/brit/

https://vocaroo.com/i/s17TozLeBlYJ

Love fannies but never put benis inside one.

Imagine being inbred, sad!

>Icelandic phone app stops you dating close relatives

>Icelandic phone app stops you dating close relatives

>Icelandic phone app stops you dating close relatives

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-24304415/icelandic-phone-app-stops-you-dating-close-relatives

babestation

asmr doesn't exist btw

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For the past 50 years or so, white "women" have not contributed to the advancement of western civilization or western culture. Instead, they have been tirelessly working to destroy it. They promote mass immigration. They openly hate white men. They hate religion. They hate the family unit. They want homosexual marriage legalized. They want men who cut their penises off to be considered women. They want more women in western armies and want standards lowered, making them less effective. They want only one point of view to be allowed. They want an end to freedom of speech. They want socialism. They want the collapse of the western way of life.

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lewd Karens

barb more like BRAP

might get kicked out of uni for being under the mandatory attendance thing lads

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Beautiful pic

>>79078014
why do I get tingles down my spine when I watch it?

>>79078018
need to see karen having a wee

>>79078034
all in your feeble little head

>>79078014
the virgin IQ

>>79078026
i jerked off with that pic haha

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>>79077963
>respect for beto

do not value human life at all

if I was presented with a button that would wipe out all life on earth I would press it in a heartbeat, simple as

asmr doesn't exist

betos lost it, shown his true nonce colours dont even acknowledge the subhumans existence

Heard people being worried that Kim would nuke Australia

Howling!

actually love the smell of farts lads, think something is wrong with me. sitting here with a bag over my arse covering my head to arse and cooking up a nice fart.
can't wait it's going to be lovely, mmmm

>>79078088
i fucking pray he does so

>>79078056
did not know you were a disgusting little bender

leave it to aussies to STINK up the thread. smells like literal SHITE in here

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>>79078021
BRAP

the slovakian faggot is jelly ;))))

>>79078088
was worried he wouldnt actually

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gingies tho

>>79078093
>>79078100
>>79078103
hmm

i am not gay

BBBBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTTHHHHHHHTTTTtttwtt~

beto is a gay fat middle aged man

i am neither gay nor a fat man haha

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stop posting porn ryan

79078131
79078122
losers

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>i am neither gay nor a fat man haha

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the gf

imagine being a dumb slovakian who has shittons of trannie pics saved on his pc

>>79078139
Enjoy your ban honey ;)

once killed a man for getting to the traffic light before me and pressing the "I want to cross" thingy

love pressing that

>>79078126
you wanked over a picture of a boys body you little bender
screencapped your posts as well to show everyone you're gay in future

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The gf

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/brit/ in a nutshell

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me n the lads

future /brit/ speculation: back and forth between the schizophrenic mexican and other undesirables for the next 4 hours

i am not the fatman

>>79078177
Link me the reddit thread, we're sure to get some ups with this one

>>79078167
dangit bruce you've foiled my plans once again
it is surely the end for me

>>79078185
fat fingers typed this post

>>79078180
is that John Oliver? I seriously hope he's gets raped by a pack of niggers

i posted that pic in /lat/, and the guys there discovered he was not me

>>79078189
ryan you pussy why do you delet your posts
why not face jannys wrath like a man

business idea: bring back the death penalty but only for white supremacists, nazis, and brexit voters

'night losers. Your gf says to do the laundry before she gets home

>>79078205
gay fingers typed this post

the asmr (doesn't exist) gf invited me out for coffee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue8QvDx3EeQ

>>79078158
aaaaaa i totally forgot about this image lmao

>3 months later and we're still going with this meme

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girls (guys)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPp1qsJandvmvdcHPMhI3PA

only ASMR channel i watch and listen to

yeah post the screencaps LOL

>>79078231
'e

>Federal authorities have been warning state and local officials since early 2016 that leftist extremists known as “antifa” had become increasingly confrontational and dangerous, so much so that the Department of Homeland Security formally classified their activities as “domestic terrorist violence,” according to interviews and confidential law enforcement documents obtained by POLITICO.

>As Politico points out today, previously unreported FBI and Department of Homeland Security studies found that "anarchist extremist" group like Antifa have been the "primary instigators of violence at public rallies" going back to at least April 2016 when the reports were first published.

