the Eli Erlick edition
Fuck Drumpf
>>79071611
Aren't you forgetting someone?
I think I'm going to settle down with a gf soon lads, the feckless chad life isn't for me anymore
reckon its time to leave the library buds
best one teebeeh
tfw no gf
>>79071651
>Ra'Montae
nice to see african americans embracing their redguard heritage
>>79071613
Did you delete it because you weren't first?
>>79071663
How old are you?
>>79071656
and Fuck CHI people
>>79071663
terrible decision.
>>79071698
22, I broke up with a long term gf a year and a bit ago and have spent that time being a slut
North Kore must be dealt with
Girls with blue eyes and blonde hair
>>79071753
wrong
Would you date a girl with blonde eyes and blue hair?
>>79071790
Sí
>>79071742
why?
>>79071727
Wrong choice
>>79071790
Absolutely not. You're 120% guaranteed a mental illness.
>>79071840
>>79071856
Imagine being this stupid
>>79071813
this.........this appeals to my armpit fetsih
>>79071931
Hmmmmmmmmm?
why don't gfs come to me
Holy fuck gas was like 90 cents a month ago now I go to get gas look how much this shit is
>>79071931
yeah
>>79071760
she looks like a skinny version of a girl I went to school with
even has a nose piercing
>>79071973
sorry friend, you missed out on a well deserved (you)
>>79071790
nah
>>79072032
same in US but we pay by the gallon XD
i want to fuck some white people
>>79071597
wooooow another thot thread from mexico.... cool
ordered a buncha food. Not even hungry
>search asian people with blue eyes
>that finnish girl from the varg video comes up
fucking jej
decided to drink tonight after a 2 month break and oh my god it feels so good
>>79072407
don't you have work tomorrow?
>this phenotype will soon be gone from the Earth
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>79072422
nah, it's a holiday tomorrow
>didn't sign up for dental this year
>back molar is cracked and loose
cool
>>79072444
oh you guys do labor day too?
>>79072422
they celebrate labour day instead
>>79072443
murky eyes and dyed hair?
>>79072467
>labour
some things never change
>rapewhistle blown on me twice since I moved into the dorm
I thought debauchery is what college is all about.
>>79072639
kys rapist
>>79072639
/cum/ is a rape free general
>>79072639
get outta here, rapist
>>79072271
>Eli
>thot
You don't know what you're talking about
>>79072768
she is... believe me
a Japanese girl will never say to me:
ライアンさんは大好きです! :3
>>79072818
>ライアンさんは大好きです! :3
is that gook for "I will pepper spray you?"
meant ライアンさんを大好きです! :3
>>79072818
>>79072848
don't see the difference
Who do you support?
>>79072358
or
>>79069904
>>79072920
First one
>>79072920
the second one
>>79072955
ya you're right i think... i haven't read genki in a while. been doing vocab cards for like a week to catch up to the chapter i was in q.q
>>79073077
very good post
>79072987
bad post
what a shitty selection of threads
>>79073168
it's been shit all day
>hey pencil dick, take me to the movies
>>79073192
>dat forehead
juicing ain't cool, ma'am
What did Denmark mean by existing?
>>79073340
denmark has been around since sharekspeare invented them for Hamlet
Join the Official /cum/ discord
https://discord.gg/6ZbRjC
>>79073461
>Join the Official /cum/ discord
if you want to be bored to tears
>post a funny reply to a German poster
>it totally means nothing to him and he responds all serious and shit
why did I think anything else would happen?
>>79071597
not passable at all
I mean I'd have sex with her, but still
Thoughts?
>>79073743
that's a dumbass tattoo
>the /pol/italian is a chaser
why am i not surprised
>>79073790
Hmmmmmmmmm?
gotta admit,lads......I unironically like tofu
Howdy
>>79073811
tofu is probably one of the best things out there
>>79073811
womanlets
The terrone american has grown on me tbqh.
>>79073871
vegans give me bad looks when I order it in combination with meat for chinese takeouts, but it's not exclusively their thing
>>79073790
what?
Need a gf to have sex and cuddle with
>>79071597
tell me about nebraska
what is it like? are nebraskans odd people?
>>79073970
Just get a prostitute, you selfish fuck. Women need to be loved and crave romantic interaction. It's not just about sex and cuddling.
