stupid sexy nazis edition
one thing i prefer about aussies to britons, is that they don't have a class system.
they believe all of them are equal and that its their own actions that put them ahead or leave them behind.
they're all the sons of convicts and prostitutes, abo-whippers and irish harlots, but they've managed scrape a comfy odl country there, because they don't judge that. everyone is mate.
whereas in briton the country is just endlessly worrying about who is a deano who is a tarquin, how do i go from deano to tarquin, how as a tarquin can i keep deano from becoming tarquin.
its all so tiresome..
work in the morning
poozoo scamamatsu
>>79072571
not true
wank in the morning
>>79072568
*brainlets your entire post*
get em on board i'll call it in
Just had a bit of an intense wank.
Hadn't toyed my arse for a bit so when I did my normal toy I bled a bit from going 10 inches deep so quickly, had a great prostate orgasm but leaked a bit of lube/blood/poo mix onto my rug.
>>79072568
we don't actually have a class system, only idiots like to pretend that we still do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuf6YTedvqY
she were PENG
what went wrong
Grow up.
anime
going back to college lads
might take economics
i just enjoy learning how the world works
>>79072610
not as intense as before, its mutated a lot.
anyone who thinks any country in the world is free of a class system other than maybe cuba is deluded
>>79072568
Bender
>>79072630
how
>name literally rhymes with gay
t-thanks mum
i understand
>>79072656
brainlet idiot mongy twat
Been watching communist, anarchist and feminist YouTubers all day
all its done is made me more fascist (though I did appreciate their criticisms of neoliberal policies)
>>79072645
*rubs your arse until you shart*
:) cute
>>79072656
Yes, but the difference in civilized countries is that we have upward mobility
>>79072610
>jews and normans aren't a problem
having a giggle
>>79072664
15 la
Love Faust desu.
Is this the face that launched a thousand ships?
And burnd the topless towers of Ilium?
>>name literally rhymes with gay
>t-thanks mum
>>79072621
absolutely fuming at this fraudster slut
>>79072699
oh yea lol
she were still well peng
>>79072710
ruined my day Tbh i'm just constantly pissed atm
:/
>>79072611
'nce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DXO7ad0UQ
not quite sure how i feel about this
>>79072699
bloody hell she looks older than that
would rather be a man child failure than have to get up at 7am tomorrow to go and make some kike rich
>>79072645
It will be a pareto efficiency desu
>>79072707
alri Ray
>>79072548
sup?
>i enjoy faust
Who here a Third Street Saint?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qE9wZS0RX0
>>79072670
hi nikolay
>>79072769
teach us how to deal with EU kikes
https://comfy.moe/mrshen.mp4
Chinese citizens in Tokyo
What music did you grow up listening to as a teenager.
i remember simply not listening to music as a teenager.
mental how its september like
starting up the ol csgo lads
>>79072754
Why dont make youre self reach? Thinking..
was this one of you
>>79072786
BREITSPURBAHN
Deanos favourite adagio: Gangnam Style
>>79072762
shan't be concerning myself with impossible realities however
>>79072754
Our owner is literally Jewish, but she provides us with so much it's hard to hate her.
Dunno how I feel about that...
>i enjoy faust
so fucking hungry starving dying aaa
>>79072754
Why don't you become an entrepreneur then mongo twat
>>79072773
ah yes
think I spent most of 2009 playing saints row 2
>>79072847
so eat something
THE counter strike experience
start a new match
get killed almost immediately
sit in spectator for the other 70% of the match
start a new match
get killed almost immediately
sit in spectator for the other 70% of the match
start a new match
get killed almost immediately
sit in spectator for the other 70% of the match
start a new match
get killed almost immediately
sit in spectator for the other 70% of the match
repeat ad infinitum
>>79072791
this has got to be the worst year of my entire life
ive literally done nothing but work. no holiday. no friends. no dates. no sex. no drugs. no cinema.
don't see what is going to change in the forthcoming years 2bh.
brainlet: tim
normie: raysipes
gigabrain: madcatlady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgiTy8ZvFo
Got a new laptop lads
apparently there's one jew on my street
>>79072875
grim
imagine liking faust lmao
>>79072571
tomorrow's labor day though
>>79072790
Sophie Ellis Bextor, Oasis, Bob Marley, The Verve, The Corrs.
