that's about all. Peace out edition
the 1975 aren't actually that bad
anime
the radical centre? big fan
sue
the poodical pootre
>won't be a problem anymore in a while
anime
>>79064033
hes so fucking stupid looking I cant even listen to his videos
>>79064237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_OuM9cu-G8
left over pizza verdict: should've gone with dominos
yeri
Jim Anderton
>>79064286
nah, he's not stupid at all.
the BEST album of the 90s
how would one go about getting a job in a bar (gay or otherwise) anyway?
how do i learn/get experience at first?
>>79064244
getting robbed or having your house broke in isn't a gang issue it's just criminal
*holds a magnifying glass to sue's face and watches it melt*
radical no gfism
need a bf lads
My sister thinks she's transgender
Styxx is a faggot and so are all of you
>>79064330
you either check online job listings or you go in and check if they have any jobs going
>learn/get experience
most bar jobs will be more than willing to teach you
>>79064344
pics
>non-leafs will never get to experience the best pizza chain
I'm really confident and sound like a man in front women, but I'm a straight up pussy as soon as I'm around other men.
I feel like King of the pride when around chicks, and a lowly beta as soon as another man is in the vicinity.
I guess I'm not confident around men because my brothers and father always beat me down, while my mother and sisters built me up. If I grew up without brothers, I probably wouldn't have difficulty being around other guys.
>>79064184
Do you do nights?
>>79064344
hot
gizzer to us
>>79064327
don't remember this oasis album
the BEST single of the 90s
>>79064296
seen it unimpressed go to bed
Is this a good military strategy?
>>79064351
Hello nigger
>>79064330
you walk in and ask for a job (maybe take a half arsed cv (doesn't matter whats on it, they will hire you if they like your look and personality))
lie about experience otherwise you won't get hired, pulling a pint isn't hard and once your in you can just wing it
>>79064360
surely therell be tons of competition though?
everyone aged between 18-26 wants to be a barkeep
>>79064344
my brother*
I believe I'm a woman in a man's body.
AMA
>>79064372
way better than anything oasis have ever even been near
trust me give it a listen
>>79064369
My confidence depends on who I'm with but honestly I'm fine with girls but if it's an outgoing #lad I just get awkward and don't know how to deal with them.
>>79064417
nah I'll stick to oasis mate
>>79064405
nah don't care
oasis more like O-GAYSIS
>>79064397
Start as a busboy or dish washer and work your way up
>>79064309
he looks like a turbo virgin
there was a transgender girl in my all boys school (born male).
hated her, not because of the tranny thing though she was just really obnoxious
luckily she failed her a levels and so coulent go to my uni aha
spent all day painting and i'm literally covered in the stuff. keep rubbing up against the walls like a cat and getting it on me
bet none of you know a single good tune
>>79064449
he has a 10.2
>>79064379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8AlrqmdbU
Hate when threads get linked early because from that point onwards no one will read posts in the old thread anymore even though you've posted far before the bump limit.
>>79064438
shame you're really missing out
not that hard to just give it a try tho is it lad
@79064445
Please stop talking to me.
>>79064472
wrong
>>79064394
this is what my cousin Adam did in Dublin
i dont have his confidence though, im too scared to lie
>>79064467
love painting
good harmless fun
>>79064373
is this a cover of the howard jones classic
>>79064472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bIaOLtYwfY
Does anyone actually drink oasis? It's shit
>>79064504
fucking adam the chad
>nah I'll stick to oasis mate
>>79064472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kPkkqxsjIY
want to take trannypills to develop my hips but don't want them to influence my brain so won't risk it
couldn't live with a female brain
just ate a cold tin of meatballs
out the TIN
>>79064327
oh shit it's got a song called "the chad that loved me"
/ourguys/?
want my oblongs obliterating by a columbian bird 2bh
>>79064532
theres a whole infographic on lgbt about which drugs to take for that
i think its on femgen
playing cookie clicker still
>>79064472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BztI7WP7HMo
>>79064532
you're stupid
>>79064532
pics of current hips? x
>>79064472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yDFpUK558
love song that accruately describes my attitude and experiences with the fairer sex
>>79064504
m8 i did it too when I got my first job, the clocked on I didn't have experience almost at once but they were sound about it and you pick it up very fast
just say its been a year or two so you're rusty
>>79064373
agreed
>>79064432
It's really weird. I notice my voice change depending on if it's a woman or a man. I think it is because I was at the bottom of the pecking order with my brother's, so I assume that position around other guys, but with my sisters I was top dog, so I find it easy to be myself with them.
>>79064532
Pretty sure you already have a fucked up brain if you want to take trannypills for feminine hips.
