/v4/ + friends

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/Škoda/

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wake up dummies

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i miss Slota memes

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bump already?

Good morning

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>>79080456
dobre rano

Dobré ráno, what are your plans for today?

*morning nigs

good morning

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No more 'good mornings'

Those political scientists are concerned that mass hysteria over New World Order conspiracy theories could eventually have devastating effects on American political life, ranging from escalating lone-wolf terrorism to the rise to power of authoritarian ultranationalist demagogues.

>>79080658
please remove those crosses, this is religiously neutral thread, for diversity sake.

>stop browsing /v4/ and 4chan altogether because it's diseased
>year later open /v4/, just curious
>still diseased
>was week ago, checking it daily again since
why? why couldn't you have left me alone, free from this all?

>>79081805
religious neutrality doesn't necessarily promote diversity, or the other way around. Lidl was right to do it, screw religion

>>79081824
Belgians said it was for diversity.

>>79081847
which belgians?

i am awake

>>79081807
and now you will be back every day well into the 2020s
such is life

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>>79081659
NONSENSE

i am awake

>>79082530
welcome to your thread

>>79082530
welcome to your thread

>>79082530
Шeгcoмe тo yoцг тнгeaв

>>79081854
belgian lidl spokesman

the text above, RTL.be adds “we asked Lidl spokesman about the reason for the withdrawal. “We avoid the use of religious symbols because we do not want to exclude any religious beliefs,” the representative of the German supermarket giant replied. “We are a company that respects diversity and this is what explains the design of this packaging,” he added.

>>79082624
>szjegsomje to yocg tngjeaw
what did they mean by this

>>79082647
>youcg
uocg*

>>79082647
>English written with Cyrillic letters sounds like me after I had my wisdom teeth taken out
interesting

>>79082647
ХAХAХAХAХAХAХAХAХAХAХAХA
Хopoшo post my friend!

Doing a poo lads

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>>79082707
jajajaj buen post weón
pero dime, cuantas copas tenes po jajjaja

>>79082787
xdd

Lads

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~ ANUNCIO ~

De aquí en adelante /v4/ será un filo hispanohablante.

Gracias por comprender.

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OBJAVLENIJE

Ja teper' vas hoču sprosit' čto vy vse govorite tol'ko po-russki. Provozglašaju etot general «Visegradskaja oblast'».

Spasibo za vnimanije.

>>79083511
Ceйчac этo нeвoзмoжнo, извини Литвин.

>>79083639
No my musíme mluvit rusky!

>>79083872
I don't want to install russian keyboard at the moment. Having to switch between 4 different keyboards is tiresome.

>>79083952
Do you actually speak Russian?

>>79083962
A bit. Had to take a second foreign language in highschool, so I picked Russian.

>>79084006
That's nice, we pick from German and Russian and my parents convinced me to take German because I could learn Russian at home. 90% of kids chose Russian and we were very few in class.

Now I can't make even one German sentence and my Russian is mediocre tier.

>>79084025
>we were very few in class
The less people there are in a language class, the better. More than 30 is just chaos.

>>79084096
Yeah I know, the teacher was very individual with each of us, though her methods weren't great and I got like 9 or 10 out of 10 from it at end of last year but it was too easy for it and I could do it just by memorizing few things before test. And there was no practice at home whatsoever, just didn't need it. But if I was more interested, I could be working in Germany now. She almost never gave any homework either.

But I guess it should be easier than Czech or Russian? Since it has just 4 cases.

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>>79084130
The cases in German are easy, it's memorizing what gender a word is that sucks since there's usually no hints, you just have to memorize them.

>>79084191
Yeah, that one sucks but I guess it§s the only thing that sucks. Still a lot fewer things to memorize than in Czech.

So far I§ve only memorized žena (singular and plural), růže (singular and plural) and piseň (singular). Masculine is going to be fucking nightmare.


Also
>ň
>SHIFT + = + n
How the fuck do you Czechs even type? Why isn't there something like alt+N for it?

>>79081820
Not you too, Slovakia!

dobro jutro anoni

>>79084267
>How the fuck do you Czechs even type?
It's not "shift + = + n". It's "shift + =", release, and then whatever character you want to type with caron. I don't even notice it because I type with all ten fingers. Also ň is pretty uncommon.