>>79073989
Odd is an under statement
wouldnt want a gf who pierced her nipples before dating me
>>79074013
>wanting to give a woman love and affection is selfish
you can't even kiss a whore without getting mouth AIDS anyway
>>79074013
I want that stuff to tho
>>79073970
a gf or a (gf)?
>>79074069
A girl (female)
>>79071597
thats a cute boy
>>79073989
flat, dull, got a few neat geological things in the western part of the state
>>79074013
Here's proof that women do indeed browse /cum/
>>79074035
What if she pierced them while dating you?
What general has the hottest people?
Kinda want to be a girl desu
>>79074014
care to elaborate more?
>>79074088
absolutely plebeian
males only lack technology, but wait 20-30 years and we'll have perfect traps that are untouched by the hands of time.
Women are doomed, there will be no dawn for them.
>>79074205
They think places like Denver and Kansas City are "cultured" places. I was at a party at Omaha once and some white guy literally asked a black guy to kiss his gf. Nebraskans are eternally stuck in the 80's and 90's
you're all lame
>>79074093
>boy
delet this
Does anyone here play GeoGuessr?
There's a version on guessing only US States by google maps pics
The eyebrows gf
>>79074275
Do they also have a funny, alien accent?
>>79074291
this was originally a man
>>79074294
Yeah but I prefer international
>>79074316
whats your favorite emoji
>>79074317
They tend to talk VERY LOUD very suddenly. I had a high school teacher from Omaha and he would not stop randomly fucking shouting
>>79074329
>implying it still isn't
>>79074149
that's ideal
your favorite amine is POOP haha gottem
Ryan is cancerous
>>79074291
that's a boy, cmon.
But a cute one.
>>79074275
flyovers are terrible
might as well be slavic
finale tonight
>>79074555
bit gay
garlic salt makes literally everything taste better
discuss
have we chosen a new /cum/ girl since tay tay went off the deep end?
>>79074593
use granulated garlic or fresh garlic with salt to properly manage saltiness
>>79074571
not in the slightest. It has been proved by science that men who like cute androgynous femboys are 100% straight, just with more refined and intellectually cultured taste than the average straigh pleb
>not in the slightest. It has been proved by science that men who like cute androgynous femboys are 100% straight, just with more refined and intellectually cultured taste than the average straigh pleb
>not in the slightest. It has been proved by science that men who like cute androgynous femboys are 100% straight, just with more refined and intellectually cultured taste than the average straigh pleb
the greeks fucked boys
the greeks made aristotle or something
coincidence = no???
>>79074629
aren't*
some mexican stole the leaf's vietnam gimmick
Getting really sick of all these faggots in denial
if you've never masturbated to a cute trap you're probably a homosexual
>>79074597
ryan's chink girl
i'm terrible at japanese but i still love japan
I love RYAN
he is my bf
>>79074667
>>79074676
>ugh ugh I see big boobs I like ugh ugh me caveman me like big butts ugh where is bucci? me need wymmen to fugg
Need a qt Italian gf
what flag is this
>>79074667
>>79074676
he's not wrong
>>79074316
>>79074316
excellent post
>>79074806
Suriname?
>>79074806
looks like suriname, but I'm pretty sure it's not
anime
I dont communicate a lot verbally
I think i might be a cat
>>79074856
but cats are at least cute.
>>79074856
you have autism
not the meme kind, the actual diagnosed kind
>>79074856
Or be an aspie
>>79074806
country code for gp is guadeloupe
from searching it, it looks like they use multiple flags or have changed it a lot
gf sent me this, what did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcuYjDR2tSg
>>79074856
Are you sure you want to go down the furry rabbit hole
What's everyone doing for labor day weekend
>>79074906
looks like you found it! thanks anon.
>>79074954
I've spent the first two thirds of it shitposting from my room and the rest of it will probably be the same
>>79074928
The fuck accent is that?
>>79074928
She wants you to film her getting fucked by a bigger and stronger shark
>>79074984
Sounds like northern white trash accent.
>>79074954
what I do every other day - nothing.
>>79074954
moving into new place and shitposting
What is the Canadian equivalent to New Jersey
>>79074369
what was your most exotic location?
>>79075040
GTA
>>79075040
St. Catharines
>haven't fapped in 3 days
>already hard to not do it
nofap is bullshit
>>79075047
Eastern Russia, just north of the Chinese border
>>79075093
it should be easier tomorrow. try to shove the sexual thoughts out of your head.
no fap teaches you to overcome obstacles and persevere. it will be rewarding soon.
