Slavia

>it will be called Slavia

oh wow, how original

>slavic genes
xD

dont quit your daily job OP

>>79053065
t. bobby petuhanovich hujsosov

>National animal
SLAVS

>Primary export product
SLAVE

>System of Government

titoist style socialism

>National animal

wolf, bear, falcon, eagle
pick anything of the above, it's a too hard decision for me

>National sport

football

>Primary export product

* * * / B L O C K S O F P U R E I R O N / * * *

let's isolate slavs from rest of the world
good idea, burger

>>79053731
>socialism
choke yourself

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>>79054732
i'm sorry that you were conquered by stalin, but it still doesn't change the fact that slavs reached their highest point in history in tito's yugoslavia

just add Yugo- to the name and it will be perfect, regardless of all other features

>>79053065
System of Government: Republican

National animal: Orca

National sport:Throwing chicken heads over big fence

Primary export product: nuclear warheads and berries

Lyahs hate Hohols and Kazaps
Kazaps hate Hohols and some even hate Lyahs
Hohols hate Kazaps and Lyahs
Serbs hate Bosniaks and Croats
Croats hate Bosniaks and Serbs
Basically everyone hates Bosniaks cause muslim
Macedonians hate Bulgars
Bulgars hate Macedonians and Kazaps
Some Czechs hate Lyahs for some reason

And so on. Slavic brother-/sister- hood is a big fat meme

> Slavic genes
Western/Eastern slavs are primarily R1a, whilst South slavs are much darker and have completely different y-dna haplogroups.
Not only by haplogroups, they have different skull structure, different anthropological features in general.

>>79057567
r1a and i2a tribes formed the proto-slavic culture together in todays ukraine around 3000 bc. most of the i2a people migrated south in the 7th century, but ukraine is still around 20-30% i2a

>>79053065
>It will be called Slavia. The only people allowed to live in it must have Slavic genes.

Sounds great! We Hungarians will travel there and settle between Slavs but keep our culture and language, and there is nothing you can do about it :3

>System of Government
No government! Anarchism is the only way.
>National animal
Lynx
>National sport
water based sports
>Primary export product
Vodka, wheat, fruits and butthurt

>>79053065

>System of Government
Komunizm, layk under komrade Stalyin hahaha :DDD

>National animal
Homo slavSquaticus xDDD

>National sport
who can drink the most vodka-kompot and sunflower seeds without passing out, while squatting in public park LOOOOL

>Primary export product
some Cheeky, and also some Breeki :PPP

national anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA

:BBBB

I want win pls.

>>79059344
>national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw

>>79059407
now let's be serious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-TD-zzBw6g

HEJ SLOVENI JOŠTE ŽIVI

>>79059807
this song is banned in Slovakia

>>79059853
why?

do you mean a slovakian version of the song, or this exact yugoslav one

>>79060053
i mean the original, it was anthem of slovak fascist party

>>79060092
interesting, i didn't know that. i know that this song has a bunch of different versions in other slavic countries, for example the polish anthem.

and this croatian song from the 19 century has a different melody but a similar text to the polish anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbc05K93_aI

>>79060399
melody is taken from Polish anthem not the other way around

Make everything Polish and others are second class citizens