>>79078231
'ce

reminder slovakian admitted to being a proxy yesterday

>>79078231
'e

the ""slovakian"" is a loser

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hmmmmmmmmm

>>79078252
Yeah no shit

>>79078255
>>79078249
>>79078241
dont care it's soothing

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504470798067.webm

>>79078252
everyone knows exactly who he is not sure why he's began damage control recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3GIh-FaFw8

weeeeeew

>>79078256
>this tim-level self awareness
you should make vlogs

genuinely how does beto keep this up

>>79078276
Will never understand this fetish tbqh

Beto > proxyvakian

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this just sat down next to me lads

>>79078274
maybe because ryan and i are different individuals you kuwaiti tanker

>>79078286
legitimate schizophrenia

>>79078296
'ce

79078300
nonce twat

remember FWG? remember the aussie who hacked 4chan to find her?

i do not have pics of trannies on my pc...and i don't need to use a proxy LOL

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>79078300
>nonce twat

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https://youtu.be/7U2cGyJTeAk?t=16m55s

god loves all his children

>>79078243
Country full of fascists that funds fascists in Ukraine and rehabilitated fascists after ww2 hates antifascism, truly stunning

>>79078308
yeah
wonder if she still posts

ryan you're only convincing new cunts you fucking junkie give it up

dumb pirate frogposter

>>79078273
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504253362109.webm

can't take females seriously

>>79078323
what branch are you part ofm comrade?

'34
you are hopelessly retarded mate

>>79078320
wtf there's a whole catalog of two girls doing this milk challenge shit

is this veiled noncery

>>79078348
>>79078320
really hot

the ""slovakian" is not even denying it

8343
nonce bastard

>>79078348
>veiled noncery
the best kind

>>79078342
haven't had sex in 5 years. when I broke up with my ex I went downhill. turned from a massive normie cunt who once pulled 12 birds in one night as a dare to not being able to talk to women without dropping my spaghetti.
not sure how this happened. women are the devil, ex completely ruined my confidence :(
fuck me i am salivating once shagged her on her period in her mums bed and shagged her in the kitchen when her family were watching tv
sex is incredible
handjobs with bracelets on > blowjobs

>>79078354
>>79078373
great video nice puking i have some challenges can you do the banana and sprite challenge eat 2 bananas and drink a littler of sprite and puke show the puking can you do the lemon juice challenge drink a bottle of lemon juice and puke can you pee your pants but show it drink a ton of water till you have to pee and show yourselfves peeing your pants the carpsun challenge drink 20 caprisuns in 10 mins and puke please thank you write me back and let me know if you accept all the challenges p.s would you do a challenge your your underwear meaning just bra and panties

>>79078377
simply wont

>>79078361
all jokes aside though
are you going to keep this up until i decide to dox myself or is it just some attempt at a gimmick?

>>79078380
take your ritalin

8386

wont dignify this with a response

86
either until you admit it or change your proxy and try to convince everyone it's not you

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Lunch

>>79078328
probably

ryan is the best poster
>>79078400
enjoy looks good

>>79078399
he's changed proxies loads of times and will be easy to spot again

>>79078404
yeah

the ""slovakian"" sucks

>>79078399
admit what? i've stated explicitly that i live in england about a dozen times
if you're going to stick with this meme then there's not much i can do to convince you otherwise, short of posting a bank statement or something

>>79078444
can't not acknowledge those digits

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ryan is a rorke as well remember that

>>79078422
Christ

Have a dream of selling drugs

>>79078451
acknowledge my testicles dangling over your head

>>79078444
trips confirm not ryan

>>79078466
quiet you

Cant unironically remember the name of Slovakian capital

>>79078422
>bbc
>cbc
>abc

How come Commonwealth public news channels are full of insufferable lefties and their retarded opinions?

even posting a bank statement would be an obvious fabrication
we know who you are
just get a UK proxy and fuck off

>>79078475
bratislava
watch eurotrip

Have a dream of buying drugs

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Going to bed
Night x

>>79078485
because of ((them))

>>79078475
chimichanga

>>79078435
mhm

south korea is an American protectorate

niggers

>>79078488
>>79078505
Hmmm guessing which is correct and no i wont use google

>>79078487
can't tell if you're trying to troll me or if you're being legit now or what
it's past 4 now most of the chinkposters are in bed let's be serious here

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anyone speak this foreign tongue?

>>79078506
totes mcgoats my dude!

>>79078536
UNA VELA

>>79078536
La puta

>>79078536
spank her bum real hard, simpl' 's

>>79078536
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

*creams you*

>>79078523
Thank you for reassuring

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ryan where do i get a reliable proxy

i can understand that language haha

>>79078485
ABC isn't actually that bad desu, probably more centrist than the other two

SBS on the other hand...

Where were you when Steely Dan and Molly Hatchet dies?

I was sat at home watching Monty Python doing one of his funny skits when Pink Floyd rang

"Steely and Molly is dies."

