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real neet hours edition
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*PPPLLLBBBBLLFFFFTTHH*
Hahahaha!
*PPLPLPLBBBTTHHH*
*blows a raspberry*
*PPLLLLLBBBBBFFFTTTHHHH*
Hahahahahaha!
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Holding opinions I disagree with personally should be illegal.
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adrjgsdjvfsaticcvb
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>mfw leaving for Oxford in early October
>mfw Christ Church College for PPE
>mfw this ugly cunt gets in because she was shot and she's an oppressed Muslim while I busted my ass to get high grades/scores on AP exams, school, SAT scores, and various exams as an international student
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grils born on 11/9 are nearly legal to fuck
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am I shadowbanned?
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Hmmmm 6 posts on the counter but I only see 5
Think someone is shadowbanned
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>>79079785
>PPE
enjoy your useless piece of paper
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>>79079785
we're full sorry mate x
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>>79079847
DELETE
>>79079874
x
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What should I have for lunch lads?
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is this a girl or a boy
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>>79079925
kangaroo burger
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So THIS is the power of yank hours.....
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Toasting in epic bread
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Steak sandwiches are always shit
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>>79079927
where did you get this
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>>79079982
*teleports behind you*
*pulls down shorts*
*sharts on the floor*
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>>79080033
from the icelandic guy who posts here
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Well howdy there pardner...
...What brings you round this neck o' the woods?
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my ancestors
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>>79080075
aaaaaaaaaaaajajajajajajajajajjjjjjjjjjj PIRATEEEEEEEEEE ajajajajaj
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***** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE HANK HILL OF DOOM! ***** post this in 3 threads or you will die tomorrow

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>>79080033
Good ol' Dan
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>>79080122
If this doesn't work and I'm still alive tomorrow, I'll be mighty unhappy.
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>>79080098
ALLAAHHHH AKBARRRR
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>>79080151
AT least they drew the flag right that time
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any isle of man man in
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>>79080122
even americans do this kind of moronic thing
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not many hats recently
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Just spent a good hour comparing my Willie to other blokes on Chaturbete. I came to realize my willy is not small as I used to believe
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>>79080191
I posted one in the last thread
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>>79080194
How big is it though
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>>79080151
God save the flag!
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Good eve sirs, knowest thou why I have asked thee to tarry?
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>time for work
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>>79080240
Christ lad at 5 in the morning?
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>>79080240
Posting from work RIGHT NOW
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cali is like a different country
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might start referring to boards like 'int' and 'lit' in this manner
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>>79080258
yes, why are you still awake?
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fucking JACKPOT, I am completely loving it.
stumbled upon a few pills of codeine
time to get comfy
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>79080304
You should flush them down the shitter and begin living a pure life free of vice
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>>79080326
absolutely no chance my life is terrible, its this or suicide
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>>79080326
I did this back in 2011. Best decisión I've made
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Jewish guy at work said I was 'more spendthrift than a Jew, which isn't easy!'
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there's literally thousands of tents on the streets in this area of san diego
the absolute state of california
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>>79080354
What were you addicted to? I was addicted to speed, benzos and weed but I stopped that cold turkey.
then I fucked my sobriety when I got prescribed codeine for a suicide attempt and now I am hooked on it and it's harder than my previous addictions to beat
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lads google "white couple" in google images.
what. the. fuck.
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Do you feel as though you experience a more dulled sense of pleasure compared to others?

i.e. where one might eat a nice meal and absolutely love it, you might just think it was 'nice'.
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>>79080395
How was getting off benzos? I imagine horrible. I treat those with the most respect of all because I don't want to suffer cataclysmic panic attacks at unpredictable times.
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>>79080411
based
google is antifa take that rorke
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>>79080304
I have 30mg of instant release oxycodone. No urge to use it.
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the chad form of transport
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504132109188.webm
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>>79080423
it's really not that bad it's overstated as fuck online
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literally thousands of homeless people
never seen anything like it
my view of california has changed completely
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boring thread
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>>79080435
not even that fast
the virgin speed
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>>79080423
Horrible. Constant anxiety and panic attacks. Sweating, diarrhea, shivering, I had 5 seizures, my head felt like it was a balloon, constant runny nose and it feels like you have a cold and your heart is constantly racing.
>>79080453
It isn't.
>>79080432
Jelly
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well? got any answers?
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anybody remember the FOY meme?
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>>79080483
you went off them too quickly. taper over two or three months and it's minimal.
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>>79080497
Yeah here's one: ban yanks
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>>79080422
experience varies, that meal loving person may get no pleasure from watching a goal scored, or not cry at an opera when the person next to them does.
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pretending to be algeria nonce on /pol/
>>>/pol/140181841
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Business idea : ban all INTP from brit
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Any leftypol man in?
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>>79080507
didn't have the option to taper, my dealer wouldn't sell to me again because I had a seizure. lol I went to his house with a hatchet
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>>79080528
Aye
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>>79080517
Well I get satisfaction from saving money and not spending it so joke's on them haha
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>>79080395
Mainly co*e (one day I thought I was od'ing and flush the whole thing down the toilet. My last year of high school was trashy af as I tried a good variety of dr*gs. I went cold turkey too. At first it was fucking difficult, I was paranoid, sweating cold and anxious as hell for like 3 months. Nowadays I only drink occasionally and rarely smoke cigs
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>>79080541
>not ordering online
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Psychologist once said to me 'you're not depressed, but you're depressive'