>>79084387
>It's not "shift + = + n". It's "shift + =", release, and then whatever character you want to type with caron.
ye, that's what I meant. still, quite hard to get used to. I can§t imagine doing any kind of "how fast you can type" thingy with it.

hello friends, how was your morning

>>79084410
It takes me the same time (maybe a bit less) as to press two different keys.
I tried pressing left alt + n to see how hard it is and discovered it opens a new "tab" in quick reply window. I'm not on the shitposting level that I'd need it, but it's good to know I guess.

>>79084453
good until you showed up

Dick

>>79084594
kurva fasz

>>79084508
you don't have to act like a cunt

>>79084691
I was merely kidding, friend

Začad dun goofed

>>79084775
oh

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>>79078942
Maturita in 6 minutes, wish me luck friendos.

>>79084832
matura is easy my friend

>>79084267
Isn't masculine much easier to memorize ? Basically everything that ends in a consonant plus a few exceptions.

>>79084832
this>>79084849
good luck

>90% of the posters in this thread are literal underage highschoolers taking their highschool exams RIGHT NOW
no wonder this thread is so shit

>>79084948
but hs exams are written usually by 19 y/os

>>79084998
that's basically underage as well
men become adults once they hit 21
it pains me to see that i've been talking to fucking teenagers here all along

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>>79084386
dobro

>>79084453
hello, quite good, made an experiment to wake up even earlier and actually did and felt more awake. conclusion: have to find out the optimal waking up time not to feel very tired in the morning

just ate a very tasty hot soup that coworker shared

>>79084505
>and discovered it opens a new "tab" in quick reply window
oh wow lol, that's quite a shitposting tech

>>79084875
>Isn't masculine much easier to memorize ? Basically everything that ends in a consonant plus a few exceptions.
You mean Czech or German? I am learning Czech. Picrel is Czech masculine

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I'm sorry for being so mean to you sometimes.
You guys are some of the friendliest and nicest people on this board and even though your thread is a cirklejerk, who am I to criticise you for it? If that's what you enjoy, then there's no problem with this.

Please understand that I'm usually baiting when I criticise your general. I am genuinely sorry and I feel bad now, since you people have shown me nothing but kindness.

>>79085175
hot

>>79078973
Simply never.

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>>79084410
There is "ň" already in slovak keyboard.

>>79085214
traps

>>79085589
How do you know?

>>79085165
Yeah, I meant Czech,too. I don't even now whether there is a rule for that in German. Never thought about it.

>>79085589
even hotter

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is pl the only euro country that uses a standard keyboard and then has the diacritics added by pressing alt instead of messing around with the parentheses and brackets etc and moving them around and then adding the diacritics in their space? like in>>79085324

top is standard qwerty keyboard (US)
bottom is polish (programmers) layout, which is most common

>>79085165
There's also a subgroup of "hrad" called "les".
les, lesa, lesu, les, lese, lese, lesem
lesy, lesů, lesům, lesy, lesy, lesích (I would say lesech, but this is correct), lesy
Words that use this: jazyk, oběd, rybník. Just so you don't get confused when you encounter it.

>>79085899
>rybnik
what did pepik mean by this

>>79085932
Fish pond - place where fish (ryby) are raised.

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>>79085803
that looks like the best version desu
hungarian layout is terrible for programming

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>>79085899
oh dear god, subgroups of subgroups of exceptions of exceptionally exceptional exceptions (except exceptions)

>>79085803
>>79086017
Lithuanian layout is quite okay, we have all our special letters in place of numbers from 1 to 8, then just brackets and _ as normal and then ž

No need to ever hold shift or press alt or ctrl for anything. What is also weird in Czech is that you can't capitalize a special letter, like ů (where ; is). When you press it, you get ů but when you hold shift and press it, you get ". Which is really weird, as then the next most practical solution is to turn on caps lock before it and turn it off quickly afterwards.

>not using ubuntu's slovak qwertz layout
good for slow vak, good for programming

>>79086186
There are no words that start with ů, so you never need to capitalize it. And you use caps lock if you want to capitalize the whole word.
Also you can type capital ů by pressing shift + ; and then shift + u.

>>79086242
Ůber!

>>79086242
Yeah I know, it's only in middle of words and ú is in beginnings except for words which are made out of two words. Wasn§t the best example.

>>79086242
>Also you can type capital ů by pressing shift + ; and then shift + u.
You Czechs must have on average larger brains or something, this kind of stuff really confuses the hell out of me. I am terrified to even continue learning cases but I will.

Your language seems unironically harder than Lithuanian.

