anti-dane edition
I don't support this thread, and I think someone should make another one.
I hope the Dane commits suicide.
I've had a mole growing hair on the side of my face my whole life and I've never cut it. It's about 3 or 4 inches long at this point.
>>79056962
go to the doc and remove it, duh
>>79056980
I don't wanna. I've been through a lot with that mole. I'll probably just grow a beard and assimilate the mole hair into it so that I don't scare children too much anymore though.
if you put a glass bottle in the plastic recycling container it sinks
>>79057106
>assimilate
respect the diversity of you face
:^)
hej
>The United States is considering, in addition to other options, stopping all trade with any country doing business with North Korea.
what the FUCK did he mean by this??
>>79057157
it means all those mass produced chinese electronics are gonna get REALLY expensive
>>79057132
Alright bill nye
>>79057148
slutte å kollar porr
`Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice.
Why is not more curious?
>>79057141
I will. My beard grows dirty blond and my mole hair is jet black. I'll have a weird beard stripe and be all diverse and stuff.
>>79057222
It is, but Lewis Carroll was using a bit of artistic license
>>79057157
real question is why weren't they already doing this
>>79057185
If imports get more expensive maybe it will force American companies to become more competitive and the price of American goods (read: not chinesium) will actually decrease
fingers crossed
*blocks your path*
>tfw no tanned, blonde, bimbo gf with a cute butt
>>79057506
bimbo fetish is subhuman tier
>>79057299
because they realized that saying it that way doesn't sound like "stop trade with china"
they'll figure it out and hate drumpf anyways though
>>79057506
>tfw
>>79057519
you're subhuman tier
>>79057506
she is my president
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/japan-princess-mako-giving-royal-status-marry-commoner-article-1.3465053
Reminder that miracles are possible :)
>>79057550
quality post
>>79057465
Have you seen the quality of goods made in this country? I'd rather buy Chinese.
>>79057615
Grim post
>>79057635
would much rather give japs my money than buy a GM or...uggh, chrysler vehicle
>>79057597
>commoner she met at International Christian University in Tokyo
*chuckless in athiest*
japan is no better than the west, weebs are disgusting and will be culled in the next intellectual awakening
>>79056959
@79056950
>s-s-someone make a new thread!! p-please someone guys? guys? please guys? listen g-guys?!?
>n-n-no don't please, mommy!! make the mean man stop! mommy tell the mean man in this website to stop please!!
Gf called me autistic today
>you will never marry a Japanese princess
Not sure why I wake up some days
>>79057732
should've raped her
might've held up in court
>>79057635
>t. never worked in an American production facility
Our working class has been reduced to a small band of undignified rednecks.
>>79057667
I bought Ford because muh bailouts, but even those suck now. I miss 90s Ford.
>>79057752
>he isn't a secret Japanese princess
>>79057752
>tfw married a comoneru
*grinds against the dane's yiffhole*
>>79057965
I like how you're bringing him back into the thread after he got his feelings hurt and took off.
Very courteous.
Where's the Swiss poster? I like the vibes he brings to this place.
>>79057790
I remember seeing a ford ad yesterday that was saying how their vehicle had so many gimmicks but the subaru equivalent didn't
and I thought that not many people seem to buy those gimmicks anyways
Not a fan of gimmicks buds
gimmicks suck
>>79058057
>>79058133
America in general should just stop doing cars, leave it to the euros and japs
Funny how danes are supposed to be our "friends" but nothing makes them angrier than reminding them Schleswig is German
I hope the kraut commits suicide.
running out of room in the fridge for all my shoes guys
>>79058144
congress would probably just make stricter import laws
they stole our queen >>79056866
>>79058400
you can put the OJ in a shoe
You get a red card for ____ ______
tfw no troubled former disney starlet gf
>>79058889
yuge discounts
>>79058889
being cuck
I had a dream that I thought my brother was trying to kill me so I trapped his soul in an aux cord
Considering masturbating in the basement just for a change of setting. Never fapped down there before.
>>79059201
You're basement could be filled with radium, so you might want to get that checked out unless you want your balls to get cancer
I like to go to other threads and pretend to be an yankee from Boston who is extremely ill informed when it comes to world history and politics when in reality I am from Texas and study geography
Anyone else know this feel?
