Do you love Japan?

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>>79081397

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>>79081503

I love Japan so much it hurts

>>79081397
If I love one, just one Japanese girl, does that count as me loving Japan?

>>79081397
P P P
O O O
T T T
P O T S T O P
T T T
O O O
P P P

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>>79081526

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I want to die and be reborn in japan

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>no twink japanese ainu bf that dresses like a hipster

>>79081540
Which part of your body?

>>79081543
it's a package.
you have to love her backgrounds as well.

>>79081550
do you eat fish?
do you even live close enough to eat fresh fish?

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>>79081556

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>>79081595
Yes I eat fish

Yes we have fish in Australia

I had a smoked salmon sushi the other day actually

>>79081556
you are scheduled to be reborn in North Korea.
Kim is your next dad.

>>79081584
Then I love, LOVE, m̶o̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶w̶e̶l̶e̶t̶t̶e̶s̶ Japan.

Gib Sana.

>>79081572
My heart
And penis

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>>79081618
>smoked salmon
have it on bagels with cream cheese.

>>79081625
but North Korea will vanish from the earth in one year or two

>>79081630
>m̶o̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶w̶e̶l̶e̶t̶t̶e̶s̶
how do you do that?

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>>79081658
Don't get many bagels around here man

Also idk about cream cheese

Its good in a wrap with lettuce and some aeoli though

>>79081685
>don't get many bagels
>idk about cream cheese
i thought aust is full of jews and cows

>>79081718
idk. We get a few Jews but they're not americans

I did hear that the local synagogue hasn't got enough parishioners to have a Rabbi though

And yes we get cows. I would like to eat Kobe Wagyu one day though

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>>79081740
wagyu drows in straya nao

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>>79081800
Eh they're not proper. We don't feed them beer and give them little massages and stuff. Just sort of chuck them in a field and let them get on with it

>>79081818
It's stupid to spend 50-100 dollars on a piece of meat that gratifies your tongue for a moment or two.

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>>79081846
What would the 50-100 $ be better spent on exactly?

>>79081861
would you spend a night with me for 50-100 dollars?

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>>79081869
Probably, depends. Who are you exactly. But yeah if you want to pay me money to go watch some sumo's or something and drink some beers yeah

>>79081896
I feed you beer and give you little massages and stuff.

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>>79081918
kek.

Don't want massages though ty

>>79081937
are you sure? i'm good. i'm really good.

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Invasion of Japan commencing. I'm here and I'm going to cause havoc.

Here is a sign in a dirt parking lot advertising a hog sale as proof.

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>>79081959
Americans scare me. As does penis

>>79081397
Really starting to dislike you with this spam τβη

>>79081397
I don't like nips they are retarded and cringey

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>>79081981
Americans don't do funny tricks in bed.
It's usually Europeans who are perverted.

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>>79081993
>cringey
obviously you haven't met enough japanese.
>>79081990
>spam
what?

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>>79082044
Hmm so what do you do in """Japan"""?

>>79082083
no funny tricks
just straightforward sex with meth

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>>79082100
Doesn't appeal mate

Are you the Pole or what?

>>79081670
unicode combining stroke overlay

└─> echo 'a'$'\u0336''s'$'\u0336''d'$'\u0336'
a̶s̶d̶

>>79082127
>the Pole
誰?
>>79082133
>echo...$'\u0336'
めんどくさい

>>79082068
OH YEAH? WELL I SEE SHORT PEOPLE BOOM FAG

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>>79082190
Prove Japaneseness

>>79082190
>めんどくさい
u wut m8?

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>>79081397
PUHLEEZ STAHP ASSKING DIS QUESTIONE EJAPANESE POSTERRRRRR

>>79082209
ばかギリシャ(/・ω・)/
>>79082231
ばーかオージー( *´艸｀)
>>79082279
ばーーか!でーーぶ!( ^)o(^ )

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>>79082370
Don't speak nip at me. Post face or hand with passport or something

>>79082343
>EJAPANESE
what's that?

>>79082370
>ばかギリシャ(/・ω・)/
Τώρα με είπες ηλιόλουστο ή ηλίθιο kοντούλη αλλά όμορφε Ιάπωνα;

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>>79082387
no obligation to do what you say

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>>79082399
あー、ちょっと何言っているか分かんね

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>>79082403
No meth sex for you then I guess mate ;)

>>79082421
Ναι γιατί εγώ kαταλαβαίνω τα σύμβολα σου , γρόθε.

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>>79082428
>No meth sex
fine. there are plenty of guys who want meth sex with me anyway.

>>79082444
not interested enough to run google translate
baka girisha
deutche's doge

>>79082490
No need to be mad.

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>>79082464
No one wants meth sex with you

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>>79082506
i know...

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>>79082518
Just be yourself

Be yourself, smile, and go out.

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>>79082534
>>79082542
>in love with a girl
>she says she wants to be loved
>you tell her you love her
>she tells you your love isn't good enough

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>>79082555
Why isn't your love enough?

>tfw no qt nippon gf with toned brapper to inseminate daily

>>79082573
because i'm not him

>>79082589
>inseminate
not passing on your fat genes to the next generation

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>>79082610
Aren't we all him in a way though?

>>79082555
>>she says she wants to be loved
Women just want the dick
You have to provide cock first, love comes afterwards.