>>79086322
>You Czechs must have on average larger brains or something
I wouldn't say it's common knowledge. I just spend a lot of time on computer, so I know how to do stuff.
>Your language seems unironically harder than Lithuanian.
Should've picked Lojban if you wanted perfectly logical language.

>>79086424
>Should've picked Lojban if you wanted perfectly logical language.
Nah, I want to someday live in ČR
It's just ultrahard

>>79084948
Rude, I am a 21 yo greek

hangover again
went to sleep at 8 in the morning

>>79086509
>i am greek
not this shite again

>>79086736
I had to do something to distract from being called out as an underage

why so ded?

>>79088459
quite a lot of work
feeling fucking braindead, falling asleep in the chair

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>>79088500
>falling asleep in the chair
same

>>79088459
just 4 episodes of Black Mirror left, i swear to god if i have nighmares about this i will come to haunt y'all

>>79088804
you watching it too now? what do you think about it?

>>79088866(czeched)
>you watching it too now?
i wanted to watch it for quite a while now but didn't seem to be able to force myself to actually sit down and watch it all
>what do you think about it?
i have watched other stuff from Charlie Brooker so i am familiar with his humour and pessimistic outlook
but to answer the question, i do very much enjoy it, very gripping and thrilling television drama, my favourite episode so far is The Waldo Moment, mainly because of the qt, god i love that style

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gonna make this

I dare you to find a more unpleasant manga than Ichi the Killer.

What if humans were very advanced but some cataclysm set us back to stone age and what we call advanced XXIth century would be considered laughably archaic by the standards of previous human civilization?

>>79078942
Fucking Slovaks are stealing my jerbs.

>>79089768
if we were so advanced that current state would be archaic by those standards we would have found evidence of that advanced state already

>>79089818
No because polacks and slow vaks fucking stole all the artifacts.

>>79089818
What if they only used wood based technology?

>>79089768
If you're interested in this topic, read Fingerprints of the Gods by Graham Hancock. Also him and some other dude (geologist) were guests of joe Rogan podcast, and were discussing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>79089859
that would imply that this advanced civilization existed only where slovaks and polacks are, that would mean we are descendants of superiour civilization and therefore all others are subhumans
>>79089865
if you look through human history progress goes hand in hand with better materials

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WE WUZ ALIENS AND SHIET

>>79089924
Best episode EVER.

>>79089977
>if you look through human history progress goes hand in hand with better materials

But when you surpass this. Wood is regrowing and doesn't leave a bad stance on enviroment.
If tehy where capable of using wood in a so advanced way that they don't need anything else.

>>79090063
wood is low-tier, you won't build a spaceship out of wood ya dum dum

>>79090177
Why not?

>>79090218
how do you propel it into space without it burning up and what do you use as fuel?

>>79090177
You don't need a Spaceship tho.
He talked about advanced civilizations on earth.

>>79090261
if they are more advanced than us, and we have gone into space, that means they have gone into space too

>>79090281
What did we reach in Space?
Nothing.
If their are so advanced why should the waste so many resources that can't regrow just for nothing.

>>79090317
For minerals and rare metals dude. Mining asteroids will be the next big acomplishment.

>>79090317
>What did we reach in Space?
the simple act of wanting to go into space necessitates better technology, it doesn't matter that we have no space colonies because the things that we would have to invent to get there would be a reward enough

>>79090401
>For minerals and rare metals dude
I tols you, they only use wood. Wood regrows infinitly. They just don't need this fot their Utopian Paradies based on wood. They are too advanced to even think of this.

>>79089768
woke

is Black Sails worth watching?

>>79090317
also if they were more advanced than us they would have to go through the same shit as us, if wood was such an amazing material it would have been already found out, therefore if wood is so great we will discover it later after we go more into space, because the technology which will get us out there is will allow us to discover these amazing wooden properties

>>79090562
>also if they were more advanced than us they would have to go through the same shit as us
Maybe they just took another way at some point in history.
War and Dominance was and is our motor of development.
What if they just consisted of too inteligent people. Too inteligent to take the path of blood.

The other thing is. What crushed such an enlightened civilization.

>>79090727
Impact from space or supervolcano.

>>79090727
>What crushed such an enlightened civilization
they let niggers in

fags

>>79090727
>The other thing is. What crushed such an enlightened civilization.
read the initial post
>Maybe they just took another way at some point in history.
almost all civilizations coveted the skies, it's very plausible that they too would want to go into space
>What if they just consisted of too intelligent people. Too intelligent to take the path of blood.
how does that stop them from going into space?
still, our current technology is not good enough to discover the wooden magical properties, that means we need another level of technology, which will most likely be due to space travel

>>79090864
this

>>79090874
You won't find wood in space. There is no sense to search it there.