>>79059201
I'm right handed and started masturbating with my right hand.
Broke my right hand in 8th grade and had to jerk it with the left.
Been doing that ever since. Works great because I can lube up and keep my mouse clean and dry
>>79059252
Do it all the time though I like to make grand generalizations on things I know little about just to further promote the americans are stupid stereotype
>>79059117
hope you used it to play your mixtape
>>79059248
>having a dirt basement
hi mcdonald
>>79059252
I'm just very sincere, and I'm uncooperative in memeing. That seems to really bother people.
>>79059316
Same here
would gladly racemix with VJ toobeehonest
>The absolute STATE of Drumpf
BTFO'd
Did you know H.P. Lovecraft was reborn as a Finn?
*stares at you*
>>79059763
really lights my Temple
>catalog
>spot a shitty picture
>whatever
>look for /cum/
>it is the thread with that shitty picture
>>79060049
lol that's the dane for ya
guess who is to blame
me on the right
you on the left
Me when I type out elaborate responses on the nature of Canadian penises
>>79059763
私はスカートを着ています。
愚かなお尻!
いいえ、そこを見上げないでください!
これだよ。
私は警察の女性を呼び出し、彼女は男になる方法について何かを教えます。
>>79060161
get this shit outta here
>>79059763
what did the Elder Gods mean by this?
Thoughts?
>>79060161
what did he mean by this?
>>79060268
Finally get to embrace my true T*rk heritage
>>79060314
how many red flags can one shove into four short paragraphs
>>79060268
>destroy Colorado
>take away Lake Champlain
Fuck your bullshit
>>79060314
>like black cock
>wants to be a veterinarian
makes sense, soo the black guy will be cucked by a horse
>>79060268
Horrible, pretty much takes away all the farmland.
>>79060268
i've always wanted montana to have a beach
>>79060474
oh well
just felt another earthquake here in Idaho
Yellowstone eruption soon, brothers.
>>79060575
this thing better go off in my lifetime. Like I'm gonna be pissed if 9/11 is the epoch of my life.
Yellowstone would be 100 X better
I will move to these apartments in canada next year
North Africans should be executed
>>79060692
what apartmentos, senor?
>>79060268
>no yoop
weird
>>79060575
exciting. remember the one in montana back in july?
soon
>>79060575
>>79060646
>yellowstone will never erupt and launch the US into a new age of reconstruction at a level never seen before
work was nice.
someone told my boss i did a really good job.
>>79060761
idk, we had one quake yesterday and another this morning.
>>79060801
Yellowstone erupting would be quite literally the end of the United States of America and put the rest of the world into a generation of winter.
told some stipjoint owner how could the canadian is
CATCH ME
>>79060875
It wouldn't be the end of the US. It would ,however, strip us of being a superpower.
We'd be like England
>>79060925
It would be the end of all states, dummy. A Yellowstone eruption would be the end of civilization as we know it.
>>79060925
nothing wrong with that
>>79060989
No and No
誰について話してるの?
ああ、それは私ですか?
ああ。
はい。
私はこれがどこに行くのか理解しています。
うん。
はい。
うん、もう、それを取り除いてみてはいかがですか?
i would survive the the yellowstone eruption, make my way north to canada, and become a refugee
>>79060848
what do you do?
>>79061014
You're right. The destruction of the world's largest economy and military power, as well as the subsequent dying off of most of this planet's food supply wouldn't really matter too much.
黙れ
>>79061114
teaching kids geology
嘘は罪です
>>79061152
It wouldn't end civilization, though. That's a bit much to assume. We're pretty hardy apes
>>79061187
what kind of rocks are these?
how do i become the guy who is in charge of a county's water treatment facility?
>>79060268
please don't make the Armenians feel more at home than they already do
>>79061010
like this post
>>79061474
You have to pass water treatment operator test, be employed by a treatment facility for 6 months to be Class 1 in my state.
Being in charge requires a Class 4 designation which usually takes at least a decade of employment
私は良いポスターです
>>79061581
nevermind then
brb going to put birth control in the local water tower
>>79061100
>not staying and creating a nomadic empire and protecting it from chinks and brown people
>>79061252
I said civilization as we know it, not the ability for the remaining sapiens to cooperate on smaller levels.