What the FUCK
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>>79080552
Wow, congrats man. The coke there must be some heavy duty stuff. Wouldn't get addicted to coke here it costs like 70 pound for a gram of 30 percent pure stuff
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>>79080528
>>79080543
Lmao. How's your memeworthy campaign against 4chan going? Cuckstars
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>>79080563
live with parents that open all my parcels because I used to order ounces of speed and hundreds of benzos a week
>>79080565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depressive_personality_disorder
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>>79080565
Tell him stop playing on words or else
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KILL IS MUSLIMS! KILL ALL NIGGERS! FREEDOM OR DEATH! FUCK THE QUEEN!
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>>79080483
Wew, I suffered panic attacks for like a whole year. A total nightmare m8. I felt alienated from reality and sometimes even felt to need to control my breathing manually. Fuck that
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>>79080587
Not a recognised diagnosis
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>>79080604
Well at-least you got through it. Proud of you mate keep on trucking on. did you get prescribed psychiatric medication?
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4chan is too degenerate
Kill all nsfw board
Kill r9k s4s soc b and all

t. Imma as lefty as hitler
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>>79080600
hi /pol/
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north korea >>> south korea
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ahhh yes, the sunshine state
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/leftypol/ here
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>yanks whining about blacks when its their ancestor who brought them in there land

Ho ho ho
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>>79080624
Yes, Fluoxetine but I never took it. I researched the contraindications and it looked like it could cause withdrawal symptons if you stopped taking it so i went down the natural path. My dopamine and serotonin level were probaby fucked up, so I focused on nutrition, really light exercise and, I kid you not, watching memes on the internet for the laughs
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North uk >>>> south uk
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>>79080706
SSRIs triggered c-PTSD in me from being beaten and abused, molested when I was younger haha.
Weird how they get shilled so much they literally cause more problems.
I have been exercising you are right it works a lot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM
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>>79080728
>sssHARKS!
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>>79080695
"The sunshine state" is Florida not California.
I could tell right away your pic wasn't FL because there wasn't another bum eating that guys face off before the cops shot him.
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>>79080724
I feel sorry to hear that
Did perpetrators get punished at least?
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>>79080718
BRILLIANT POST LOVE X
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>20 years researching "the illuminati, knights templar, freemasons, rosicureans, globalist"
>it was the Jews all along
>tfw
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>>79080750
Nah, thanks
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got called a nigger in tesco
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anime gives you brain damage
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>>79080799
can conferm
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denounce him to the FBI
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>>79080817
calling bullshit on any white person having eyes in the third row
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>>79080749
oh yeah, you're right
i just assumed the richest state whose politicians preach about equal distribution of wealth wouldn't have the highest rate of homelessness in the entire fucking country
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>>79080791
Have you tried skin bleaching
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You cry you lose challenge
Rest in pepperonis to those who defended our freedom during WW2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ahVL4u6rmI
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love got (game of thrones) (pronounced g-o-t)
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>>79080799
Watching rick and morty can heal the damage
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>>79080819
akshually the government pays me £795 a month for disability
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>>79080749
the sunshine state is queensland actually
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>>79080819
Que sera sera
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why are bums and breasts so sexy
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>>79080860
redditors annihilated in one glorious image
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>Usual mood is dominated by dejection, gloominess, cheerlessness, joylessness and unhappiness
Maybe a little
>Self-concept centres on beliefs of inadequacy, worthlessness and low self-Maybe a little
A little
>Is critical, blaming and derogatory towards the self
Yeah
>Is brooding and given to worry
Yeah
>Is negativistic, critical and judgmental toward others
Yeah
>Is pessimistic
Yeah
>Is prone to feeling guilty or remorseful[1]
Maybe a little