Also the Soviets started the Space shit and I'm sure they had some military plan for it.

You can't compare us to them. We are different humans. We are not as advanced as them and maybe will never be. Maybe we lack their intelect or just we missed our right path and went to far on the wrong way that we can't imagine a way back anymore.

>>79090763
The eruption of a Supervolkano caused decades long darkness that killed the precious trees they relied on. Maybe at this day they felt forsaken by their gods and became what we are now.

so bored
entertain me

>>79091008
>You won't find wood in space. There is no sense to search it there.
how did they know there is no wood in space? if they are more advanced than us then they would know that space is infinite so they can't rule out that there is no wood there
if the only thing they want is wood they are dumb, also if wood is so amazing why did it not save them from the cataclysm?
if they were so intelligent why did they sit around all day and watch wood grow, then cut it down, made some shit from it, and watch it grow again?
>Also the Soviets started the Space shit and I'm sure they had some military plan for it.
so what? the only reason you would want to go into space is to win a war? if they were so smart can't they go to the space for the hell of it?

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>>79082982
Hola si
Yo soy comprende tu posto

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>women have it harder in life
yeah except in poland when they are fucking favored I remember when I was still looking for a job and was browsing job offers
>I'll hire a FEMALE assistant
>I will hire a FEMALE student
>women have to pay less to rent an apartament
>mfw
if being a woman is ez mode in the West then in this cucked fucking shithole being a woman is playing on cheats

>>79091156
>how did they know there is no wood in space?
They knew that there is no wood in reach.
And we know this too.

>if the only thing they want is wood they are dumb
They can make everything they need from wood. Even food.
>also if wood is so amazing why did it not save them from the cataclysm?
It only killed their civilization. Can we stop such catastophes? They then changed their ways and maybe became savage and from this savage we developed.
>if they were so intelligent why did they sit around all day and watch wood grow
They worked the wood and lived their lives. Maybe happy. Maybe jus lethargic. Maybe they had many wooden games. We don't know much about their culture since their are no remainings.

>the only reason you would want to go into space is to win a war?
This started it. Like most of our technological achievments are started exactly like this.

>>79085175
faggot

>>79085175
I like the fact that traps always avoid showing their faces because they know they look hideous and a man cannot truly imitate a woman like in the anime.

>>79091536
>They knew that there is no wood in reach.
how did they find out?
>This started it. Like most of our technological achievments are started exactly like this.
doesn't matter, the desire to explore the skies is not inherently malicious, if they were intelligent they would lust after exploration of the universe

>>79091032
Why is beef such a shit meat?
>chewy
>stringy
>hard
If you want to eat tasty beef you either need to serve it "rare", meaning practically raw, which can kill you because of salmonella and worms.
Or you need to make ground beef which isn't even real meat anymore.
Beef fucking sucks

>>79091748
your mother sucks you fucking nigger loving islam enabling Tumblr browsing other man fucking your girlfriend watching indie rock listening to lolicon fapping MOBA playing from cops away running faggot


but yeah I dislike beef too

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After the sun disapeared the temperature fell. It was called and the storages were getting emptier day by day. It was clear that the sun won't come back soon. The people started to get desperate. They were hungry. First they killed the sorounding animals for food. But there weren't enough of them to feed everyone. Fightings started to take place of the last bits of food. Some groups even started to raid other groups and eat their members. At this point the civilization was gone ans slowly forgotten. the children born to this hell didn't even know that it ever existed.decades after decades past until nobody was left with the knowledge of the old. When the sun came back only those survived that were ready to go beyond any limits.

>>79091748
Because you bought shit quality or prepared it wrong you mongrel. Beef is the best by far.

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which v4 city is most butifel?

Prague or Budapest?

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>>79089768
That's a pretty common sci-fi trope
>>79089818
What if we're currently too primitive to even notice such evidence even if it's right before our eyes?

So yeah this is the update guys
I passed my written exam in anatomy, went to have practical exam (dead body in front of you and you have to point on the structure they tell you to show) and they flunked me there so I have to take it again tomorrow morning, and if I pass that tomorrow I go on oral examination.
It was breddy hard, I really thought I'll fail it but I was one point over the line kek

>>79089803
not true

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>>79090019
yeah.

