/cum/

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Seals are stupid lol

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orks orks orks

reminder that /cum/ is a no fap support group.

what's a good fantasy football team name I can use that normies wouldn't scoff at?

>>79080011
what team do you cheer for

>>79080011
Fuck Fuck Fuck Your Name Is Fuck League

>>79080037
the 49'ers.

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>>79079986
I CAN NEVER LAST MORE THAN 3 DAYS INTO NOFAP AND IT PISSED ME OFF
I DON'T WORK OUT EITHER
I DON'T EVEN WANT PUSSY I JUST WANT TO FEEL HEALTHY AND BE PROUD OF MY BODY
I FEEL LIKE A SKELTAL REEEEE

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japan is fucking third world country

>>79079898
>>79079991
Start with html and css, because I guarantee your first real world application of your skills will be helping someone design a website. Javascript and/or Python are good after that.

>>79080058
3 days is more than a lot of people can do. try and try again. sometimes things just need to click.

>>79080059
>squirrel as a soccer team's mascot
what were they thinking

>>79080059

Ryan i love you.

the first beer always goes down so quick.

what if i drank and drove? would you pay attention to me then, daddy?

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me

whenever i tilt my laptop, it sound like the fan is clipping the inside of the laptop. What is the best way to fix this /cum/bros?

gf called me autistic for buying military surplus shirts

>>79080085
Fuck the public schools for telling teenagers there's "nothing wrong with fapping," if I had been ashamed as a kid I wouldn't be so addicted to it today.
And some people have it even worse than me, I only fap like once a day.

>>79080123
buy more surplus

>>79080123
STOLEN VALOR

https://youtu.be/0cZ8-RgtrP0

>>79080143
I bought Austrian clothes, not American.

im white

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Irish American pussies are for italian american cocks

>>79080156
How do they look like?

>>79080119
google it. you need to unscrew the plating and readjust the fan manually.

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>>79080123
>being a wannabe

I'm a hapa male born in the white male's body.

I was born with an extra dimension. anime is my true form.

What're you drinking tonight /cum/

>>79080123
next time you're having sex act autistic and start drooling and fumbling your hands weirdly.

would be a laugh and a half.

they label my vocabulary abusive, I got more knowledge than Confusious

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Just did the laundry and saw how much my big ass stretched out the small-sized briefs lads.

>>79080216
cheap beer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqEhPP9-3M4

>>79080216
I have Sake

fuck sports

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>>79080245
>>79080245
smoov tunes

How do we stop white genocide!

>>79080290
autism

>>79079947
Horrible we have a better sport.

>>79080305
We have to kill the black peoples

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Join the discord official cum

https://discord.gg/6ZbRjC

the people online right now are boring, come entertain me.

/cum/ I have a fetish. I REALLY want a fat Polish plumber to fuck my wife.Where can I find a fat fuck of a Polish plumber that's willing to bang my wife? He also needs to be wearing Adidas

>>79080342
except im a fun guy and am entertaining

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>>79080180

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>>79080342
I'll entertain you if you entertain me

>>79080342
>a sublevel of /cum/

that's not a very good idea. this place is hardly entertaining enough. fracturing it won't help.

USD won't stop going down fug me. Should have converted my USD cache months ago

>>79080381

join then

i do like you

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Why do CHIS do this ?

just crawled into a stall and saw some wh*teys small dick lmao

>>79080446
Why do you have no concept of personal space?

>>79080426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw2Y9i-nMzI

>>79080426
common chi behavior desu

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>>79079947
based strong amerigan bull :DD

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>>79080463
>respecting any of wh*tey's concepts

>>79080123
ive been called one also after buying german surplus stuff
they hate us cuz they aint us

but also i am

>>79080477
Do all you mexicans shit together ? Very odd

can't wait till blumpf deports the chis Tbh

>>79080484
no we just shit on angl*s

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>>79080496
Good thing I'm not anglo

might become an expat i think

>>79080490
haha remember when you admitted i was better than you

Might Immigrate to agrigento Sicily

>>79080503
all white people are anglos

Time for my morning mexican
drank a few cups of coffee so it should be extra messy

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今日は四時間日本語を勉強した

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>rohingya are being slaughtered right now
Feels good famalamadingdong fuck muslims.

