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>>79061931
all those dilated pupils

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anime2

FUCK YOU

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12 hours until i hear an insufferable buzzing noise that raises me from my slumber

toil tomorrow lads

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>Bat'ko the Manarchist
>ContraPoints
>Garrett
>hbomberguy
>Steve Shives
>Kristi Winters
>Kevin Logan
>Libertarian Socialist Rants
>Marinashutup
>BadMouseProductions
>C0nc0rdance
>Shaun and Jen
>Chez Lindsay
>Feminist Frequency
>demotivatoropinion
>Thom Avella
>SJW101
>The1janitor
>Michael Rowlands
>Anti-Social Media
>Mexie
>JacobinMag
>Chapo Trap House
>Something Awful
>RationalWiki
>/Leftypol/

/ourguys/

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business idea: fugg henry cavill

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why are Anglos so illiterate

>>79062047
>>79062059
but tomorrow is Labor Day

oxymoronic edition

need a bf lads

>>79062096
you wearing white pants?

Bat'ko the Manarchist here AMA

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>>79062061

wish /brit/ wasn't shit

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Dua Lipa is the greatest talent of our times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZqbQL4H4Q

>>79062097
you're an oxymoron

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great ed.

>>79062173
the least they could do is wear better fitting suits.

>>79062114
don't own any

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sue

Hello there, fellow Anglos.
How is life on east side Anglo country?
Is it cold and raining over there?

business idea: every /brit/ poster in a house together, new person eliminated (via my right hook) every 3 days

call it /brit/ brother aha like the programme big brother

who is op girl and why wud anyone co nsider her qt?

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Hardship upon the cockcrow

>not even working tomorrow but going to pretend like I am cause toilposting is fun

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>>79062016
i like yuki

>>79062259
about 14c so tolerable, but yes it's raining.

>>79062173
warwick probably hates the tyrion guy
big chad dwarf stealing all his roles lmao

>>79062251
she looks no older than 11

I can't fucking wait until stinson catches up with you

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We are back in control, force them to surrender
Take what is ours, restore law and order
Back in control, push them further out to sea
Falklands in our hands, back under British reign

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My housemate has been watching Sargon of Akkad videos all day

He's fucking 39

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pictured: hundreds of scammed japanese kids celebrating the arbitrary birthday of a plastic doll

>>79062225
kinda this like obviously u have to get tailored when u that size sow hy they get it tailored so badly lmao

Are the English football lads going to kick the ball more times than the other lads

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>>79062251
>ee looku how cute I am xddxddxdd
Would love to stomp her little insect skull in

>>79062251
fake plastic bint

hate how paranoid i am. eye doctor asked me if i was experiencing an increase in eye floaters, and i said no, but ever since then it feels like i'm seeing them constantly because i'm always aware of them

>>79062047
That's a tolerable time for getting up. My alarm goes at 5:45 so I can be at work at 6:30 for absolutely no reason at all because IT'S A FUCKING OFFICE.

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>>79062358

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>>79062306
i like all the yuyushikis

Alarm at 7am tomorrow

>>79062340
honestly so glad im not japanese
its a unique and novel culture from the outside, but actually living it every day and having it be your norm.. nah, its way too fucking faggoty

DOING A LISTEN LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y

favourite sea shanty lads?

mine's either spanish ladies or lowlands away
big fan of drunken sailor too though tbqh

>>79061985
Can I get the DOI of this post, please?

>>79062340
>hundreds

having a showey

>>79062393
I only like Yuki.

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>>79062411
yeah really faggoty. glad we live in the western world

>>79062411
it's weird though because then you get films like 'blue Spring' and 'Sonatine' which are the complete opposite to bollocks like that

being one of those hardnut, rebellious japs would be pretty cool desu

>>79062422
drunken sailor or leave her johnny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWS5dGSDOc

>>79062455
thing is though, that's clearly not happening to any great degree

hungry house advert, first 2 couples are gay men, the one family then one group of lads... what?