>>79091748
Only shitty and badly prepared beef is stringy and hard, good beef is god tier
And there's nothing wrong with being chewy

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>>79091815
Only some sayings remained when the people talked about the old.
Sayings like they were taller and became much older because they were way better nourished.

Generation by generation those sayings changed. It transformed that those lived in a paradies. They were Giants or that they were immortal.
Life was harsh and the thought of a better past gave hope in life to the people that were now organized in tribes. They wandered the earth with not even getting close to imagine what used to be on this soil before.

>>79091815
I just wanna say I'm glad west is falling and muslims are tearing you apart.

>>79085175
bait within bait

>>79092273
slowvak tier censorship

>>79092273
>>79092273
>Marek Pocklan
you could have tried harded to hide is name

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im always anoxious when i see people with /int/ v4 memes

>>79092368
no need to doxx a guy because jano is retarded

>>79092436
t. Marek

>>79092183
I'm actually serious. This general is a nice place.

>>79092469
>be lithuanian
>kill yourself

>>79092558
et tu hrvat

>>79092558
KEK that's fucking accurate fuck you v4

>>79092572
It would be better without Poles though.

>>79092558
kek
>>79092594
but he's right

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>>79092382
>Pridat' priatela
>Sprava
>Ćasowa os
your wacky languages will never EVER stop being funny

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>>79092643
>kolegowe, mame poruchu v odbytu

>>79092643
>Pridat' priatela
>Sprava
>Ćasowa os
those words are in croatian too

>>79092619
why lithuania has such high suicide rate? LMAO

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>>79092382
how do these memes even get out of 4chan? Is there some Facebook page that's posting them?

Or are you faggots just really bad at hiding your power level?

>>79092643
lol fuckng polack

twins in your language are bastardi duplowany you have nothing to say here

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>>79092879
>twins in your language are bastardi duplowany

>>79092872
why do we have a fucking yank in this general?

>>79092872
yes. I think original is from that page.

>>79092872
people who actually browse 4chan dont want others to recognize

>>79092930
why do we have a fucking Russian Jew in this general?

>>79092948
I had no idea Facebook actually made OC

slovakia is a non - country

>>79092643
>your wacky languages
t. Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

Poland
>called the shots in PLC which was the largest european state
>occupied moscow for 2 years

Slovakia
>?
>?
>Hungarians used them as sex slaves

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>>79093074
pepik jr pls

>>79093074
>Slovakian Army
>Slovakian
triggered

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>>79092879
It's bliźniaki or bliźnięta
>>79092872
I remember when our PM's speech got viral because some chick on twitter added English subs to it, and if I remember right that chick had picrel in her avatar. And I know that one of the anons here drew it, so either the content is leaking through some reddit-like site or we have more lurkers than we think. I think it's the former.

>>79093177
>zostań obrażonym
>hehe jestesmy przyjaciółmi nie? :D

żałosne

>>79093103
hello potato man
How are things in Belarus? When will you free yourself from the kacap's boot?

>>79093177
>>79092872
if i had to guess
https://www.reddit.com/r/VisegradGroup/top/

>>79093227
>zostań obrażonym
czo
dzie

liż im wiecej dupe podczas gdy oni na ciebie plują polaczku

slav - slave

>>79093253
Nothing new. Except for autumn.
Also never

>>79093273
that looks too ded to really have an effect on anything, but I don't know anything about Reddit

>>79093339
no co tam marcelku

>>79093391
>but I don't know anything about Reddit
it's a much better side than 4chan

>>79091885
>I was one point over the line kek
I like your style. The closest I've ever been was 0.25 points above.
Anyway congratz on passing the written part.

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>>79093422
gnije z was polaczki jebane nie widzicie że was słowacy, czesi i litwini ciąle cisną? Żaden inny naród by sobie na to nie pozwolił ale jak polakowi spluniesz w ryj to będzie udawał że deszcz pada bo za wszelką cene chce należeć do jakiejs grupy jak kujon który stara sie przypodobać grupie sebków

Żałosny, chuja warty naród. Poliż troche dupe litwinom.