>>79064476
don't like it
hmmmm
bought some cheap sci-fi
You never hear things like "gay mead hall", yet you always hear "gay bar"
That's why I hate gay pints. I love flagons of mead.
>>79064569
they don't exist, i'm like a bulimic concentration camp victim on a diet.
>>79064622
thoughts????
>>79064632
gay and downright dangerous
am infintiely more intelligent than any of yous
my sister thinks she was born in the wrong year, she genuinely thinks she was born with the mind of a 60 year old
>>79064613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ5zYDrhDGM
>>79064351
This.
>>79064665
not great
>>79064627
runt read real books for once
>>79064627
good lad
you should visit Hay-On-Wye, youd LOVE it
>>79064632
mead is shit
far, far too sweet
like drinking honey
Wish I had an Australian gf to banter me
My boss doesn't seem to understand how much focus and wisdom is involved in making fries. It isn't as simple as dumping some hot spuds in hot oil. It's got a rhythm and a technique to it. I am not a fryboy, but a frymaster.
>>79064690
wrong opinion
>>79064696
you have a small willy
having a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
rate the study lads
doing a bit of light reading
>>79064675
proof?
fwoar
>>79064693
>waah no fun allowed
*bounces your head off the wall*
any of you lads put your willy in female? (male)
>>79064719
Desperate
forget how much I love freddie gibbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yztt5Phhizc
immaculate flow
>>79064719
needs more mosley
>>79064473
whats that
>>79064737
real books are fun and they also contain quality
>>79064722
My light reading is next week's lunch menu at work.
>>79064704
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef#Brigade_system_titles
You're 8/15 in the professional kitchen hierarchy
God speed
>Hay-on-Wye (Welsh; Y Gelli or Y Gelli Gandryll) [3] is a small town (population 1,300) in Mid Wales, on the River Wye, very close to the English border and within the borders of the Brecon Beacons National Park.
>A "town of books", with at least 41 separate bookshops (mostly second-hand / antiquarian / collectors), Hay-on-Wye is probably best known as the location of a prestigious annual Hay Festival, sponsored by the Guardian newspaper.
wew
41 is quite a lot
LOVE yanks
>>79064693
nothing wrong with some cheap scifi once in a while, I can't read Marx 100% of the time:)
>>79064694
cheers la' hope I can find them in a physical copy, gonna soulseek them now just in case though haha
disregard this post
>>79064351
kek true
/brit/ discord is pretty autistic tonight
I never understood the appeal of reading sci-do books.
It's all made up bullshit.
>>79064511
not decent
>>79064523
>>79064563
>>79064571
decent
>>79064789
>marx
but i said real books
>>79064351
>when this post is the best post
>>79064787
wrong opinion
BIG YANK _____
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
need to time travel to the 80s
>>79064351
/thread
>>79064802
you mean fiction?
not feeling well lads
>>79064807
listen to it again
Scifi is pure escapism, but great fun nonetheless. Its also quite good to imagine a different world and exercise your brain by considering the possibilities and parameters of this madeup scenario.
Additionally I can read scifi a lot faster than anything else. When I read Literature with a capital L, I like to go slowly, maybe take notes, and absorb it over the course of a week or more.
But I can blitz through 2 pulpy scifi books a day, no worries
>>79064863
don't know sorry
>>79064863
poo
>>79064719
>all those well placed books clearly never read
reeks of validation
wow mr swede you're really intelligent and well read
>>79064876
Well at least fiction is based on some reality.
>>79064879
lol now he hates you im happy because tonight im slightly less hated :)
north korea on my mind lads
>>79064351
based boer bringing the bantz
>>79064878
What's wrong?
As is so often the case, just as victory seemed complete the seeds of decline were being sown. It is the thesis of this book that the triumphal progress towards the unchallenged dominance of the ‘free market’ has had unexpected and unwelcome consequences, which have meant that the western civilisation of which it claimed to be the supreme expression has actually been brought low by the excesses which it has permitted, required and endorsed.
The ‘free market’ has not only determined how we run our economic activity (and even there it has been revealed to have major drawbacks) but it has been allowed to extend itself into every facet of our society, culture and civilisation – and it has done so by replacing the values which were believed to underpin western civilisation as a whole with that much narrower range of values that commend themselves only to a small and self-centred minority.
Very few people seem to realise how thoroughly our civilisation has been transformed by the triumph of the ‘free-market’ ideology. They do not see that western liberalism, which has informed, supported and extended human progress for perhaps 700 years, has now been supplanted by an aggressive self-interested doctrine of the individual which leaves no room for community and cooperation. Even the victims of this comprehensive and fundamental change seem hardly aware of what has happened.
