>be at the dinner table with my wives israeli family >they're

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>be at the dinner table with my wives israeli family
>they're talking about the recent terrorist attack in their city
>I but it "Haha the only terrorising I'd do is exploding my dick in your daughters vagine"
>I make a hand motion while rubbing my hands vertically together and saying LIKA BOOM BOOM
>her dad looks me dead in the eyes as his spreading some schmeal on his bagel
>"GET THE HECK OUTTA ERE YA SMUCK"
>jewish family start kicking the crap out of me and calling me a filthy goy

Now the family aren't going to pay for the wedding how the hell am I ever gonna feed these kids?