>>79080503
as long as you're still wh*te i'll shit on your feet

>>79080548
>>79080558
I am Southern European genetically speaking

>>79080520
Move to Kuntisa, it's comfy and is where muh heritage is from

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>all white people are anglos

>>79080555
sounds like a waste of time

Is this the so-called "Ohioano" posting right now? He seems like a real autistic considering he goes from talking about how white he is to saying he isn't white.

>>79080520
Okay, bye
>>79080551
Kys

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>sounds like a waste of time

>>79080568
Where is that?

>>79080590
Sicily

>>79080555
How do you study Japanese for 4 hours? Is most of the time spent reading?

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>turning on your flags to see that im posting then turning them off so that you can shitpost about me

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>>79080568
I just looked this up, fucking Albanians live there REEEEEEE ALBO SUBHUMANS LEAVE MY ANCESTORS HOMELAND

also i am white

>>79080571
>>79080589

get a better gimmick

>>79080646
>my ancestral homeland
It's our homeland now, Dago boy
You got SHQIP'D lol

hey buds what do

>>79080601
did anki and a workbook mostly

Complete list of acceptable languages to learn:

1. English
2. French

All other languages go in the garbage

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>get a better gimmick

>>79080656
everyone has you filtered retard

>>79080687
>canadian
>accepting french AND english
wat bedoel je daarmee

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>>79080671
LETS GO TONIBLER ME AND YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>79080691
fuck you

we are friends

please be nice

who here likes me

>>79080720
Me

>>79080720
i like (ani)me

>>79080691
this is a good gimmick

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>>79080712
yes but i like the small brain meme

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>Germans wrecking Europe again
It's like they don't realize they are doing it until the rest of the world forces them to acknowledge it.

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>>79080711
Shouldn't you be busy making my pizza like a good terroni?

qui m'aime ici?

>>79080740
Shouldnt you be stealing someones kidneys like a good shqip?

>>79080730

that kid looks like it has no soul

>>79080732
What are they doing now?

>>79080754
Don't need your kidneys when we already stole your women lol

>>79080772
What the fuck are you on about? They live in thier own communities and Dont interbreed with the Italians living there. No true Italian would race mix with an Albanian subhuman

>>79080748
no

>>79080732
>they don't realize they are doing it until the rest of the world forces them to acknowledge it.
that's the whole point isn't it?
russia does it best though

>>79080760
Electing Merkel again

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>tfw someone stole your kidney

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>>79080756
ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS

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>>79080732
Or,
Merkel is an ideological nazi schizophrenic like Hitler who wants to destroy white race as an act of retaliation for destroying nazi plans

>>79080801
what's wrong with that? she's the right wing candidate

>>79080804
It was probably an Albanian

just had a captcha that said henrico
>>79080748
ta mère

>>79080794
appreniez un langue utile

>>79080793
>No true Italian would race mix with an Albanian subhuman
Poor Silvio in denial, lmao
The fact that we steal all your women is the reason why I unfortunately have some Shitcilian blood in me because my grandma wanted a real man and not a wop.

>>79080826
That's the thing, it's either Merkel going 80% retard or some even more retarded candidate. Lose-Lose scenario.

Do I count as a Jew? My material grandmother was a Jew, but she converted to Catholicism when she married my grandfather. I was raised Catholic, but my religious law my mom's pussy was Jewish

>>79080838
Literally no woman has ever wanted an Albanian subhuman, please stop with the false bravado tonibler, you are the dregs of european countries

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>appreniez un langue utile

>>79080849
let me fuck your mom and I can tell ya
t. docter

Are you a big guy?

>>79080871
not at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOtMpFNSlCA

just want to dance now

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>>79080818
Welcome to /cum/, please present your travel documents for inspection.

shit gimmick

There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave he boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.