>>79064882
not a single word
The nonwhite gf
any canadian man in
>>79064928
he's not feeling well
howling
>>79064928
got a cold x
a schizophrenic south african is a good addition to /brit/
>>79064937
>the anti-scifi poster is also illiterate
like pottery
>>79064931
adam pls, I can only be so disillusioned
>>79064832
as a transracial pansexual and a radical centrist I must say that Marx is the only real book in existence
>>79064942
alri
any frenchman in
>>79064958
>anon gets tricked
should probably change the name, as it displays above the image and therefore read it before the image
mong
It's the current year, stop doing what you're doing
>>79064351
>Styxx is a faggot and so are all of you
>>79064974
science fiction have no value or interest you nerd fuck off
>>79064987
theres like 3 good books and marx is far from them
this horrible greasy fat bastard who used to mount his little sister at school tried to become a woman at the end of year 11. he started by wearing pink nail varnish """as a dare""" and then his gf told me he wore frilly lingerie under his school clothes so I told everyone at school haha
he's the most unconvincing tranny ever, Danny devito in a wig would look more feminine
There's a gay man in this thread
Kiss me and I'll tell you who
>>79064958
the joke is on you because i can read that just fine
its about that guy whos money blew out of his wallet
Reading Infinite Jest for the 33rd time. I wish it weren't so short.
"frenchman" is a bit of an oxymoron t-b-h
>>79064918
nobodys hating anybody, he just didn't listen to the song properly and made a mistake in his reply
>>79064879
I'm not enjoying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
confirmed smash hits only
>>79065035
the virgin novel
Why is it lefties are so desperate to blame Trump for this situation with North Korea when Kim and his chums have been threatening its neighbours and the US for years?
>The Three Good Books:
Infinite Jest
Crime and Punishment
The Sirens of Titan
>>79064380
Torture them until the day they die.
>>79065090
entry level tripe
start with the greeks
>>79065090
You forgot Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
you lot are quite boring tonight think its time to dip
>reading fiction books
literally POINTLESS since movie adaptations became a thing, why the FUCK would I spend a week reading a book when I could watch the movie in an hour?
>>79064351
>get home from a shitty evening with the in-laws
>go into /brit/
>see this post
>mfw
>>79065086
it's clinton's fault twobh. he was the one who could have put an end to this madness but he decided against intervention in NK before they had nuclear missiles
>>79065086
I can't even think of one thing Trump has done of note in his office except fail at doing things of note and something about solar panels on the west coast and oil in ND.
>>79065059
not even the bit at 2:00?
only fiction i read is the bible
haha got you the trick was that you thought you would be tricked
>>79065023
>who used to mount his little sister at school
modern sci-fi antagonists don't hold a candle to the shit the ancients used to conjure up in their mythology
they'd be battling against giant horse/pigeon hybrids with 5 enormous dicks coming out of its ears and other such outlandish shit you couldn't even conceptualise in a fever dream
must have been the dodgy proto-beer they were drinking the whole time
>>79065035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eO2QfEGK6U
Love me a good B-double. Shoutout to the Aussies.
>>79064351
10/10 post m8
only one rumour went around about me at school, quite proud to say. got rather lairy on the biftas and drinks and got off with some girl, felt her fanny a bit and then she went around telling everyone I tried to finger her (I did) but I denied everything and people believed me haha
now she shares a flat with my cousin by utter coincidence
>>79065149
Yes, but that's not really related to my post though. Thanks for you (You) though. kisskiss
>"alright its rockbusters again"
>the jamaican fella wrote a review for "phoenix nights."
>"D C for that one"
>>79065154
Good. Which church are you a part of?
Are you interested in joining a different sect?
>>79065061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppmUdn6GUXQ
>>79065153
I respect you as a person, but 2:00 is awful
>>79065206
whats wrong with trying to finger someone?
>>79065148
desu it's the clinton-era congress' fault for not accepting the deal with the DPRK then.
The USA behaves really autistically towards north korea. They expect them to give up WMD under threat, despite the DPRK knowing that Saddam had no WMD and got thrown out anyway. Somehow the autists in the USA are unable to assign any rational agency to the DPRK's actions and instead assume they're just cartoon villains, rather than cornered rats.
I only read books by gay writers
The Machine Stops by EM Forster is my favourite book.
