This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture
Pip pip cheerio
http://uk.businessinsider.com/unemployment-in-the-uk-is-now-so-low-its-in-danger-of-exposing-the-lie-used-to-create-the-numbers-2017-7
LONDON — Unemployment in Britain is now just 4.5%. There are only 1.49 million unemployed people in the UK, versus 32 million people with jobs.
This is almost unheard of. Unemployment was most recently this low in December 1973, when the UK set an unrepeated record of just 3.4%.
The problem with this record is that the statistical definition of "unemployment" relies on a fiction that economists tell themselves about the nature of work. As the rate gets lower and lower, it tests that lie. Because — as anyone who has studied basic economics knows — the official definition of unemployment disguises the true rate. In reality, about 21.5% of all working-age people (defined as ages 16 to 64) are without jobs, or 8.83 million people, according to the Office for National Statistics.
It must be dreadful to be Irish.
janny is a fanny
gf in the centre looking slightly stoned
I just got linked here from reddit and you guys are f'ing hilarious.
Might be staying if you don't mind!
>>79073935
CHEBS
>>79073944
JOG ON
*rips your face apart at a festival*
nothin personal
>>79073930
oops
exs mate just sent me this
>>79073935
lovely pair, nice nipples and areolae too and i love nipple piercings
poozoo plasticfaceu
>>79073937
Me on far right...
>>79073935
ID?
>>79073994
lol
>>79074019
>british people
>>79073932
Why would it be dreadful to be Irish
>>79073994
kek
cant imagine the utter state of that absolute fucking pleb that takes loads of coke every weekend
get a fucking real stimulant like 3-fpm or dextroamphetamine it'll blow your head off
utter runt drug for deanos who think they look rich
>>>79073837
>>>79073832
i've been doing it all weekend since just before last christmas. usually by this point im on the floor picking up crumbs that i've dropped and licking baggies. the worrying part is that when you're awake for nearly 3 days straight you can drink about 40 cans of lager and smoke about 80 cigarettes. sometimes i wonder if the guy who sells me this shit thinks i have a problem even though i only ring him on weekends. you know you've hit a fucking low when you're stuck in traffic buzzing out of your mind trying to wank and the traffic moves and the guy behind you has to honk their horn to get you to move
>>79074040
cos ur irish
>>79073994
Treat them mean keep them keen!
BROWSING FURAFFINITY LADS
>>79074044
>>79074048
DUDE
DRUGS
LMAO
Gf called me a nigger-loving race traitor.
Pic related, me and my gf.
killing myself on wednesday
plan is to buy 5 boxes of nurofen plus and extract the codeine from them
is an opiate overdose scary?
>>79074040
Cromwell and the famine
>>79074048
mental
do you not get to the point where you feel your heart beating out of your chest and get para you're gonna have a heart attack?
I'm a slut
>>79074048
utter runt use a real stimulant your pocket and sanity will thank you
>>79074085
>>79074064
DUDE PEOPLE DOING THINGS I DONT LIKE LMAO
>>79074071
>killing myself on wednesday
why?
>>79074068
cute
>>79074048
Runt
>>79074048
reckon you're just trolling. you were doing well until now
>>79073930
i was neet fot 3 years and decided to actually get a job and got a job in a call centre within 2 weeks. call centres, warehouses, food places will employ anybody. anybody who can't get a job in england is either retarded or thinks themsevlves too good to do shit jobs
>>79074048
>you know you've hit a fucking low when you're stuck in traffic buzzing out of your mind trying to wank and the traffic moves and the guy behind you has to honk their horn to get you to move
the fucking state
>>79074048
>>>>79073837
>you know you've hit a fucking low when you're stuck in traffic buzzing out of your mind trying to wank and the traffic moves and the guy behind you has to honk their horn to get you to move
you fucking what mate
>>79074097
schizophrenia can't take it, doctors won't give me benzos having constant panic attacks. used to be a turbo-normie shagging a new bird every week and had like 3 groups of friends. now since the illness i have left the house in five months and think my family are cannibals trying to fatten me up
>>79074118
>thinks themsevlves too good to do shit jobs
nobody wants to do a shit job
>>79074023
haven't the foggiest
try google
>>79074048
don't believe a word of this but will give it a you because everyone else has
The gf
love sheep lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N73840RcgYw
so cute
>>79074129
>think my family are cannibals trying to fatten me up
stims are universally shit
mandy + lsd is where it's at
>>79074153
god weebs are fucking pathetic
>>79074071
>plan is to buy 5 boxes of nurofen plus and extract the codeine from them
how to do this?
