No Communist Party, No New China edition
daily kike told me that China is a horrible place and that people literally CANNOT breathe there
I am the yoke king of /brit/
anime?
More like NonceChina haha
sue
doing an alaska state trooper watch
i said
GOOD MORNING
i am the poolicker king
>>79050930
NEED those lips around my bellend
doing a picking up a bag of charlie off my mate tonight
>>79050933
Ever give beet shit on facebook?
Sign da fuckin contract you bugeyed mf
>>79050947
could land a jumbo jet in the gulf between those slebs
just guzzled a litre of liquid heroin
>>79050968
this pic makes me uncomfortable
going to mix my mates cocaine with rat poison
Big man, pig man
Ha ha charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha ha charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying “Keep on digging”
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
hapa gf 2018
the true redpill
done a gram of mandy in a night before
felt like shit the following week, but no lasting effects. the jaw clenching gets awful though
>>79050947
arse
Asked the delivery driver from the local chinky about North Korea's latest missile test. "Nothing to do with me". #MealyMouthedReply
Tried everything except H and meth
might give them a go
Listening to Taytay's new single lads
>tfw you will never pull on Taytay's hair whilst fucking her
>>79050824
DUDE ARE YOU COMING TO THE EEE DEE EMM RAVE TONIGHT? IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY LIT BRO, CHIP IS BRINGING SOME MOLLY, HOLY SHIT DUDE WE'RE GONNA BE SO FADED
smoking an ounce spliff
>>79051011
chebs
>>79051023
stfu junkie rat
>>79051009
The jawline gainz are good tho, only downside is trying to chew your food after
>>79051016
please do
>>79051034
further chebs
>>79051023
yanks ruined rave culture like they ruin everything else they touch
love my friends (You)
700ml of pure ethanol straight into my blood stream
>>79051054
nice
>>79051012
wish these fucking bin bags would just piss off back desu
pan asianisn will never happen either and North Korea are desperate to ally with absolutely ANYONE
downing a litre of HIV positive blood as we speak, you're all cowards
>>79051054
>Visible nips
I get that it's a slutty video but that's a bit trashy
will the UK lose freedom of movement with the continent? ive got british citizenship and dont want to lose that privilege
500ml of bleach into my ballsack
We got gushing gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slapping cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
I have never touched a breast
injected five kilotons of dmt
>>79051082
yeah probably
>>79051082
maybe, maybe not
it is time
>>79051050
>>79051093
Only touched my first boob at the age of 24 desu.
>>79051023
hao ling
Settling down to watch a bit of classic telly. Keeping Up Appearances and Goodnight Sweetheart.
MISSUS BANFIELD
touched my first boob at 5
girl in my brothers year let me
>>79051093
boobs are underrated af by the general populace
injected 500g of tits straight into my cerebral cortex yesterday, was mental
Just downed 250ml of H20
LADS
charli or marina?
>>79051109
>>79051111
good thing im also a m*ck hahahahaha
*rips out your heart*
call boobs bobs
fucking Biblical rain we're getting here
>>79051143
good post
>>79051146
you got nonced mate
>>79051054
What? Girls of west dont wear bra now?
utter slag in school was showing people her pierced nipple when she got it done desu, was the first boob i ever saw in real life.
>>79051164
both look like transsexuals but I'd ay Marina because I'm sure charli smells rotten
Genuinely like the average britlad and id say most are totally oblivious to the Irish problem so I hold no grudges
bought some beef jerky and its fucking rank.
yanks eat this sickening filth?
>>79051164
charli is the only answer desu
*destroys the human scum*
>>79051195
>both look like transsexuals
got shit taste mate
>10 posts every minute
fucken hell cunt is this the most bloated general on the board or what
>>79051146
touched mine as a babby
sucked on it too
>>79051212
its sunday you dumb cunt
>>79051164
Charli and it's not even close
>>79051164
CHARLES
IT AIN'T ME
Pineal gland is feeling particularly calcified this afternoon.
First boob I saw irl was my mum's.
First as an adult was a drunk slag who passed out at the bar and her top fell down from off her shoulders. She wasn't wearing a bra.
work tomorrow
>>79051212
welcome! /brit/ is the most powerful general on 4chan
now fuck off back to where you came from
>>79051199
hey dude hunters bringing a couple tallboys and a pack of beef jerky for the handegg game later on, you hangin' bro?
>>79051216
calling childline
>>79051209
*bombs you*
remembering my university society is having elections to the committee in october and getting very uneasy.
i want to stand, but only if i will win. don't want to give a speech just to look like an over-eager wanker and then get trounced by people with social skills.
>>79051199
it's actually delicious
>mum never breastfed me
ah so this is why I'm a manlet
>>79051206
Mange tout, mange tout.