Across from me on the train lads
>>79072905
the very fucking state
>>79072870
Play deathmatch?
>>79072867
got nowt in
>>79072908
weeeeeeew
>>79072875
I feel you mate, 2 years ago was my worst. last year was my best and this year has been pretty boring
hope 2018 is a good one for you lad
>>79072875
exactly the same boat here pal. for the past 8 months i feel like ive done nothing but work, work, work. barely had any contact at all with friends. had one holiday in april where i was bastically a neet for a week. every day has been the same, the same grind day in day out. it has been absolutely horrible.
if this is what the rest of my life is going to be like, i do not see the point in living, plain and simple.
imagine having such shit taste you don't like faust
>>79072908
offer a foot massage. Be smooth about it. "You look tired..."
>>79072908
how much trouble would you get in your you really just walked over and started wanking over them
ik you're here
>>79072908
you know what to do, cum on them lad
>>79072878
>isn't even the touchbar model
lmao poor cunt
>>79072862
He is one - he's been investing in the welfare system and it's now paying him handsomely at a rate of about £52 every fortnight
>imagine having such shit taste you don't like faust
England lives, and marches on!
>>79072875
cry me a river normie
Official Oasis top 5
Cast No Shadow
Slide Away
Half The World Away
The Importance of Being Idle
Married With Children
>>79072908
fuccccckk
>>79072733
Poor performance but she has heart.
i like girl's feet
>>79072935
the only relief i have is going back to my parents place on the weekend every now and then
we'd cook really nice food, max and relax and then head out to go places.
besides that yeah same old grind. can't book a holiday because i'm changing jobs soon, but the new job hasn't given me the contract yet so i haven't enacted my notice period yet and that makes taking holidays a bit weird.
damo suzuki here ama
just died
>>79073024
whoaaaa...
watching sargon cause got literally nothing else to watch
>>79073024
deep
>>79073024
so deep x shall reblog this
>>79072981
Slide away is fantastic lad
>>79073024
#deep
>>79072933
last year was brilliant for me.
this year is my first year as a wagey and its just depressing.
>all i do is wagecuck
>im living in a new town where i don't know anyone or anything just for the sole purpose of wagecucking
>too constrained for time and energy to engage on the personal projects i have wanted to becaues of wagery
in fact on that note i should be calling it a night because tomorrow it resumes!
Don't feel any sexual urges
about to piss in a bottle
>>79073050
just watch tim's videos skipping out most of the singing
>>79073055
>>79073059
>>79073066
fuck off
haven't had a job yet and i'm 21. finished uni a few months ago. had only one interview
i'm looking but i feel like i'll never get one
>>79073070
hi russian frogposter
>>79073070
love > sex
2bh
>>79073070
how do russians feel about north korea
>>79073005
what was the process of getting a new job for you like, anon? what did it entail?
im currently in the same awful job i have had for the past 2 years and i am very anxious to get something new. thing is i dont really know how the process will work, if i get an interview do i just tell my manager that im having a job interview and ask for a days holiday? can i just outright ask for a reference? beause according to google giving sings that youre looking for a new job doesnt make your manager very happy.
please enlighten me if you may
>>79073024
preferred the 'but you didn't' poem 2bh
>>79073005
Reading that killed a part of me... everything ok?
what was meant by this?
Smooth criminal>Thriller
>>79073107
link
>>79073024
is actually pretty deep, not memeing.
had a good think about this because i always feel craving and want of becoming rather than savouring the moment (except really nice moments)
>>79072981
No Masterplan, no Hindu Times, no Songbird, no Little by Little.
wanking over 9/11 footage again. dead yanks just turn me on so much
>>79073094
get a job lad
>>79073135
edgy
Remember this?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/strawberry
stop calling eachother mate and pal it's gay as fuck
How do I meet people?
Just arrived back in the country, moved to a new city for work - I have literally (not figuratively) not spoken to anyone outside of work and shops for the last 3 months.