>>79074153
30% is a bit much for my liking
send em home i say
>>79074165
not funny you dickhead i also think the cia are trying to recruit me, if i knew you in real life i'd stab you and get away with it due to mental illness
Enoch in a bath
>love sheep lads
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N73840RcgYw
>so cute
Heart hurts again
>>79074153
That's still 30% of them that are dangerous. Rather not take my chances
>>79074129
alri ryan
All this talk of drugs makes me want some MD lah
Cannæ do it however, I'll fry my brain
>>79074115
THE BINGE! THE BINGE! THE BINGE! It can become a habit.
>>79074048
Ever do Mephedrone?
An inconsequential moment, moving a broken fan across my house after realizing the aircon doesn’t work anymore. For a brief moment I wonder who I can turn to, who can I ask for help to fix a fan? Who could I ask to be there? There’s so many unnecessary consequences to these inconsequential things, and I am forced, briefly, into my reality.
I’m alone. There’s nobody in my life and I don’t trust anyone.
In that brief moment, every form of self-destruction flashed through my mind, and all I could do was stare in front of me, tilt my head in acknowledgement, and tried the aircon again.
It didn’t work.
>>79074071
just get pure codeine of the DNMs mate
>>79074183
got mosley in a bath?
i just noticed the rectangles very nice touch
>>79074118
just because you did it doesn't mean everyone can
is it really that easy to get a job in a call centre?
thought they long since outsourced that shit to South Asia?
>>79074129
>>79074182
you seem quite lucid about your delusions though, saying "I think" instead of "I know"
remember when UKIP's last hope died?
>>79074179
>>79074190
>each personality has the same amount of people
Are all little englanders this stupid?
>>79074182
hahaha well you obviously don't fucking think that otherwise you'd claim they ARE
attention seeking runt you'll do fuckall
I think I won this one lads
>>79074214
what was this
NEED a black gf to call me a nigger-loving race traitor as she forces me to cum inside her
>>79074192
? name is jason
>>79074179
just put the pills in a glass, fill it up slighly above the pills with warm water, wait until they dissolve, wack it in the fridge for 15 mins, then get an old t-shirt and soak it with water. then use the t-shirt as a filter over the top of a glass and pour the solution into the filter then strain it
>>79074182
I'm fucking coming for you
>>79074229
nige got assassinated
>>79074214
kek like something out of a movie
>>79074204
Sounds itchy.
miss are tones
>>79074218
haha epic! truly hella epic dude
>>79074249
haha nice meme!
>>79074211
yeah they outsourced it to the 3rd world so I imagine there's loads in Ireland
>>79074249
dont get it
>>79073930
more proof
http://uk.businessinsider.com/household-rate-of-unemployment-3-times-greater-than-government-preferred-statistic-2017-8
need a wee
>>79074249
what meme
>>79074204
why would i do that when I can just nip down the shops instead of waiting? if i was using the DNM i'd get fent
>>79074272
the "government prefered one" is a consistent one used across many countries
>>79074196
Drug for gays.
>>79074238
mental
how do you injest it? asking for a friend
need a succ
>>79074267
bit mean lad
>>79074305
What's the heterosexual drug
>>79074218
Autistic
Any economist man in?
Fuck lads, just injected 1g of Aspirin and I'm buzzing off!