>>79061187
I thought you are autistic
>>79061720
Europe, Asia, Africa, S America, Australia, will be just fine
Cum is the only thread I enjoy
しばらくお待ちください
私たちは自閉症を持っています
>>79061301
Left background has volcanic intrusions, and in the center foreground, we have a fine specimen of arsenite.
Join my discord server
https://discord.gg/Aux5jV
>>79061782
strange
In 2014 they found fetal remains in the Henrico county wastewater
>>79061762
a lot of parents have told me im good with kids
did somebody say です
I always say I'm going to learn a language and then I never do
>>79061976
you get he's making a joke that it's ARSE-nite?
>>79059248
I think you mean radon.
>>79059426
Any basement can get radon. Source: I live in a house that has a concrete basement with a radon problem.
FOB
>>79061857
At the waste treatment plant my dad worked at in NY they would get so many fetuses and sometimes adult fingers and toes in the big solid object screen they called "the baby catcher" that they made a little cemetery for it all.
>>79062075
I'm not the autistic one, person-who-can't-read-social-cues guy
waje jiwaejowaejow eiwae ih A WEhaw EIakl njkWJ
>>79062120
>>79059252
You are why they hate us.
t. informed yankee from Boston who studies chemistry and isn't geographically retarded
>>79062120
thats revolting but interesting so thanks for sharing
>>79058685
I thought it traditionally belonged in gloves
>>79062120
>the company you work for will never have its own fetus garden
why live?
>>79062256
next edition needs to be "fetus garden"
>>79059252
>be me
>from maine
>have a """boston""" accent
>meet canucks at Tim's and travel around canada
>tell canadians to go fuck themselves and that the french should've watered furrows with their blood
>tell chinks how great the west coast is and that I wish I could live there
Anyone else do this shit? The more people who hate new england the longer it can stay a proper colony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__TV6usgeA
post a better anime song
>>79056962
I have multiple beard hairs longer than 5 inches. Been growing for 15 months.
Buds I really love cute anime girls
>>79062424
>telling canadians to fuck themselves
>restaurants in Maine sell poutine
Kek.
>>79062526
same
>>79062526
me too
>>79062526
>>79062075
thank you for getting it
>>79062596
Are there always non-cum posters lurking in our threads?
Or do they casually stop by and post when something appeals to them?
>>79061301
>>79061976
>>79062135
Can I get sauce with these?
>>79062569
only in canadian containment regions to mostly cater towards the quebecois
we have about 90 of them
>>79062702
>Or do they casually stop by and post when something appeals to them?
probably that
>>79060773
>tfw Denmark has milder winters but is 13 degrees further north
>tfw born on the wrong side of the gulf stream
>>79062706
Sorry bruh, all three were picked up over the years on here.
I do know the last two are from a set, though I've never been able to find it
How do I stop being depressed?
>>79062993
Touch a girl
>>79062993
exercise regularly and maintain a sensible diet
read the /fit/ sticky to learn how
>>79062993
eat well
exercise
no fap
cold shower
find a hobby where you actively produce work
>>79061924
>good with kids
stop sexualizing underage asians
>>79063090
>no fap
>>79063090
>no fap
>>79063147
>>79063173
reminder that /cum/ is a pro no fap general.
>>79063090
you have to be extremely low test to be able to do no fap
>>79063127
all my waifus are of age.
misa is a cum mascot.
got a parking ticket at the gym buds
theres 65 dollars gone
>>79063218
I'd say most people on here RIGHT NOW have at least 1 porn tab open
>>79063254
meme
>>79063254
The point of nofap is to get horny enough that you start talking to girls more often in attempts to get laid
Every other "benefit" is a meme
>>79063010
This. The only time I've ever been happy is when I had a girl to cuddle and fug.
>>79063281
probably shouldn't have parked there, buddy
>>79063276
but you are clearly attracted to girls who look 14. You should not be in a position of authority over children
>>79063309
Sad! many such failures. all rife with depression.
awwwe
https://twitter.com/uiowa/status/904154610688036865
>>79063404
im 21 years old. these girls are 19-21 years old.
stop being creepy.