Work has some cool people but most of them commute so it's not like I can hang out with them and the ones that don't aren't people I want to hang out with outside of work.
HOW DO I MEET PEOPLE?
dislike faust immensely
>>79073155
alri buddy
sure thing pal
>>79073121
Gas Panic is better than anything off heathen chemistry
>>79073155
alri poof
>>79073155
whatever dude
23 and only ever had one job which lasted a month
>>79073121
Yeah they're not top 5 songs
Let There Be Love and Stop Crying You're Heart Out were close
>>79073155
alrite me breddah
>>79073162
just be yourself
>>79073135
70 Brits died in 9/11
>4th September
>>79073100
Literally had a primary gov channel telling about how perfect live's there lmao. Don't know what ordinary people think as i don't talk to them
big faust fan desu
>>79073204
thousands of yanks died
then thousands more died as they were humiliated in the lands of afghanistan and iraq
lol
>>79073116
https://imgur.com/opM1Mzb
don't want a job
>>79073220
>Literally had a primary gov channel telling about how perfect live's there lmao
it is not that bad as CNN want you to believe
>>79073110
i'm not really sad. i just feel trapped by waging.
i living for work rather than vice versa and that's quite depressing.
>>79073101
>applied for 2 jobs round about the same time
>got one fairly quickly
>other one had a longer recruitment process
>took days of holiday to attend those
>.... get provisional offer
>eventually tell the boss i'll be leaving as soon as i get a proper offer
>been waiting for a proper offer for 10-12 weeks (long story as to why)
so i'm in this weirdo limbo land between jobs.
you probably won't have the same experience though.
>>79073235
>>79073140
i'm trying
fuck all out there though
>>79072790
same
could easily heem any faust runt
>>79073236
zomg so sad x
>>79073024
Dying to get hit by a bus because of all the gay replies to this. it's obvious and not deep in the slightest.
>>79073258
>fuck all out there though
blatant fucking lie
stop making excuses
bought a 5MW laser pen from china for £1. have been messing with people shining it in front of them when they're walking and shit. pretty amusing stuff
want to take a blowtorch to sue's plastic face
>>79073236
kek yanks btfo
Me and the gf
DUMB FROGPOSTERS
>>79073258
wrong
>>79073218
i swear it's still 2012/2013 in my mind
can't believe it's 2017
JUST spent 3 hours straight in brit
>>79073309
dum mexicANO poster
>>79073253
You chose to do this.
>>79073277
all jobs want experience which i don't have
should just be a system where the government assigns you a job
Only taken 1 annual leave day this year so far
>Be American
>The scholastic security guards beat me for insubordination
me and the bf
*commits genocide*
So how do we stop the white ppl from ruining this site?
>>79073317
longest for me must be like 6 hours straight
>>79073250
Was on vacation watching CNN once, seemed chill compared to the shit you see here, but that was before election so can't tell
>2020 is 2 1/3 years away
>technology is not futuristic at all
very disappointing desu
>>79073365
Well I don't plan on stopping any time soon so may beat that
>>79073358
would rather die than be the thing on the right
>>79073365
>>79073317
i did about 15 hours once
>>79073258
>>79073277
>>79073314
http://uk.businessinsider.com/unemployment-in-the-uk-is-now-so-low-its-in-danger-of-exposing-the-lie-used-to-create-the-numbers-2017-7
>>79073385
woah
>>79073394
straight?
just had a nice conversation with a pedophile aha
>>79073346
yeah i could have stayed unemployed at mummies and daddies you're right.
the ideal situatino woudl be going abroad to somewhere where simply being there would in itself be an adventure + whilst simultaneously treading the path of the my career + simultaneously having a decent standard of living (Which is not possible in the southeast of england nor london)
>>79073378
>watching CNN
come on nikolay
>>79073387
They're called Italians, stop being so insensitive.