>generally gloomy outlook on life, themselves, the past and the future. They are plagued by issues developing and maintaining relationships.
Yeah

Probably telling that my only ''''''relationship'''''''' has been with a psycho shut-in bitch with depression
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Americans were told before deploying in japan that the Japanese were "4 ft. tall cowards." The japanese were told that the Americans were 6+ft monsters who had to kill a child before they were let into the military. When the Americans landed and saw how ruthless the Japanese were, they were incredibly scared. Little did they know that the Japanese were even more scared of them.
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reddit >>>>>>>>> 4chan
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in reddit.............things happen....................
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>>79080888
you sound 18 la
what made her a psycho shut-in bitch and you not
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>>79080890
Well actually japanese were told by their government that american soldiers will literally rip apart all japanese men and rape all japanese women
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>>79080909
You sound 28 la
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>>79080890
don't care
>>79080917
the russians would have done that(if we didn't drop the nukes)
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79080899
shit bait no one is going to fall for it
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got called a fucking mong in asda
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>>79080904
what happens in reddit?
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>>79080917
What did Korea do during WW2? Serious question
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>>79080899
*falls for it*
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>>79080909
Because I organise weekly get-togethers with the mates, try to go out and meet people and joke around with the guys at work.

She stayed inside 6-7 days a week and her only friends were orbiters who wanted to fuck her. Never trust a girl who doesn't have any female friends.

Don't see what's 18-year-old about being a little negative.
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Hnnnnnng

https://youtu.be/gY-kU39668g
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Another week of toil eh? My my what a lucky little worker drone I am
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>>79080948
Being a part of japan
we were annexed since 1910
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gf's out with my black mate tonight
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things...............
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>>79080899
>>79080936
>>79080952
samefag
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on /brit/ ...... nothing happens
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>>79080961
you aren't korean you stupid fucking weeb larper
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>>79080965
Ayyyyyuuuuuyyyyyyy Carambàaaaaaaaaa
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>>79080962
Hope they have a nice time and she tells you all about it afterwards :)
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flat earth is real
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>>79080966
how did you know?
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@77
닥쳐 씨발새끼야
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>>79080989
More like fat earth ey tubby ahaha
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he can google translations so he must be korean and not a retarded weeb intentionally fucking up his english
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I feel very much at home on 4chumps because everyone is a little downtrodden and you're rewarded for talking down to others.
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.Ha,ha,ha, universal health care?..in your dreams asshole! how do you explain so many citizens of the so called most powerful country in the world ,its citizens go across the border to a third world country to get medical attention and get cheaper medicines!
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>>79080998
*sits on you*
who're you calling tubby now huh?
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gong hey fat choy
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>>79081016
oooft you're squashing me daddy~
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>>79080955
>Never trust a girl who doesn't have any female friends.
genuinely good advice
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지랄하네니같은대가리텅빈좃양키새끼나구글번역쓰지

다 나새끼같은줄아나
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Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.
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i don't trust girls at all
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79081036
nice pasta you found on /pol/
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>>79081035
>no spacing
you're a fucking mong. if you're going to try and pose as a korean at least learn what it looks like
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>>79081042
How about boys
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I don't trrust Mexicans at all

By the way, the post after mine is a yank and the one after that is a nigel.
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>>79081059
왜ㅋㅋ구글번역안돌아가니까뭔뜻인지몰겠냨ㅋㅋㅋ아둔한것
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boys, yes, when it comes to work
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>>79081077
the korean google translator probably is a yank
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>>79081087
What works you do
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How do I get an anthro bear wife dudes?
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Get out NSA
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>>79081131
What is your name and age
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my name is not beto, i am not 33 years old... and i am not the fatman taking a pic in front of a mirror either
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>>79081126
What the fuck JAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>79079785
Shoot her again then.
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>>79081170
alri beto
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>>79081170
Muy bien
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>>79081176
Fuck off Bruce I'm trying to get advice
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BRUCIE NEED TO FUCK A GIRL
BRUCIE NEED TO FUCK A GIRL

