HELP edition
cara
nah
Antonina
alri
might kys
dem man masheen
need a bf
why did she do it
>>79068120
pardon?
talk me out of it
anyone remember the chin meme?
>>79068121
Hello.
>>79068103
There's just 5 hours left until you find me dead
There's just 4 hours left until you find me dead
There's just 3 hours left until you find me dead
There's just 2 hours left until you find me dead
There's 1 more hour and then you will find me dead
There's just
>>79068157
he'll never find clothes that fit him will he?
>>79068151
No one cares.
anime
sue
>>79068174
so what about the wind carrying radioactive material for miles in all directions?
if the device was 1000kt as the american said then wouldn't that be a pretty big chunk of their land completely fucked for years?
>>79068206
Who is this?
>who here doesn't fully commit with convos with girls cause I don't wanna seem to interfered
Feel like a right douche, should put my full effort in
i hurted myself today
>>79068214
He prefers over-sized clothing. He likes the 80's and 80's suits.
kyary
>>79068279
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSDNJaJHPhg
>>79068174
>>79068243
oh and thanks for replying. the other cretins obviously know just as little as i do, judging from their convenient silence, but still felt the need to throw out a crappy insult. lol idiots.
>>79068243
thats why its done underground, so very little radioactive material finds itself caught in the wind
cor some of the slags in de wallen aren't half bad, still wouldn't pay to get my todger wet though
>>79068248
holly
now going to bed
>>79068250
*interested
Such an autist
They have the Janny
But we have the Sneed
>>79068304
don't wake up
>>79068293
yah
I think you're cool Homer Simpson
>>79068266
to sea if i could fell
>>79068303
too fat for me
like my girls stick-thin
>>79068304
good night
>>79068298
ok but surely a 1000kt explosion will do some serious underground damage? how deep do they do it?
all the hollys i've known IRL have been turbo tarquinesses
seems to be a favourite name of yuppies
>>79068323
sneed.. easy on the feed & seed
>>79068323
The rest of ya'll know when I Sneed to yah
>>79068269
letting the days
go
by
so i havent talked to my dad in about 14 years and found him on fb and kind of want to establish contact with him but dont actually know what to say, not knowing what to say is keeping me from doing it. what do i say lads? "alri"?
>>79068373
"doing a poo"
kinda like these cute pepe pics
:3
>>79068373
ask him for some money
>>79068373
kill yourself degenerate
>>79068373
sounds like you were the one that cut contact, so maybe start with an apology?
>>79068373
"daddy!!!! x3 remember me? ;p"
>>79068373
tell 'im he's a 'unt for abandoning 'ou
>>79068373
Cornetto
better call saul > twin peaks > game of thrones
there, i said it
>>79068373
link him to /brit/
>>79068373
BETTER THAN NOTHING LAD. MY DAD DIED 11 YEARS AGO
>>79068373
oi you fat old nonce where the fuck have you been
>>79068296
cum faggot
>>79068304
goodnight la'
failed my first year at uni
don't want to resit the year
what do I do now?
>>79068373
fuck your mom, and send him a video of it
Just finished inception. Does the spinning top fall at the end? Does it even matter?
>>79068445
'cide
>>79068445
resit it
it's an easy year of life, smoke weed get pissed and scrape 40%s in January
not hard
wish I wasn't such a fedora and could enjoy /x/
>the actual paranormal threads, not the retarded conspiracy bullshit
>>79068445
>failed my first year at uni
HOW AND WHAT WERE YOU STUDYING?
>>79068349
>>79068437
nit nit
>>79068373
first of all don't do it over the internet
ask him out for dinner or something
goldenbeard subtitles
moving to china lads, sick of this shithole
>>79068445
retard
recommend some coffeeshops lads, see them all over but don't know which ones are worth visiting
>>79068482
prefer not to say
>>79068496
are they the girls from frozen
>>79068500
thats hot
>>79068451
we will never know if it falls or not, just like we will never know if this reality is "top level"
>>79068451
R A R E
A
R
E
>>79068373
>hi dad I know we haven't spoke in a whole but mum's new boyfriend is sexually abusing me and I didn't know who else to turn to
>>79068451
>Does it even matter?
ARE WE RICH OR ARE WE POOR?
DOES IT MATTER ANYMORE?