>>79082620
Japan isn't passing on much of anything to the next generation these days

>>79082651
Pretty good collection of dojins up for grabs desu

>>79082651
>you will never go to Japan and get qt's pregnant with your semen helping glorious Nippon with it's problem
fml

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>>79082651

>>79082388
Forgot to add the H, it should actually be "EHJAPANESE"
Some Japanese people say "eh" in front of all nouns. I heard a lot of Japanese say, "herro, I am Suki arnd I am ehjapanese.

>>79082704
The word "japanese" doesn't make sense to them, since they have this mora system Greek used to have, where syllables must be harmonic.

>>79082704
>ehjapanese
Hah, like we say eeahpohnas
Ι-ά-πω-νας
EHH-Ja-pa-nese
Ja-pa-nese
See the patern?

>>79082747
>>79082767
Ah, I see now. Thank you both for informing me.

>>79082832
It seems bizzare to me that Japanese and Greek have some similarities, especially when it comes to vowels.

>>79082874
The Spartan feared the Samurai

>>79082903
Spartans were overrated τβη

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Girugamesh!

>>79082944
AND MANGHA

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>>79082934
t. At*enian or Th*ssalonican

>>79082971
Well obviously, half of Greece lives in these 2 cities.

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>>79082985
Yet they fear the Spartan warrior

Really made me think

>>79082542
>and go out
You lost me.

>>79083014
Sparta is a village nowadays.
It even has the Ionian name for it, Sparti.

>>79083026
Leave the house and GET SCHWIFTY.
Or don't because you will probably fail miserably like me.

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>>79083047
But you would be Persian without the Spartans

w-wait, you're not a turk are you?

>>79083093
>But you would be Persian without the Spartans
Athenians* actually although it really was a collaborative effort.
>w-wait, you're not a turk are you?
Hehe...

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>>79083108
Well whatever, it sounds swell being a modern Greek anyway

>>79083140
He isn't THAT far off, amusingly.
Although
>no car
I wish more people didn't have cars τβη, everyone has one and they are obnoxious with them.

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>>79083196
I would like to go to Greece one day I think. It looks amazing. Visiting the Hagia Sofia and whatnot would be pretty cool too

So you actually live in Athens? I heard it was actually pretty bad there sadly

>>79083243
>I would like to go to Greece one day I think. It looks amazing. Visiting the Hagia Sofia and whatnot would be pretty cool too
>Greece
>Hagia Sofia
I will stab you you cheecky fuck
>So you actually live in Athens? I heard it was actually pretty bad there sadly
I actually live in Pireaus which is worse, but I like the port-ghetto atmosphere.
It isn't that bad, only some neighborhoods of Athens are shit. But there are many places to go and do stuff that you like.

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>>79083286
:^)

idk Pireaus sorry man. I'd mainly just want to fuck around in the nature anyway.

idk I heard the Pantheon's pretty terrible really. idk what else there would to be to do.

Who knows man it will never happen but its nice to think about some times I guess.

>>79083363
>the Pantheon
Parthenon, the Pantheon is in Rome.
>in nature
Then go to any island, really. You will like it there.

>>79083379
Yeah I reckon I would.

My only real seeing of Modern Greece was in the show Underbelly. When Tony Mokbel ran there. Looked pretty based. But like Australia in the 70's I guess

>>79083379
>island
you haven't sold any yet?

>the pole is still making these daft threads and pretending to be japanese

being a pole must be so bad he'd rather be japanese
sad cunt

>>79081397
Oshiri

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B-BAKA!

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>>79087167

>>79087357
fuck off poland

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>>79087829
your toilet needs cleaning

>>79087877
well fucking clean it then

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>>79087900
mean step sister

>>79087950
how long are you going to pretend to be japanese?

>>79088005
あー、ちょっと何言ってるか分かんない( ^)o(^ )

>>79088047
You've learnt some Japanese
So what?
You were caught out yesterday when you forgot to turn your proxy on

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Imagine hating your culture so much you start liking some other culture you have no connection to and then even have the nerve to pretend to be from said culture.
I fucking hate weeaboos so goddamn much.

I respect normal nips, however.

>>79085827
Only tiny ones, but even the US do that. I would actually sell more.

>>79088228
私は日本人deathu
青いお尻で生まれまshita

>>79088534
Okay
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/79047021/#79047021

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>>79088566

>>79088594
give it up cunt
you're fooling no one

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>>79088627
you are fooling yourself.
i'm not the only one making 'do you love japan' threads.

>>79088674
only a pole would be sad enough to make these threads
the japs have said multiple times they don't like you making these threads
>nicole kidman
fuck she was good back in the day

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>>79088778
>sad
I'm not a sad woman...

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>>79088778
Britain had pretty hot women there, too.

>>79088914
true. you're a sad weeaboo man
>>79088933
that's not one of them
did you post the wrong pic?

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>>79088999
you are a mean paki

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>>79089047
ok Wojciech
how's the weather in poland?

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>>79089160
>Wojciech
誰?(´・ω・｀)

>>79089296
for fuck sake
post a picture of your arm or something to prove you're not polish

No, fuck you weebs

>>79090308
this

>>79090308
>>79090386
those

>>79090124
I don't have to prove anything.
I know I'm a Japanese jk.

>>79091676
>jk
please post used panties

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I love Japan!

>>79095469
t. anime loving, fat, polish, mong.
>haha it's so much fun pretending to be japanese on 4chan

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I love Japan!