ALMOST TWO YEARS SINCE BRUCIE HAD A REAL FUCK-FUCK
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>>79081126
Go to a national park and get a bear wife and impregnates her and when you get an anthro bear daughter then divorce the bear and marry the daughter
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>>79080990
I am God
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any of you lads watch this gamshowkino?
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Business idea: extract the white South Africans from South Africa instead of these nonwhite refugees
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>>79080459
lol fuck off flyover stater
u jelly? i think u jelly
u just mad cuz cali is the best state >:)
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>>79081170
morning lads.
morning beto.
fuck off nonce.
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>>79080718
Other way round mate, Northeners are the nigger of the UK.
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he used the n-word
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take it back
>>79081269
>>79081060
>>79080666
>>79080634
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>>79079785
Your white skin disqualified you
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>>79081301
Should be easy for yanks to get in then
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>>79081316
It's quite wierd, there are many obviously non white people who don't qualify for affirmitve action and then there are people with blue eyes and blonde hair that claim to be 1/74th native American and get Pell Grants and scholarships
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>>79081333
Reminder that this is real
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m-morning lads

im up bright and early for work haha
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>>79081366
was just about to post that top kek
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>>79081366
>>79081333
Part 2
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i look more indigenous than those scumbags
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>>79081333
>>79081366
>>79081385
literally why are you complaining
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>>79081394
Because they are obviously white yet being rewarded for something they don't have
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There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave he boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.
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tfw you start identifying as jewish and get given millions by the hollywood community
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>>79081399
but they're using the liberal's game against them
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dumb aussie frogposter
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>>79081394
Imagine being some full-blooded aboriginal kid in the outback and you log onto facebook on your cracked nokia. You see 'indigenous doctors graduate' and click on the article in excitement. The next day when the page has finished loading, you see a picture of 6 white, blonde, maybe even blue-eyed fuckers celebrating.
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>>79081387
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>>79081424
don't care
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>>79081436
post more kots
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>>79081406
hmm yes will definitely be reading this
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>>79081427
Her eyes arent slanty
Absolutely aryan
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KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS
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in alaska they put the google camera with dog sleds haha
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>go to chain burger place run by whites
Burger was good.
>same story but run by blacks
Maybe worst burger ever. Probably tampered with it, knowing them. What's their issue?
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we need a fat Disney princess
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>>79081516
Hihi
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[duz één wee jıg to ðe Good Morning Scotland þeme a' zeven o' klok]
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b093sdgn
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off to work lads
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>>79081522
Gender neutral princess also
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>>79081537
hope your day goes as well as can be expected.
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>put on half a pound in a week

fucked it
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>>79081537
same
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trying really hard to stay awake to go get a package from the post office at 9. if i fall asleep now ive fucked it
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>>79081557
that's fuck all. i've put on like 3 pounds
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>>79081544
Why do i feel anglo face handsome than negro face?

Is it socially constructed or inherent nature?
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>>79081546
Bravo SK! You're are so progressive!!!
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>>79081557
try juicing
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>>79081544
am a prowd Ulster-Scot, ðu spıcky fuckshite!
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I don't suffer from weight issues
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>>79081583
Tell it to your scale then
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>>79081583
you will by the time you're 30
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off to London
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>not killing yourself at 28
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>>79081598
This and especially youre an office worker
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>>79081599
wear an acid proof mask and a stab proof vest
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>>79081598
>>79081592
25 and still 72kg @ 6'1, she'll be right
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>>79081611
don't need to I'm built like a brick shithouse
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what happened with thai chicANO did he got murdered?
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>>79081571
you been up all night?
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ajajajajaja
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I got to work on emails all day today, I’m still stressing over not knowing how to do certain things. I had four interactions today, I held the door open for an extended period for my former manager and another guy, felt awkward, they said “thanks”.

The next interaction was with the chatty Chinese guy, he initiated, I said the day was dragging but the conversation didn’t go anywhere from there.

Whilst at my desk I was approached by the female who does emails, she congratulated me and asked when I start, I said sometime next week, I felt very uncomfortable for some reason, my ears were burning up and I kept staring at her larger than average nose, I must have come across as rude, I hope people understand I can’t make eye contact.

Tall guy I’ve been speaking to recently overheard and asked about my new job, I was humble, didn’t have much to say, other than guilt and worry I don’t know how to feel about this. Planning guy asked when I was starting, all I could say was next week. I like him, wish I had more to say again.

There was a notable interaction from yesterday too, a guy initiated conversation with me, he works in sales, I asked about his job, I told him about mine but there wasn’t anything else to say. I think I repulsed him when I said I take joy in customers misery and anger.