>>79051253
>announcing reports
enjoy you're ban
>>79051082
I voted Leave but could get Irish citizenship just to do Schengen were the need to arise
best of both worlds
>people watch f1
>I take a gram in a night! I'm well cool me!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7lSIymFJaeM
>>79051164
Charles
*took [amount or volume which has been massively inflated] amount of [drug or ironic non-drug] lads*
HAHA DO I FIT IN YET LOOK AT ME BEING PART OF THIS MINI PROTO-GIMMICK WHICH WE ARE ALL PARTAKING IN IN THIS THREAD, US LADS EH, WHAT ARE WE LIKE WITH OUR GIMMICKS
>>79050978
>>79051009
>>79051063
>>79051077
>>79051084
>>79051094
>>79051151
>>79051154
Yankposting unironically brings me to tears
http://www.newsheads.in/science/news/57-million-years-old-human-like-footprints-found-in-greece/article/8390.html
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Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)23:19:11 No.79051268 ▶
>>79051253 (You)
>announcing reports
enjoy you're ban
quoted a large amount of good posts in order to disparage them lads
>>79051272
im looking to spend the winter in europe, should i file for my brit or irish passport? when will the negotiations for brexit be concluded?
>>79051281
u mad?
>>79051276
f1 died with senna
>>79051286
can't read it unless it's translated into Pidgin
>>79051276
Better than watching fairies kick a ball.
>>79051272
You will be shot on sight when brexit goes wrong and you all flee over here
>>79051304
lol fucked it
me and tyler are gonna spend the winner in yurrup
do they speak english there??
not even lying i've racked up some speed and am about to sniff it up
I tend to report all Australian posters
>Dad never chestfed me
So this is why i'm so spergy
>>79051332
wey we dem found footprints 5.7 million years old fi western crete
>>79051334
>he watches f1
i tend to smack irish people across the back of the head on the street
using twitter is like shitposting with normies
unionist filth
the 'ylist
goodbye my lover - James Blunt
how to save a life - The Fray
fix you - Coldplay
dry your eyes - The Streets
>>79051281
calm down
>>79051410
what did she mean by this
did the car go around the track?
>>79051402
calm down
Some aussie runt lightly brushed his tiny feeble hand against the back of my gaelic skull earlier on and he belted it when i turned around
fuck off dickheads
>>79051315
I thought you were a British citizen? do you have Irish citizenship too or an Irish parent or grandparent?
in any case, we're not going to suddenly pull out of Schengen and close the border by winter so you don't have anything to worry about for now
>>79051446
*elects another paki mayor in another major british city*
some irish blokes skull was poking out of his skin, had a touch
https://twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/903706367646687232
>chestfeeding
that fucking term makes me sick
>>79051469
dont think you're old enough to vote
i brushed my dick against the back of some irish guys head just before lads haha
learned to solve a rubik's cube so people would think I was clever
in reality just autistically memorised a bunch of turning patterns
I'm no Chang, but it's going to be scary seeing what India and China manage to do in the next 50 years.
Not to mention that 50% of population growth in the next 30 years will be in Africa. That's from 1.2 to 2.1 billion Africans.
Fuck me dead, interesting times ahead indeed.
Sometimes think about my contribution to the preservation of the white race when I irresponsibly blast off in the missus
>>79051452
probably the other way around
>>79051499
who said anything about voting :-^)
>>79051468
brit father, irish grandfather so im both. i guess ill get my british passport then
>>79051468
but youre not in schengen?
>>79051488
>Losing weight does not automatically = a healthier lifestyle. Plenty of unskinny people are perfectly healthy. It's all about body type.
tfw to intelligent too not be unskinny
>>79051516
there was some weird alien lad in sixth form who'd always bang on about zizek while carrying an autism cube everywhere
it worked though everyone thought he was a genius
>>79051541
you, when you said elects. idiot.
>>79051532
do girls get mad if you jizz in them
Lads I fucking hate real Irish people but both my names are irish.
The fuck am i meant to do
Report Australian posters, they're a different breed of filth
>>79051579
Nah she likes it
>Donald Trump agrees to 'military response' after North Korea celebrates its most powerful nuclear test ever
alri
>>79051581
at least one of them has genuine autism
>>79051549
Crossmaglen lad?