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>>79093273
>there are some people so desperate for online attention that they lurk 4chan boards, get OC from here and post it on reddit as their own just to get few upvotes

I get the attention whoring, i just don't get how can they take credit for other people's work

hello my white niggas, how goes it? I just came back from the city, walked the dog, had dinner and i'm ready to shitpost

>>79093580
i przez ''shitpost'' rozumiesz ''przylizać sie grupie słowaków którzy mnie cisną i shillować ebic v4 brotherhood XD'' tak jak shillowaliscie KURWA SŁAWA SŁOWIAŃSZCZYŹNIE MY SŁOWIANKI MAMY TE MOWE CIAŁĄ ale wam wschodni slowianie kazali wykurwiać i teraz staracie sie należeć do innej memicznej grupy która też was nie akceptuje

postuj krecika i nazywaj to epickim shitpostem gimbokurwo

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>>79093561
it's nothing new

poliż mi pisior marcel

no dalej liż dupe zagranicznym polonusie jebany

>>79093580
I got up about four hours ago, did the dishes, made myself some meal, jerked off, played vidya, and i'm ready to argue about the pointlessness of democracy

Jak se řekne shop (place)?

>>79093835
obchod

hey look I'm a polack please accept me I tried to shill slavic brotherhood but other slavs told me to fuck off, I wanted to suck american dick but they called me a subhuman please accept me v4 I'm a member of a weak, worthless nation that needs foreign approval like a woman needs attention :(

test

>>79093857
Šel jsem do obchodu a koupil jsem se deštník
Můžeš mě opravit?

>>79093964
koupil jsem si
At this rate, I can put "language teacher" into my CV.

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>>79093979

>>79093998
Ale kurwa, I was just looking at conjugations of koupit but still messed it up :D You sure can

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My OC has the advantage of being so shitty nobody will repost it anywhere

anyway dumping shit because im bored

>>79094038
The "koupil jsem" is correct. You just used "se" instead of "si" which has nothing to do with conjugation of koupit.

>>79093654
>wschodni slowianie kazali wykurwiać
raczej na odwrót żbsz
nie pozwolili nam wykurwić

>>79094127
nice reverse psychology there

i love marcel i wish he'd stop being so insecure about his country though

>>79094202
fuck you nigger poland is pathetic and everyone hates it for a reason even being a lithuanian would be better for a reason I mentioned yesterday

>>79094175
Ye that's what I mean, I was just looking at wiktionary exactly with koupit si but still managed to write se. Difference between those two is still not clear to me

>>79094254
we all love poland and we love you as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXfym3Mf5-A

hahaha /pol/ made manifest

>>79094127
Kek

>>79094281
>we all love poland
who do you mean by ''we''? Lmao are you diaspora? That would be fucking hillarious if a polack went to fucking lithuania because he is so retarded he wanted to move to Germany but he went in the wrong direction and decided to roll with it.

>>79094438
fuck no lmao i'd kill myself if i were polish
you're beautiful on the inside though so don't get depressed ok?

>>79094261
Slovakia should seriously change their flag to something more distinct

>>79094260
I don't think there's any way to explain it.
http://www.ilearnczech.com/ja-se-v-tom-sise-nevyznam-aneb-reflexive-verbs-in-czech-1/
https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/jak%C3%BD-je-rozd%C3%ADl-mezi-si-a-se.2701515/
There is even a fucking master thesis about those two:
https://openaccess.leidenuniv.nl/bitstream/handle/1887/28585/Functions%20of%20the%20Czech%20reflexive%20marker.pdf?sequence=1

>>79094261
but at least Slovakia never had any real tragedies happening to it

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lithuania is shittier than poland lmao

>>79094588
Delete

>>79094549
>at least Slovakia never had any real tragedies
they have their flag

>>79094588
>int always cirklejerks over czechia
>meanwhile estonia beats them in every regard
as expected of this retarded board

I just realised slovakia has shittier wages as well. Lmao why are they shittalking Poland then? What high ground do they have?

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marcel wishes he was slovak

>>79094855
>What high ground do they have?
Tatra Mountains

>>79094883
>that brown skin
I thought slovaks are whiter than polacks. I was wrong.

>>79094588
post the 2017 one

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>>79094950
>I thought slovaks are white

rookie mistake

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HAHAHA THEY LOOK LIKE POLACKS

OMFG

SLOVAKS ARE SHITSKINS

I KNEW THAT SLOVAK FEMANON HAS CHINK EYES FOR A REASON

HAHAHAHA

then again both are west slavs so I shouldn't be surprised. Same race, same bydło.

I really fucking hate v4. Bunch of shitholes who think they are le based because they are too poor for nigger immigrants. You will always be under our (russian) boot deal with it.