After the series of bad interactions I starting muttering to myself and making strange and sharp physical movements. This went on for about an hour until my shift ended. I’ve also got a bad habit of making odd statements when entering the bathroom at work, I just need to convince myself that the people in the cubicles don’t recognise my voice.

Binge ate at home for what seems like the 100th day straight.

“Mukmar” is just a phrase I can’t get out of my head.
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>>79081645
Hell be here in a couple of hours
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>79081678
>>79081653
Proxy
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DIE-RRRAAAAAD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlCC1GOwFw
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Another one for the filter
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>>79081544
no bias there
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>>79081696
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>>79081651
yes. i know my life is worthless
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>>79081557
stupid boy
you fluctuate several pounds over the course of a day
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>>79081654
you're a strange fellow
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Ah yes, Scottish women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4K3W5vZiL4
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who /ideal weight/ here?
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>>79081704
stupid boy
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>>79081734
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Do you know how heavy a gallon of water is?
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good mukmar lads
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>>79081742
3.5 kilos roughly
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>>79081731
me
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>>79081731
i'm ideal but i've gained like 40 lbs this year. not good
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>>79081731
This is stupid because it doesn't take into account fat% or muscle mass
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phwew, just about safe I reckon.
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>>79081654
>"tall guy"
>he's not tall
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>implemented baabby's first naive Bayes classifier from scratch
>over 98% accuracy over data with 10+ attributes with multiple classes
struggling to what's the point to any other algorithm
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>thailads here
>still no post that contains king and bender

Phew
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>>79081763
gratz
>>79081766
same, I don't know much I've put on exactly but I've put on quite a lot this year. Metabolism finally slowed down. It's alri though because I was quite skinny. Now I've got to do this diet and exercise bollocks.
>>79081770
true
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>>79081781
*understand
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>>79081789
they arrive in around 2 hours from now.
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>>79081712
no shit but i still record my weight monday morning
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>>79081766
How could that happen? (unless the lifestyle of being a complete lardarse was at fault.)
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>put on 25g since last month
I've fucked it lads
keep the NHS warm for me
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Therefore, Christian men, be sure
Wealth or rank possessing
Ye who now will bless the poor
Shall yourselves find blessing
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always have my hood up when im out. glad the weathers cooling down so i dont look as weird
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very hungover lads
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I've slimmed down a lot since I've been here
Body fat is probably around 10-12% now where it used to be closer to 20%
Going to the gym regularly plus this constant sauna heat really boils the arctic fat off
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>>79081704
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Neither my shitposts nor my intelligent, contributive posts get (You)s anymore.
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>>79081849
>sauna heat
that merely causes loss of bodily water, not fat.
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dumb pirate frogposter
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>>79081870
Combined with exercise it must work
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forgot Rolph Harris was in prison
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>>79081856
DO NOT do this.
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>>79081891
hes out of prison now la
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Denali lads
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/brit/ is very (You) abundant thread tho
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I hope 's-very-gay is suffering his ban for posting this webm during the week-end. He's an insufferable 'got.
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1469/48/1469480230617.webm
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Have I been shadow banned? Can anyone even see this post? Will this post get a (You)?
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not really
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>>79081932
Virus
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>>79081933
yes
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>>79081953
This is animal abuse
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>>79081938
WRONG. Now come at me, Park Gong-Hoe.
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>>79081968
*Comes at you*
Pls be gentle
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Fucking women on the train halving the number of seats with their spacing
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>make a joke facebook group, screenshot it and post it on /brit/
>people actually join it

*Heavy breathing*
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>>79082070
you're a leader now anon

lead us
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>>79081909
McKinley you cuck
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>>79079812
What's 11/9?
>>79080933
bonus points for being at Crimean bridge.
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Any aids man in?
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Would /int/ be better without flags?
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>>79082195
The flags act as a reference point for our prejudice and shitposting
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>>79082031
actually, depending on position, fucking women on the train could double the number of seats
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It's really weird how much people like Napoleon here
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>>79082228
he's the manlet messiah
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>>79082228
Hes a successful manlet
Take a guess
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>>79082243
>>79082247
not a manlet at the time
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>>79082243
I saw a copy of that painting of him crossing the alps, I'm tempted to buy it

Also saw a wooden statue of the same scene but it was really expensive
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post toot
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>>79082273
Toot
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>>79082260
fucking hell, alri Blownapart, thought you'd died mate haha
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>>79082195
we didn't used to have them
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>>79082328
>>79082328
New
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>>79082342
>'e edition
no thank you
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>>79081036
The woman haters are becoming more subversive
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