>Americans still swipe their card and have to sign a slip

and britbongs do what?

>>79068787
tap a piece of plastic on a thing

Nah, everything is chip and pin now. It really fucking sucks.

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>>79068558
>Bongs need a license to own a TV

I use my phone to pay.

it's even worse, the US has devolved in to bartering with buffalo pelts, send help

I fucking wish

bullshit chip system

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>>79068787
Same thing as the rest of the world: pay with their phone, or tap their debit.

You know, technology that's existed for years now.

>mfw Americans only JUST started using chip cards, and they still have to sign

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>brits have to relinquish their plastic knives to the police

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>Americans don't have mobile bankID

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>tell an american something costs $15.99
>he writes me a check for 15 dollars and pays the rest in pennies

>>79075221
serves ya right

just make it $16 and quit being autistic

>some people play with plastic money
>some of them don't even get any bonuses for using plastic money
>they make the banks rich
>the banks know when they buy what
Patricians use cash

>>79075325
I'm not some paranoid. I'd rather make (at a minimum) 2% back on every I spend.

>>79075354
I mentioned the bonuses. Here the shops give you barcode cards and if you show them you get between 0 and 1 percent. With credit cards either the bonus is zero or the fees are higher than the bonuses.

>too lazy to swipe a card
>have to create a way with even less movement

Okay.