>>79063506
maybe I should participate in thon this year
>>79063506
don't like the dying children exploitation meme tbqh
I hereby summon a mexicanposter HYAH
>>79063380
maybe the fucking kikes who run the store in the mall that has half the parking shouldn't try to charge for parking when the stores closed to make up for the fact that their department store is failing
fuck sears
i have >200 japanese flash cards today...
fuck
I've been doing push-ups everyday and Im getting pretty good at them
>>79063728
whoa.
antisemitism.
not cool, man. not cool
Play the guitar; play it again, my Johnny
Maybe you're cold, but you're so warm inside
I was always a fool for my Johnny
For the one they call Johnny Guitar
Play it again
Johnny Guitar
What if you go, what if you stay, I love you
What if you're cruel, you can be kind I know
There was never a man like my Johnny
Like the one they call Johnny Guitar
Play it again
Johnny Guitar
>>79063615
why do you think this is exploitation
>>79063786
up for a /cum/ pushup challenge?
swept/vacuumed/mopped/organized the whole house
feels gud
>>79063802
fuck off shlomo
anyway im at the library, wasting yet another day
wonder what i'll do for the next 3 hours im here
>>79063830
sure
>>79063866
good job anon keep up the great work
>>79063829
it's not. It's literally taking time out of a game to wave at sick kids. That's all
>>79063879
do pushups in the library
>>79063879
Why are you going to be there for 3 more hours?
ill challenge you to push my cum up
>>79063916
>>79063916
wow. everyone wave the dying freaks. come on we need to make a 20 second video and stamp an inspiring music clip to it. go Hawkeyes. best sports tradition EVER. waving at dying kids. Yes. go team. be proud of yourselves for waving at dying kids. we all care so much! now share share share this on social media. see how much we care and show your friends how much you care and then they can show others how much they care. a 20 second clip. waving wow.
>>79064004
only place i can use my laptop on the internet, nothing better to do on my weekend
and no i wont do pushups i just got done at the gym
also those mctasters at mcdonalds aren't really worth it, the thai chicken one is ok but the other is NOT worth the cash
It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
>>79064185
what are you wearing!?
>>79064116
Cynical douchiness isn't an argument.
>>79064126
their breakfast burritos are ballin, and dirt cheap too.
You should get them if they're doing all day breakfast up there
>>79064233
nothing at all!
>>79064235
yes it is.
>(((you)))tube red
>first exclusive movie is about population control
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
also, did you know that youtube operates at a huge loss? Apparently they lose money operating it so there aren't any other competitors they would lose money to. Perfect logic
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>79064277
mcdoubles have more protein by a large order
Want to get /fit/ but live an hour drive from the nearest gym
>>79064386
haha nothing you can do then, might as well resign to a life of obesity
will never understand why masochism is a fetish.
Getting my balls squeezed between two thick acrylic sheets doesn't seem like a good time
>>79064386
do you have space in your home where you can lift weights?
can you run outside?
>>79064386
watch scooby1961 and calisthenicsMovement on youtube
>>79064462
brainlet
>>79064386
Just buy some adjustable dumb bells, or a pull up bar.
asian Canadian girls are pretty
>>79064462
if all fetishes were understood by the majority of people they wouldn't be fetishes would they?
>>79063904
25 pushups at 3:30
>>79064528
I find asians from asia prettier t b h
>>79064535
Not him, but I'll join in.
>>79057157
The nations are:
China
India
Philippines
Taiwan
France
Mozambique
Russia
Brazil
Burkina Faso
Mexico
Germany
Turkey
Saudi Arabia
Egypt
Chile
>>79064530
I mean, brazilian fart porn seems ok.
>>79057185
please god. I'm tired of consumerism and waste. Fuck the chinese Tbh
i like learning japanese
>>79064640
sent from iPhone
just 45 more wins until i can enjoy my free time again
>>79064766
>REE gems
hmm
>>79064810
the best things in life are REE
CLIMBING UP ON SOLSBURY HILL
>tfw got a 500 word summary to write
>tfw I don't feel like it because I got high
I don't want to die
I wish america would stop spreading their fattening foods up here
video games are a waste of time.
learning Japanese is a useful skill that will provide you with new experiences and opportunities!
be default I just assume everyone on here is on the spectrum at various levels
>the older brother is 100x better looking than you and is a total chad
ITS NOT FAIR
*plays hentai games in japanese*
>>79064935
humpty dumpty went downhill when they went to canada
>>79064935
you would kill to get some of our better establishments up there
>>79064944
How will learning Japanese help me getting laid anon?
