of our distributor partners. I saw the solar eclipse that happened.

Pic related is me. No I'm not a gypsy, no I'm not middle eastern. Please don't call me a nigger.

>>79093034
we dont like it, its just an awkward smile we give, stick to the language you know best, easier for us to understand

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>>79093129
Those are some greasy sideburns

Twin Peaks loppu (aika täydellisesti). Mitä mä nyt teen elämälläni?

>>79093129
>George Krischer

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>>79092633
Muuttaisko tällänen jonkun hyväpalkkaisen suomalaisen perässä pohjoiseen?

>>79093220
minkäs muun perässä luulet niiden muuttavan kuin rahan ja sosiaalisen statuksen (valkoinen mies)?

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>>79093129
You look insecure.

>>79093160
Thanks.

>>79093201
Shit.

>>79093319
Eh, not generally but sometimes.

I drown my insecurity with alcohol and try to fuck bitches with it. Sometimes it works, most of the time it does not.

Is that you?

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Haluaisin esitellä nyymit mun poikaystävälle.
*Esittelee nyymit poikaystävälleen*

>>79093387
Yes thats me.

>>79093387
That's our resident teenager whos hooked on injecting drugs and blogposting

>>79093441
Vittu. Täydelline kuvaus musta.

>>79093440
I would lose the backwards hat but other than that you have a solid face buddy, good jaw line. Take care of yourself because that shit does change.

>>79093441
Is there a drug problem in Suomi?

https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-9815137
>Katso dramaattinen video: poliisi ja mielenosoittajat ottivat yhteen vastaanottokeskuksen edustalla Jyväskylässä

>pelkkiä mamuja ja naisia taas
juuh

>>79092743
Are drinks on you?

>>79093129
Hello Fonz Columbo

>>79093690

Voi vittu. Perustaisivat jonkun oman hyysärivaltion missä leikkiä unelmakotia.

>>79093129
You look like one of my Iranian professors

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>>79093596
There is a drug problem here. However, i'm the only one who has postez his face here. I'm from Vantaa, like many other anons so anons in /mämmi/ associate me sith all the other anons from Vantaa.

>>79093723
Abso-lutely drinks are on me.

>>79093815
Nice try, but way off.

>>79093841
Ahvenanmaa olis ihan hyvä sijainti tolle

>>79093256
>minkäs muun perässä luulet niiden muuttavan kuin rahan ja sosiaalisen statuksen

No varmaan rakkauden ja kiintymyksen? Ei naiset ole mitään robotteja jotka vahtavat miestä lompakon tai kullin koon perusteella

>>79093129
You look like a fantastic drinking buddy.

>>79093895
How did you guess? I drink like an animal.

>>79093854
En kirjottas noin paskasti edes 10 promillen jurrissa.

>>79093924
ime mun pippeliä senkin kakkakurkku

>>79093885
:DDD

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>>79093885
>Ei naiset ole mitään robotteja jotka vahtavat miestä lompakon tai kullin koon perusteella

>>79093885
lol

>>79093319
Frodo :D

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>>79093885
>Ei naiset ole mitään robotteja jotka vahtavat miestä lompakon tai kullin koon perusteella

Nainen spotattu.

>>79093319
moro Frodo

frodolla taas pari binii mennyt tänään

>>79093129
I was talking about the finnish dude.. oh my god

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>>79093885
>rakkaus
hyvä meemi, toveri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjEsIlWr2mE

Nyt on jyväskylässä meininki kohallaan

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Tekisi mieli kalijaa, mutta en millään saattaisi lihavoitua puotiin.

>>79093885
Tytynyymi olikin pillujutku. Kekä olisi arvannut.

>>79093885
nyt on khyl semmonen trolli et huhhuh

>>79093855
Awesome. Unfortunately I don't know shit about Espoo. Would go to Kallio in Helsinki for drinks

>>79094343
ne vie meidän läskit, rumat ja vanhat naiset perkele!