>>79062456
christ what a fucking unfunny meme

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>>79062326
reminder that if the Argentinians had just held their horses they could've taken the islands in 1983.

>>79062436
at least 1-200 yeah

>>79062411
Asian cultures are nice collectivist cultures (not sure Japanese is like that, they seem particularly weird). I'm sure you'd enjoy melting into the collective and getting some rest from existing.

>>79062436
how many do you count?

>>79062465
also they are in the top 5 boxing nations in the world rn
so obviously they aren't all poofs, wouldn't fuck with the yakuza either lioke

but still, getting nuked probs ruined them a bit

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>>79062178
Want those lips around my cock

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screaming

>>79062411
its actually frightening when you hear from someone who spent time living there what their society is really like and the bizarre social norms they pertain to

>>79062518
not sure how easy it would be to melt into the faceless mass when I'm a white guy who would be taller than the vast majority

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I dumped my boyfriend for another man - but he left me humiliated

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/dumped-boyfriend-another-man-left-humiliated/

>Be roastie dating someone
>Get a crush on someone else
>Dump boyfriend
>Confess love to new guy
>He nopes the fuck out
>Roastie's reaction:
>he just walked away with no responsibility. I needed care, and he should have given it as I couldn’t tell my partner. It’s affected my confidence and I don’t know if I can face him at college or go back for my final year. I was ready to give up everything for him. I even ended my relationship so we could be together.

------------------------------Pickford
--------------------Jones--Cahill---Keane
Walker-----Wardprowse---Dier-------Rose
----------------Rash--------Kane-------Alli

Living in japan is hell, wages are shit, shit is expensive, and if you don't work 12 hour days you're fucked

t. lived in japan for 2 years

we need mandatory service

>>79062599
where did you live

>>79062644
In Japan

>>79062585
Yeah my scenario assumed that you'd be somehow reborn as an ethnic Japanese.

strive to be rich enough to afford a personal chef as good as are gordon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm2XN5mbepg

>>79062644
Osaka, worked as a translator

so glad i don't live in some absolute shithole

it's nowhere near perfect but it's your average, 99% british rural town

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>Sorry about the Falklands, old boy
>Eh forget it, we kind of knew they were yours

>>79062674
which languages

>>79062599
I'm literally moving back to Japan in two weeks

do you speak Japanese?

>>79062599
what about if you don't work in the city
wouldn't mind being a jap farmhand for a bit (i know farm work is long hours but physical labour isn't nearly as soul crushing), the most interesting thing about the place to me is how different the flora and fauna are
got some mad insects they do

>>79062555
good post

How likely is it that I'll get caught streaming game of thrones

>>79062699
Spanish to Welsh

Definitely overestimated the market

>>79062599
>shit is expensive

this, I barely bought anything and managed to spend well over 100k yen in a week. don't have a clue where it went

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What do you think of the Algerian lad?

Is he /our guy/?

>>79062742
probably on yuzu merchandise you fucking faggot

>>79062722
0%
(rounded up)

>>79062728
kek, are you being serious
what call is there for a spanish to welsh translator in japan of all places, especially since literally every person who can speak welsh fluently can also speak english

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Going to spend the evening here because the first TV debate for the upcoming elections is on and is making /deutsch/ a cesspool (inb4 as usual).

>>79062599
The state of expats to Japan tbqh.
>Hurr Durr I like Japanese cartoon I should move to that country I'm sure it's an honest depiction of life there
I should make an infographic if the beta Japanese expat vs the alpha Thailand expat

>>79062742
did you ride the train and buy pints

percocet molly percocet

>>79062782
>kek, are you being serious
>what call is there for a spanish to welsh translator in japan of all places, especially since literally every person who can speak welsh fluently can also speak english

you fucking spacker

>>79062771
I don't even know what yuzu is you projecting nonce

>>79062816
fuck off

hungry but not really

>>79062699
Japanese to English numpty

>>79062711
yeah, got N1

>>79062712
Honestly can't speak for the country, I bet they're more laid back, I know in some towns you can get houses DIRT cheap, they're literally begging for buyers