"No."

And you?

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>>79078536
UNA VELA PENDEJO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>79078497
Nighty night

>>79078583
he spent his bennies on a vpn

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Was she worse queen?

>>79078583
use a VPN with a 4chan pass

And what yhe fuck are you doing in monday 4 am???

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>>79078669

puss from a freshly cracked pimple

>>79078669
it's 9:15pm

>puss

>>79078669
watching post op trannies, for uhh, the appreciation of the marvels of science

>>>/gif/11205219

listening to this fat german bitch eat my ears

>>79077985
Why are brit women butt ugly

>>79078718
R A R E
A
R
E

>>79078718
rare flag
also she's not british
also she's not butt ugly

>>79078011
wish briturdistan did the same, the women there won't be so ugly

>>79078718
Retard

>>79078016
white "men" have done the same

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How is it so fucking good lads?

>>79078767
shutup cunt

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https://a.pomf.cat/xzzcni.webm

>>79078703
What de fug

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just made an image for the OP image, I hope you enjoy it took a lot of effort

t. paint pro

>>79078777
t. Fat leaf

just wanked to cockcrush porn, a subdivision of ballbusting which itself is a subdivision of BDSM porn. any questions?

>>79078803
Kool

>>79078781
whos this cocksleave genevieve

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>>79078803
bit small

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>>79078781
fuck off cunt

waiting for the icelandic to post more pics of his girl

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>>79078767
Doesn't beat tabouli (tabbouleh)

>>79078834
>x86
>chrome.exe
>doesn't know pomf
you know this is an 18+ site right?

>>79078834
Wow seems this slovak is an evil super hacker

79078855
nice try but you're not hacking me today mr hackerman

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is this better lads?

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i've been bloody ousted again
going to hatch some more dastardly schemes while kipping, see you all shortly

>>79078881
no

>>79078781
holy shit I just came buckets!!!!

>>79078881
fuck off dutchie cunt

>>79078854
Never had it. What does it go well with?

>>79078834
>using an anti-virus
Utter brainlet retard, only anti-virus you need is your brain
>>79078896
what's wrong with it?
>>79078901
should I try and make a UK flag behind it?

>>79078817
How much cummies?

>>79078754
Why are you so angry friend? Are you an ugly brit girl?

slovakian loser

>>79078924
a whole week's worth

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>only anti-virus you need is your brain

he is a virgin and need to use proxies

>>79078994
good post

lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads

>>79079029
bud

any good shemale porn

guarantee your dick will be diamonds after watching this

https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/337269/lesbian-teen-japanese-newhalfs/

https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/337269/lesbian-teen-japanese-newhalfs/

https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/337269/lesbian-teen-japanese-newhalfs/

>>79079075
>>79079075
fuck off

he is not even denying it

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>>79079079
Put Karen and its perfect

real dead hours

>tfw a $900 drug for my condition gets subsidised just when i need it

post lewd karens

Where have all the yanks and leave gone?

>>79079240
sleep

imagine having a condition where you have to take medication to live
not making fun just pondering x

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

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>tfw labor day tomorrow

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lads why does /int/ hate us????

unironically listening to nickelback

>labor
Why yanks mutilated their language?

>>79079304
you're arrogant pricks who take yourselves too seriously (outside of /brit/)

>>79079304
Because a yank (probably you) made that image

>>79079346
butthurt, proving the image right

>>79079334
absolutely fucking epic korea poster. you can tell he's a real korean and definitely not a proxy because his fucked up english XD

>>79079334
why you pretend not to know english?

>>79079355
foy

i don't like women of my age, because they are all non-virgins and non-kissless

>>79079334
brilliant post

>>79079355
Too transparent mate

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>California GDP
2.69 trillion

>United Kingdom GDP
2.64 trillion

THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE

>>79079258
its not lethal its just uncomfortable

>going to ioob
not even once

>>79079370
you're fucking nuts, and i say that without any hint of irony
i just hope they don't let you near schools

>attempt to watch porn
>feel slightly disgusted
>just turn it off after 5 minutes and give up
heh...

lookin around the bad parts of chicago on google maps lads

Minges, fannies and twats.

>>79079442
you clicked the shemale links didn't you

>>79079452
unironically opened it and had the best wank of my life

>attempt to watch yanks post
>feel slightly disgusted
>just turn it off after 5 minutes and give up
heh...