>>79074319
drink it.
last night you were in my room and now my bedsheets smell like poo
>>79074325
Not our fault Ireland is a shithole
oh wait
JAHAHAHAHA
>>79074303
doesn't make it truthful
I'm assuming it's the same as the US one
haha
>>79074211
call centres are fucking from avoid them like death
>>79074338
cheers
>>79074319
just drink it, put some sprite in it and take it with nytol if you want to be cool like the niggers in america and make lean. or you can evaporate the water which takes ages and turn it into a powder to snort or dab
>>79074334
sounds like a one-way trip down Inflation Lane
GET YOUR RAT OUT
>>79074244
>>79074328
girly kisses
>/brit/ so surpised that people on cocaine wank while driving
i've had a really fat black woman who asked me for a fag suck my dick in a car park before i even got hard for a few minutes despite the fact my dick never works on a coke binge but i insist on trying to fuck them anyway so it just results in some woman looknig at your limp cock for an hour but you don't care because you're in dreamland
>>79074357
what the FUCK is with those faces
>>79074392
Jay
>>79074357
what is with his nipples?
>>79074379
k i n o
>>79074375
*exposes my rodent*
is it one of you i just spoke to on omegle about the midlands???
>>79074153
I don't have a problem with the message but for it to work surely it should say The Barbaic Fanatic Muslim or the Lunatic Bomber Muslim etc
>>79074379
Oi Bruv!
>i've had a really fat black woman who asked me for a fag suck my dick in a car park before i even got hard for a few minutes despite the fact my dick never works on a coke binge but i insist on trying to fuck them anyway so it just results in some woman looknig at your limp cock for an hour but you don't care because you're in dreamland
very reluctant to go to sleep lads
>>79074379
>>79074408
Putin's Russia is so aesthetic
if i pull that off will you die
>>79074374
That's what I thought too, sounds to me like wishful thinking
dying for a cigarette
>>79074328
Being British.
>>79074214
>>79074379
>>79074408
post more irl kino
>>79074379
1080p blu ray rip
>>79074444
imagine my shock
>>79074367
how long will that take to kill you dead
>>79074401
not sure
oof ouch owie!
>>79074447
But Brits are known internationally for being effeminate gayboys - except the scousers and glaswegians, but they're Irish!
fucking savage
>>79074379
was he shooting at god?
>>79074347
smirked
>>79074457
>>79074357
>>79074471
do not understand these at all
is it a joke?
>>79074476
why are irish so hard
just got dealt a massive redpill
lads is it actually happening?
>>79074485
Don't want your approval yank
>>79074496
the famine killed the weak
A bit of exercise gives you an ace mood later on. Think I'm getting addicted.
>>79074490
hope that trump getting elected is the birth of the cyberpunk era
>>79074499
no person who has ever dwelt in the UK calls london part of the midlands
>>79074457
are lad mike vining
but hillary clinton said women are the first victims of war
>>79074522
Need an actual rundown on this living meme
>>79074510
used to love jogging for the runner's high
>>79074457
>>79074509
don't like this post at all compared to your previous ones
>>79074476
no we're not. we're renowned as loudmouth yobs, football thugs. there's always threads on /int/ about our tourists shitting in pools and whatnot. not an image im proud of but thats what it is.
>>79074490
leftoids are becoming so marginalized that i almost feel sorry for them
>>79074457
obligatory
just moved to london
feels nice to live in the midlands
>>79074504
is what?
I am genderless
>>79074549
If /int/ says it, it must be true
>>79074490
2010s, the decade of aesthetic
>Northerners have GRAVY with CHIPS
>>79074493
Didn't you see anon? His nipples became REALLY big
>>79074552
the greggs and superdry in the background are the cherries on top of this portrait of deano grimness
>>79074423
>>79074400
im nearly 28 years old lads im a bit old to be bragging about things. i really think most people on /brit/ would benefit from a journey into the underbelly of society. you know there are women out there that will fuck you for drugs
North Korea confirms ‘successful’ hydrogen bomb test
>>79074567
it happening
>>79074408
reckon that old general has seen some shit
>>79074490
looks like gotham city
healthy stuff
*crunch*
>>79074542
he killed hitler
>>79074585
>he doesn't have gravy with his chips
what next? no curry sauce from the chippy?