>>79080856
More like the proud Albanian men don't want your ugly hairy women and instead take the few redeeming ones before you even get to see them, gajdhur fundi

>>79080900
date superior desi women

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>>79080903
It's true, we are cücks who like watching alpha foreign men fuck our women. It's been like this since roman timws

>>79080900
why do white men complain about white wmen so much

There's Albanian girl at my work who I'm in love with. She's a card dealer

>>79080919
They should be forced to marry us and give us white sons. Sons. Not daughters.

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I'm in love with you. I'll fight the Hell's Angels for our relationship.

>>79080919
>eating up stale pasta

>>79080929
You have to be an Italian bull in order to get one

>>79080895
What if i am a refugee from a poor muslim cunt? Don't you love them in Canada?

>>79080918
Keep the kaffirs out of mainland Italy, we already took Sicily so it's your only real hope

>>79080929
Where in Albania is she from? If she's Tosk or Arbëreshë marry her, if she's Gheg you're better off with this terroni >>79080944

Canada
United States
Mexico

cum...

HOLY FUCK HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS?

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>>79080958
Don't kid yourself tosk

>>79080973
whoa

>>79080973
cum stands for cambodia, uganda, madagascar you didn't realize anything

>>79080944

MUH HERITAGE is Italian, Ukrainian, Irish

>>79080958

She's from Tirana. I'd know anything about Albania, but she's nice and laughs at my jokes. I must make her my wife

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>>79080710
>tfw we're nicer to denmark than actual scandis

Albanian dicks for Italian chicks

>>79080982
>Tosk
Arbëreshë are the Tosks who didn't end up as Turk rapebabies.

>>79081001
>Tirana
Unfortunate, but in all seriousness she sounds like a qt and you should smash

>>79081018
Please smash my terrona sister with your BAC (big Albanian cock)

https://youtu.be/6sCioKnpHdY

https://youtu.be/vUEN1ZuDSMg
get woke

Women should be reserved as breeding machines

>>79081024
I will let my lakror sit in her oven if you know what I mean

Is /cum/ a pro-NAFTA general?

>>79081047
no

>>79081047
yes

>>79081046
Please let me raise the half shqip/terrone offspring while your off conquering the rest of italy with your hung Albanian brothers.

>>79081018

>Unfortunate, but in all seriousness she sounds like a qt and you should smash

If she's from Tirana what is she? Also I plan too

>>79081054
what's wrong with a little bit of free trade among cumrades?

>>79081047
yes
>>79081047
no

>>79081072
don't care

>>79081071
Tirana is Gh*g territory but close to Elbasan where they are Tosk so she might have some good blood in her

>>79081065
That is my plan, eventually all the terroni will live like housewives while I plant my square seeds

https://youtu.be/4sbKAREqGcQ

>>79081106

She wears a cross neckless, if that matters. I'm not sure how serious she is about it tho. We both had to work last Christmas and I said something like "sucks we have to work christmas" and she said "eh, just another day"

>>79080949
We love faggot muslim refugees, not even memeing. Gov't did a top secret mission to bring gay chechens here.

>>79081106
I dream of a day where all italian women have 24/7 access to an Albanian bulls penis. A day where they are all concubines of the superior shiptar. Watching forgien men fuck italian women literally makes me rock hard.

Can't wait till wh*ties die out lmao

I have this 7 year old bottle of "pumpkin juice" from that harry potter theme park in florida, it's unopened and has just been sitting around.

The main ingredients are apple juice and pumkin puree, what do you think has happened to it? Can it just ferment like that, is it alcoholic now? Apple juice turns into vinegar after a while I think, is it vinegar now? The bottom looks like it has a lot of stuff clumped up.

>>79081141
Watching my race die before my eyes makes my cock erect. Think I might just castrate myself and have black men fuck my sister

>>79081128
For a lot of Meds it's a cultural thing, especially these days. That said my grandma does get deeply offended at how I don't go to church anymore, so tread lightly.