Vois itseopiskella venäjää

>>79094343
Asun kilsan tai pari päässä tosta mestasta. Ei tosin kiinnostanut lähteä katsomaan hippejä tai neekeröintiä

>>79094343
no mitä
hazarat on mongooleita niinku me

>>79094439
suomalaiset miehet ovat töissä ja kotona juomassa kaljaa sil aikaa kuin naiset tappelee poliisien kanssa uusien poikaystäviensä puolesta

Viitsisittekö vielä hiukan avata tota teidän naisvihaa? Ei kuulosta kauhean terveeltä

Mulle ei sit myyty bissee. Olin kuulemma liian humalaine.

>>79094647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw&bpctr=1504543854

>>79094684
binii*

>>79094684

Tuskin oli paikkakunnan ainoa kauppa. Vai oliko?

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>>79094647

>>79094692
>"en saa pillua mutta mulla on vitusti aikaa etsiä pseudotieteellisiä artikkeleita jotka tukevat mun agendaa ja maailmankuvaa"

Sellanen

>>79094647

Katkeruutta varmaan. En ainakaan usko monellakaan olevan kokemuksia.

>>79094792
No ei. Menin suoraa cittarii hakee lisää binii.

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>>79094692
ei vittu joku varmaan epäironisesti kuuntelee näitä urpoja

Kööpenhaminan yliopistossa voi opiskella kurssin pelkkää Beyoncéa – Suomalaistutkija: ”Loistava idea!”
http://www.hs.fi/nyt/art-2000005353385.html

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>>79094948

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>>79095048

Entä mitä käytännön painoarvoa noilla opeilla on?

>>79095048
>Afrofuturismi on soulia ja jazzia sekoittavaa scifi-rockmusiikkia. Sen ympärille on luotu mytologiaa, jonka mukaan ”mustat tulevat ulkoavaruudesta”.

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>taidat olla katkera
>et saa pillua

>>79095181
kelatkaa että noilla on paljon kavereita ja seksiä samalla kun nyymi runkkaa yksin

>>79095272
kelatkaa ne luulee että miehillä menee muka paremmin kuin niillä

>>79095312
>>79095272
>>79095181
Kelatkaa, ainakin osalla noista on oikea pillu

>>79095097
>tervetuloa työhaastatteluun, istuppa tuohon
>katsotaanpa mitä täällä sinun papereissasi on
>käynyt Advanced Nigger Pop-culture Knowledge-kurssin ja läpäissyt parhain arvosanoin
>eiköhän tämä haastattelu ollut tässä, otamme yhteyttä myöhemmin jos saatte paikan

>>79095181
Jesus what the fuck is this? Please tell me this isn't a bunch of Suomi chicks.

Please tell me it isn't.

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Oispa shakira.

>>79095530
Shut up shitlord

>>79095530
Welcome to Finland, Joe

>>79095530
FeministS

>>79095530
average helsinkians

>>79095548
Aattelin aina että shakira on aika porno nimi

>>79095548

Eiks toikin oo nykyään joku 60v? Muistan kun ala-asteen discossa huudatettiin sitä yhtä biisiä. Nimenomaan sitä yhtä ja ainoaa biisiä.

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>>79095181
Miksi kaikkien pitää ehdoin tahdoin mennä rumentamaan itseään noilla paksuilla sangoilla, sonninrenkailla ja varoitusväreillä.

Onko se sitten juuri sitä yhteenkuuluvuuden tunteen saamista

>>79095721
40v näköjää.

>>79094647
nii mistä lie johtuu, omakohtasista kokemuksista ehkä? EHKÄPÄÄ.. MM M.

>>79095548
Hyi saatana neekeri

>>79095872

Naisten versio spurgu-lookista

>>79095872
se on iso keskisormi patriarkkaudelle, vasitellen tehdään itsestä ruman näkösiä ettei varmana miehet saa mitään nautintoa

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>>79095181
kelatkaa että joudutte kuuntelemaan niiden poliittista suuntautumista ja paskoja vitsejä, koska naiset harvemmin on mitään fiksuja tai hauskoja

>>79096069
uus

>>79096056
>joudutte
en joudu kun en yhdellekkään ikinä tule puhumaan

>>79095955
ne on yleensä ihan sairaan rumia muutenkin

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>poliittisesti aktiivi ja 4kannulla käyvä tyty
CRINGE

>>79096118
tunsin ennen tosi nätin ja isotissisen vassarin joka nykyään näyttää just tolta + rockabilly vaatteet

>>79095566
"No."