>>79079464
>just turn it off
if only 'twere poss

the age of consent in mexico is 14, so everything is okay

australian banter > any other banter

>attempt to listen to australians speak
>feel slightly disgusted
>just turn it off after 5 minutes and give up
heh...

lol, there's a /tv/ thread right now where they're arguing about whether Bane was right-wing, left-wing, or a radical centrist

>>79079483
fuck off reddit

>>79079484
isn't it 12 in some areas

>>79079497
He's not on the spectrum man, he's crashing this plane (both wings + fuselage)

>>79079499
reddit >>>>>>>>> yankchan

79079506
yes

>>79079521
why are you still here? we're on /brit/ all hours

>>79079484
look i know i meme and joke a lot but i really just want the best for my fellow /brit/ posters you know?
http://bitDOTly/1fysSqk
just take a look at this before you go and ruin some poor young girl's life, ok? it might change your perspective a bit

>>79079518
bane is definitely on the spectrum

>tfw never got ANY sort of action while at school, literally zero romantic contact
>cursed with a fetish for schoolgirls

but i would like to have sex with a 18 years old, because they are already horny and want to lost their virginity

>>79079554
NONCE
SOMEONE CALL JANNY

>>79079542
No you fool, he's the big guy = super-man = ubermensch.

He has RISEN ABOVE, JUST AS THE FIRE DOES

>>79079568
ONLY THOSE OF A LEGAL AGE IN THE 16-18 BRACKET

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ANIME

>>79079359
Yes you can tell
>>79078400

>California GDP
2.69 trillion

>United Kingdom GDP
2.64 trillion

>California GDP
2.69 trillion

>United Kingdom GDP
2.64 trillion


>California GDP
2.69 trillion

>United Kingdom GDP
2.64 trillion


>California GDP
2.69 trillion

>United Kingdom GDP
2.64 trillion


>California GDP
2.69 trillion

>United Kingdom GDP
2.64 trillion


>California GDP
2.69 trillion

>United Kingdom GDP
2.64 trillion

just fucking botched my application to my dream internship I can only do this summer. They had a check box for a bunch of shit and i thought they were asking if you were fluent with it, but they just wanted to know if you've taken a class in it. Didn't say i took calculus even though i took calc 1 and 2.

>>79079596
alri proxy-yank

>>79079592
>noexif
ah yes, very convincing, stupid fucking weeb

>dream internship
runt status: confirmed

>>79079608
not proxy, just love america, simple as

not sure if I'm hearing gunshots or if someone is doing fireworks for labor day

>>79079558
i know you just want to save face now that i've alerted the authorities about this thread, but just consider this instead yeah?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1496556181
it might help open your mind to considering consenting women instead

>>79079618
I live in LondonDerry and hear gunshots every night when I got out for a smoke.
going outside past 3am and you're asking for death basically

>>79079613
4chan scrubs exif newfag

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ja4qxbu7eio
love tears for fears

>>79079618
Gunshots outside was sorta like fireworks
We know they ain't fireworks, it's December 21st

the slovakian is a faggot and a proxy

>>79079638
I was talking about the filename you stupid fuck

>he fell for it
hahaha you stupid 3rd world nonce dickhead

night lads

>>79079636
don't they have that gunshot locating technology in the UK? I would shoot my gun for fun in the city but I'm afraid of being caught

>>79079636
ah yes, the irish post

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>>79079668
no idea what that is but we are allowed handguns and shit here unlike mainland uk which is breddy good

Just want NSA sex and cuddles with an attractive woman between 16-41, nowt wrong with that

좆병신 양키새끼 지랄은 니미ㅋㅋㅋ

i am not opening ur links, those are viruses

>>79079650
how does the filename take any merit from his claim

>>79079681
>NSA sex
>when your gf has to sweep the room for bugs before she'll undress

>>79079690
I can tell you're too fucking retarded to understand even if I explain it to you so I'm not going to bother. if he really wanted to show it he would timestamp but he's a proxy so he can't

>>79079680
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunfire_locator
they use microphones placed across the city to figure out exactly where and when guns are fired

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>I can tell you're too fucking retarded to understand even if I explain it to you so I'm not going to bother

Homosexuality should be punishable by death.

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>>79079467
Fish in a barrel

new bread

>>79079748
>>79079748


>>79079748

*PPPPLLLBBBBBLLFFFFTTTHH*
Hahahaha!
*PPLPLPLBBBTTHHH*
*blows a raspberry*
*PPLLLLLLBBBBBBFFFTTTTHHHH*
Hahahahahaha!

girls born on 11/9 are nearly legal to fuck

>>79079596
>California is 30% wH*te
>World's center for scientific, technologic and IT progress, development and inventions
>the UK is still 85% wH*te
>kicked out of the EU, paki rape central, corporations are leaving, money is going out, foreign investments are stopping
HMMM