>>79075135
I don't want to persevere I'm angry and want to beat my dick
>>79075145
direct that anger towards something productive.
>>79075104
got ecuador today
>>79075161
This, use all that sexual energy towards something else
>reported my girlfriend today for being illegal
went for a much longer run than planned. feelin' real good.
just saw some angry kid turn around from the computer and start hitting his mother
japanese girls are pretty.
>>79075197
but she isn't cute
anyone here from louisville? is it worth a visit?
i deserve a gf
>>79075192
Good lad
i deserve a bf
I deserve a job
I deserve luck.
i deserve to be in the US
I deserve a (You)
I deserve affection
>>79075250
been there. Not sure what's worth visiting other than the Ali museum
>>79075135
you people are insane
I deserve to not be a Manlet
>>79075135
I'm gonna try this. How many days in a row can one realistically get to?
im happy how i am (except for not knowing enough japanese)
Thoughts on big butts ?
The sexual revolution of the Sixties created not communism but capitalism in the sexual market, in which the unattractive underclass is exiled while the privileged initiates are drained by corruption, sloth, and excess.
>>79075425
the best, really
>>79075425
top tier
>>79075425
not a fan
Is there anything better than gay bareback anal sex?
>>79075421
happy about nogf?
>a post longer than a short sentence.
blow it out your ass
>>79075465
Hello Patrick
>>79075369
it's just an exercise. it's like meditation.
>>79075409
I think a week is a very admirable first attempt. but if you're really getting into to it don't stop at a week because of my suggestion.
which one of you chucklefucks started a "what happens here" thread for Hawaii?
Imma fuck yall up
>>79075471
i want a black bf
what kind of beard is trendy in the usa right now? What beard style do YOU rock?
>>79075474
i would like a gf, but i dont need one.
it would be some extra fun doe if i got lucky and it happened.
Charlie Hebdo is retarded though, Submission was pretty ebin
>>79075526
a full beard (goes around your neck kinda thing)
want bbc 2bh
>>79075526
just a regular full beard is very trendy right now. I go with clean shaven or stubble if I'm being lazy.
>>79075482
Alright then. I'll report back every day with my progress. Thanks, anon.
>>79075425
cavemen tier desu
>tfw gf doesn't like my beard
starting to turn white anyway
>>79075548
>i dont need one
all you talk about is girls and all you post are qt girls
>>79075628
I want to be a caveman so that i can fuck women and kill faggots like tou
God DAMN I am bored
starting to get a fart fetish from all this BRRAAPposting
Gonna buy a gym membership and stop going after a week
>>79071597
man Bjork is ugly
>>79075638
because japanese girls are pretty.
>>79075681
Free showers tho. Imagine all the money you could be saving by lowering your water bill.
>>79075683
who the fuck is bjork?
how do i get a middle class lifestyle without going back to college or doing manual labor?
>>79075793
Get big on Youtube.
>>79075792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efdPHHlLTgI
>>79075793
Stream yourself playing video games
>>79075647
you first need to catch me, fatty
>who the fuck is bjork?
Why would anyone want to know who bjork is?
>>79075577
look forward to it. another poster or two here and I are also doing so you'll have some company in the thread.
>>79075868
I honestly don't get why she's so popular. Kinda sounds bad imo.
>>79075868
/cum/ is not worthy of Björk
what Japanese stuff do you like?
i like origami haha
>>79075945
Their automotive industry is top tier.
>>79075960
cute truck
>>79075991
It's the dream vehicle for me. Someday I will own one and I will be lord of all I survey.
what do I put under "skills" for a retail app if I don't have any skills
>>79076062
Really vague stuff
>>79076026
how much do they cost? is it jdm?
>>79075945
i like it when they pretend to be white
>>79076145
Yeah, it's JDM. They're pretty cheap because there are so many in Japan, so you can get one in really nice shape for around $1.5K. The issue is the import fees, but I've found a company that has very reasonable rates. Total cost would probably somewhere around $3K.
>>79075960
that doesn't look like it would get good highway millage
>>79076249
Wrong. It gets around 35mpg highway.
Why are humidifiers all so tiny? I want one the size of a regular de-humidifier! I want to fill the water reservoir ONCE and have it last a few days, not just a few hours.