>>79062806
Don't even get me started alan, my rent alone was probably more than your monthly income

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>>79062806

Yeah you and thailad are definitely fine examples of this

not hungry but i will eat anyway

>>79062806
>beta Japanese expat vs the alpha Thailand expat

I'm sure you could but nobody would actually fall for your bullshit you nonce

>>79062863
>Honestly can't speak for the country, I bet they're more laid back, I know in some towns you can get houses DIRT cheap, they're literally begging for buyers

sounds cool, added to the "when i'm rich diary"

am very intelligent

this was 9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZGGL20g99A

>>79062808
used the tube quite a lot. I bought a couple of things for myself and the gf at a vintage shop and some camera film but aside from that I seem to have spent a lot of money on just surviving. I watched a Japan dub downton abbey which was very perplexing actually

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bit boozed haha

toil at the crow of the cockerel

bitch

am extremely intelligent

>>79062954
same
blessing and a curse ahah

These 'progressive's have succeeded in creating a degenerate cultural abyss for our young. These things are however never permanant. There will be a pushback. Young people are nothing if not contrarians, and it's to be hoped that they will look at the new mainstream with the same rebelliosness that the young always show, and become interested in traditional values once more. I long for a rekindling of the classical spirit of hope and certainty that our civilisation is the heir to Rome and Greece, and an understanding that each and every one of us has a role to play in ensuring our societies and nations advance in our interest, and not just in the selfishness of this cult of the individual.

literally a genius but cant be bothered with it

am supremely intelligent

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New gimmick idea

>>79062863
>N1
never met a foreigner who went beyond N2, I'm impressed

I lived in Nagoya for a bit and I'm going to be in Tokyo this time around but hope to get back to Aichi as soon as possible

Did you live in Tokyo the entire time? I didn't mind living in a shoebox and waving glowsticks at cute girls on the weekends as a single guy but I do think I'd have to get out to the inaka if I were ever to raise a family there

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had a dream I was shagging Jake Paul up the jacksie last night

This recent development is particularly concerning due to the fact that I am not a homosexual

*retreats to the drawing room to ponder this further*

>>79063049
do you have a degree in writing vaugely smart sounding paragraphs while saying absolutely nothing at all.

r/iamverysmart
go.

How are you guys able to browse on mobile?

>>79062806
Japan tourists:
>normal, well rounded people for the most part with an interest in fashion, art and history
>probably already have a girlfriend and go along to Japan together
>cause little to no trouble
>need a lot of money to get there and live

Thailand tourists:
>fat, sweaty nonces
>cause so much trouble Thai natives just kill them on arrival
>feel like they can 'live like a king' because they can finally afford rent and food and don't have to sit in the cold until their bennies arrive like back home

>>79063145
Clover is based

hate yanks they're smelly dumb poos

quite like working in a low paying low stress job

the chinese are so fucking disgusting

>>79063116
how old are you or is that currently Classified

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>>79063133
>implying I write all my posts

fucking hate that asmr darling whore

>>79062314
Warwick is the better actor and he's been in better movies like Willow

quite like working a high paying low stress job

took a flight recently and my departure gate was next to one for Bangkok

every single non Thai waiting there was middle aged and overweight haha

Anyone else here like it when a girl covers your mouth with her hand during sex?

8-9 shanty hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMEnTMqsN-M

>>79063204
same, but I'm cursed with high intelligence so my sense of duty forces me to pursue high skill, high effort and high stress career options

liked working in a bar so much, but everyone kept telling me to leave and be successful :(

I dislike Japan.

Post your dad's favourite movie

Man on Fire

>>79063116
I lived in Osaka lad, raising a family there was out of the question for me, one of the main reasons I came home, some cultural problems can be solved with money, but there a few major ones that can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJK3AnMKAc

the gf

>>79063307
probably die hard or some shit

>>79063217
eien no juu nana sai

>>79063307
space oddessey or blade runner

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>>79063271

imagine that the wordfilters have been going since 2015

mad, why does Hiroshima fear the power of /brit/ so?