>>79068520
d i e
wage slavery tomorrow lads
>>79068520
thinking about doing the whole bnecome drug addict for attention routine
>>79068533
No, they're power rangers
fucking LOVE reddit
there so much on that site, literally INFORMATION PORN desu
03.Radio Retaliation (feat. Sleepy Wonder) 7:41
>>79068522
abraxas of course
>>79068522
Costa
>>79068585
99% of it is bullshit lad
have a theory that most guys with really big dicks are actually bad at sex because the think their dick is everything and theres no need for anything more
theory was developed from watching amateur porn with big dick guys who only know how to do a choppy, rhythmless in-and-out
also worth mentioning that most guys in general are no good at sex for the same reason regardless of dick size
thanks for reading
>>79068520
good riddance
toil on the morrow
the worst part of the week
>>79068620
stop focusing on the guys you fkin homo
how do you fail your first year of uni?
like second year on some degrees I could understand, but first?
christ alive
>>79068609
t. mong who believes anything on /pol/
>>79068373
how come you don't want me lad?
its nigeria for me
>>79068636
h e w i l l n o t d i v i d e u s
>>79068399
i moved away with my mum and we just sort of lost contact. its all so hazy i dont even really remember desu. but he never made an effort to contact me thats for sure.
>>79068620
t. dicklet
we're literally living in the second cold war lads
weird feeling
give us a song
not baiting just dont understand why men and women seem so into sex, it's disgusting and doesn't even feel particularly nice, certainly no better than wanking (which already ain't great) why do people crave it so much?
forgot don Vito was dead
>electric vehicles are environmentally friendly!
>*proceeds to plug car into wall outlet in house powered by a coal power plant*
lefty logic
>>79068707
the virgin deflection
>>79068667
S I E R R E L E O N E
>>79068667
I like how they pick the blacker north africans
Hey Faggots,
My name is Clifford, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Metalheadz label, and starter of drum & bass. What instruments do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>79068665
i don't go to pol but i imagine most of what's posted there is bullshit too. taking everything you see on reddit as gospel will make you delusional. you just gotta be skeptical of everything
>>79068715
>always related to bam in jackass and viva la bam, vowing to never be boring like my dad
>bam is literally turning in to phil
>I'm literally turning in to my dad
JUST
>>79068707
god i wish i had a big willy
SHOT YOURSELVES WORTHLESS SUBHUMANS
@79068727
retard
>>electric vehicles are environmentally friendly!
>>*proceeds to plug car into wall outlet in house powered by a coal power plant*
>lefty logic
Anyone ever get upset at something that was rather silly an embarrassing?
I played the Mass Effect trilogy one after the other and was sad when it ended
>>79068727
>coal power plant
do those still exist?
>yank flag
ah right I see
>>79068727
hybrid/electric cars don't lose energy through transmission since they don't need one, they don't idle, and they can generate energy while braking
Yum
>>79068520
enjoy lung cancer
>>79068783
no not a manchild
>>79068296
a power plant produces nuclear material that is not mega radioactive but lasts a long time, also some of the radioactive material gets taken up by the body and stored e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesium-137. sticks to your bones and pumps out radiation with a half life of 30 years. very dangerous stuff.
nuclear bombs produce extremely highly radioactive material, but it decays very fast, less than 24 hours later and almost all the dangerous radioactive products are gone, just the dust thrown up is dangerous. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fallout#The_Seven_Ten_Rule. the only nuclear bomb product i know off the top of my head is carbon-14 but that isnt dangerous
The desi gf
>>79068747
i.. i...
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>79068797
looks a damn sight better than his eggs usually look
>>79068667
i'm a south sudan man
(alternatively dr congo)
>>79068779
>>79068781
ah yes excellent counterarguments
Hey Faggots,
My name is Thom, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the lead singer of Radiohead, but I am also very well respected for my solo work and collaborations. What instruments do you play, other than “jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>79068591
wary of taking advice from a leaf
>>79068754
same 2bh
looking back though bam is a massive cunt
>>79068783
would like desi gf but have heard their parents are on par with jews in terms with being incredibly difficult and annoying
think the UK will be the first country to roll out fusion power nationally. by 2030 im pretty sure i read somewhere.
Showed my dad the MechaGameZilla video about 'All Alone With Daddy'
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQeGeEceys
he thought it was very funny
good result tbqh
>ah yes excellent counterarguments
>>79068809
Really proud of you, mate.
packee
four quid for these lads
Business idea: halal whisky
>>79068783
If you didn't romance Liara in all three games you're a retarded cunt.
Tuesday is the day! I can't wait.
>>79068876
>american style mustard
yuck
>>79068667
>they all have straightened hair
kind of sad 2bh. prefer the mali girl with the big curly hair
>>79068865
the largest experimental fusion reactor in the world will open in France soon
There is a smaller one currently operating in the UK but they have not achieved self-sustaining fusion.
>>79068754
wow really? bam was the worst of the lot imo
I think he just had a really punchable face
pirates of shit
toil tomorrow lads
on my second joint and second glass of wine
Published without comment.
>>79068783
i worry a LOT about what will happen to my soft toys after i die
am thinking about maybe putting in a clause in my will for them to be cremated or something
i cant bear the thought of them rotting slowly away in a landfill
>>79068851
smoked some bomb silver haze at the corner table when i went
they have a good menu
having slightly gay thoughts
boggles my mind how complex the universe and everything in it is. i mean just on a chemical level for instance. the interactions happening are immense.
now factor in physics and everything else. fucking crazy. dont think the brain is built to comprehend it all.
