>Find a new land >Newfoundland

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>unite a bunch of states
>call it the United States

>>79060048
>Find a new land at sea
>New Zealand

>Have a state in the west
>Western Australia
>Have a state in the south
>South Australia

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>otkriješ novu zemlju
>novaja zemlja

>>79060202
>being this arsehurt
Your states aren't even united.

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>be Frankish
>invade land
>name is 'Francia'

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>>79060274
>found a town
>Townsville

>>79060227
Not fair. I don't understand what you're saying and I can't laugh.

>>79060857
direct translation of the OP, and a place that's called newfoundland in russia

>>79061029
wtf i love russians now

>>79060227
Hehe, it says "Detroit du Danemark" above Iceland next to Greenland.

Is Greenland really Denmark's Detroit?

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>find land full of ice
>call it Iceland

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>>79067414
>Monkeys in charge of not being retarded

>>79067670
Global warming

>>79060103
Zealand is an old region in the Netherlands iirc

>>79060316
That's because before it was Gallia for the gauls

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>>79067919
TAKE BACK GALLIA

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>land full of inbred faggots
>call it england

>>79068105
jej

>Fund a city in Mexico
>Mexico City