>>79063299
runt

>>79063307

Mysterious Skin

>>79063307
Barton Fink and Marley & Me

>>79063360
shut up nig

>>79063345
Classified

>>79062863
>my rent alone was probably more than your monthly income
Yeah that's the first line on the left panel
>sad Beta character wearing a Pikachu hat
>70% of his salary goes into renting his 7 square meters pod in Tokyo
>Masturbates to anime characters using be
>Works 12 hours a day
>Right muscular character wearing colorful flower shirts
>Has 7 GFs
>Works 3 days a week in some bullshit NGO job
>Lives on a paradisiac beach
>Where he has a condo with the service of a luxury hotel
>For 400€ a month

>did you support arsenal before the brain injury?

what the FUCK louis

>>79063284
best shanty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWS5dGSDOc

>>79063284
this is why I like to hide my intelligence
stops me getting promoted to the more stressful jobs

>>79063434
nice choice amigo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3UBxFqebaY

Why don't Japans do the sex?

>>79063362
Ugly frog face.
Go away.

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>>79063307
the 6th sense (my dad's dead haha)

this yank runt is defending japan like it was his homeland whats wrong with this bender nonce

>>79063427
you have to have a certain kind of runt mindset to be content with being a small fish in a tiny pond tbqh

>be me
>from maine
>have a """boston""" accent
>meet canucks at Tim's and travel around canada
>tell canadians to go fuck themselves and that the french should've watered furrows with their blood
>discriminate against the """irish"""
>be a general asshole around europoors and americans
Anyone else do this shit? The more people who hate new england the longer it can stay a proper rural colony.

>>79063473
fat nigger

>>79063464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QapvJeWiHwo

>>79063503
btw none of this happened

>>79062799
welcome

>>79063503
he finally got a greencard

>>79063323
>some cultural problems can be solved with money, but there a few major ones that can't

kind of want you to elaborate on this but suspect it's a touchy subject

>>79063503
oh shut it

>>79063524
I know what you are but what am I?

>>79063537
dont speak to strangers

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feel like pure shit just want her back x

FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpDsJvaesa4

>will never sing shantys and kill spaniards with the lads

heartbreaking feel

>>79063535
see:
>>79063610

>>79062799

if you vote AFD you can stay

So, objectively, what is the best American state?

prefer yanks to the arrogant french

FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK FUCK OFF YANK

barely read any posts in /brit/

i just scroll down, looking at images of charli then reviewing the replies i get to my posts

>>79063634
california yanks who say otherwise are little nerdy runts

ugly little french troll

wish i could learn a language
:^(

HATE aussies
HATE frogs
LOVE paddies
NEUTRAL to brits

simple as

>>79063634
it was Texas before it got BROWN'd

now, Vermont, even though they have a meth/heroin problem and their government is retarded beyond belief.

>>79063634
I quite liked washington, new york, vermont and massachusetts

>>79063634
arkansas or colorado

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lads is 'Worcestershire' sauce pronounced

'wuster sauce'

or

'wustershur sauce'

could heem any proto yank itt

hate so-called experts
love ordinary working people

tismoyank is mistaking me for the other french rorke runt hahahahahaha but we all know who you are you basement dwelling 30 years old

Watching an old cat get cleaned

https://youtu.be/kzpwkn_gFP4

>>79063683
>Texas before it got BROWN'd
When was this "before" time?

>>79063677
what about a half English half paddy

is season 2 of Mr. Robot any good? enjoyed season 1 even if it did lose the run of itself by the end

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resumption of the exchange of labour for monetary compensation at dawn

>>79063700
wuster

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>>79063600
so cute

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Fuck off Yank

Fuck off Frog

Fuck off Bruce

Fuck off JFs

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SCREAMING

>>79063700
worsta shur

>>79063743
postwar

Just tried full fat milk for the first time since I was young, tastes amazing desu.