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>>79095076
I've never seen slovak folk outfit, qt af

Hi friends

>>79095177
fuck off
>>79095163
fuck outta here

>>79094519
god damn that's complex
>There is even a fucking master thesis about those two
lmao

do you guys just learn it at young age by memory like German der/das/die or you actually think what it should be according to those weird rules that you linked?

>>79095163
awww yeah stealing qts from polaks!

>>79095245
ok, but first marry me

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>>79095298
sorry but poles still have the qtests outfit imo, slovaks have the 2nd place

>>79095346
nice lgbt dress

>>79095358
how are slovak folk dresses like?

>>79095299
Do you like to cook? I can kinda cook. We could cook together.

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>>79095177
hello friend

>>79094588
>>79095031
2017

>>79095446
all it shows that ukraine will move in here en mass.

>>79095393
>Langoš
That is suprisingly delicious for something that's hard as fuck to eat

>>79095076
>HAHAHA THEY LOOK LIKE POLACKS
wew, who would've thought
>>79095163
Slovaks = Górals pretty much

>>79095470
No its not, its disgusting oily piece of flat shit

>>79095446
>lithuania still shittier
>slovakia still shittier
>that hungary

I thought poland is second worst v4 country but it's second best
>Estonia still shits on entire v4 while being on it's own.

What's their secret?

>>79095177
Serwus

>>79095264
I never need to think whether I need to use "si" or "se". But we never drilled it into our heads in school. Guess young brain just absorbs patterns like a sponge.

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>>79095408

>>79095432
I don't love it but I do cook, people say my food is tasty
>>79095473
it's similar, must be because all the white they use
>>79095567
lovely, 10/10 would wear

>>79095510
>still shittier
how did Polish average salary manage to fall a tiny bit while ours grew by nearly 100 €, whatever year that map is?

>What's their secret?
close relations to Finland and other Nordic countries I guess

>>79095446
we need to gang up on Austria
fuck those guys

>>79095508
Ok :^(

>>79095446
>tfw you will never know what it feels like to be Swiss on a trip to Ukraine
It must be fucking mindblowing

>>79095649
>not swiss or lichtenstein with their >5000 wages

>>79095510
>What's their secret?
being closer to Nordicks
i.e. Finnish booze runs

>>79095720
im most likely going there next year and it should be already mind blowing even for me
one week in hostel/motel with own room and bathroom is supposedly same price as one night in Czech Rep.

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What a cute teddy bear.

Bite force of 1200 pounds per square inch.that's more than siberian tiger, it's sleeker than other bears because it's more reliant on hunting so it's a killing machine even by bear standards a polar bear is to other bears what Space Marines are to Imperial Guard, survives in a frozen wasteland and can kill a fucking walrus have you seen a walrus?

Of course not you uneducated eatern euroshit trash. But let me tell you their tusks are not for show and their hides are so fucking durable they effectively have a natural armor on them.

Polar Bears are the fuckingest mammals and that's a fact wolves are faggots and tigers are faggots too
>muh siberian tiger can kill a bear ;)
they only go for fucking cubs, they avoid adult bears because they would fuck them up just like a polar bear would fuck up everything that doesn't have a gun. I myself could propably stomp a polar bear but I must admit it wouldn't be easy.

>>79095723
>raiding city states
pointless

i can just imagine marcel watching nat geo wild and admiring various animals then sharing his knowledge here

i want to literally kill people what the fuck do i do

>>79095958
you can kill yourself, problem solved

>>79095915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OohSTBISWNQ

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Polar Bears are whiter than v4 lmao I wanna see a Polar Bear in Poland
>hurr you should get a tan
>rawr?
>B-BECUSE I SAID SO *gets mauled*

he would honestly become a king of Poland in no time because polacks revere primitive strenght he would BTFO every veteran hool and gain respect of bydlo who will elect them as their warchief, he would at some point burst into sejm and start rampaging effectively improving polish politics by removing cancer and assorting dictatorship, west would shit itself and start with those
>HURR POLAND ON IT'S WAY TO DOWNFALL
but he wouldn't give a flying fuck because once every dumb cunt got eaten nothing holds Poland back so within 20 years it becomes a cyberpunk superpower that built a 50 meters wall around itself to keep the fucking immigrants who shittalked Poland two decades ago at bay
>p-please we are getting murdered by irka dirkas and now trerrorists unleashed a flesh eating virus only you have a cure for
>rawr
>faggot flesh dissolves
so yeah all things considered we should import a polar bear or two

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sorry about yesterday's thread

>>79095446
>be greece
>be amidst an economic crisis
>still make more money than v4
you can't compete wh*tebois

>>79095958
make them attack first and make sure to know the self-defense laws of your country for excessive violence etc

>>79096123
excellent post
unironically funny

well done

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reminder to coca-cola fags

It seems that marcelposting gets progressively more abstract
It's like a study of evolving schizophrenia

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>>79096123
polish polar bear

>>79095393
quite good

>>79082982
esto

There's a storm outside.