I used to use my dog to pull my lil kids car (you know that red and yellow things everyone had) like a chariot
god I miss that mutt :)
>>79065232
Pissalms
>>79064351
REKT
>>79065221
i really dont even understand this one, never have
why is there a jamaican fella involved when divine comedy already works fine as a clue
>>79065149
>stopped the TPP
>stopped terrorism
>stopped open immigration
>3% economic growth by the 2nd quarter(2% up from last year)
>taking steps to replace obamacare
>taking steps to end corruption
>pisses off liberals daily
>restored american spirit
and so on
>>79065129
>spend a week reading a book
please tell me this isn't normal
can get through 300 pages in about 4 hours.
Might start taking phenibut and 5 htp
I'm a Rastafarian. Smoke three joints in the morning, and three more joints at what I can only assume is the night time because I'm so high I don't even know man.
>>79064351
DAAAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUMMMMM
>>79065252
she was a weird so I didn't want people thinking I had a go. no idea why she told everyone though
>>79065180
Agreed with the first two paragraphs desu
>>79065322
u must be really spritual and shit
>>79065302
the fine comedy
can't see karl using the word devine
>>79065253
because NK is actually china's problem but china isn't doing anything about them
>>79065303
>restored american spirit
O, forgot this one.
Pretty impressive how many people were illegally shooting fireworks in my city on the 4th.
who else pumping out the house and techno tunes this evening
sweating like i live in the fukin sun or somethin
>>79065251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rJ8nCTgZ2Q
>>79065365
pics
Marijuana has ruined alcohol for me. Now alcohol just feels weak. It's a next-level high with weed, much stronger than alcohol.
>>79065310
t. book nerd
*beats you up*
>>79065352
divine**
>>79064351
yes i win im less hated
>>79065389
wait till you get onto coke
>>79064686
>>79064798
>>79064833
>>79064872
>>79064926
>>79065016
>>79065130
>>79065200
>>79065335
all of these ones were me
BIG fan of Mark Davis
>>79065303
>taking steps to end corruption
absolute STATE of your soggy little mind, oh my DAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wtKsD_cl4
>>79065416
I don't dabble in the devil's talcum powder, thank you very much.
>>79064351
SAVAGE
Lads, are you a moonpig man or a funkypidgeon man?
>>79064033
>>79064033
>>79064033
>>79064033
I PREDICTED THIS!!!!!!!!!!
YOU REALIZE THAT RIGHT?????
heroin has ruined Marijuana for me. Now Marijuana just feels weak. It's a next-level high with heroin, much stronger than Marijuana.
>lobbying
like how is this even legal, how is it even a thing, literally just bribery
>>79065310
it depends on the book.
if its scifi/fantasy/thriller books then reading at your speed is normal
but if youre reading a Very Deep And Intellectual Tome then you really should spend moe time on it to properly appreciate things.
>>79065464
and that's how it's gotten you
you're already a gonner mate
>>79064351
MY FUCKING SIDES.
>>79065310
fuck me that is amazing, I do about 50 pages an hour and I have a masters in english literature
my fave song ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89jbl0ZuaH4
>>79065464
That's one horse that takes you clear off the course, my friend.
Weed just gets you really high. No potential for addiction or overdose.
>>79065377
stop please
>>79065474
Fuck off.
What's wrong with lobbying?
I do it and it's fun. You go into the building with constituents and talk about issues in the country and then leave.
Foreigners think it's some huge mafia-like business because they just hate Americans for no reason because their government brainwashes them to. There's nothing wrong with lobbying.
>dude theres no way you can just spend all afternoon reading it's not human! are you alright bro??
>*goes home to watch a whole season of television on netflix in one sitting*
slags
>>79064351
topkek
The Vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Fransisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body
>>79065544
>What's wrong with lobbying?
ah yes americans
will NOT be taking any drugs thank you
>>79065544
thick yank runt
>>79065544
funny how people's opinions conveniently "change" when they get a mysterious $million dollar deposit in their bank account
Lobbyists must be MASTERS of persuasion
>>79065474
Greater London
American lobbying is scummy
British lobbying is knocking some clues into MP's heads
t. Lobbyist
why would you ever even try heroin? I just don't understand it
literally NO ONE has ever said it's a good idea
>>79065544
its wrong because it almost directly translates into special interest groups paying for policys they want implemented
its completely fucked you deluded yankoid
>>79065474
>like
>how is it even a thing
piss off 2 reddit stacey
>>79065184
she is really cute
>>79065600
You're the dense one trying to argue about stuff you here from tabloids and uneducated housewives.
>>79065626
These policies can be for the good of the people.
Things aren't great for me atm, need some strong escapism. Can morrowind help?