>>79073411
yes straight
>>79073379
smartphones are kind of futuristic
>>79073351
>all jobs want experience
oh dear oh dear we've got a right lemon here
you should apply for those jobs anyway
most jobs adverts will just put that in just to scare off timewasters who don't actually want a job
if you want a job, you should apply for it
One day you'll be an old man in a old folks home pissing and shitting yourself, not being able to wash or dress yourself, mumbling about nothing and not being able to enjoy life and just looking forward to death.
How does that make you feel?
>>79073427
It was the only english channel there pls no bully
https://youtu.be/f3fRL5TZv4M
categorical choon
/brit/ i luv u
>>79073351
Offer to work for free to get experience or if you don't want to waste time then lie!
>>79073451
I don't have a family history of dementia
>>79073456
CNN is garbage
>>79073417
Cool
>>79073257
does he still haunt the minds of you yanks?
do you see him in your nightmares?
>>79073451
no i wont
>>79073451
feel like that now anyway.
Opinions on louis theroux?
>>79073436
>>79073379
in fairness they are, when i think back 10 years ago you couldnt watch films on your phone, couldnt watch tv, now i have the whole world in my pocket quite literally
This 16 year old kid got jumped at a concert in Belfast and I'm just wondering, what kind of a weapon takes a chunk half the size of your face off?
>>79073476
You'll still end up a fucking unwanted mess
Just like you are now.
>>79073451
not if i end myself first lol
>>79073451
already look forward to death x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PytxPaU6k4
>>79073515
That's not a 16 year old
>>79073378
they were shit before but weren't so blatant about it
normies weren't as woke
>>79073441
then they shouldn't say they want experience
it's fucking confusing
>>79073515
>16
>that hairline
dire
>>79073508
yea it's not all great though
fucking hate that using phones has become a substitute for human interaction
>>79073515
thought this was from creamfields
>>79073451
intend to be dead one way or another before 50
>>79073517
>You'll still end up a fucking unwanted mess
no I won't
I'll either die of stomach cancer at 70 or have a lethal stroke between 60 and 85
can't imagine not being a norman brit 2bh, sad!
>>79073422
Sort it out then but learn to be happy with what you have because nothing is set in stone.
>>79073515
my knuckles
not a fan of /sappy brit/
my original plan was to go to bed at 10:30 so i wouldnt be nackered for work tomorrow
how plans fall apart aha
>>79073515
like ly a glass bottle shard
>>79073474
>you don't want to waste time then lie
won't that catch me out though
don't wanna say i can do something, only for them to interview me/give me a job and find out i'm really inexperienced
i might do volunteering or something
>>79073507
/ourguy/
>>79073557
Tiesto, he might be losing sight in one eye
Obviously this didn't happen for no reason
>>79073539
job listings describe the ideal candidate
most candidates are not ideal
unless it's a specific industry job like programming or engineering, job listings asking for experience a non-issue that you shouldn't be worried about
>>79073543
started shaving my head when i was 16 from baldness
>>79073451
>you'll be an old man in a old folks home pissing and shitting yourself, not being able to wash or dress yourself
Cannot wait for this day, gonna get aroused after thinking of the poor economic refugee having to touch and clean me. (may still be Polish, it'll probably be some other group by then)
>>79073515
why is he smiling? he's going to have a disgusting scarface forever
>>79073559
You'll die in a paki suicide bombing
love scotshit humour, used to always hate limmy just because he was scottish and a bit of a leftie but he's actually hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI
>>79073554
people say that but i can be talking to people across the world on my phone and i usually am
>>79073558
This.
*bleats*
>>79073612
>You'll die in a paki suicide bombing
edgy
also the chance of that is insanely low
you dumb twat
>>79073451
>pissing and shitting yourself, not being able to wash or dress yourself, mumbling about nothing and not being able to enjoy life
we all did this for the first 2-3 years of our lives and didn't look forward to death at any moment. so when we find ourselves back in that state at that age we won't be thinking about death either and will probably still think we're living somewhere in our heyday
>>79073451
It's even worse when you realize it will happen in only take a few years
>>79073608
Shock and brain trauma probably
>>79073515
for sure glassed with something. savage. any actual link to a story?
>>79073636
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my days why haven't the yanks fucked off or died yet?!
>>79073629
*ruts*
>>79073586
Lots of variables to think about.