>>79081130
You provide me the terrona and your wish will be granted :^)

>>79081141
we are the only ones keeping chinks in check Tyrone

Only one way to find out, take a test taste.

>>79081129
i-i'm gay, homophic government opresses me bring me to canada pls

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>>79081141
This

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>>79081166
Obliterate her pussy with your shiptar seed. DO NOT be gentle

>>79081181
gas yourself retard

>>79081174
maybe I should let it sit for a few more years first

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the virgin compromiser vs the chad liberator

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>>79081177
Trudeau is on the way

I am Nican Tlaca

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>tfw literally destoryed ita /il filo/ with my shitposting
Thats what they get for causing my existence

>>79081194
I meant to give a (you), throw in some yeast for good measure.

>>79081215
me too

>>79081188
Is this the terrona in question?

TEN TOES DOWN

When the wh*tes and n*groes are disposed of, then the indigenous peoples can rejoice

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>>79081124
woke

>>79080216
I want to get laid with this white chick I've been eyeing

>>79081240
Yes. Impregnate her with your virlle Albanian seed. My only wish is that I can jack off while I watch you destory her pussy with your hung shiptar cock. Do my mother as well

not a rare flag
he's devaluing himself
>>79079482

>>79081271
why don't black guys like their own women?

>>79081271
Take what's yours as a black bull. White womens pussies are exclusively for non white men

>>79081287
it's easier for blacks to pick up white women

I don't want to go back to university.

MUH ITALIAN HERITAGE HERE. I've only ever fucked """""italian""""" girls here, but that's just because that's all there is here

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>>79081295
This

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>>79081287
Nobody wants to be black, not even negroes themselves. They will do anything to let their children escape their own fate.

>>79081310
No you haven't, you have to be black to get with one

Just didn't fap. Shit was so cash.

>>79081310
wish your ancestors could see you mocking them you embarrassing lump of shit

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/our guy/

>go to friends house
>ask for a glass of water
>he pours it out of a pitcher in his fridge instead of just the tap

>>79081346
Does your friend live in Flint, Michigan?

>>79081346
Unironically me

>>79081343
glad he got shot. going to celebrate his death next year

>>79081329

My ancestors were probably peasants who wouldn't care

>>79080900
>one

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>>79081371
He was an American far greater than Washington or Lincoln.

>>79081343
but he was muslim

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cute girl was bullying me at work and it just makes me like her even more

>>79080900
> being this buttmad

Can't wait till albinos go extinct lmao

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>replying to the same post twice

>>79081402

How so?

I like malcom x

I say this as someone who is frequently told to fuck off to /pol/ on here, for context. I just think there needs to be some ideological consistency in the right wing, and that we should ally with nationalists of other nationalities. The issue is in the US both our nations (white and black" take up the same physical space and live in the same cities and towns. But that's an issue to solve later, the first thing to do is unite against neoliberalism, neoconservatism, "social democracy", sjws, leftists in general.

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Is he dare I say it.... /Ourguy/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-502rdCMaY
History lesson in this vid for albinos

Proud mama's boy

>>79081466
not watching a single thing you link

>>79081392
>>79081431
Why did you reply twice?

>>79081477
reminder that you admitted i was better

my future is bright like the heat death of the universe

>>79081485
don't care

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>mfw my ancestors enslaved all of your ancestors

>shitalians have to hold onto the most ancient of history to feel superior
wew

germans destroyed the romans

Arabs raped my ancestors. I deserve reperations

>>79081465
yeah
>>79081465
nah

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>>79081514

The most important civilization in Western history is pretty good one to hold on to

>>79080907
Fuck off they belong to Indian men only

>>79081541
my gf is gujarati

>>79081541
t. Ranjeet

>>79081539
america is better

i wuz scythianz

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>>79081500
[barbarian noises]

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misa

>>79081665
ugly

>>79081695
you should be slaughtered worthless garbage

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>why yes I love chinks spammed on /cum/

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>you should be slaughtered worthless garbage

wish I heard voices in my head desu. that would add the kind of flavor to my life that it is sorely lacking.