>>79063748
'ce

>>79063598
its the best part of posting online

>>79063745
is your mother or father a paddy

>>79063730
could heem this crazy old bint and her dementia ridden rat

>>79063765
where the fuck is iver

I'd take the shirt off any man in this thread's back

bastards

Been spoken to by my yank, ethnically-Asian neighbor
>You're going to the gym? (He saw the muscle and was going there himself)
>Me: not now. I'm going to get a haircut.
>Ah ok
>Me: how about you?
>Yank Asian neighbour: yes
>Me: okay see you there sometime
>Yank Asian neighbour: ok
This pattern of Yanks randomly starting conversations is so fucking annoying and 99% of the time they don't know how to carry or conclude it.

Age and girls you've fucked lads? Think I'm a bit below average with 21 years old and only 4 girls desu

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>why yes i love america. i love getting cancer no matter what i eat and getting shot by brown people. i love our culture, things like chief keef and miley cyrus

>>79063745
They are in the "somewhat like" tier.

>>79063730
>2013
probably a dead cat now. cant clean that stink off.

>>79063779
don't tease me like that
gf only gets skimmed and she gets mad at me if I buy fullfat

>>79063700
Worr sest her Sher hire sauce

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Business idea: free the nipple. Not for women's rights, but for men's rights to enjoy unocculted titties.

>>79063565
Well aside from being surrounded by japs and the loneliness and whatever(which I can deal with, normoids usually can't) It's mainly about any kids I would have.

The schooling system is ridiculous, from 9am-9pm if you want your kid to get in to a good school, they have entrance exams(ridiculously hard) for every level, even elementary thesedays, not to mention there's a chance that your kid has a high chance of being bullied for being different(and it's exclusion and group bullying, not something """sticking up for yourself"""" can fix)

Basically, I wouldn't want to put my kid through something I know I'd hate, there is more but I could literally write a dissertation on it all

>>79063765
there some of these in the middle of a residential street in leicester, many a drunk photo was taken besides them

>>79063752
>completely ignoring the 'shire' at the end

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes

>>79063700
War-chest-ers-high-er sauce

What do you do for a job
lads
Serious responses please

>>79063779
its great stuff. annoying that it has less calcium than semi though.

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will being able to write Chinese make it at all easier to speak it?

please respond

>>79063633
I'm torn. On one hand I want to vote AFD partially out of conviction and partially out of protest, on the other hand the FDP are my second best matched party and every vote for them increases the chances of a CDU-FDP government coalition and decreases the chances of a CDU-FDP-Greens or CDU-SPD (like previously) coalition. In the forecasts they're just on the verge of it.

>>79063824
Skimmed tastes of nothing

>>79063811
24 and like 11 or 12

also feel below avg but I've turned lots of girls down so I'm not insecure or anything

fuck off yank simple as

>>79063777
FUCK OFF

>>79063806
>not leaving it at "ah ok"
nobody can handle american banter
>america zone

>>79063797
fuckinghamshire

>>79063862
work in a gay bar

fucked 300mg of girls straight into my bloodstream last night

would fuck a yank

>>79063862
Test technician at an electronics company

how many of you have ever been asked out by a girl before?

>>79063862
Security guard. Minimum wage. Not weapons, no handcuffs. We really just stand or sit places and makes sure people don't steal/trespass. 70% of my colleagues are students.

>>79063765
They've got these in notts

>>79063862
pro gamer

>>79063801
Bet you'd suck his nipples after too, you absolute bender

would fuck a sheila

>>79063791
my father is

>>79063953
yes, several times

>>79063862
call centre to help people operate their machines

>YAY! SCIENCE! XD
>WTF HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TRANNIES HAVE NO PLACE IN NATURE

>>79063985
be quiet whore

>>79063862
Bitcoin millionaire

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>>79063886

>FDP
>classical liberalism in 2017

>>79063938
I need you put out of business

>>79063946
Straya greatest ally

>>79063770
iirc the pokemon planes have now been painted over

>>79063960
Fun fact: Most security guards are only hires for insurance purposes

>>79063992
that's alright then mate you're only a paddy if your mother is.

>>79063862
research job at a uni.