>>79073597
hmmm ok
>>79073662
flagged this post to the relevant authorities
wok
wok
moh wok
>>79073669
Are the Icelandics here yet?
>midlanders
>not autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctAf6Xsy9j4
still cant wrap my head around the concept of what a syllable is
>>79073669
Shut up you nonentity
>>79073669
literal paki residing in london
>>79073636
>>79073559
>>79073476
you're genuinely the most humourless autistic wankstain i ever ever seen on /brit/
fucking hell mate what a sad little shit
>>79073629
*milks you*
>>79073669
why you got to be like that
chooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6foHaDExo
Im smart. Smarter in fact than all of you. No wonder i dont believe in god aka magic sky dad
>>79073698
17 innit
cracking song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zp9D44VGg0
>>79073661
https://www.google.ie/amp/www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-northern-ireland-41102432
>>79073714
oh right was >>79073451 this post a joke post then?
right sorry that wasn't very clear through the medium of text you utter crybaby
27
>>79073714
All me
>>79073704
good post
>>79073727
roscosmos putting the first man on the moon when?
can’t believe i just got kaned
>>79073697
Standard football fans desu.
god aint real. yeah, i said it. does that make you uncomfortable?
sargon is banging on passionately about some antifa/leftists shit in the background and I'm not even listening haha
>>79072790
eminem, like complete die hard eminem.
i used to talk like him and dress like him, thought i was hard as fuck got a paintball gun like out of 8 mile and took it to school and sprayed people with it
dark times
>>79073704
Oooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa
>>79073777
godly trips confirm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4
>>79073690
>>79073700
>>79073721
why are you even here? jog on
>>79073709
pathetic cretin purchasing a VPN to try and fit in
i've been awake since 7 am on friday morning but 5 grams and 400 quid later i might actually go to bed or eat some thing. i swear coke is so addictive because you can just keep doing it for days and feel constaly amazing
>>79073777
Prove it/
>>79073777
NAH IT'S WHAT GOD INTENDED LAD
love sheep lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53KoRxxr1jc
I'm curious about the the kid who got jumped, what do they do with that huge gash? Sew it back together?
>>79073813
every single week-end I swear
>>79073813
fucking hell lad, you do this every weekend
you'll end up dead soon
>>79072981
>no songbird
hi redit
dumb pirate frogposter hahaha
>>79073813
you might feel amazing but you're wreaking havoc on your body
>>79073749
always so vague. you know loads more went on
>>79073840
kek what
>>79073754
Unironically bought fedora about 5 years ago, never wore it though
>>79073768
>russia
>achieving anything ever again, exept placing n1 in HIV shitholes rating
Hurts just a little
>>79073826
ye
>>79073749
says the attack happened at midnight but it's still bright in the pic hmm
>>79073840
fucking ninjas i swear
>>79073857
>>79073856
they mistook each other as japs and started firing
rest died of frostbite and shit
>>79073880
>>79073880
>>79073880
yanks don't click
>>79073813
idiot
can't say you dont deserve what'll happen to you though
Going to sleep lads.
If dubs I die
>>79073853
I know, there's definitely more context than they bumped shoulders or gave eachother a dirty look so 5 lads ripped his face apart
>>79073866
grim
>>79073748
Sound, cheers.
>>79073866
backstory?
>>79073853
>>79073907
Drugs
what am i to click without doing this
>>79073880 →
>>79073880 →
>>79073880 →
>>79073931
the lad who got glassed at creamfields
>>79073837
>>79073832
i've been doing it all weekend since just before last christmas. usually by this point im on the floor picking up crumbs that i've dropped and licking baggies. the worrying part is that when you're awake for nearly 3 days straight you can drink about 40 cans of lager an smoke about 80 cigarettes. sometimes i wonder if the guy who sells me this shit thinks i have a problem even though i only ring him on weekends
>>79073825
was amazed by how docile they are. brother lived in the sticks for a bit and I'd call out some nights and we'd go for a walk through the fields to clear our heads a bit the morning after and they'd just move right out of the way as you approached them
literally no inclination to stand their ground the way horses usually will