>>79068754
his dad had landed a good job, started a family and built a comfy suburban home for them to grow up in long by the time he was Bam's current age
what has Bam done? last time I heard he was an alco doing heroin and living rough in Reykjavik
>>79068889
I romanced Miranda.
pirate faggots who enjoy kissing ahmed's ass
>>79068937
i work weekends and get 2 weekdays off
Lads how will brexit affect us??
>>79068667
wonder how many of them have been r*ped
Had a sing song on my way home earlier lads
it did NOT go well
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504432216579.webm
>>79068949
most brainlet post I've read all week
>>79068962
she was just a talking arse
>>79068981
you weren't in the EU to begin with
>>79069001
bit rude
>>79069001
why do some brains call other brains brainlets? bit cruel. they should be working together to overthrow mankind
Lads how will breakfast affect us??
>>79068889
i did all the gay romance options
not sure why
i dont think im gay, ive had a gf before and stuff
but for some reason i view homosexual relationships as being 'above' and more pure than hetero ones. I always go for gay romances in videogames, and I really like gay subplots in TV shows for that reason.
is that weird? my exgf was the same, we used to watch Yaoi together sometimes.
>>79068993
Are you hurt?
>>79068938
>169 points
>>79069006
Bit like you then mate. ahahahahahahah
>>79069008
i hoped this story would be more interesting than it ended up being, or would at least be a ballbusting copypasta
don't understand why lefties pretend space exploration is important
>>79068955
made a ton of money as a professional skateboarder and doing stupid shit on film
>>79069008
>>79068947
looks p good to be honest, might give it a visit
>>79069001
it's only sunday
es lindo beto...
why are americans so stupid and dumb
>>79069042
>im not gay but i do lots of gay things
if you say so faggot
>>79069057
righties believed in back when the USSR was doing it
>>79068445
how do you even fail
I passed and I didn't even do anything but get pissed and do drugs
>>79069052
hate life and myself
>>79069008
Did you try talking to her about manure and did she make up some lie about knowing a guy who really likes watches?
>>79069057
It's like I always say; of space were important, it's been coming to us. Makes no sense for us to go up there.
always read British posts. pretty much never read foreign posts, especially if they're over a line long
any good games kinda like dragon age inquisition?
loved that game
haven't shagged for 2 years, getting a bit desperate desu.
can SOMEONE please say something interesting?
>>79069068
the week does NOT start on Sunday
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
the week starts on MONDAY, sunday is the LAST day
FUCK OFFFFFF
>>79069081
>righties
doesnt quite roll off the tongue as nicely as lefty. think you should stick to rorke.
>>79068947
I recognise that place. Think I've been there and sat at that table on the left
>>79069070
why are hispanics obsessed with simpsons and weed
bit of a bender but i really like to have sex with girls
thoughts?
barm cake
>>79069105
fucking runts i swear
>>79069109
just get a hooker lmao
honestly no shame in that really
you should all commite suicide
Which is more British; Rum, Gin, or Whisky?
Which is least British as well.
>>79069132
wrong
>>79069115
Bane?
can't stand it when guest "comedians" on 8/10 cats pull out a piano
>>79069121
yeah it's abraxas
>>79069120
should called wrongies amirite
>>79068667
algeria or eritrea because theyre the least niggery looking ones
>>79069115
i just did a whole post about nuclear bomb radiation, and didnt get a single (you). the masses dont want something interesting, they want the same tired old memes
>the week does NOT start on Sunday
>FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>the week starts on MONDAY, sunday is the LAST day
>FUCK OFFFFFF
last time i shagged a female that wasn't an escort was late 2013
>>79068949
How our ears turn sounds into electricity and vice-versa is frankly stunning
Loved some of the music in Mass Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZfRwUP_Iyw
>>79068938
please link this thread
>>79069061
money he blew in the space of a few years leaving him in his current state of destitution
>i just did a whole post about nuclear bomb radiation, and didnt get a single (you). the masses dont want something interesting, they want the same tired old memes
MASSIVE peter gabriel fan
remembering the time i went psychotic from acid and dabs and tried to get a hooker
>>79069143
dont know what you mean by this
none of those are british
poozoo crapamatsu
fucking love hyperballad by Björk lads
JUST made my first reddit account AND my first reddit post
thoughts?
>>79069193
very cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiCRZLr9oRw
HAVING SEX IS FOR LOSERS
>>79069190
fuck off you autist. i worked hard on that post
>>79069169
i remember that post it was FUCKING shit
>>79069237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
>>79068269
>>79068522
AN FOOKIN POES
>>79069193
you're a big time fan?