>>79063811
20, 7

have been in a relationship since I was 19 though

>>79064003
what do you mean by place in nature

>>79064017
I'm not gay

>>79063862
pretzel stand cashier

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>transphobia
Really reddit? I thought we were beyond this.

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>>79063634
Depends on your specific criteria, but Upper New England (Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine), Virginia, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Oregon and Washington might all have a shot at it.

>>79063992

MICK'd

Sick of politics because of brexit

Gave up caring a year ago but they're still just banging on about it

>>79064016
>muh refugees
won't be a problem anymore in a while

going to eat the left over pizza i left sitting on my counter for over 24 hours

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>>79063656

just read this so im posting it

>>79064069
boring stuff Los Angeles is better

>>79063953
I have once
it was more of a game at the time
I was talking to a bunch and figured I'd let the one who asks first get all the fun
of course the crazy one asked first
much fun was had

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>>79063886
>FDP

>>79064034
not surpised
fucking state of half the security guards I see these days

>majorly obese cunts who can barely walk up 2 stairs
>women under 5'6
>skinny twinks

are we really running out of bald, hard looking cunts, not exactly rare are they

>>79062799
vote afd or fuck off

>>79064086

there are millions and millions and millions more to come

bum-sniff panto pervs stalk my cows

>>79063898
>>79064056
FONT

>>79064087
>pizza
'og

stop moving so fast :L

>>79064088
who cares runt gang violence is only harmful if you're in a gang yourself

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>>79064086
whys that

>>79064088
California passed a law last year so that people under 21 cannot smoke because they fear that 18 year old smokers will give their cigarettes to school children even though California has pretty high costs of tobacco compared to eastern states.

>>79063953
in my work place like 4 I can remember

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The lads

>>79064033
>>79064033
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>>79064033
>>79064033
>>79064033

>>79064034
We know that. Every time I'm working a long do-nothing shift with another guard, the fact we're only there for insurance reasons is brought up every time.

I got paid last week for sitting in front of a door browsing the web on my phone all day.

going bed soon

>>79064134
can't say I was expecting this
Once again i am NOT a normie

been frequenting this gay website for almost a decade

love girls legs

>>79064141
*teleports behind you*
heh, too fast for ya kid?

>>79063862
night soil collector

>>79064149
this is literally not true in the slightest

>>79064129
the EU cares more about the union itself than it does about the 'gees, maybe the stream won't stop but it's gonna reduce immensly, even these days it's pretty much over

>>79064016
I'd rather not, but you really do have to play coalition chess in German elections, that's how our system works. And a CDU-FDP government is still a far lesser evil than a CDU-FDP-Green government or CDU-SPD government.

Also the FDP actually want to take more measures against illegal immigration and tighten requirements for immigration in general, they're one of the few parties urging for a new immigration law. The only future parliament party to have an even stricter stance towards immigration is the AFD, and the AFD is guaranteed to end up in the opposition.

>>79064182
>didn't even invite sammy davis jr

sinatra and martin shoulda put their collective foot down on that one

>>79064069
Montana looks amazing would love to go

>>79064262
so this is the power of proportional representation

>>79064114
All of them get better money as bouncers

>>79063953
some woman tried to set me up with her daughter

just that aside from some on tinder

>>79064280
Montana is the state that Texas wants or pretends to be.

>>79064174
Visited /k/ for fun one day, and they are also passing pretty questionable gun laws. unbelievable what kind of restrictions they can get away with on American soil

Wish I had an Australian gf to banter me

>>79063307
Blazing Saddles.

>>79064060
TRANNIES DO NOT EXIST IN NATURE

INB4 SOME MENTALLY ILL BENDER USES CLAMS OR CLOWNFISH CHANGING SEX AS AN EXAMPLE AS IF THEY WERE HUMAN

>>79064647
wish i had a french gf to banter me

>>79064069
Wisconsin and Minnesota are the comfiest states in the Union.

>>79064733
would transexual slugs change your subjective opinion?

>>79064733
female lions sometimes have manes