>>79074582
i thought trump tower was a rectangular golden building?
>>79074592
I just want to let you know - I believe you. I've experienced something similar.
xxx
>>79074542
https://army.togetherweserved.com/army/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=102761
have a read
>>79074476
Eccies ain't gay. I was fucking with you because of the FlAG.
In answer to your question, "wolf in sheeps clothing"
>>79074521
people from london do
Ah yes, London
>>79074628
that's just one of many Trump hotels
>>79074640
me in the yankees hat
When I was a child I liked to read military history stories. During this time the country was remembering the 100th anniversary of the American Civil War, so I would read a lot about the Civil War. I also had the Alamo and Civil War toy sets and would reenact battles. In my senior year of high school the 1968 Tet Offensive occurred. I knew I wanted to serve my country in Vietnam to see for myself as to why we were fighting there.
>>79074639
yeah nah they dont though
you've been had
>>79074640
awful
pretty sure the police were specifically told not to antagonize the locals under any circumstances
>Pakis
Literally the worst human beings on planet earth. Over 50% of paki marriages in the UK are between cousins. They fuck little white children and they blow people up. Also isolate themselves more than you could imagine. Could NOT be worse.
>Bangladeshis
Not great but nowhere near as bad as pakis
>Indians
Top immigrants. Keep their own culture but also manage to assimilate. Top food and usually become doctors and engineers. Good immigrants desu
>Blacks
Not as bad as American blacks but still pretty unruly.
>Eastern Europeans
I like them. Except gypsies. They must die.
*HEEMS*
another peanut butter sandwich down the hatch
>>79074634
Love you lots x
>Engels literally fed and clothed Marx, who never had an actual job
>>79074685
hello janesh
>Marx, who never had an actual job
WHERE IS THE PROOFS
>>79074457
>>79074218
Not really I asked him a question and he answered it
>>79074685
Interesting little insight into the different types of Londoners - thanks!
Why are basically all prostitutes here Romanian gypsies? They're so fucking vile just want some variation
>>79074716
You've never had an actual job
>>79074716
you don't have to prove a negative. like if i say there's no god i don't have to prove that, if i say marx had no job i don't have to prove it. you have to prove he had one and you can't
>>79074700
he did, he worked as a journalist
>>79074696
>>79074714
Madarchod ke Aulaad I am white
>>79074729
>>79074631
any tdlr
>>79074752
obsessed
y'all mind if I end violence
Might try to summon the devil to appear in the next post, thoughts?
>>79074685
Civic nationalists are fucking reddit cancer
>>79074578
not sure if you're aware of the irony in saying that after making such an assertion
marx was kicked out of various countries and was not allowed to work because he was too dangerous or something like that
>>79074754
special forces army man
anime
>>79074761
>Civic nationalists
literally the only non-whites I praised were Indians.
>>79074769
he looks blind af
>>79074725
>tfw you will never live in Pinochetan Chile
unironically did sigil magick I saw on /x/ and I got what I wanted but my life has took a major dip after doing it and bad things keep happening to me
didn't even think the occult was real just did it for a laugh and now im utterly fucked
indians are basically white anyway
>>79074725
those helmets are fucking stupid
redpill me on Marx in Britain
insight into the mind of a londoner (midlands)
think the so called "good" immigrants that get STEM careers are harmful as well
>You arrive in London, 2017 AD
>>79074779
shouldnt be praising any of them, if i was the dictator of the uk I'd deport the lot and the ones that didn't leave I'd personally shovel them into ovens myself
Okay lads.
I start uni in a fortnight.
I'm a virgin.
How do I have sex with a girl without her realising I'm a virgin?
How do I trap her into my bed?
Please help me.
I have no friends or an older brother.
/shit/ is literally the closest thing I've ever had to a relationship.
>>79074457
Mosleykino
what would actually happen if you did coke for 3 days every weekend? how does it kill you?