>>79051580
Why hate Irish people?
feel like pure shit just want her back x
>>79051580
kill yourself
>>79051566
never said who would elect him
:^)))))))))))
Looking back on it, what was he trying to insinuate? Is Floyd a loyal Ulster paramilitary?
some fashwave to start off the morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93qCsGY-OFM
>>79051558
I meant we'll still have access to it and won't lose that by winter
after Brexit I don't know if British subjects will still have freedom of movement in Europe while Irish passport holders will
pissing in the shower good feel
>>79051598
The "Chad Stride"
got an Irish name
got an Irish dad
like normal Irish people
despise those whinging Palestine paddies and the scots who pretend to be Irish
simple as
>australian posts
what a waste of bandwidth
>>79051639
well yea, dont think that's a big secret what he was trying to do
>>79051607
>Crossmaglen
no but my irish family are protestants from ulster desu
>>79051598
fáilte lad
>Fashwave
>Fashhop
>Fashrock
>>79051683
fuck off proddy dog
>>79051693
>>79051705
snap
>why yes, I am a 'fashy goy'
>protestants
fashwave is so shit hahahaha
fuck off with your hat posts you ridiculous little cretins
>Fash
will heem the next cunt who posts a dora
NEED a Labour council! – a Labour council! - hiring taxis to scuttle round a city handing out redundancy notices to its own workers!
>>79051653
liking the whole torches and raised arms aesthetic
the flags are also nice
music could be better
>studies show that weekly attendance at Catholic masses in England now exceeds that of the Anglican services
Given how desperate the Chinese government is to expand their relevance in everything, I wouldn't be surprised if the retard mong teen was being put up, directly or indirectly, to make these rancid editions
Or is China just the latest horrid teen meme among edgelord underage commies?
>will heem the next cunt who posts a dora
going to a gig friday
fuck OFF
>>79051779
Rorke cannae be THIS 'noided?
>>79051720
irreligious yank not concerned with your sectarian temper tantrums
>>79051770
>idiots A now go to church more than idiots B
dont care
>heem
>>79051593
h-hot
ive always wondered how a couple handles "jizz politics"
>going to a gig friday
>>79051779
just autists and their autistic memes
>>79051796
>mobileposting
>fedoraposting
could you be any more utterly, painfully pathetic?
>I attend gigs
>I go outside
mdma comedowns are a meme
never had one, never will
>>mobileposting
>>fedoraposting
>could you be any more utterly, painfully pathetic?
>china pays people to make /brit/ chinese editions
you can't be this much of a nutcase
Little known fact: tri-edged bladed weapons are banned from all military combat because the wounds they cause are impossible to treat
>i post fedoras on a british imageboard
oh no the men with hats are here
>>79051820
if your gf doesn't gladly lap up your cum you should break up with her
>>79051820
u just do it m8 it's not really political
>I get comedowns off MDMA
>oh no the men with hats are here
>oh no the men with hats are here
>>79051860
but nukes aren't?
bit strange
>>79051764
Most of it's pretty good, here's my favorite fashwave tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxARYmac2ZQ
>oh no the men with hats are here
love 'dora posting
>>79051888
>but nukes aren't?
it's illegal to nuke countries that don't have nukes
>>79051848
once got an awful comedown off ket because i hit the k hole pretty hard, thats it
thoughts on barbie
>>mobileposting
>>fedoraposting
>could you be any more utterly, painfully pathetic?
just got hatted. quitting 4chan forever. got egg on my face thats for sure!
enjoy using this fedora to mock posts that sound like a woman authored them
might say the n-word
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
>love 'dora posting
stop hats
>Fashwave
>gf won't ever swallow
>won't let me cum on her face
>won't let me even cum in her mouth
>always has to finish me with her hand unless i cum inside her
>>79051916
her face NEEDS to be my cum canvas
>>79051916
delicious feet
>why yes, I DO fedora post using my mobile device
>just got hatted. quitting 4chan forever. got egg on my face thats for sure!
>>79051876
>>79051848
>taking shit md
>>79051953
>gif
fuck off
>>79051953
ah yes, the nu-male
>>79051953
bin her mate
girls are hardwired to love cum if she doesn't then she's broken
>>79051123
Turning 24 this month , you have boosted my hopes.
>>79051953
>"i did that with sadiq and i really honestly dont like it hunny"
>>79051860
Source for this so called fact please.
>>79051953
Stop trying to impose hypersexualised patriarchial norms on her you rapist
>>79051979
sounds like good md to me.
Any pidgin/patois badman in?
>>79051958
>>79051964
good lads
not particularly a fan of the hat meme but it does sure riles the runts up lol
>cum canvas
>>79051953
what a horrible life you have
>>79051900
need the quick rundown on gen iden
are they just ethno-nationalists or are they 'europe' centric or what
>>79051993
is ask jeeves broken?
>not particularly a fan of the hat meme but it does sure riles the runts up lol
>>79052018
not a fucking word
>>79051979
i get my md from trusted internet vendors
you probably buy it off dealers, rofl
I hope you all have a good long hard think!