What the fuck.
>>79076249
it's a kei car but looks like a truck
>>79076289
Maybe the water would get bad fast and then it shouldn't be put into the air anymore?
>>79076289
probably so idiots don't damage their house or something
>>79076242
>1.5k used
naisu, have fun driving it bud
Yes, the worst!
There is no treatment available for straightening a bent penis that can cause you more possible problems than penis surgery. None!
Penis plastic surgery should be saved for men whose erections are so deformed that there is no hope of fixing their bent penis any other way.
Most medical professionals would agree on that also.
Why?
Because penis plastic surgery has many possible horrible side effects including but not limited to:
Possible permanent impotence
A shorter penis (this one is guaranteed)
Lack of sensation causing an inability to orgasm
Future bending from the surgical scarring
Utethra damage (the tube that your semen and urine leave your body through)
Complications and/or possible death from anesthesia
Does penis plastic surgery still sound like the quick easy answer to your bent penis problem?
When it is not even the method proven best, does it even sound like an acceptable answer?
>>79076324
Thanks, friend. I will once I get around to buying one.
Don¡t ever come back
>>79076366
What did he mean by this?
>>79076310
>the water would get bad
Most of the smaller ones seem to go through a Litre every eight hours or so. I doubt that a few Litres of water standing for a few days at most would "go bad".
>yfw tay tay is a coal burner now
>>79076366
Go to bed nigga
>>79076401
can't sleep, cuz.
if i died right now my only regret would be that i didn't spank it one last time
>>79076392
what
HUZZAH
>>79076455
riots when
>>79076443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T62maKYX9tU
shes a hip hopper now
As a proud and patriotic Canadian I will never use or accept a $10 bill without John A Macdonald on the front
>>79076455
Why?
unless all the non-whites are gone before 2020 i wont vote for trump again
>>79076500
because illegal aliens have no right to be in the US, and their very presence here is as a burden
>>79071597
guarantee this thing has a willy
>>79076527
He won't even make it to 2020
>>79076455
unconstitutional
>>79076486
Damn... the rumors were true. Feel mixed about the rapping but still like the song, though, reminds of 1989.
>>79076567
Go to your own thread you fucking poof
>>79076553
As if you aren't a burden
>>79074316
state of those brows
>>79076289
Get a tower style one
>>79076606
This
>>79076606
>>79076652
>>79076641
Link? I've been looking on Amazon and Walmart, but they mostly seem to have counter-top or "portable" ones.
Cara used to love me
>>79076621
>saliente
Also 1 flag pennsylvania admitted i was better than him
>>79076660
https://www.amazon.com/Holmes-Cool-Tower-Humidifier-HM630-NU/dp/B000A6X9AW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504488412&sr=8-1&keywords=tower+humidifier
That's the one I have. Water will last about 2 days in really dry New England winters on the low setting and keep things around 55-60% humidity.
>>79076584
yes, DACA is unconstitutional
>>79076455
Fucking finally
Lads what are we gonna do without our 6.0 GPA Mexican immigrants?
i like pretty girls. im going to have a beer in a second :3
>>79076685
>making me look that up
>>79076801
what kind of beer
All this DACA talk reminds me that I benefit from Affirmative Action
>>79076783
>i'm an undocumented immigrant
>i have a college GPA of 4.0
>my gpa is also undocumented
>>79076801
Nothing about that is pretty>>79076801
>>79076783
>valedictorian
>4.5 gpa
reckon their scholarships are because they're brown
>>79076783
>she thinks her legs are nice
waste of good latina genes 2bh
>>79076783
>/pol/ twitter account
>>79076801
Are you the strawberry beer guy?
Petition to allow Mexican immigrants into Canada with the end of DACA
>>79076855
why did he do that
>>79076858
ya but i dont have any right now so im drinking whats in the fridge...
>>79076870
to throw up
>>79076870
because there's a /pol/ twitter account and it's as revolting as it sounds
what if i started claiming im part Seminole or something
would the government finance my NEET life
304
>>79076927
305
>>79076942
306
>>79076971
306.7
>>79076971
307
>>79076838
This picture?
>>79076977
>>79076983
310:^)
307
307
When people in Mexico are watching Univision and women like Carmen Dominicci come on television are people distracted by her hotness or are they desensitized to sexy women on tv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ri7VvG8uXs