>>79069169
you got nothing because it reads like a reddit top comment, very simplified information and linking wikipedia
GF called me a bender for telling her I want a big black cock in my ass.
>i just did a whole post about nuclear bomb radiation, and didnt get a single (you). the masses dont want something interesting, they want the same tired old memes
>>79069203
Neither is tea, or imperialism, but that didn't stop you guys before.
poopoo plasticnosu
once read an entire textbook on how nuclear weapons affect international politics and nuclear doctrine
however
1) the sheer amount of misinformation peddled by everyone online
and
2) the relative complexity of the ideas within the book
mean that i can literally never be bothered to actually type up any of my knowledge, since it all feels useless.
>>79069222
Reddit won't like this.
>>79069273
wtf
Is she planning to dump you because you have a black boyfriend?
Hope you called her a homophobe
>>79069270
>>79069247
you can get fucked aswell.
>>79069008
you weren't swarthy enough my man
sister keeps talking about being "misgendered"
have the threads been sorted out?
>>79069309
do the 3 legs make you run faster
>>79069222
want to upvote you
link?
low effort post
>>79069258
kate mentioned
Rather date someone without knowing their face and exploring their personality online for a while before seeing their face than dating someone just because they're hot.
Don't need to because I'm not single and pathetic so I don't have to worry about that.
>>79069335
>>79068865
More likely it will be a first world country lad
lads
nearly every woman in this country is fat
and i don't mean a bit chubby
i mean fucking FAT, like obese
it's fucking disgusting lads
the gubbamint needs to do something about the obesity epidemic
rgaeir=g0i9a u5eb0=u=083U4TRGRE GLKER[PGKJ kdjvgljgkrj
>>79069276
all you are doing is copy and pasting my post? you think thats funny?
hi
>ended up going back to a fat girls house last night
>had some foreplay, got undressed fully
>she sucked me off for a bit
>asked me to rim her
>okay whatever, she gets on her knees
>spread her arse cheeks
>skin is yellow/brown and her arsehole fucking stinks like she's shat herself
>was pissed anyway so gave her a lick
>fast forward to now
>rash around my mouth
>tingling feeling in my throat
why did i do it
what disease do i have?
I LOVE women. I just like them better when they have penises.
sister keeps talking about being "misgendered"
>>79069183
he's still a multi-millionaire you dumb mick, even if he is JUST
>>79069389
outstanding post
about to watch this girl get dicked
>>79069359
guess that rules out ireland then. not that ireland produces anything of worth any way.
>>79069182
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/comments/6xsqbe/oan_the_buses/dmiaoxj/?context=3
found it by searching the guys username
very cancerous
>>79069265
for you
did a thing
>>79069222
nice
>>79069217
>tfw always get matches
a fucking leaf being an aids riden faggot???
SCHOKING
>>79069217
Depressing but expected, I've literally given up
>>79069143
Gin definitely
>>79069343
first upboat too
cheers
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/comments/6xsqbe/oan_the_buses/dmit5y4/
>>79069222
link
wanna upvote
>>79069369
you live in some shithole like alabama or something?? lmao
>>79069297
it was just a reply to some guy asking why people arent concerned about radiation from nuke testing in NK. i just answered his question
click go the shears boys
click click click
bit gay for young bam ngl
Reddit is where I started my internet career. It's like the Yale of shitposting.
did a thing
Irish subhuman
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelhier, Button Lee, Juan O'Veus, Virs Juan, Tatakh, Getsda Stae, Onmai Aircraft, Wu Pait, Yuu Tugrab, Dr. Pavel, Heed Iddent, Flai Sogud, Hu Wan, Stu Trainex, Telmi Abautbane, Waidus Hee, Werda Mask, Lotta Lo'Yadee, Farra Hyredgun.
Got Thursday and Friday off, and the office is nearly empty this week
Gonna be a breeze boys
>>79069217
just be yourself
>>79069528
HOW FUCKING YOUNG ARE YOU FUCK OFF UNDERAGED
need me a nerdy bf
>>79069523
is this an asmr video
>>79069530
how dear you
>>79069530
fuck off jock
Any High Warlord man in
bed time lads
Why have people been getting all angry about the Sun, boycotting it and hating on it?
lmao it's just a paper
>>79069576
t. fucking-hate-jocks
>>79069008
Creasing at this
>>79069564
is this an asmr video
>>79069553
21. I got my start on the meanstreets of Reddit in 2014, and I've been duking it out on /int/ for 3 months. I feel like the heavyweight champion of shitposting.
>>79069598
Scousers
spontaneous pizza review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ehc9yzSwz0
>>79069598
muh 96
>>79069598
because they have literally been caught deliberately lying for sales and to cause controversey, also tapping peoples phones.
if thats what you want from your news agencies then you are not a smart person
>>79069632
Some science youtuber talking about if sugar is a drug.
>>79069333
put her down as they say