>>79065663
try anime
>>79065624
people usually turn to it after they've had some sort of trauma, people dont just try heroin for a laugh
>>79065663
probably not, try a noose instead you whiny bender
BIG fan of pickle rick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng
absolute state of corbyn
>arguing with yanks about politics
yeah, no
>>79065658
First post I've made ITT you troglodyte
>>79065663
put some tracks on and have a rave mate
>>79065707
what about THIS?
>>79065710
based corbyn
love that man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GzAmLozd6Y
>>79065624
to be fair I have had IV morphine and it is pretty great, I get the appeal
any footy man in?
>>79065658
>These policies can be for the good of the people.
lobbying has helped make america into the political mess it is today
its not representative democracy, its directly playing into the hands of the rich while alienating the poor people from having a political voice
you might like that but its against the spirit of democracy
>>79065303
>stopped terrorism
What are you even talking about?
>stopped open immigration
Tried to with blunt force, but was curbed by the supreme court.
>3% economic growth by the 2nd quarter(2% up from last year)
Initial optimism, but he hasn't done enough to reinforce it and the mood is already ebbing away.
>taking steps to replace obamacare
With what, and is it going to work better or even worse?
>taking steps to end corruption
PRPRRFPFFHFRPFFHFRFPFFFFF
>restored american spirit
I'm not saying he's the cause of the growing social conflict in the US. Rather he's the result of it, and he's doing nothing to curb it. Left wingers and right wingers will start shooting at each other soon.
>>79065733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hiqG4cfOGk
>>79065710
this was before he was cool
he's cool now FYI
arsehole is aching lads
>>79065707
just watched that episode, it was p good
I support lobbying, as long as you take the money out of it, and the corporations. Lobbying used to be regular people getting a 5 minute audience with the King. We need to go back to that.
>>79065710
have never clicked a single YouTube link from /brit/
>>79065718
Oh, sorry about that.
>>79065749
Yes, but the rich are more educated than the poor and know better how to run a country and therefore it's better for the good of the nation.
Imagine being German
Grim
>>79065751
did you wank
>>79065753
he's faded back to irrelevance again
those 2 weeks were the highlight of his career which ended in a loss
>>79065734
good lad
>>79065710
me behind corbyn trying not to laugh at the leader of my party
>>79065751
hmm why is her top off
Made a veg stew with pearl barley but didn't check it enough and all the barley burnt on the bottom and ruined the flavour :(
>>79065794
retarded nigger
>>79065805
3 1 2
>>79065805
JUST really wanna shake his hand
>>79065793
why's that then
>>79065801
no not exciting enough
>>79065803
i feel like his appeal is immortalised now and next election he still has a chance
>>79065685
This
>>79065794
>but the rich are more educated than the poor and know better how to run a country and therefore it's better for the good of the nation.
good little drone,
let me guess you're one of those middle class defenders of this system that exploits you disproportionately through taxes, but you consider yourself rich because you don't like like a ghetto nigga
http://www.pinealglandcenter.com/
just got woke'd beyond belief
>>79065828
lol
>>79065751
was expecting a willy
disappointed
jez pm within 1 year lads
book it
@79065826
Please stop replying to me or I will have to go to drastic measures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOcEX3dYn3s
>>79065869
bit gay
>>79065811
why not
may as well
>>79065861
got a nosebleed reading this
too omnixpilled
>>79065793
you're really missing out
swear to god
>>79065828
>piers before jez
>>79065751
>Strictly 18+
>thumbnail is literally a completely naked woman
>>79065871
let's hope so
Just gonna get highly addicted to sports betting x
(just kidding losing hurts too much lawl)
If there's one group people i hate it's stoners
Why is it socially acceptable for them to do their drug of choice 24/7 but not for me, an abuser of prescription medications
>>79065930
looks like a boy to me
>>79064763
his girlfriend
>>79065854
I'm pretty ghetto. I once worked in Los Angeles and sometimes I listen to Tyler, the Creator so you're otherwise wrong about that but the rest is correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAbUeZfZNOI
>>79065899
do you know that woman rain florence
>>79065966
how would I go about applying to a street gang in LA?
>>79065751
there is a fucking hegre art watermark on it
>>79065985
my pineal gland needed a decalcification so thanks.
>>79065986
I do not
>>79065751
i like the arsehole bit best
>>79066045
search on youtube
do you recognise her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH1O2asE_Js
>>79066007
depends on the gang
If you want to join the ms15, try to find a party and then ask to join. they'll kick you for a minute and then tattoo your face unless you're a woman, then they'll make you have sex with 15 people and then you can join.
dunno about the other ones.
hmm risk posting my gimmick this late or play it safe and wait for the new?
hmmmmmm
>>79066055
ok yeah enema and breastfeeding woman no I don't
>>79065658
>here
americans