>>79074801
boston antifa is a troll group, they use satire to mock antifa, nice try shlomo
>>79074685
jeet
>>79074830
Mum asked me to draw a picture of a penis and she showed all the family my penis picture and told everyone I was gay because it was too good
>>79074813
you arrive in
i know that
>>79074820
just find a girl who is also a virgin thats what i did
girls dont want to be virgins in uni either
>>79074830
Mosley was such an aesthetic chap
>>79074699
Sorry babes! Love you tooo babes!
>>79074832
you'd end up like Bowie. you'd get parkinsons at old age and possibly memory problems, not as bad as people make it out to be but still pretty bad
t. mums a doctor
>"The song makes reference to the Vietnam War with the lyrics "Politicians' funeral pyre/Innocence raped with napalm fire"
>"British Prime Minister Tony Blair praised the song and especially the guitar solo"
doing a think
>>79074832
heart attack or high blood pressure causing aneurysms
>>79074830
most aesthetic Englishman ever born
she said baby i am not afraid to, die
>>79074855
>virgins
>in BRITAIN
Unless I convert to Islam that isn't happening senpai.
>>79074808
>has read 3 books in his whole lifetime
>hasn't got a clue about the UK outside of his smelly tower block
>is a fronger
typical Londoner living the typical London Experience
you arrive in london ad 2117
>>79074457
>>79074868
wrong
>>79074863
i'm saving myself for marriage
the thing is that i don't ever plan on getting married
>>79074820
go to every freshers event, drink loads and b urself
>>79074832
Only makes you stronger actually.
they are literally reading this thread
>>79074869
fucking nerd on the left
ronnie barker on the right
>>79074830
>>79074869
I'm sorry but he just looks like a bellend
>>79074880
>people are going to have to live like this someday
You arrive in Canada.
>>79074881
They obviously know how cool they look.
>tfw we'll never have WW1 military effay fashion again
You arrive in Tower Hamlets, Jewel of the Galactic Empire, 2512
>>79074894
>go to every freshers event
What does one mean by "freshers event"?
I know what freshers is but I thought it was just 2 weeks of fucking about where you just get drunk in bars.
What is a freshers "event"?
My schedule for my first week is literally
Monday: Nothing
Tuesday: Something
Wednesday: Nothing
Thursday: Something
Friday: Nothing until 4pm
I'm not the most gregarious but I also don't went to be a recluse.
suddenly really want a gf
>>79074915
londoner
is it true that icelandic people want immigrants to impregnate your girls??>>79074937
>>79074910
poo
wank
such an interesting photo
need a job
bored of browsing /brit/ for 16 hours per day
>>79074832
well i've been doing that for nearlyy 8 months and i'm yet to notice any negative effects. it's really only 2 days though when i do it friday - saturday night. the trick is to make sure you have none left after about midnight on sunday soo you actually get to sleep before work
>>79074968
ah yes, libertarians
miss Gideon desu
>>79074956
lol wasnt that some clickbait article from algeria or something
>>79074982
>>79074982
>>79074982
early new
>>79074937
heard kerry katona is single
>>79074990
;-(
>>79074993
not necessary at this speed you dumb twat
>>79074993
>40 posts early
christ
>>79074993
reported
Why do Yanks do this?
>>79074968
>nazi germany
>libertarian
simply kek'd
>>79075009
don't know. wish we'd stop wearing faggy teenager shoes
>>79075009
learned this from uncle buck
>>79075022
>>79075022
>>79075022
Ignore yank threads
>>79074808
Lol
>>79074997
bit old desu
would like here to be 16. Not that young that people judge me, not old enough to drive
>>79075035
Also ignore early threads
Fuck off
>>79074930
this is what i believed when i was 18, but the truth is that people don't consciously "write you off" because you look like shit, you just make an overall worse impression on their subconscious and they like you a little less without knowing why. and the time wasted moping over being alone far outweighs the time wasted on getting in shape
>>79075035
>>79074993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZVy1PPQOhU
>>79074864
GOOD song