>>79051860
arent most wounds in a war impossible to treat? in battle they need the ability to shoot to kill, not to incapacitate
Praise you like i should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnr3twO7HCY
mew
>>79052018
will never read this in my lifetime
Is Paul Shamplina the most successful person with Down's Syndrome to have ever lived?
londoner: hi
northerner: hiGH like your house prices honestly you couldn't pay me to live in london enjoy your smog-infested bubble
>>79052039
not what Fight Club is about at all
people who take pop culture too seriously should honestly be hanged
>>79052041
Are you fuuuuuuuucking retarded mate?
>>79052053
happens to me all the time
you need to get up get out and get something
don't spend your time trying to get high!
>>79051953
at least you have a gf and have had sex, count your blessings
still song of the century 3bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LcMwUxuxKs
>>79052068
uhh, sounds like someone is insecure about his small penis x
>>79052053
Found the Northern greeting to be much warmer and genuine
>>79052039
This brainlet misconstrued fight club
>>79051909
convienent they wrote this little piece of legislation up after the yanks flattened 2 nip cities for a laugh
>it's a /pol/ thinks white culture exists episode
>>79052095
there's far better songs on that tape like suck a dick or grind on me
but its one of the best musical release of this century
whats being on ket like?
going to start wearing a southern cross patch or something when i go out so i can smash the heads in of lefties that fill the places 99:1
>white people
>white race
>white culture
none of this exists
>>79051594
what do people expect him to do? its been US policy forever to stand firm against NK nuclear testing
annoyed by these wetwipes complaining that he should just do nothing
>>79052116
heinous war crime
>>79052109
>This brainlet misconstrued fight club
Not an argument unless you provide an alternative
>>79052095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9MpmOz4MGg
>>79052130
shittest drug ever 2bh, dont know where it got the reputation for a party drug and hitting the k hole is a terrifying and profound experience
deleted my post so the jan man cant fuck me up hahahaha
absolute banger of a "tune"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fBe6NgAQ5I
alcohol doesn't exist its all placebo
>>79052118
you've just been brainwashed by the jews
the first step to destroying a race is denial and eradication of their culture
going to start wearing a burgundian cross patch or something when i go out so i can smash the heads in of the french and habsburgs that fill the places 99:1
>>79052139
'nce
>>79052161
the universe isn't real
>>79052183
>>79052118
>>79052137
civility, fairness and altruism
no need to apologies mate
22 too likes not too bad for an upper crust failed normie
eating your food with a knife and fork?
white culture
get fucked mudshits
>>79052072
whuh
>>79052167
nah sorry there is no unifying 'white' culture
white countries have their own individual cultures
fuck off polish scum
>>79052145
Fight club was about how societal norms suppress masculinity so the only outlet for men is to consume unfulfillingly
>>79052144
why is this still a controversial opinion to hold? our entire strategic bombing campaign was a war crime. look at german industrial input, it increased steadily until 1945, or bombing did fuck all but destroy beautiful cities and torch women and childrne
>>79052167
okay then, what's an example of white culture?
doing a poo?
/brit/ culture
get fucked yanks
>5 days on, 2 days off
ah yes very fair what a great existence love it love work me
>>79052240
hating black people
>>79052221
just like any country in the world except AMERICA
black, white, asian culture are all fucked up american concepts that are totally false
>>79052167
>buying yank propaganda
there will never be a universally accepted definition of white
>>79052204
IG or FB? got 360 something likes on my last pic
>>79052006
It's not just Europe, the Identitarian movement started in France tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIDxw81yMI0
>>79052262
>webm of what was obviously once a gif
fuck off
>>79052269
italy isn't white
reminder that richard spencer, king of the rorkes, thinks europe would work as one big country because it is 'white'
Right but what if I were to tell you I have a BIG willy, AND a pickup truck just because I like it?
total spent on cocaine so far this weekend : £380. just ONE more gram y/n?
Are arctic monkeys the comfiest british band of all time?
>>79052118
>hes never eaten mayo
>hes never listened to beethoven
>hes never watched seinfeld
literally fuck off
>>79052300
do you not feel like you're going to die at some point?
i hate coke for this very reason
>>79052308
the main guy is a wank
>>79052308
cocteau twins and lemon jelly for me
>>79052300
No such thing as one more gram lad
>>79052296
I wonder if they have cars with high suspension so that the average obese carjacker can't get in
white and black culture are american concepts every european country got particular and different culture and heritage, same goes for african countries
both white and blacks in america are in a huge identity crisis
>>79052288
>>79052289
HOW DARE YOU WE'RE LITERALLY ARYAN MUH ROMANS
jk I don't care about this race drivel
>>79052335
Helps keep u runts from watching ur mums give me the succ
>>79052308
Lush, Slowdive and Cocteau Twins personally