I can literally put ketchup on anything

>>79081728
interesting that you see a problem with that and not the dozens of antiwhite nigger posts above
hope you die

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>>79081782
I don't acknowledge proxies

>>79081287
black women are ugly as sin plus I'm Indian and we are already familiar, met her like 2 days ago. Imma smash her peach pussy

>>79080683
>workbook
Genki?

Fuck, I missed a baseball edition?

>>79081834
yes

>>79081836
And the two posts that acknowledged the OP

>>79081539
Rome was cucked by India and it's traders though kek

>>79081836
cuck

>>7908154

must be ugly

>>79081862

>/cum/ suddenly hates basedball

What went wrong?

>>79081905
chicanos

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Smells like shit in here

>>79081914

It's always the CHIs

>>79081905
it's not really a baseball edition that would elicit much talk about the game. it's the most talked about sport in the general though.

>>79081972

I know, I was the one bringing it up 1/2 the time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JevHUoCqwc
hmmmm

>>79081921
must be all those whites shitting up the streets

>>79081539
That would be the British Empire

>>79082072
no sweaty

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thoughts?

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>>79082062
Poo... in the loo?

>>79082088
I'm quite dry thank you very much

>>79082090
If you never want your gf or wife driving your car you get one of those.

>>79081813
Keep your bleaching fantasies to yourself

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mfw it's already monday

>>79082169
lmao so true

It's only J̶u̶l̶y̶ ̶A̶u̶g̶u̶s̶t̶ September

>>79082281
>>79082169

My mom only drives manual

>>79082296
Must be from Espana or grew up driving some old shitbox

finna stay up late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guZzDKdzbdw
woke

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*looks in the mirror*
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

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>>79082413

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>>79082413
me

>>79082001
oh, okay

*laughs at Dodgers slump, Brewers on the Rockies' tale and the Red Sox getting btfo earlier even with Sale starting*

>>79082433

THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE

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>Nip

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>Gook

>I LOVE Johnny Cash!
>Yeah, what's your favorite song by him?
>I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>What about Ring of Fire?
>Never heard of it
how to spot an absolute plebian
please don't befriend these people

>>79082618

I like trents better, 2bh

>>79082618
In-depth talking about music is pointless anyways

Looking in the mirror makes me want to vomit. I despise myself.

YOU MAKE ME SICK EVERYBODY HATE YOU YOU'RE DISGUSTING

>>79082618

Cash did it better. Even Trent says so.

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>tfw my doctor says I have 9 months to live

Just end it today

>>79082716
Anon btfo

I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO BE INCINERATED BY A HYDROGEN BOMB

I don't want to kill myself, but I want to die. Am I the most pathetic human being on the face of the earth? Yes.

>>79082716
Prove him wrong by living 8 months instead!

>>79082741
>Am I the most pathetic human being on the face of the earth? Yes.


I beg to differ

>>79082716
Are you giving birth to a death baby?

>>79082793
bit gay lad

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>>79082618

>mfw someone said cash's big iron was better than robbins

I really do hate myself, but I wouldn't say I'm depressed. I really have no one to blame by myself for my situation. I kinda hope north Korea really does something so I can join the Army and die fighting. At least that that way my family can have some weird form of pride about my death. Better than killing myself in my room.

>>79082844
hey that's literally me last night

>>79082618
Literally who hasn't heard of Ring of Fire

>>79082835
just listened to it and your right, the Cash version butchers it

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>>79082844
>WWIII starts
>fail fitness test
>don't get to fight
>commit suicide because of the failure

If your favorite Johnny Cash song isn't Chicken in Black there's something wrong with you

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>tfw addicted to nicotine

Honestly I don't even care. Nicotine has been making me act like a normie. I'm way more confident and have made a lot of smoking buddies. If I get cancer and die, so be it

final /cum/ thread ever
>>79083128
>>79083128
>>79083128