>>79064957
i've never been diagnosed but I find it hard to believe that I couldn't possibly be so
>>79065029
Nah, our establishments are perfect. Nothing too big, nothing to small.
>>79065029
no we don't want anymore american fast food. Keep the sodium and trans fat in your country or else we'll build a wall
wew haven't done push ups in a long time. had to break them up into sets of 5
you guys did push ups too....right??
>>79065117
im more of a chinup guy
>>79065117
I had to stop at 16 didn't realize how rusty I was
>>79065033
impress dumb white girls and maybe talk to girl japanese exchange students i guess.
Thoughts on the new song Tay released today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T62maKYX9tU
>>79065099
No bad things like MSG and trans fats.
Only yummy food with a side of Jesus
>>79065151
So gay. You might as well become a girl.
Name one (1) better leafposter than Fist of Flames
Who INTP here?
>>79065189
you
>>79065143
I forgot how hard they are. I'm sweating and my muscles already feel like jello.
>>79065189
the geology teacher pederast
>he cant do at least 30 pushups for multiple sets in a row
>he cant do at least 10 pullups
lol beta
Lifting = Vanity
Vanity = sin
Sin = bad
feel a poop comin' on, lads
>>79065189
Oh my god you're so cute. Thanks. I appreciate getting noticed.
>>79065411
Get it outta there
>>79064905
500 words?
I could do that in 15 minutes you nigger
>>79065934
just did. Little wiping required too.
overall 8/10 poo
computer keeps kinda freezing
wish it wasn't such a piece of shit lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hiqG4cfOGk
hmmm
>>79066141
oww that hurts my mangina
>>79066141
why are her boobs uncovered
Slept for like 15 hours
Lower back now huts
Need to workout but I'm too ashamed to even begin
>>79065259
30pushups 10pullups is military grade fitness. Nothing to do with beta, that's a very high bar to pass
>>79065244
he has a name
>>79066141
wowee
>>79066139
too many page faults i think
>>79066141
is that the typical uniform for a waxer?
>>79064600
Ah that's a relief, if it means it'll keep out the American t*urists
Ban me daddy
My older african american neighbor won't SHUT THE FUCK UP. He's literally banging shit with a hammer in his apartment
>>79066590
Is he a qt
>>79066553
i'll clear the ram dump
>>79066590
>literally witnessing evolution and still bitching about it
privileged shitlord
>>79066707
yeah, if you like thin old black guys that reek of cigarettes
>>79066737
those traps make me want to puke
>>79066737
>tfw no deceptively fit gf
>friend has been dating the same girl since 2010
>still not married
>>79066737
nice thickness.
>>79066893
I'll take bum
>>79066954
marriage is such a sham. Can't say much for staying with the same piece of pussy for 7 years, but at least he didn't majorly fuck up
>>79066858
bet you like traps faggot
>>79067017
Marriage is a holy sacrament tho
Does anyone has that image mocking hbomberguy
>>79067064
no ur wrong
>>79066954
>neighbor has been dating the same girl for over 10 years
>finally proposes to her
>they're not even married yet but she quits her job and gains weight
>>79067074
Sorry "best generation," there's nothing holy about getting half of your shit taken legally from divorce
>>79067143
Marriage is a a holy sacrament between a man and a woman. The bonds of such a sacrament is God's greatest gift to the world
hate chickens they shit everywhere
hope they get eaten by a fox
>>79067276
wow
>>79067276
what did chickens ever do to you?
you know what i love
downloading 60gb games
fucking
fun
>having friends
>having friends with girl friends
>going outside
lotta normals in here
>>79067143
you are a really good goy
>>79067313
ditto
>>79067332
r9k posting isn't interesting
>>79066020
I just finished it
It was about humanities and opinions
>>79067462
neither is normie posting.
Hi guys.