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>>79096123
>he would at some point burst into sejm and start rampaging effectively improving polish politics
turning Sejm into an arena with polar bears running wild inside is a pretty cool idea
I wonder who would survive

>>79096657
post pics

>>79086322
Ů is cognate with Slovak ô in most cases. Ú in some cases ů in others is not just some sadistic rule, ú is original long u while ů is the remnant of uo (ô). In fact that is why it has a little circle over it - the circle is a little o over an u, reflecting the old pronounciation (uo).

That being said, while I don't think actual spoken Czech is harder than Lithuanian, the standard language is based on 16th century Czech of Kralická bible and has hellish prescriptive grammar. I get in your case Slovak would be unsuitable, but there is a reason why I usually try to steer foreigners who are like "I wanna learn Czech!" towards Slovak. Even if someone wants to read Čapek in original it is probably easier to learn Slovak and then learn the 12 percent of Czech that is different by exposure than to learn all of Czech grammar. I can write good enough Czech but I don't really know the rules I just absorbed an idea of what is good Czech from reading their literature. But that would be impossible without already speaking a language nearly the same as Czech.

it would be nice a /v4/ meeting all wearing their respective folk costume

>>79096728
we would end up as facebook memes of cringe retards

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>>79096728
as long as it's not in bongistan it should be good

>>79096712
Can't right now. Going to sleep. Good night.

>>79096758
maybe, but also would be qt
>>79096856
is that the greek costume? kind of weird imo

>>79096883
it's not even 9am you autist

>>79096897
for Crete only

>>79096718
Yeah I understand that Slovak is easier. But at least if I learn Czech I can dive into Slovak right away, if I am not mistaken.

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Not sure what I'm in for here

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Hello Slovak. I wanna play a game.

2 minutes from now your birth certificate stating you're a hungarian rape baby will be broadcasted all over slovak media, making the entire nation despise you for not being a cigan like them, the password for my laptop is in the other room but there's a catch - the entire room is covered in soap and job applications. Good luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE

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>>79097014
>the entire room is covered in soap and job applications. Good luck.

>>79097014
kek

When did things go bad for you?

For me it was high school, when i got a crush on this girl, and started smoking weed out of depression, also discovered 4chan about that time

>>79097248
since starting to go to school I guess

>>79097248
when I was born

>>79097248
Things are pretty good.

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>>79097248
high school

my elementary school was full of slovaks/gypsies/hungarians

my high school was 99% white slovaks, i got bullied into being mentally ill today i wanted to kill myself for like 4 years straight

>>79097341
it was also when i realised im different from most people, i 100% understands how those niggers and muslims that grow up in Europe feel like

still would gas them though

>>79097248
never, i am handsome, healthy individual, i spend most of my days in a friendly environment doing what i enjoy, i have plenty of friends, nice family, good place to live

>>79097010
those two are my favourite types of beer, little more bitter and could be sweeter, depends on the manufacturer

>>79097341
>he doesn't still have suicidal tendencies
Maybe its different, but i think "i should kill myself" like five times per day on minimum. I don't think i would ever do it though.

why lithuanians even hate poles?

>>79097248
They didn't, I stopped doing what I didn't like doing

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>>79097321
>>79097511
>>79097437
>there are people who are satisfied with their lives

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>>79096728
i feel so bad people started to wear this shitty modern clothing

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>>79096728
>it would be nice
*it would be incredibly autistic
that said kontusz should definitely make a comeback into modern fashion
shirts and jeans are so dull

>>79097653
>doesn't wear chinos

>>79097491
i dont know why it went away, i didnt change anything, maybe i accepted who i am? i no longer hate myself aswell so

>>79097010
assuming it's not shit, lots of hops

>>79097653
It would look fucking stupid on modern people with modern haircuts. Can you imagine a bald bydło hool wearing this?

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>>79096728

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>>79097653
>t. disgusting liberal modernist